This Pussy Tastes Weird!
"This is Jeong So-woon, employee of the Management Bureau's Korea Branch.
I am currently stranded inside an anomaly due to an accident of unknown cause.
If anyone is reading this voice message, please tell my parents that I love them."
Jeong So-woon left the voice message through her tears.
When she came to her senses, she was inside an anomaly.
An anomaly she had believed she'd escaped long ago.
But as if to declare that her escape had been nothing but a dream, she opened her eyes to find herself still trapped within it.
Consumed by despair, Jeong So-woon sank to the floor.
Escape the anomaly. Join the Management Bureau. Fight anomalies to the bitter end until the day she died — that had been her vow.
But contrary to every promise she'd made herself, she could not escape even the anomaly she thought she'd already fled, and she was dying alone and forsaken.
Was it all a dream? Did I never escape the anomaly in the first place?
But she couldn't be sure whether the information in her head was real.
If joining the Management Bureau had been genuine, then what was the situation before her eyes now — and why weren't any of the items issued by the Bureau working?
You still don't get it? Everything from the moment you escaped the anomaly was a dream.
The answer to her doubts had already been reached.
She had never escaped the anomaly.
Her memories of joining the Management Bureau were a delusion, and everything after that had been a lie.
The family photograph was fraying apart.
An item condensed from her faith itself.
Sunk so deep in despair, Jeong So-woon failed to notice even that.
"Fear not.
For I have come to deliver you."
A radiant light descended from the heavens above.
A single thread of light cast before a woman drowning in hopelessness.
Jeong So-woon reached toward the light.
"That light is fake. Don't reach for it."
But a sudden arm shot out and stopped her from touching it.
"The new hire?"
"Yes. I came to rescue you, senior."
Seol In-yul.
The rookie who'd only recently joined the Bureau was standing at her side.
"Senior, that light is an anomaly.
Don't listen to a word it says — come with me and get out of here."
"Aaaah... chase not after falsehood..."
The light trembled.
The light she had taken for salvation was shaking at the words of a human being.
"So joining the Management Bureau wasn't fake?"
"No. It wasn't fake.
Senior Jeong So-woon — let's go home together."
Seol In-yul held out his hand.
Home. Her parents.
There was a place to return to.
Jeong So-woon took Seol In-yul's hand.
"We're getting out. Close your eyes."
At his words, she shut her eyes.
"Do not go. Do not go..."
Leaving the light's voice behind them, they slipped free of the false space.
"Everyone's been rescued."
I'd even managed to pull out the last remaining senior.
Every human extracted, we returned to reality.
"Cleanup of the stragglers is almost done too."
On the reality side, the current crisis was winding down as well.
They were executing the fake humans that had been swallowed by the anomaly and incinerating the corpses remotely.
"No — there's still one left."
But the central figure behind this entire mess still hadn't been found.
The director of the US branch.
Only once he was dealt with would the current situation truly be over.
"Employee Seol In-yul. Word is they've located the director."
I'd asked the department head to track the director down.
A false prophet serving a false god.
Kill the false prophet, and this whole affair would be wiped clean.
"Give me the location. I'll go kill him right now."
"You serious? What you've already done is more than enough.
Are you really going to risk your life to kill the director?"
"Yes."
Leave the director alone and he'd become a lingering threat for years to come.
Killing him now would give me far more peace of mind.
"Alright."
The department head bit his lip and handed me the radio.
He relayed my intent to the higher-ups.
Ten minutes later, a helicopter touched down to pick me up.
I boarded and we took off.
We arrived at a collapsed factory on the outskirts of the city.
The director was hiding inside.
"I airlifted in the item you requested."
The department head held out a shield.
"The Shield of the Holy Cross.
Also known as Joseph's Shield.
A special item that no physical attack can penetrate."
It was a shield with a cross engraved at its center.
The moment I took hold of it, I felt an invisible barrier settle over my entire body.
◈ Blocks all physical attacks. However, as a replica, its exact durability is unknown.
◈ Once the condensed faith is exhausted, the item will shatter.
I'd even secured a means of blocking physical attacks — my one and only weakness.
All that remained was to face the director and kill him.
"I'm going in."
With the eyes of every Management Bureau employee on me, I stood before the factory entrance.
Before stepping inside, I took a deep breath and opened the Gallery.
No matter what kind of disgraceful shit I pull, do NOT laugh.
My reputation was completely trashed.
All because of the Causality Regenerator.
If I hadn't regressed through the Causality Regenerator, I could have reigned as the Gallery's top poster — the one and only savior.
Instead, thanks to that half-assed regression, my image in the Gallery had been reduced to "the guy who fucks anomalies."
I posted the thread, uploaded the video, and linked it.
Once I'd confirmed everything was working, I stepped into the factory.
A human silhouette stood in the factory's darkness.
That was the US director.
The mastermind behind this entire crisis.
Bang.
No point dragging this out.
I fired the pistol straight at the director.
I watched the silhouette drop.
Is that it?
I kept shooting from range until the magazine ran dry.
For all I knew, the director had already become an anomaly.
Using the item pistol, I emptied the entire magazine.
After finishing the confirmation kill, I lowered my hand.
I turned to leave the factory.
"Yeah — of course it wouldn't end that easily."
The door leading out of the factory vanished.
The ceiling disappeared. The dirt floor was gone.
A colorless void of nothing at all.
The director I'd thought was dead descended from within a light.
"Because of you... everything went sideways!
It was the only way to save humanity!"
"Yeah, yeah. I don't care why you betrayed anyone."
The justifications for betrayal were always the kind ordinary people couldn't understand anyway.
Better to kill him before I got so frustrated listening that I started cussing him out.
"Is that so? Then just die.
Don't ask why."
Wait — he speaks Korean?
A mental assault concentrated into a single point.
"Ah."
What was I about to do again?
"What's wrong?" "Mister, hurry up and start."
Right. Today was the day I was doing a threesome with In-seo and Eun-hwa.
As a reward for defeating the false light, In-seo had given me permission for a threesome.
"Come on, let's start. Hmm?"
Was this a dream?
In-seo, without a shred of jealousy, greenlighting a threesome.
It was so sweetly dreamlike I wished I'd never wake up.
I didn't resist In-seo's pull and climbed onto the bed.
On the bed, I became one with In-seo first.
Huh?
Something was off. In-seo's pussy wasn't clenching down on me.
In-seo, with her lively personality, was a fitness girl who loved working out.
True to a girl who trained, the inside of her pussy would squeeze like it meant to crush my cock — but this wasn't In-seo's pussy.
"Pussy... puuusssy."
In-seo, your pussy feels weird.
But the thought never made it out of my mouth.
All that came out was a deflating wheeze.
"W-why are you acting like this all of a sudden?"
A flustered In-seo, a lovely In-seo's face — but it was the face of some anomaly bastard that was nothing like In-seo at all.
"Pussy... pussy, pussy, the pussy's wrong. This isn't In-seo's pussy."
I shook off the mental attack and pulled away from In-seo.
"This isn't the right taste! You fucking anomaly piece of shit!
You call yourself a god and you can't even recreate a single pussy properly?!"
On the Pussy-Michelin Guide, this scored a 0.1.
A taste so bad it wasn't even worth scoring.
I flipped the anomaly off with my middle finger.
"In-seo's pussy doesn't taste this bland and lifeless!
She's a girl who works out — it's supposed to be springier and clamp down harder!"
"Eun-hwa's pussy tastes off too.
You call this a woman's pussy?"
"..."
In-seo and Eun-hwa's faces went stone-cold.
The look of someone staring at human garbage.
"Th-this is the bastard my plans were ruined by..."
"For fuck's sake, if you want to be worshipped as a god, go study the human body some more and come back."
Can't even render a single pussy and wants to play god.
I clicked my tongue and dropped to my knees in front of In-seo and Eun-hwa.
"O God, I shall confess my fears unto you."
— Sp...eak...
— Speak...
Anomalies act according to fixed rules.
The causality that governs the world forces them to behave that way.
Without causality, they'd wipe out the world as easily as the mannequin anomaly had.
So the false light had no choice but to hear me out. It couldn't refuse.
On my knees before In-seo and Eun-hwa, I confessed my fears.
A broadcast began to pour from the hotel speakers.
A world starting to collapse.
I used an escape item and slipped free of the anomaly.
The False Light has been resolved.
Calculating rewards.
Regression count increased to 71.
Duplicable item slots expanded to 4.