Prologue [Screening in Progress...]
I was definitely holed up in my room, pounding one out to porn and having the time of my life. Then I must've brushed against that scrap of paper next to the tissues...
When I snapped out of it, there I was—staring at myself, dick in hand, right in front of a female delivery driver.
"Kyaaak!"
She let out a startled scream, her face twisting in shock.
I'm fucked!
My brain must've turned to mush mid-stroke because I couldn't recall a single thing about how I got here. Anyone with half a brain would've yanked up their pants before opening the door for a delivery. Hell, this wasn't even my front door to begin with. What the actual fuck had happened?
The realization that my life was over hit me like a truck. My body went rigid, frozen solid like stone. At least I'd make the news before it all ended? "Korean man in his twenties sexually assaults female delivery driver in stranger's home." Yeah, that'd be my fifteen minutes—as a criminal blip on the evening broadcast. The horrifying reality short-circuited my brain; I couldn't even muster an apology, just stood there like an idiot.
The woman in front of me caught her breath, her cheeks flushing pink as she broke into a smile and asked,
Review completed.
"The fee's COD... You gonna pay it directly?"
"......Huh?"
Tester appointment successfully completed.
Tutorial in progress.
Current world in transit: 'Law Enacted: Use Semen in Place of Money for Low Birth Rate Countermeasures!?'