Concerning My Possession as a Blond, Well-Hung Mage
"Yehwaaa!!!"
The auditorium doors burst inward, blown clean off their hinges.
A booming roar pierced through my ears.
Out of the thinning smoke emerged a spearman — black hair, a sturdy, powerful build.
Good-looking. The kind of face I'd worn my eyes out staring at across countless games and manga. The face that practically announced male lead — the genuine male-protagonist look.
So, the original novel's protagonist, Kim Taehyun, had arrived.
I took my time observing the main man's mug.
Hehehe.
Handsome exactly like the illustration. Compared to me, though, the guy's a squid.
Seeing such a lively, realistic face next to mine made laughter bubble up on its own. The stereotypical handsome-guy face mass-produced for readers' relatability and the sake of adult sponsors, versus the unreasonable beauty of an avatar blessed by the goddess of random character generation — the gap between them was, quite literally, heaven and earth.
A blue spear suddenly swung through the smoke.
Warm energy from the essence I'd drained out of Lim Yehwa during our fuck was still circulating through my whole body. My physical abilities had sharpened across the board, and my mana reserves had grown more than fifty percent over what they'd been before.
My enhanced eyesight and brain function sliced time into even finer pieces as I studied Kim Taehyun. Thanks to the remaining smoke, he still hadn't registered my presence.
I had blanketed the area of the magic circle — where Yehwa and I stood — with illusions.
The podium, reduced to nothing but debris and rubble, reappeared as a mirage.
All physical abilities and reflexes increased by 30%. Maximum mana increased by 50%.
Duration: 10 minutes
Oh? Essence Drain ranked up? Ah — Yehwa's Rapid Advancement mana!
Right, of course. No succubus or incubus ever bothered eating a heroine's mana, so nobody ever verified the effect. And hey — sucking Yehwa dry really did pay off.
Ding!
The fluid stack count for 'Lim Yehwa' has reached its threshold.
'Lim Yehwa's' Magic Missile (D-), Mana Shield (E+), and Rapid Advancement (S) will be granted.
(5 minutes)
Rapid Advancement (躍進)
Rank: S — Trait
◈ Designates up to 5 targets for enhancement.
◈ Enhancement options are determined by the target and the amount of mana infused.
◈ Infusing mana beyond each target's set limit triggers Evolution.
※ Evolution: The highest-tier buff skill. Elevates the target's traits and specs to a higher stage.
The moment I read the message, my mind snapped into overdrive.
Check remaining mana — roughly 98%. Confirm objective — grab Lim Yehwa and run. Confirm conditions — neutralize Kim Taehyun. Difficulty — a Five-Element Magic Spearman, overall combat power B-. A backline illusionist with no proper offensive skills. A two-rank gap. Distance to me: about fifteen meters.
Hopeless. For now.
Grinning, I sent Rapid Advancement's power flowing through my veins. Mana steeped in Rapid Advancement coexisted alongside the mana of Allure, and I evolved all four skills except Allure itself. The mana I'd grown by draining Yehwa dropped by a full thirty percent in one gulp.
├─ Soul Drain — F+
├─ Nostalgia — C+
├─ Magic Direct Cannon — D-
└─ Mana Rampart — E+ ★
Shwoooong—KWA-BOOOM!!
KRAKAKA-BOOM!!
"Guhhk!? Who's there!?"
I stretched my hand out toward Kim Taehyun. Mana particles clustered into several shells bigger than bowling balls and blasted out of thin air.
The direct-fire shots tore through the wind — and crashed against the blue spear blade. They deflected off the blade's fluid flow and detonated right at Kim Taehyun's feet.
KWAAA-BOOM!
"Damn it! More smoke!"
RRRRRRMBLE!!
Amid the smoke thickened anew by the chain explosions, I summoned ramparts of pure mana. The particles gathered into walls at my designated positions. Transparent battlements taller than a truck swallowed Kim Taehyun whole.
KRAKAKAKOOM!!!
SCREEEECH!
Violent shockwaves rippled out from the circular prison caging him. The walls shuddered as blades of fire, wind, lightning, water, and earth — lumps of raw nature and mana alike — punched through alongside his spear.
Fine cracks began spiderwebbing across the rampart prison.
I dashed beneath the podium and flung my hands and mouth wide open. Wisps of pale red vapor and white smoke came coiling toward me in spirals.
Shwaaaaaah
"GRAAAA■GH!!! UGH■AA■AAGH!!!!! ■■■■■■!!!!"
"A survivor!? Shit!! Hurry up and break already!!"
BOOM! BOOM!
The leader's spirit, spinal fluid leaking as his body convulsed, and the life-force dregs of the four dead men soaked greedily in through my mouth and palms. Mana and vitality so plentiful that the illusion of fullness flickered through me.
More vibrant life and mana than when I'd first claimed this body — Yehwa's essence granting its buff, and even the pink-tinged mana of Allure layered on top.
A relentless flurry of elemental spear blades shattered the Mana Ramparts.
Deep pink mana, dense enough to be visible to the naked eye, rippled as it constructed a spellcraft. The formless mirage drank in a faint trace of mass and erupted out of my body like a volcano.
Here we go.
Wooooomm!
KRA-KZZT!
"Nobody move! Put down your weapons and raise your... a kid!?"
PAAAAAH!
"Damn it!?"
Got him! Poison mist!? If he bought himself time just to pull this off, it won't be any ordinary toxicity—!
Tatadadat!
Peach-colored mist flooded the auditorium. Thick granules of mana clumped like cherry blossom petals and drifted through the air.
Kim Taehyun charged in at full power, bursting through the dense mirage.
"No strange sensations, and my status window's unchanged... What is this? What on earth is that kid...!"
Right in front of Kim Taehyun, who was glancing around in a combat stance, Lim Yehwa came into view — sprawled unconscious atop the wreckage on the podium.
He charged straight for the podium.
The seats on either side of him exploded.
KWAAAAA-BOOM!!
"Guhhk!? Why the chairs!?"
Installation-type skills — the highest raw damage class! The smoke screen was just cover for the traps he'd planted!
He deflected them with his spear, but all sensation in his left arm was gone. He managed to move it somehow, though it felt dull, as if anesthetized. He pooled mana into both legs and leaped high toward the podium.
The shadows of the auditorium condensed into colossal awls and came stabbing in from every direction.
Five-Element Spear God Style: Meteor Shower
A river of water stretched out, winding around the awls. Colossal blades of fire and earth plowed down the river like meteors, pulverizing the spikes as they advanced. The scorched earth swelled into massive boulders, riding the current and slamming down onto the ground like a landslide. The bedrock flipped over and shot out like serpents, encircling the podium and shaving it away. Even the walls and ceiling were pulverized — and when it was over, only the podium stood lone and upright where the auditorium had been.
Kim Taehyun, panting, gingerly lifted the fallen Lim Yehwa into his arms. She regained consciousness and opened her eyes.
"Yehwa! Are you awake!?"
"I'm... I'm fine... my pussy just got stuffed a little...♥"
"...What?"
Shshshak!
Yehwa, leaning on his shoulder, scattered into fine motes. Cherry blossom petals burst forth and engulfed Kim Taehyun.
PAAAH!
"An illusion!? Damn it!"
"Here. Right here."
"...Where!?"
Swish!
The spear blade punched through the spot directly opposite the sound. From where the voice had come, a violent torrent of mana came crashing down. Pink magical power slammed into Kim Taehyun's skull.
The uncanny sensation of his mind being shaved away in real time, blended with that wistful ache of recalling a cherished memory, scrambled his senses. Kim Taehyun's vision cut to black.
.............
When the mirage dissolved, the half-ruined auditorium reappeared. The entrance had vanished along with the wall itself, and every seat except the podium had been flipped and shattered beyond recognition along with the corridor beyond the entrance — nowhere left to set a foot. Outside the magic circle atop the podium, Kim Taehyun lay exactly as he'd stood, arm still extended in a thrust.
My remaining mana sat at about twelve percent. The buffs and my evolved skills had all expired right on schedule. My calves and both arms were covered in shallow cuts.
I walked over to where Kim Taehyun lay. His left arm was bruised a deep, blackish red, slightly singed by the repeated explosions. But they were superficial wounds — bruises and burns that wouldn't hinder him at all in a fight. And yet Kim Taehyun had been unable to use that left arm, and a strength not even half-full, alongside his spearwork, had never once touched me.
"Heehit."
Yeah — loading my power into Allure was the right call. His mind was already rattled, so I shaved it down from the start with an EX-rank skill, and the moment I cut off the nerves in his left arm, the whole battle tipped my way. Thanks to that, he was helpless against Nostalgia's illusions, which carry actual mass and fool all five senses. That element-soaked spearwork of his was still pretty damn terrifying, though.
"Nghn~ that's that done. Time to get out of here, quick and clean~"
I gathered Allure's mana into my hand and condensed it. Nearly all of my remaining mana pooled above my palm, radiating a peach glow. The dense Allure mana clumped together into an orb. Inside it, the spellcraft of Allure (EX) and Daydream (C+) took shape — the two spells entwining like serpents, coiling around each other as the sphere shimmered like glass.
"Mine■ry Orb!"
Pfft!
The orb of spellcraft seeped into Kim Taehyun's mind like smoke.
When he wakes up, he'll believe the surviving remnants of the Crawler kidnapped Lim Yehwa. I'll show his frayed psyche a fully fabricated dream at maximum intensity, then etch its contents into the blanks in his memory.
Ding! Ding!
"Hm?"
Ding-ding-ding-ding-diiiiing——...!!
"GUHAAK!! SHUT UP!!"
The status window's alarm notifications overlapped and stabbed into my ears. I clenched my teeth and opened the messages.
Prologue Clear: Shop unlocked, 1,000 Gold, Skill Ticket 'Husband Anywhere'
Achievement Clear: 32,000 Gold, 7-Day Pass 'Welcome to the Sow Farm!', Mana-Boost Tonic 'Fuck-us' ×2
"Sweet, sweet rewards."
◈ Grants entry to a farm where various artifacts and materials are extracted through designated women.
◈ Violence is prohibited. Designated women may only be converted into livestock with the party's consent.
◈ ※ Think of it, and the entry pass will be summoned at any time.
Rank:C
Nutritional mana drink. Upon first consumption, permanently increases mana regeneration rate and maximum mana by 10%.
※ Effects are halved with each additional dose.
Tear along the perforated line to acquire the skill 'Husband Anywhere' (A+).
Active / Passive — Rank: A+
Consumes the user's vitality and mana to summon a pair of underwear composed of dimensional gates.
◈ In gate state, all physical contact from anyone other than the user is blocked.
◈ In released state, blocks all contact.
◈ Maintains its duration by consuming 50% of all semen that passes through the passage.
※ Air passes through freely.
※ Blocks sexually transmitted infections.
Slurp, slurp.
I downed both bottles of the reward tonic and felt my stamina — the very vigor that had been drained from screwing Yehwa — replenishing itself. At the same time, the vessel that held my mana expanded, and my remaining mana refilled that much faster.
The torn ticket scattered into motes of light and seeped into my heart. I cast the skill immediately.
A pair of panties, shimmering faintly in the same hue as a gate, materialized over Lim Yehwa's semen-splattered crotch. The frilled mesh thong, ghost-transparent, laid her pussy bare for all to see. That lewdness, that sexy lingerie in such stark contrast to her soft, innocent face, made my cock spring to attention. My thick cock popped out directly in front of her pussy — and slid right in.
Lim Yehwa's sleeping hips bucked, and a gush of tide burst forth.
Splooosh♥
"Ahhaang♥!"
"Whoa♥!?"
Startled, I looked down to find a matching pair of transparent trunks had swallowed my cock. I swung my hips from just over a meter away, and lewd, sloppy splashes rang out from between Lim Yehwa's thighs. Simultaneously, an exquisite, supreme tightness gripped my cock.
Enjoying the sudden, out-of-nowhere fuck, I got my signal within moments.
"Hahh! Cumming!"
BBBUUURRT!! BBBLURT! BBLURT!
"Nngh♥...♥ mmgh♥..."
The moment I willed my cock out of Yehwa — moaning with flushed cheeks — the transparent panties reverted to an ordinary pair, covering my massive length. The semen around Lim Yehwa's pussy was absorbed into the fabric, and moments later the transparency lifted, restoring the lewd frilled mesh thong.
I stepped closer and pressed at her pussy through the panties. A strange, elastic resistance met my fingers, rejecting their touch outright.
Whoa — a portal chastity belt! That's insane! With this, I can stuff her whenever I want without ever worrying about some other bastard getting his hands on her!?
"Kuhehehehe!"
I pulled out the grand prize: the Core.
Rank: A+
◈ Skill: Cheshire's Hide (D)
◈ Trait: Horizon of Wonderland (A+)
Dragon Factors crystallized after millennia of exposure to the incubus's mana.
The lofty honor and pride etched into its bloodline were tainted and corrupted by the incubus's filth, and the husks of that honor and pride became playthings to be filled with lust.
※ Edible
Gulp.