I Got Done In by the Virgin-Killing Suit
Before I knew it, I had become a full-fledged Enforcer of the Birth Rate Management Bureau.
It hadn’t even been that long since I started the job, yet I was already being dragged all over the place. The Director called me in whenever he felt like it.
At first I thought he had something important to say, but after a few times I realized that wasn’t the case.
The Director just called me over whenever he was bored and wanted to chat.
And today, the moment I arrived at work, the phone on my desk rang.
“Hanul, Enforcer speaking.”
“Yes.”
“If you have time, come up to the Director’s office.”
“I’m on duty right now, sir.”
“This is official business, so stop complaining and get over here.”
When he put it like that, I had nothing to say.
So once again, I headed for the Director’s office.
“A business trip?”
“That’s right.”
The Director slid a single document across the desk.
“The Hero Association sent in a cooperation request.”
I picked up the paper.
And checked the name of the target.
Force Ranger Pink.
My head tilted in confusion.
Force Ranger.
Almost no one in the world didn’t know that name.
Red, Blue, and Pink.
A famous hero team made up of those three.
They appeared on TV all the time and shot tons of commercials.
“This seems off.”
“What does?”
“Force Ranger Pink.”
I voiced my honest question.
“Don’t both Red and Blue like Pink…?”
It was common knowledge.
They had never said it officially, but the general consensus was that both Red and Blue had feelings for Pink.
They didn’t even try to hide it.
Thanks to that, the internet held daily debates about who would end up with Pink.
“Well, there are circumstances involved.”
The Director nodded.
“But why did the request come to us?”
“This is only what I’ve heard, but…”
The Director leaned back in his chair.
“The Force Rangers were once the most popular hero team around.”
“Right.”
“But their recent performance has been poor.”
Now that he mentioned it, I realized I hadn’t seen the Force Rangers’ name in villain incident reports lately.
On the other hand, I did remember seeing a few articles about them losing to villains.
“Are they in that much trouble?”
“It’s apparently worse than it looks.”
The Director spoke calmly.
“They’ve suffered consecutive defeats against villains.”
“Ah.”
“Their approval rating among the citizens in their patrol district is dropping too.”
“Ah.”
“There’s even talk of the team disbanding.”
“...Ah.”
The mood suddenly grew heavy.
The Director flipped through the documents and continued.
“So Pink has decided to take on the role of Humanity Survival Project Ambassador by herself.”
“Will that actually help the team’s performance…?”
“It will.”
The Director let out a small chuckle.
“The Humanity Survival Project is one of the government’s highest-priority policies. If a popular figure like Pink steps up as ambassador, the higher-ups will have no choice but to look favorably on the team.”
That was hard to argue with.
After all, most people thought of Pink first whenever the Force Rangers were mentioned.
No matter what, I was a civil servant. When the higher-ups gave an order, I had to obey.
That rule applied even to the top-ranked civil servants.
In a thoroughly hierarchical society, there was no such thing as the right to refuse.
And so I ended up on a business trip to the Hero Association.
“Is this the right place?”
I muttered to myself while staring out the taxi window.
World City.
Along with Academy City, it was one of humanity’s largest cities, home to the World Government Headquarters.
And within it, the district where the Hero Association was located was notorious for its terrible public safety.
The problem was that I had lived my entire life inside the safe confines of Academy City and had only just stepped out into the real world as a new graduate.
Academy City had virtually no crime.
Having grown up in that kind of environment, the scenery I saw now looked incredibly dangerous.
Dirty streets covered in colorful graffiti, and suspicious-looking people lurking in the alleys.
Fights broke out so often that I could hear them clearly from the road.
“Ugh. It’s loud.”
I closed the window.
This was why environment mattered so much.
To someone who had lived in safety his whole life, this was an overwhelmingly unfamiliar world.
The Hero Association building was larger than I had expected.
Trophies and commemorative items were displayed right from the entrance, and a massive holographic screen floated in the lobby.
Following the guidance of the receptionist, I headed toward the conference room and soon met the person I was here to see.
“Ah, hello.”
I couldn’t hide my surprise.
Force Ranger Pink.
There was a clear reason she was so famous.
She wasn’t exceptionally tall, but her overall proportions were incredible.
I had thought her figure looked good on screen, but seeing her in person was on another level.
Her voice was pleasant, and her aura was warm.
And above all… she was big.
Incredibly so… in every possible sense…
I instantly understood why she had so many male fans.
“Hello.”
Pink greeted me first.
“You’re from the Birth Rate Management Bureau, correct?”
I pulled myself together and introduced myself.
“I’m Hanul, an Enforcer from the Birth Rate Management Bureau.”
“I’m Force Ranger Pink.”
She smiled brightly and extended her hand.
As we shook hands, I thought to myself.
This business trip is going to be a very satisfying experience.
After a brief greeting, Force Ranger Pink gestured for me to follow her.
“There are too many people inside the Association.”
She said that and started walking down the hallway.
I followed without any suspicion.
After all, she was the target of this mission, and it made sense that we would need a private place to be alone.
After leaving the Association building,
we went through several security checks and passed through a hidden entrance that an ordinary person would never have found. A completely different space appeared before us.
“This is our hideout.”
The secret hideout of the Force Rangers.
To be honest, I had imagined something a bit more grandiose.
State-of-the-art equipment everywhere, weapons displayed on the walls, a big red button that launched missiles—that kind of place.
But the actual hideout was surprisingly ordinary.
The facilities themselves were excellent, but the problem was that it felt way too lived-in.
A jacket someone had tossed aside lay on the sofa, and several empty drink cans sat on the table.
Exercise equipment stood in one corner, and a game console was set up against the wall.
When Pink saw my expression, she looked slightly embarrassed.
“It’s usually a bit cleaner than this.”
“I see.”
“This is a shared space, so…”
At those words, I could roughly guess who the culprits were.
Red and Blue.
Even without knowing them personally, I was certain.
Pink seemed to have read my expression.
“I usually stay in my own room.”
“Haha… I can understand that.”
“Even if I clean it, it ends up like this again in a few days.”
She really seemed to have it rough.
She let out a small sigh and walked deeper into the hideout.
“Let’s go to my room for now.”
I quietly followed behind her.
Unlike the common area, Pink’s room was neatly organized.
Documents were neatly arranged on the desk, and various operation records were organized on the walls.
It was the kind of room that made it clear its owner only cared about hero work. Her personality could be felt in every corner.
After closing the door, she looked at me for a moment, then released the lock on her helmet.
Click.
With a familiar sound, the helmet came off, and for a moment I lost the ability to speak.
Force Ranger always operated with her face covered.
Whether she was on hero duty, shooting commercials, or attending official events, she was famous for never removing her helmet.
I had heard that only a very small number of people had ever seen her real face.
And now.
That face was right in front of me.
“Is something wrong?”
Pink asked with a smile.
I couldn’t answer right away.
I had expected it, of course.
That a superhuman would be beautiful even from a single glance.
But reality was on an entirely different dimension from my expectations.
Beneath the helmet was a beauty so stunning it was hard to believe.
Features that looked like they had been meticulously sculpted.
Long, flowing hair.
And a gentle smile that put people at ease.
In that instant, I understood Red and Blue completely.
Why they couldn’t hide their affection whenever they saw Pink.
Why the Force Rangers’ popularity was still going strong.
It all made sense.
Moreover, she wasn’t just beautiful in the face.
She had a height that was tall for a woman, and a chest and hips so voluptuous it made you wonder how she could even fight as a hero.
She possessed a presence that would draw every eye no matter where she went.
When all of that came together, the result was simply overwhelming.
I unconsciously turned my gaze away.
The Director had said that a civil servant must always remain composed.
At the very least, while on duty.
“You seem nervous.”
Pink said with a small smile.
“A little.”
“That’s surprising.”
“Why?”
“I thought an Enforcer would be much older and far more experienced.”
“...”
Pink had immediately noticed that I was a new recruit who had only recently joined the Bureau.
“If I’ve disappointed you… I’m sorry.”
“No, not at all. If anything, you came all the way here because of me, so please make yourself comfortable.”
The problem was that a world-famous hero was sitting right in front of a brand-new civil servant.
And not just any hero—one with a violently curvaceous body, a violently revealing suit, and a face impossible to look away from.
So it would probably be stranger if I wasn’t nervous.
When Pink saw my reaction, she let out a soft laugh.
Strangely enough, watching her laugh helped ease some of my tension.
Whoosh—
At that moment, the blood vessels that had relaxed in my nose burst open, and a nosebleed started pouring out.
“Oh my, are you okay? Let me wipe that for you.”
As she approached, my cock rose up with enough force to pierce the heavens…