Truly Messed Up with 'Church Sister Blackmail Training' (5)
'...First, I need to nail down the concept.'
Not all trolls are created equal!
Using curses to rile up your opponent? That's amateur-hour trolling.
A top-tier troll pretends to be kind, concerned, and helpful... while precisely stabbing at their insecurities.
'Yeah... that'll do it.'
Dear Sister of Yuribellin Church!
I got your letter, yay! ☆
Sorry if Church Sister Blackmail Training made you feel 'uncomfortable'...
No way that could be true, but just in case your areolas are on the bigger side and that's why it bugged you... I'm so worried! (sniffle)
But oh nooo, what to do! I gotta make it clear: Yurith in Church Sister Blackmail Training was never based on any specific person~!
That said, I was kinda puzzled by what you mentioned, so here's my replyyy.
Oh! Not saying you did anything wrong~ Just wondering if maybe you made a 'mistake'!
'Cause you said your areolas are about one and a half gold coins big, right? ...Isn't that pretty huge alreadyyy?
Honestly, it matches the description in the story almost exactly...
FYI, I'm a girl too, and mine's a tiny bit smaller than one gold coin... Is that good? lol
Don't believe me? I enclosed a rubbing of mine as proof—check it out!
Finally, like I said, Yurith and you have zero connection... but if you really want changes, send proof your areolas are smaller and I'll think about it! Toodles~
Scribble-scribble.
Thud.
I set down the pen after the final period.
"Perfect. No way she lets this slide."
Even I got pissed rereading my own work.
With Lapis Sister's personality, she'd fire back with something like 'My areolas are not that big!' and send proof for sure.
Swoosh.
I slipped Topaz's areola rubbing into the envelope with the letter and sealed it tight.
...And if Lapis Sister figures it out? How do I handle the fallout?
Surprisingly, troll genius Rian Ludwig planned for that too.
Hadn't I promised her a 'worry consultation' when I donated that huge sum recently?
'Well... wasn't planning to use it this way back then...'
I swear on my life, it was pure goodwill at the time.
She looked so lost after getting the donation—I just wanted to ease her burden.
Ah, of course, it's still pure goodwill now.
Anyway.
Not always, but when I consulted her on deeper worries, we'd sometimes use the church confessional.
The rules were simple: Confessional contents must never be divulged, no matter what.
In fact, she'd never once brought up any 'worry consultations' I'd done there before.
Like she'd never heard them at all.
'So... if I confess in the booth, ta-da~ I'm actually Nakadashi! she'll know it's me but can't do a thing about it.'
Of course, Lapis Sister was human too.
She'd get mad, sulk a bit...
But she'd have to let it go eventually!
'Kinda sneaky, I know... but I'll deal with it.'
It was all for the rest of Lapis Sister's life—no choice.
Swoosh.
"Alright then."
Usually I'd ask Topaz to deliver, but...
Asking her now? Her reaction was obvious without seeing it.
'Guess I'll go myself.'
Step-step.
I grabbed the letter and headed out of Ludwig Mansion.
Yuribellin Church. The children's room.
"Ellie's is here! Marticel gets green! And Jeanne, this one's yours!"
Whoosh-whoosh-whoosh!
Lapis handed out the new clothes one by one to the kids.
"Waaah!! New clothes!!"
"Lapis sis! This is really mine?!"
"It's all yours. Picked your favorite green specially."
Giggle-giggle.
Lapis smiled warmly at the kids' joy.
Without Rian's massive donation, they'd have been stuck in ragged hand-me-downs much longer...
Hehe... So many didn't fit right... Thanks to Rian, new outfits for everyone. Thank you.
Swoosh.
She sent another silent thanks, her gaze drifting to her own nun's habit.
The elbow fabric was worn thin, threads fraying.
The hem was full of tears from kids stepping on it.
For me... this is fine.
No new clothes for Lapis in today's haul.
...Well, actually there was one. Twitch!
...Huh?... W-where... d-did that... g-go?!
Then she spotted a small paper bag crushed under the clothing pile.
Seizing the moment while the kids were distracted, Lapis quickly stuffed it inside her habit.
Shove!
N-no one saw, right?!
It was underwear.
Not super luxurious, objectively...
But the priciest in her collection.
Excuse? She only went in to browse!
But listening to the shopkeeper... suddenly she was paying.
...S-so expensive... but the fabric... why so tiny!... W-won't cover anything.
Face flushing, Lapis chewed her lip.
Did pricier underwear always mean less fabric?
The area was pathetically small for the price.
Obviously, she bought it for—
...Gulp!
The upcoming 'worry consultation' with Rian.
Of course, nothing should happen...!
But you never know with the world!
Even in Church Sister Blackmail Training, 'Yujin' mocked 'Yurith's' underwear making him lose his innocence!
Can't let that... happen!... If he laughs... I-I... have no experience... b-but... I'm the... s-s-sis...!!
She couldn't let Rian toy with her too much.
Or she'd end up 'trained' like in the novel.
Thump-thump.
Trained... by R-Rian? Ahh...!♥
That heat from 'sealing' Church Sister Blackmail Training surged in her lower belly.
Shake-shake!
Shaking her head, Lapis pressed the hidden bag and headed to the church back door.
"...Huh? A letter? Wasn't there before?"
Lapis pulled the envelope from the mailbox.
Swoosh.
[To Sister — Anonymous Author]
Anonymous, but obvious who.
"....!!"
She'd sent it just in case... and Nakadashi actually replied.
Dash!
Clutching the letter, Lapis bolted to her room.
Hiya, Sister of Yuribellin Church! Got your letter, yay! ☆
"......Yay?"
The first line shattered Lapis's expectations.
She'd assumed formal language...
It felt more like kids' diary scribbles.
No way that could be true, but just in case your areolas are on the bigger side and that's why it bugged you... I'm so worried! (sniffle)
"...."
Twitch!
A vein bulged on Lapis's temple.
W-what?! My a-areolas are big, so I felt uncomfortable?!
'Uncomfortable' stabbed her eyes every read.
But oh nooo, what to do! I gotta make it clear: Yurith in Church Sister Blackmail Training was never based on any specific person~!
"L-l-lies!! Then why does it look so much like me!!"
Lapis's hands shook wildly.
No specific model?
A busty church-raised nun who's never masturbated—all coincidence?! Tremble-tremble.
Suppressing the urge to shred the letter, Lapis read on.
FYI, I'm a girl too, and mine's a tiny bit smaller than one gold coin... Is that good? lol Oh! Don't believe me? I enclosed a rubbing of mine as proof—check it out!
"...Rubbing?"
Swoosh.
Rummaging the envelope, Lapis found another paper.
"......"
Lapis stared silently at the rubbing for a long time, then lifted it with one hand and measured against her palm.
...It's really... s-small.
A tiny bit smaller than one gold coin—no lie.
Definitely smaller than hers.
Finally, like I said, Yurith and you have zero connection... but if you really want changes, send proof your areolas are smaller and I'll think about it! Toodles~.
Spring!
Finished reading, Lapis shot up from bed.
"Aaaah!! So annoying!! It's n-not lies!! Nakadashi's are small!! Mine aren't big! My areolas aren't that big!! Why won't you believe me!?"
Clutching her breasts, she glared resentfully at Nakadashi's rubbing.
Fine!... I-I'll show proof too!!
Words alone wouldn't cut it.
She'd make her own rubbing and send it—just like Nakadashi!
Dash!!
Lapis grabbed the ink pad, stripped off her habit, and bared her breasts.
Swoosh.
"Huuu...!!"
Long exhale, then she brought the ink pad to her chest.
And...
...It... won't fit?
Her face stiffened staring at the narrower-than-expected ink pad mouth.
Squiiiish!!
Squeezing her breasts to force them in... but flesh bulged everywhere, impossible to print evenly.
"Shiiit...!"
Swoosh.
Biting her lip, Lapis scanned the room—her eyes locked on paints in the corner.
For the kids' art lessons.
...!
Her eyes sparkled.
No bread? Eat cake!
No ink? Use paint!
Splat!
J-just... a little... sorry, Ellie!
Apologizing inwardly, Lapis stood before the mirror.
Twitch-twitch!
Her naked reflection embarrassed her, but backing down meant losing to Nakadashi.
"Hup—!"
She dipped the brush heavy with paint and brought it to her chest.
Swish!
The instant the bristles touched the outer edge of her areola...
"─────Hiiink!♥"
