I Laid an Egg
[Mutilated Goblin Dick Pic] lol This looks way different from the ones on porn sites? Mine's probably bigger? lol
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OP here, B-rank summoner. Got like five under me rn, but these idiots are dog-level smart at best, eat like pigs tho, and if anything goes wrong on management duty, it's all on me. Plus the Association makes you check in periodically for safety inspections. Monthly payout's 10 mil won, 4 mil goes to their chow, 2.5 to taxes. If one croaks, gotta recontract or go taming again. ㅠㅠ Other B-ranks pull 10 mil pure profit monthly... Reality hitting hard af...
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[Fresh Egg 15-Pack Pic] Whaddya think? Nailed it this time? lol
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24-year-old guy, Seol Yun. Been teased my whole life cuz of my name.
"Seol Yun? That's a girl's name, right?"
Familiar mockery. I'd just ignored it and lived on.
...But I never imagined my life would twist like this on the day I awakened as a hunter.
"......"
I opened my eyes. Head's foggy. Body feels weirdly heavy. My butt area's all wet.
'No way I pissed the bed at my age?'
If so, I'd fling open the window and jump right now. Vowing death, I lifted the blanket to find the source of the dampness.
And slowly looked down.
Red. The blanket's soaked in blood like a crime scene, sticky with some unknown transparent slime too.
"...What the hell is this."
Breath caught. A wave of anxiety hit—did I catch some fatal disease?
"Gotta get up first, ugh—!"
Throb. As I tried to get off the bed, a strangely unfamiliar pain shot up from my lower body.
Seol Yun froze, speechless.
And then.
Roll—.
The blanket shifted, and something tumbled inside it with a sound.
My gaze naturally followed.
"...An egg?"
On the bed. A massive egg with a smooth surface, slick with blood and slime, like it could hatch any second.
Unreal. What is this? Why's it here? My brain couldn't keep up.
That moment—
Congratulations! You've given birth safely!
"...What?"
Time seemed to stop. Slowly. Very slowly. Seol Yun read the message again.
Congratulations! You've given birth safely!
"S-so... I...? Laid... that...?"
Jaw dropped. No way. Impossible. I was definitely—a guy???
Looking down in confusion, my blood-soaked pajamas clung to a unmistakably female body with graceful curves.
"...Ah."
Mind went blank. Seol Yun muttered weakly.
"...Must be a dream."
But—even after time passed, the egg was still there.
Standing in front of the bathroom mirror, some girl I'd never seen was holding an egg the size of her torso.
Am I Park Hyeokgeose's mom or something? TS'd is wild enough, but laying an egg makes the gender swap feel minor. What the actual fuck is going on...
Click— Better snap a pic for the gallery later. This oughta rack up recommends easy. Could be Park Hyeokgeose reincarnated, right?
"Status window."
Said the classic hunter line. Sure enough, a blue window popped up.
Job: Mother of All Things | Rank: EX | Level: 1
Skills
Oviposition (F) — Once per month, using male essence as medium, lay an egg. Shorter incubation than internal fertilization, but potential one rank lower. (Infinite potential boost via prenatal education)
Internal Fertilization (F) — Once per month, using male essence as medium, conceive internally. Much longer gestation than oviposition, but potential one rank higher. (Slight potential boost via prenatal education) Cannot overlap with oviposition.
Mother Body Recovery (S) — Reduces all pain by 90%, rapidly recovers damaged body.
"EX-rank? What kinda rank is that."
Ain't S the top? Whatever. Clearly this egg came from my ability.
So the question: where'd the male essence medium come from?
Answer hit quick.
"This, huh?"
Back at the bed, a familiar small vial was buried in the bloody sheets.
This little thing was definitely... 'You like collecting this stuff, right? Gift.'
A magic beast byproduct from my hunter buddy. No way I thought a plastic tube of magic beast semen got mixed in...
Did that even trigger my awakening? Recalling, I didn't know what it was exactly, just kept it by the bed hoping to awaken.
Thump—thump— Disgusting and creepy in theory, since it came from my body. But feeling the pulsing life inside calmed me instead.
......
"Gotta do prenatal education...?"
Just in case, I scoured the Hunter Gallery for egg-related stuff.
"Pigeon's just a troll. Sheesh."
~~♪~~♪ My room's now looping classical music 24/7. They say it's great for prenatal care—should work for eggs too, right?
Like it agreed, the egg started rolling around on its own, exploring the house like an emotional puppy. Worried it'd crack, I hugged it close, and it wriggled happily like my lap was the best spot ever. Kinda cute.
"What magic beast byproduct was it again..."
Memory fuzzy.
"Whoa?! W-what?!"
Sitting with it in my lap, suddenly it thrashed like it wanted something bad.
"Hmm, no clue what it wants."
Not food, it's an egg... Gallery time?
Trying to hatch a magic beast egg, but it's suddenly bouncing like crazy. Seems like it wants something—what??
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10 minutes passed, zero interest. Ah, crap. Rookie mistake after laying an egg myself! 8-year gallery vet, and my skills flew out with it?
Fixed the post quick.
Lol just picked this up in the field, wtf is it fr [Pic of pure white egg on the floor] Thought it was junk at first but it's been shaking nonstop;; Been going “thud… thud…” on its own, no way… dragon egg? Lmaoooo I rich now? Pre-rec S-rank dragon rider recommend lol
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Gallery language pulls em in like flies, scrapping it out. Now to dig for useful info...
"Oh, this guy's famous?"
One gonik caught my eye.