I Woke Up in Another World
I am a being known to people as the Calamity God.
More precisely, I suppose I was forced into becoming one. Even I never expected things to turn out this way…
After all, until just a short while ago, I was a jobless bum who spent his days lounging around the house scratching his belly.
I’d been yawning and playing games like usual when I suddenly came to my senses as a ridiculously oversized fox, barking and yipping. And not just anywhere — I’d been dumped right in the middle of a crowd of humans who were worshipping me as the Calamity God.
The problem was that I had zero interest in actually destroying the world.
To be honest, at first I just went along with whatever they wanted. I was so shocked that my mind went blank, so I let myself get dragged around without much resistance.
But one day, something finally felt off.
‘Wait… is this really right?’
When I actually thought about it, these lunatics wanted to annihilate the world and return everything to nothing. If that happened, what the hell was I supposed to enjoy?!
From the beginning, I’ve always loved women. Back when I was an ordinary human, my daily routine consisted of jerking off to erotic games. Yet these insane worshippers only ever talked about destroying the world!
In the end, I got so sick of their nonsense that I stopped paying attention altogether.
What was the point of trying to enjoy women while surrounded by these freaks? All they did was spew their crazy worship. How was I supposed to work with that?
What I truly wanted wasn’t worship — it was to stick my straw into pretty girls and suck up all their sweet nectar!
I love charming women with my beauty. I adore the way they lose their minds, offering me their hearts, livers, and everything else. And best of all is when they fall so completely for me that they can’t live without me anymore.
That is my true nature — seducing women. Maybe it’s because I’m a fox?
But these people can’t be charmed! There’s no way to seduce fanatics who want the entire world to be destroyed.
So, in short, the world ending was definitely not a good thing for me.
‘Damn it, I only realized this now…’
You realized it way too late, you idiot! You’ve already been sealed and thrown into who-knows-where for ages!
My name is Dalgi. I was once human, but I’ve already forgotten that life. These days I can’t even remember what I used to look like.
Now I am the legendary Calamity God who has destroyed countless nations and caused innumerable disasters… or so they say. Honestly, I never cared much about any of that, which is why I ended up banished.
The last group that came for me declared they would completely seal me away. They used some kind of sorcery to kick me out. I have no idea where I ended up, but one thing was certain — there were lots of people here.
I could sense the energy of countless humans beyond the crumbling seal.
“Mmm… Is this enough?”
That’s why I decided to take direct action for my plan.
First! Establish a concept! Something like a sacrificial offering meant to summon a god from another world!
Second! Create an obviously suspicious doll, shape it like a person, and place it in the center surrounded by ritual items!
Putting a dagger in one of its hands would definitely sell the effect.
Finally, I would lie down on the altar above it to complete the scene!
“Kya~ This plan is seriously perfect.”
I deliberately chose the most revealing outfit I owned and even prettied up my appearance. There was no way anyone wouldn’t be charmed by this.
Alright! All preparations complete! Come and get me!
I closed my eyes and waited. Before long, I heard people descending from the upper floor. They were probably adventurers or something. What else could there be in another world, right?
Yes, that was what I thought. And that might have been my biggest mistake — underestimating them so badly.
“Haa… haa… Found it. This should end the current anomaly…?”
When I cracked my eyes open, what I saw was…
“W-what is this? Hey! Are you okay? Kid!”
A woman wearing completely insane clothing.
What the hell is she wearing?
“In all my years as a hunter, I’ve never seen anything like this… Ah, what is this? Still… up close, he’s really cute…?”
What the hell is a hunter? What is going on here?!
It didn’t take me long to realize what they had done to me.
No wonder they kept spouting weird stuff about banishing a god and bringing peace to the world…
I thought they’d just send me to another continent at worst. I never dreamed they’d throw me into an entirely different dimension.
“U-um… Noona? Are you okay?”
I tilted my head cutely and met the eyes of the woman who had crouched beside me, staring with an incredibly worried expression.
To be honest, I wondered if this was really working. I’d sent frantic signals while acting, but she seemed to genuinely believe I had almost died.
Adjusting the distance so the dagger barely touched me while making them chant like lunatics had been harder than expected.
“It’s okay, I’m fine! Anyway, it’s a good thing we rescued you before the descent. If we’d been even a little later, an evil god might have possessed you… There seem to be some minor issues, but it doesn’t look too serious.”
Descent ritual… So she thought my little self-made drama was some kind of serious demonic descent ceremony?
I tilted my head again while looking at her. She let out a deep sigh of relief.
Now that I was paying attention, she wasn’t bad-looking at all. No — she was actually quite… attractive.
She had long, luscious black hair and sparkling black eyes. Her figure was incredibly voluptuous, and she clearly wasn’t an ordinary fighter.
In short, she was radiating sex appeal.
For someone who loves women as much as I do, this felt like a stroke of incredible luck… So why did I feel so uneasy?
There was something unsettling about the way she looked at me. Her gaze was strangely intense.
Well, it probably didn’t matter.
I put on an expression that practically screamed ‘Ah — thank goodness I met you, Noona’ and gently nestled into her embrace.
Then I softly wagged my fluffy tail, lifted my head, and met her eyes.
Call it fan service. I never did this much even when I was the Calamity God, so you should be grateful!
“Ugh…”
She turned her eyes away slightly, her cheeks flushing red. It looked like it had worked perfectly.
“N-Noona… please help me! It’s so dark here, I don’t remember what happened. Did you… save me?”
“Huh…? Y-yeah! That’s right! Noona saved you from those crazy cultists! So, umm…”
It was obvious what she was thinking. She had already started licking her lips.
“Let’s get out of here first. We need to go to the Hunter Department and file a proper report.”
Of course, it didn’t last long. Was she quite the professional when it came to this hunter thing?
Even while tilting my head in confusion, I smiled as if I understood and took her hand.
“Hiiit…”
She let out a soft gasp and shivered all over. She seemed easier than I expected.
Good. Hehe… I’ll especially make you my first straw and suck you dry, so you’d better be grateful!
“By the way, what’s your name, Noona? I’m Dalgi!”
Might as well start with names.
When I asked and gently hugged her tight, I heard her breathing grow slightly hotter.
The way she breathed — haa, haa — was a little creepy, but I guess it couldn’t be helped.
Hmm… Well, if I set my mind to it, there’s nothing I can’t handle. I’ll hold back for now.
“A-ah… N-Noona’s name is Kim Suyeon. You can call me Suyeon!”
Suyeon, huh. Congratulations on becoming one of the women who will offer me their heart, liver, and everything else from now on.
While thinking extremely lewd thoughts internally, I fully enjoyed the sensation of her sweat-dampened body.
She really seemed to have fallen for me completely. Well, of course she would — this body was something I put my heart and soul into creating!
As I held her hand and we stepped outside, the dungeon suddenly collapsed with a rumble and vanished.
“…?”
“Phew… Looks like it’s been cleared. Thank goodness.”
Something feels off here?
Beyond the collapsed dungeon lay a city I had never seen before.
The buildings weren’t made of stone but some much harder material, and their shapes were completely unfamiliar.
Beeep—!
Startled by the sudden sound from behind, I let out a strange “Kyat—!” and instinctively buried myself in Suyeon’s chest.
Haa— haa— W-what was that just now?
Something had zoomed past at an incredibly fast speed.
When I looked around, I saw steel carriages with four wheels racing along roads made of some unknown material.
“Eh…?”
“Why are you so surprised? It’s just a car. Come to think of it, weren’t they supposed to have this whole area restricted? Why are there cars driving around?”
“Car…?”
What the hell is a car…? Why are the city buildings so tall? And why are all the people holding strange rectangular objects women?!
“You don’t know what a car is?”
“What is it?”
I tilted my head with a genuinely clueless expression. What was a car again? It feels like I should remember… Did I forget because it’s been so long?
To be frank, an incredibly long time had passed since I became a god. It made sense that I’d forgotten.
Seeing my reaction, she made a deeply worried face, let out a small sigh, and gently stroked my head. Then she murmured softly.
“Did you lose your memories because of the descent ritual? Oh dear…”
Thanks to my excellent ears, I caught every word of her quiet muttering. Yep… She thinks the me who was used as a sacrifice in that descent ritual lost his memories.
Too bad! The god is standing right in front of you! What an idiot.
By the way, looking at her outfit again, it was outrageous.
Should I focus on this woman wearing an outfit so ridiculously revealing it defied common sense, or should I focus on this bizarre other world?
I found myself genuinely torn about what to pay attention to first.