Fuckable

Containment breaches can happen over the most trivial things.

This is because containment protocols vary wildly for each anomaly.

For example, there was an incident that occurred on the Management Bureau's intranet bulletin board.

Thanks to this wholesome and disciplined little mishap, approximately 430 employees were either killed or terminated.

The Management Bureau's intranet bulletin board, which used to have a relatively relaxed atmosphere, is now monitored in real-time by the censorship-specialized Containment Special Task Force, Wan-jang Eo-di-gam.

Alpha, Beta, Gamma, Delta.

If a mere Delta-class containment breach could cause this much damage, what would happen if a Beta-class breached containment?

For starters, every single person inside Site-277 would be guaranteed dead.

On top of that, hundreds of thousands of citizens in ■■ City, Gyeonggi Province, where the site was located, would perish right off the bat.

"...This is madness," Tatiana muttered.

Tatiana stared at the massive screen in the briefing room.

Even though it was past 10 PM, staff members from all departments had gathered. Groans and the sound of people clutching their heads filled the room.

"What about the list of employees with Rh-negative AB blood?"

"We can't meet the required volume. Shouldn't we just cooperate with the government and get blood donations from the public?"

"We have less than three hours. Besides, it's sleeping hours for most people."

"Then break into their homes. Drain their blood and spray them with amnestics."

Urgent suggestions flew back and forth, but no conclusion was reached.

An adult human only has about five liters of blood in their body to begin with.

Even if they drew blood, they could only take about 400 mL per person. And with Rh-negative AB being so rare, the pool of eligible donors shrunk exponentially.

The Site Overseer let out a low groan.

"...Prepare for a containment breach. Ready all available Containment Special Task Forces so we can suppress it immediately."

A heavy silence settled over the room.

"U-Um... may I say something?"

"Speaker, state your identity."

"I'm Assistant Researcher Yoo Seohah...!"

As the gaze of dozens of high-ranking personnel focused on her, Yoo Seohah broke into a cold sweat.

"I was wondering if a humanoid anomaly could donate blood. We have one who is Rh-negative AB..."

"Even if that's possible, drawing more than 400 mL would put their life in danger. And even then, their total blood volume is only five liters."

Thud.

Tatiana, who had been listening in ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠silence, lightly tapped the table.

"Good. I hadn't thought of that. Major Tatiana Karstein, proposing an operation in my capacity as Task Force Leader. Overseer?"

"Explain."

Tatiana pointed to the screen.

"We will use the for this."

What the hell is going on in the middle of the night?

I yawned as I was dragged out to what looked like a hospital ward.

"Hey, personal maintenance time is a matter of national security. What's all the fuss about?"

"SIN-998. The situation is urgent. We ask for your cooperation."

Dozens of folks in lab coats were bustling around me, busy operating all kinds of complex equipment.

Man, working at this theme park is an extreme job.

Making a living is tough everywhere.

"Oh, Seohah is here too. Go get some sleep."

"A-Ahem! SIN-998? Please take this."

Seohah, looking exhausted, handed me an electric guitar.

Talk about out of the blue.

"You want me to play this? In the middle of the night?"

"Yes! Could you try playing it?"

"I don't know how to play the guitar."

"Y-You just need to make some sound..."

Oh, really?

Then I won't hold back. Let's go wild.

I grabbed it haphazardly and plucked the strings.

SCREEEEECH—!!

"Kyaah!"

"M-My goodness."

An ear-splitting electronic shriek ripped through the ward. The surrounding researchers covered their ears in sheer terror.

"Uh. Was that too loud? My bad."

Clap. Clap, clap, clap.

The people who had been staring blankly began to applaud one by one.

"...There's no amp or cable connected, but it actually made a sound. It's 120 decibels."

"Were Mu-mesons just emitted? Is this Common Sense Alteration?"

"We didn't detect anything. He seems to be some kind of reality warper, but..."

Ugh, there they go again with the overly complicated lore. I'm a middle school dropout, I don't understand that crap!

Tatiana summarized it for them.

"We suspect his anomaly allows him to manifest his own version of 'common sense' into reality."

"So you're saying he could shoot a gun with an empty magazine?"

"If the subject believes it to be common sense without a single shred of doubt, yes."

"What is this subject's level of education?"

"Middle school dropout."

"H-How rare."

What kind of nonsense is this?

I cut in, completely dumbfounded by what I was hearing.

"How can bullets fire if the magazine is empty? Have you guys never served in the military?"

"...It seems he has common sense in that regard. Anyway, let's move on. Assistant Researcher Yoo Seohah."

Seohah smiled gently and lifted my arm.

"SIN-998. Do you know how blood is made?"

Drumroll.

Gulp.

Everyone shut their mouths and stared at me in unison.

Am I supposed to get this right? The pressure is real.

How is blood made? I mean, obviously...

"Doesn't it just keep generating when you drink water?"

"We got it!"

"Start immediately! Bring the blood donation equipment!"

Uh, did I get it wrong?

When I looked up with that thought, everyone was staring at me with the most proud expressions. Tatiana and Seohah patted me on the shoulders.

"SIN-998. I am truly glad you are a middle school dropout."

"Oppa! I'm so proud of you!"

"Are you guys mocking me?"

"Absolutely not!!"

I don't understand a single fucking thing.

Yoo Seohah covered her mouth in shock. Her heart had been in her throat, worrying that Lee Shin might collapse from blood loss.

But that didn't happen.

Gulp, gulp.

"This place has great water. Where's the source?"

"T-That is classified."

"Of course it is."

Lee Shin simply kept drinking water.

An average adult human has about five liters of blood. Losing just 1.5 liters is fatal.

T-That should be the case normally...

Yoo Seohah stared at the screen.

They had already drawn more blood than the total volume of a human body.

His vital signs were perfectly normal. He hadn't even broken a single drop of sweat.

Does ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠this even make sense?

He's turning every drop of water he drinks directly into blood? Is this some kind of biblical miracle?

The staff from the Department of Theology and Religion beside her also tilted their heads in confusion.

"It feels like a miracle, but at the same time, it doesn't... SIN-998. You said you were raised Protestant?"

"Yeah. That's right!"

"Could you recite the Lord's Prayer?"

"I never memorized it."

At this point, they felt it was a stroke of genius to contain him as an anomaly.

Tatiana, who had been watching quietly, nodded in satisfaction.

"Good. This should be enough. We enter the containment chamber in twenty minutes. As planned, the blood will be supplied directly to SIN-077."

"W-Will it be alright? is going to suck his blood directly."

"That's the only way to reduce the required blood volume. We have no choice."

A tense atmosphere hung over the ward.

The task force members who had to enter the containment chamber directly looked particularly grim.

"We have to see that bloodsucker again."

"She keeps staring at the back of my neck. It's creepy as hell."

A Beta-class anomaly could slaughter a fully armed Containment Special Task Force like bugs.

Especially one like SIN-077, who specialized in slaughter.

"That's enough chatter. Let's move. SIN-998, we will blindfold you for a moment."

"Sure, whatever. But when do I get to sleep?"

"...Just bear with it for a bit."

Despite the gravity of the situation, Lee Shin merely yawned, completely devoid of tension.

The path to the containment chamber was quite long.

They scanned security badges multiple times and transferred elevators repeatedly, descending deeper into the underground.

"B77. Beta-class Containment Zone."

A mechanical voice announced. After navigating through a maze of complex bulkheads, a massive blast door finally came into view.

Screeech— Scraaaatch—

A chilling metallic sound echoed from the other side of the blast door. It sounded like fingernails scratching against the metal.

"...She must be hungry."

"Control Room. Tell SIN-077 to step away from the blast door."

Clang. Clang.

Two metallic clangs rang out from inside the chamber. It was the anomaly's signal that she would step back as instructed.

Tatiana took a deep breath.

"Sig-1, armed and ready. SIN-998, I will remove your blindfold now."

"Ugh, too bright."

While Lee Shin stretched his body, the rest of the task force checked their weapons.

"Sig-11, armed and ready."

"Sig-12, armed and ready."

"Open the containment chamber door!"

Ruuuumble—

Crimson warning lights spun throughout the entire corridor.

Sensing the heavy atmosphere, Lee Shin looked around.

They really know how to set the mood. What kind of event is this?

The inside of the blast door was filled with a blinding white glare. It was part of the containment protocol.

Rustle.

From beyond the light, the sound of feathers neatly folding could be heard.

Soft, rustling footsteps drew closer. The figure was hard to make out due to the beams of light shining from all directions.

"SIN-077! Halt at your current position!"

"We will fire if you cross the safety line! Halt immediately!"

Contrary to the urgent warnings, the silhouette on the other side of the chamber wasn't particularly massive.

Lee Shin observed the silhouette intently.

Looks to be about 170 centimeters tall. Judging by the body lines, it's a woman.

Are those wings on her back?

A woman's voice echoed through the haze of light.

"Why is ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠everyone so tense? I'm not scary. You just need to feed me on time. Though, could I get my meal a bit early?"

"SIN-077! I said step back!"

"Alright, alright, stop nagging. You're hurting my ears..."

It was a sultry, gentle, and soft voice.

But he could feel it.

It was a tone dripping with the leisure of someone who knew they held absolute superiority.

And!

Holy shit, they're huge.

Lee Shin marveled at the grandeur of nature.

Truly feminine.

Just looking at her silhouette made him feel like his IQ was dropping.

"I'm walking up to the safety line, okay? Don't shoot."

"...Do not make any sudden movements. Move slowly."

Step. Step.

As the woman took step after step forward, the armed guards took steps backward in unison. Before long, only Lee Shin was left standing at the front.

Step.

The footsteps stopped. Piercing through the haze of light, the woman looked up at Lee Shin.

"Well, well. A face I haven't seen before. Are you a rookie?"

He couldn't muster a single word in response.

Because the twin mountains, barely covered by two scraps of cloth, were completely melting his brain.

The woman let out an alluring smile.

"Nice to meet you. I'm Lael."

Wow.

Fuckable.

Absolutely smashable.