Chapter 110
Chapter 110
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 110
Chapter Title: Invalid~ We Have No Choice But to Call It a Draw, Right?!
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A very long time ago.
This was a story from when Asmodeus and Paco were still young, only around 3,000 years old.
"Asmodeus! B-Be my girlfriend!!"
Paco confessed to his childhood friend Asmodeus.
Asmodeus smiled as if she found Paco adorable and replied.
"But Paco, I'm a direct descendant of Satan, a rank-1 lord. Humans are so terrified of me they wouldn't even dare meet me in their dreams. Meanwhile, you're just a lowly demon who occasionally drops pigeon shit on people's heads?"
"Uh... y-yeah..."
"So how could we possibly be together?"
Paco knew it too.
They were on completely different levels.
But Paco had a plan.
Paco was an extremely rare hermaphroditic god, possessing both male and female genitalia.
"B-But I have a dick...!"
"I'm a god who protects love, not one who craves it."
"Dick... my dick's big though..."
"Give it to a god who needs it."
"......"
Of course, not every god wanted a dick.
From that day on, Paco went completely off the rails.
He even stopped diligently dropping shit every day.
If he'd just holed up in his room, that would've been one thing, but he started hanging out with a bad crowd.
They were delinquent low-rank demons who wore white clothes.
"Paco. You made it? We're doing it again today, right? Blessing those humans?"
"Of course. We'll release a ton of white doves at human weddings and make 'em unforgettable happy memories~ hehehe."
"Paco, you're such a wickedly good guy. Hahaha."
A demon who does good deeds is the worst kind of demon!
For demons, bad was good, and good was bad.
Anyway.
The one who blocked such a Paco was Asmodeus.
"Stop with the uncharacteristic behavior."
"...Mind your own business, I'm just a low-rank demon."
"There is a way for you to become a rank-1 demon."
"!"
The method Asmodeus mentioned was simple.
"Serve as a bodyguard knight for a rank-1 demon for 50,000 years."
"Really, just that...?"
Rank-1 demons often exploited low-rank demons and fired them just days before the 50,000 years were up, but the system itself was real enough.
"Paco. Become my knight. I have grand dreams. I'd like you to walk that path with me."
Asmodeus didn't love anyone.
She might never have it, but at least she wouldn't lose it to anyone.
So she wanted to watch from the closest possible distance.
"It would be my honor...!"
Paco became her bodyguard knight.
And so thousands of years passed.
◇◇◇◆◇◇◇ "Lady Asmodeus! What about the alien gods? What are you doing here of all places?!"
"Daddy..."
Frightened Asmo wriggled over and hugged me.
The closer we got, the more Paco’s face twisted in rage.
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ [NTR Situation Enacted!] [Obtained 50 Coins!] "W-Why are you hugging that lowly creature?!"
"Hmm... Because Asmo is Daddy's daughter?"
"Daddy?"
"And Daddy's wife too."
"?!"
No, Asmo...
People will misunderstand if you say it like that...?
Sure enough, the alien god looked down at me.
His giant face was filled with contempt.
"You took your daughter as your wife...? Disgusting..."
"Hey hey! It's a misunderstanding!!"
"No need to explain. Plenty of pantheon gods make kids through incest. Explains why they're all idiots."
"Hey! I'm not like that!!"
The alien god ignored me and swung a fist at Paco.
Paco dodged the fist but couldn't tear his eyes away from Asmo.
"You haven't set foot on the surface since going to space? When the hell did you meet that human?! Did you sleep with him behind your bodyguard knight's back?!"
"Daddy... that guy's scary..."
"Don't be scared. You're stronger."
"Maybe a kiss would give me courage..."
"What a hassle..."
I gave Asmo a light peck.
It was partly to encourage her, but mostly to farm those NTR coins.
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ [NTR Situation Enacted!] [Obtained 200 Coins!] "A-Asmodeus! What are you doing right now...!"
"More kisses, Daddy...♡"
Like a slutty high school girl, Asmo seized the moment for a deep kiss.
Unlike a fishy, gross eel deep kiss, this was fresh and tantalizing.
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ [NTR Situation Enacted!] [Obtained 300 Coins!] Coins galore.
"Stop! Cease this!!"
"Hm?"
"D-Did you have sex with that human too?!"
"We did. He was trying to impregnate Daddy's daughter, but no luck yet..."
"Gaaaaaaaah!!!"
Paco screamed.
But it didn't last long.
The quick-witted alien god caught on.
"You dumb pigeon. Still haven't figured it out? That's a clone of Asmodeus."
"Clone...?"
Paco stupidly stared at Asmo.
The alien god didn't miss the moment and smashed a fist into his skull.
Boooom-!
"Agh...! Time-out! I'm checking something, you bastard! Did you leave manners back on your home planet?!"
"Where we're from, not getting distracted in a fight is manners."
The two refocused on their battle.
Each punch leveled dozens of buildings.
Swirling thunderclouds and lightning seemed trivial compared to their power.
Humans are powerless before nature.
Just like that, nature seemed powerless before these two Constellations.
"Hey, slutty JK. You got this?"
"Yeah! Daddy's kiss gave me courage! Asmo will win it all!"
Asmo clenched her fist with bubbly enthusiasm.
Her innocence was so pure it made me uneasy for a moment.
Am I a piece of trash who only sees his daughter as a secret weapon?!
She's a filial daughter, and she likes me this much!
Shouldn't I treat her more sincerely?!
That thought vanished after 10 seconds.
Ruuuuumble───────────!
As Asmo reached out, tentacles erupted from the ground.
Small tentacles wove together into a massive one, wrapping around Paco.
"Guh?!"
Paco belatedly flapped his wings upon sensing it.
But too late.
The tentacle had already coiled around his legs; he couldn't take off.
"Since he's Daddy's enemy, I'll kill him with all I've got...!"
The tentacles coiled like a hunting snake.
Paco tore at them, but new ones wrapped faster.
"Grr, you mere clone...!"
"I'll kill the original and become the real one? Then marry Daddy—that's my dream?"
"Stop! Join our legion! I'm the Demon God's closest aide; I can slot you in easy!"
Paco.
This guy's apparently Asmodeus's subordinate.
I'd half-expected it since they're both 'demons.'
The game never explicitly said it, so I wasn't sure.
The old lady said the 'guardian god' fought the alien god, and she was dispatched to seal him.
So Paco isn't the guardian god.
Asmodeus is.
The alien god is Asmodeus's enemy.
And an enemy's enemy is my friend!
"I'll make sure you die full!"
Shiiiink-!
Asmo's massive tentacle rose like a cobra.
Its tip split like a blooming flower bud, dripping yellowish mystery liquid.
"W-What's this?"
"Nutritional porridge."
Yeah, I knew that smell seemed familiar...
"Guhb...?!"
The tentacle plunged into Paco's mouth.
Soon, porridge started pumping in.
An insane amount, obvious at a glance.
Glug-! Glug-! Glug-! Glug-!
"Oooogh...! Uroooogh!!!"
Asmo shoved massive amounts down his throat.
It overflowed from his mouth due to the force, but she didn't stop.
Soon his belly bulged out visibly.
Boom-!
"......"
Paco's feathers scattered into the sky.
He died stuffed.
"Whoa! Daddy! Did you see? That huge bird uncle went boom-! and burst! Guts and blood and porridge-"
"Hey. I saw it all."
Too gross for details; skipping.
"Did I do good?"
"Heh. Thought you were just stacked, but damn, you're strong too? You'd win gold in a strength contest! What're you gonna be when you grow up?"
"Daddy's bride first, then chef."
"Hah? You planning to burst all your customers' bellies?! Hahaha."
"Yes!"
"...?"
I was joking.
Asmo wasn't...
"That's funny, right...?"
"Heehee."
I ruffled Asmo's hair wildly.
Felt like I had to...
Beating an injured alien god-beating Paco...
Asmo's ridiculously strong.
Almost scary.
And there's one more terrifying fact.
Asmo's current level is just 2.
The game showed stats rise nicely per level-up.
What if she hits 3? 10, 20...?
Maybe the world's strongest daughter...!
She might actually surpass the original...!!
But the world's strongest daughter is a yandere filial girl who wants to stuff and mount her dad alive...?!
"Want some of the porridge I made, Daddy?"
"I'm good! I'd burst!"
"?"
Asmo!
Daddy loves you!!
I'll be good from now on!!!
Screeeeech!!!!
Right as I was about to lose my mind.
The alien god rummaged through Paco's corpse.
Like he'd found treasure.
"Finally...!"
He lifted out the entrails.
Rumble rumble rumble-
With all his guts retrieved, dazzling light poured from the alien god's eyes, mouth, arms, and legs.
His body floated up; that massive frame airborne was a spectacle.
Ascension.
It looked just like the legend of a serpent dragon rising to the heavens.
When it was over,
the alien god was gone.
Instead, a massive vortex swirled in the night sky, with one giant eyeball at its center.
"Thanks to you, I've regained my power. Mere beasts, but I must express my gratitude."
"Hey hey! Show some respect when thanking! What kinda god doesn't know basic etiquette?! Huh?! You alien sow...!"
Tension released, and I'm blabbering.
Anyway, dungeon cleared.
Time to head out and flip off those hoping I'd die, then laugh.
Oh, and watch Park Hee-yeon's sow dance.
She promised to do it in front of the guild if I cleared it.
I was grinning at the thought when things went sideways.
"Who said you could speak freely?"
"Hah?"
What's this now?
We're friends, right?
Screeeeech.
Enormous unidentified insects appeared from the sky.
They were clearly hostile.
"Hand over Asmodeus's clone. That's your only way to live."
"Hah?! Why suddenly want my daughter?!"
"You don't need to know why. Refuse, and I'll take her."
"Alien sow. Brain empty? You saw her power and still coming?"
"Won't say it twice."
This guy's serious.
What do they want with Asmo?
"Daddy! I'll protect you!"
He's overwhelmingly superior.
But I've got my daughter.
Go, world's best daughter!!
"Ah! Time's...?"
"Hah?"
Crackle crackle-
That instant.
Asmo vanished with digital noise static.
Yeah, well.
Asmo's summon has a time limit...
"......"
Now it's just me and the alien eyeball god.
"Where'd you hide her?!"
Haha. Fucked.
"Invalid~ Daughter bailed on her own, so no choice but to call it a draw, right?! Heh."
Alien god!
Wanna draw?!