Church Sister Blackmail Training (1): A Nun Who's Never Masturbated

Truly by accident, I wrote 'Church Sister Blackmail Training';; (1) The protagonist. A nun. Who's never masturbated once.

"...Wh-why...? Why...? Why?"

Flip-! Flip-! Flip-!

Kidian denied reality over and over, rereading Church Sister Blackmail Training multiple times...

Of course, the words didn't change.

In summary, it was about a nun who's never even masturbated, forced into submission by a young noble due to her church's donation crisis, gradually turning lewd.

'Common sense...!!...Wh-who...doesn't...m-masturbate...?!!...Ev-everyone...does it...right?!!...That's...just how the world works!!'

Grind-! Grrrind-!

Kidian ground her teeth.

How could anyone immerse themselves in such an unrealistic setup!

As a pussy genius who could masturbate five times a day if she set her mind to it, Kidian couldn't even imagine someone who had never masturbated existing.

"L-liar... I-I won't forgive you!!...Ab-absolutely...not!!...I b-believed in you, Lord Rian!!"

Hiss─! Crack-! Crack-!

Frost formed on the window.

Kidian's rage literally froze the air in the room.

"You p-promised...to write it!!...You definitely...promised 'Lady of Gloom Falling After 100 Days'!!"

...Of course, Rian had never promised anything.

─Hahaha... Well then, I'll be off. Lady Kidian. It was fun today.

Even that final proposal had been brushed off with laughter, hadn't it?

'Y-you...n-nodded your head, though!'

Unfortunately, no matter how Rian had actually responded, Kidian had a "nonexistent memory" in her mind.

Whoosh-!

Kidian tossed Church ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠Sister Blackmail Training onto the bed and punched the blanket.

Thud-! Thud-! Thud-!

"Hic...!!...L-liars...deserve...p-punishment!!"

No matter how she thought about it, she couldn't just let this slide. Thud-! Thud-! Thud-!

After punching the blanket ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠for a while, Kidian's gaze landed on the framed Childhood Friend Rape.

'Ugh...they deserve...p-punishment...but...'

Slide-

The one and only signed copy in the world, personally autographed by Nakadashi himself.

Kidian's most precious treasure.

'Uuu... Lord Rian...'

This time, a real memory with the unmanipulated Rian surfaced.

It had been a short meeting, but...

Recalling the warmth felt in that brief time made her heart soften inevitably.

Rustle- Rustle-

Kidian picked up Church Sister Blackmail Training and began smoothing out the crumpled pages one by one.

"...N-normally...I couldn't forgive you...but since it's Lord Rian...m-maybe...a little forgiveness...?"

Knock- Knock-

The frost on the window began to melt.

'Y-yeah...!...L-Lord Rian...wouldn't deceive me...right? There must...be a reason...!'

She didn't know what the reason was yet, but...

Maybe there was an unavoidable circumstance.

Otherwise, Lord Rian wouldn't break a promise...

Flash-!

Kidian's eyes sparkled.

'If I don't know...just ask! Lord Rian will tell me the reason!'

How could she agonize over something so simple!

Scribble- Scribble-

Kidian sat at her desk, picked up a pen, and began writing a letter.

****

A few days later, at the Ludwig Mansion.

"Haa..."

I sighed, looking at the pile of letters on the study desk.

After the release of my next work Church Sister Blackmail Training, fan letters poured in at three times the volume of the previous one.

'Reading all these would take a full day, huh?'

What was really scary was that the publishing house had already filtered out the weird ones beforehand, and this was still the volume.

Flip- Flip-

From clumsy commoner handwriting to formal noble script on high-quality parchment.

Letters flying in from all classes.

"...What's this now?"

Among them was even an envelope stamped with the imperial crest.

Slide─

I tossed the letter into the trash without reading to the end.

'Ballsy... Impersonating the imperial family.'

The world had gone to shit.

Even in this fantasy world, voice phishing existed, it seemed.

No, not voice, so letter phishing?

'...Doesn't matter what it's called. Scams should at least be believable. You think I'd fall for that?'

Sure, it sold a bit, but registering an erotica writer as an Imperial Academy member...

Who would believe that crap?

"Tch... Let's see the rest."

I clicked my tongue and picked up the next letter.

Slide─

"...."

Cold sweat trickled down my spine.

No sender was listed, but I knew exactly who it was from.

Sniff─

I could even smell Kidian's unique black rose-like fragrance from the letter. Anyway...

'I never promised anything!'

I screamed internally.

Normally, I'd ignore it like the others, but...

The problem was that Kidian was the lady of the Necroport ducal family.

What if I ignored it and skeletons showed up again?

No, skeletons would be lucky...

What if Kidian herself came?

'...Haa.'

I sighed.

I felt like crying from the injustice.

'I'll... think about it later.'

Whether ignore or reply, neither seemed to lead to a good outcome. Slide-

One thing was certain, though.

"I absolutely cannot provoke Kidian."

I vowed as I shoved the letter deep into the drawer.

****

At the same time, Yuribellin Church.

Dong-! Dong-! Dong-!

"Then, see you at next week's mass, Sister Lapis."

"Yes, Mrs. Marca. Take care."

Slide─

Sister Lapis Lazuli of the Saint Yuribellin Church.

Her sky-blue long hair fluttered lightly in the wind as she bowed.

"Sister Lapis! Could I get a bible, by any chance? My eldest daughter is about to give birth..."

"Ah..."

Lapis's smile stiffened for a moment.

"I'm sorry, Mr. Belik. We're out of stock right now... I'll contact you first when the next shipment arrives."

"Ah, I see... Understood."

Lapis sighed, watching the disappointed parishioner walk away.

'Haa... I need to find a new printer... Money's the issue, as always...'

Yuribellin Church had been getting bibles cheaply from Ludwig Publishing House.

Not just cheap, but quality on par with others, so she wanted to keep the deal if possible, but...

'...It was definitely Childhood Friend Rape, right? Tch.'

The vulgar title flashed in her mind, making Lapis click her tongue.

A novel whose content was obvious from the title alone.

After that book came out, Ludwig Publishing's presses were all diverted there, and bible print orders started dwindling.

She thought it was temporary at first, but it worsened over time...

Eventually, they began outright refusing bible commissions.

The goddess's word losing ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠to erotica.

A world where smut sold better than the bible.

All Lapis could do was sigh at the reality.

'I never thought Rian would do this...'

Lapis pouted and looked out the window.

She hadn't seen him lately due to his busyness, but...

Thanks to dealings with Ludwig Publishing, she'd met Rian a few times.

Was it because Yuribellin was a long-time client?

He'd personally check bible quality, accommodate rushed orders, provide various conveniences...

Even beyond business, they chatted casually, so she thought they were fairly friendly privately.

'But even if business is booming... refusing the church's bibles...'

Of course, she understood the publishing house's situation, but...

It still felt disappointing.

'Still...'

Fortunate in misfortune, perhaps. Feeling guilty for refusing, Ludwig Publishing offered their pre-printed bible stock for free.

Thud─! "Sister Lapis! Delivery from Ludwig Publishing!"

"Ah, thank you! Coming right now!"

As if on cue, the bibles arrived. Lapis stood and headed to the back door.

Several wooden crates were stacked in the church backyard.

"Sign here, please."

"Yes! Take care!"

Scribble- After signing the receipt, Lapis rolled up her sleeves and opened the crates. Pop-! Pop-!

"Hmm... This should last us a while."

Lapis smiled in relief at the neatly stacked bibles.

As expected from Ludwig Publishing. Perfect condition, decent quantity.

But...

"...Huh?"

Slide─

Something odd was mixed in among the bibles.

The cover looked just like a bible, but...

'...The thickness is different?'

A book distinctly thinner than the bibles.

Lapis tilted her head and picked it up.

Slide─

Flipping the first page revealed...

"....?"

Lapis blinked her large eyes.

'...Church Sister Blackmail Training?... What is this?... And Nakadashi... sounds familiar... Ah, the one who wrote Childhood Friend Rape...'

She didn't know why the cover mimicked a bible, but probably a printing line mix-up at the publishing house.

"Groan...."

Honestly, it didn't sit well, but...

If they'd charged money, maybe complain, but no way she'd fuss over free stuff.

'...Good thing I checked.'

If a parishioner's daughter about to give birth opened a bible and found Church Sister Blackmail Training inside? The thought alone gave her chills.

'What do people even like about these books... ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠Sigh...'

Slide-

Lapis sighed and lightly flipped the first page.

She had zero interest, honestly...

But know your enemy to fight it!

She needed to grasp the content to warn parishioners how harmful these novels were.

'Well... church setting like the title. Blasphemous.'

Flip-

'....'

Flip-

Lapis turned another page.

Flip-

And another.

Flip- Flip- Flip-

"......Nngh♥"

Lapis's page-turning speed gradually quickened.