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— NephewMeow
"Some people just want to watch the world burn."
yep
— Anon
looks like we found a natural-born mod material right here
— Anon
fr this kid's sharp
— Anon
ah man, you really can just set a gallery on fire huh lmaoooo
And through that crackdown, the troll spawns who'd been torching the gallery for fun came swaggering out into the open — only to get caught red-handed.
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— Anon
The Mods Are Working
lmaoooooooooooooooooooo
— Anon
admins actually putting in work
— Anon
every last one of those loudmouth trolls got wiped clean
— Anon
came to watch the world burn and ended up as the ash heap themselves
↳ Anon
ashes always crave the fire, that's just how it is
↳ Anon
THAT was it lmao;;;
↳ Anon
think big energy right there
Once the existing mods zeroed in on the source and launched a full-scale crackdown, the gallery that had been blazing for half a day was reduced to nothing but dying embers in a mere thirty minutes.
Of course, the troll spawns were one thing — the fact remained that most users genuinely wanted to know what the event was about.
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— PoopFootMountainUncle
Hey Mods, So What's the Event About Then
Just tell this old man, will ya? Write it down here once for me, kiddo.
I ain't gonna blab it nowhere else, y'hear?
— Anon
look at this uncle straight-up demanding info like he owns the place
— Anon
that sheer audacity is pure Bupyeong energy lmao
— Anon
why the hell is he using that unnecessarily thick dialect lmao
— Anon
Uncle, I'll be seeing you at the clan command post shortly.
— Anon
uncle just got snagged by his own clan leader instantly
— Anon
farewell uncle, you who have incurred the wrath of the clan leader
Well then.
The gallery had been burning so fiercely that even some of the long-silent veterans had come crawling out to petition for answers. In the middle of all that, one minor hiccup did occur — a veteran who'd run his mouth a little too freely got hauled off by his clan leader — but it wasn't anything that really mattered.
My attention, along with that of most of the userbase, was fixed squarely on watching how the admins would respond. And so, after the gallery had spent a good long while chewing over the issue, roughly three hours later, the rest of the players and I received another mass notification from the administration…
The only problem was a rather small one.
◈ GLOBAL ANNOUNCEMENT ◈
Additional Notice for All Commanders
This is a notice regarding additional announcements for all Commanders.
Further details on the Ranking Event will be announced next week.
We ask that all Commanders continue to enjoy the game with peace of mind.
"What."
A community with a forced concurrent population of over a hundred thousand had been burning to the ground as a single unit — and the admins' answer to all of that was, at best, "We'll let you know the details next week ^^."
The result:
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— Anon
Update Drops in One Week — Bring Forth the Booze and the Broads
It is the hour of the heroes and legends who ride out as the vanguard
— Anon
not even five minutes out and this guy's hunting booze and broads a full week early
— Anon
not looking good for him
— Anon
even a rich family's feast doesn't go on for a whole week
— Anon
bro your brain is cooked
— Anon
you need a leash and a doghouse first, not booze and broads
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— MM
Is It Update Season Again?
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— Anon
dude lost his mind waiting for the update
— Anon
the crazies are starting to crawl out
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— Golgotha
Just Wait One More Day and the Event Will Be Here!
BECAAAAAAUSE!!!!!!!!!! I'M GONNA SMASH MY SKULL SO HARD IT TURNS THE INSIDE OF MY HEAD INTO A TOTAL MESS OF SCRAMBLED GARBAGE!!!
ONEEEEEE!!!!!!!! DAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!! ONEEEEEE!!!!!!!! DAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!
ehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
— Anon
getagripgetagripgetagrip
— Anon
so this is what an update does to a person
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— Anon
People Having Full-Blown Meltdowns Over One Delayed Update, Huh
The admins probably never expected the kids to lose it this hard.
But then again, I'm right there with them.
Just drop the damn update already.
We don't even know if we're gonna live or die — you think we give a shit about waiting patiently?