My Wife Gives Me Permission to Cheat
CRASH!
"Kyaaaaahk!"
"What the hell?"
I was happily splitting firewood when that scream tore through the air behind me. Wondering if some intruder had slipped into the compound, I hoisted my axe and turned toward the source of the noise.
Somebody around here had some nerve causing a scene like this. I was already planning the lesson I was about to teach — and then I saw what was actually going on, and rubbed my eyes.
"Huh?"
"Aagh! You crazy bitch...!"
"What did you just say?! Die! I said die!!!"
Gap-soon had a slave woman by the hair, and the other women were just standing around shrieking. Just as one brave soul charged in to gang up on Gap-soon—
KWAAAAAANG...!
"...Eep!"
My axe had flown out of my hand before I even realized it.
"Eep... hic! Hic!"
...
The axe had landed a hair's breadth from her head. The woman, whose skull would have split open a single second later, pissed herself and keeled over on the spot.
The situation resolved itself in an instant. Or rather, everyone simply froze. Gap-soon still had the woman's hair in her fist, and the woman was petrified where she knelt.
By any objective measure, this was Gap-soon's fault. Unfortunately for the audience, Gap-soon was my wife.
"What's going on here?"
"You...! Do you have any idea what this skank said? And you, why were you stripped down and... that's why I... hic... sniff...!"
Still gripping the woman's hair, Gap-soon turned to plead her case to me — then her voice broke, choked up, and stopped altogether. Just her shoulders heaving. And following right on that—
"Eeek...! Th-that is...!"
"Hey, hey — grab Dol-soi!"
"Trouble! Someone fetch the Madam!"
"I keep telling you, this is what happens when you pull stunts like that... tsk tsk."
"Dol-soi! Don't!"
I haven't even done anything.
Granted, I was in a pretty foul mood right now, but I had no intention of cracking anyone's skull open. Maybe a smack or two?
...Wait. If I slapped her, would her skull actually split?
Then how hard should I hit her?
I was one hundred percent committed to the smacking, so I was pondering this in earnest when Chil-seong spoke up.
"D-Dol-soi! Let's get Gap-soon inside first, okay? She's your wife and she's crying — go comfort her first. Yeah?"
"R-right. Gap-soon comes first, doesn't she?"
"Take Gap-soon and get inside, quick!"
Come to think of it, they had a point. I couldn't just leave Gap-soon standing there in tears.
Nod.
"Whew..."
The moment I nodded and turned to take her home, a collective sigh of relief rippled through the crowd. What's with all of you? I'm not a murderer! Is one slap really a crime? You people slap your own wives all the time...
I felt a little wronged, but Gap-soon did come first, so I led her inside the house.
She wasn't wailing — just sniffing, shoulders trembling in little shivers. I sat her on my lap and asked.
"Gap-soon. Why are you crying?"
"Sniff... that bitch..."
"You have to tell me first if you want me to understand."
"Sniff... sniff..."
She didn't answer a single question. She just leaned against my chest and let the tears fall. There was no reason to press her, so I simply held her.
Before long, she'd gathered herself enough to speak.
"Th-that bitch...! You... you... sniff...!"
Mid-sentence, the emotion surged up again and tears welled in her eyes.
"She showed her butt... showed her... her privates, and said... said you'd knock her down and have your way with her... sob..."
"Me?"
Flabbergasted. Genuinely.
Where did that slave woman get the confidence?
Fine, I'll admit it — I've reincarnated into the Joseon era, and my standards have dropped a little.
But I grew up in the modern world awash in beautiful faces, and I think like a modern man. That slave woman? Pfft. I'd rather be with Gap-soon.
Seriously, where does that kind of confidence come from?
"Sniff... but... I can't... take it all... and every day you still want more! Meanie! You're bad!"
Thump, thump!
Her little fists made a decent thudding sound, but they didn't hurt at all.
Feels like being hit with styrofoam.
I barely managed to swallow a laugh at how adorable her punches were.
Huh. So that's what she's been thinking.
Mm. Well, I am insatiable.
"Hey... don't go waving that thing around without permission. You get my approval first, got it? I'm your wife...! Your wife! Waaaah!"
Gap-soon fished my cock out of my pants, held it in her hand, and sobbed as she shook it.
Ahh...
Throb!
Shake it like that and of course it gets hard.
"Eeek...! Nnh! Stop growing! You grow way too often...!"
Smack!
Sniffling, Gap-soon slapped my cock with her palm. But her blows were weak, and at just the right level of stimulation — so it only grew harder. Seeing this, her eyes narrowed dangerously.
"Get permission first... Mmph?"
"Mwah! Got it. I'll get my wife's permission before I fool around. Happy?"
"Haaahh... just your mouth talking."
Chuuuuup...
With reddened eyes, Gap-soon pulled my chin toward her and slid her tongue into my mouth.
Mid-Joseon. A slave favored by his master could take a concubine with the master's blessing, so there was nothing particularly strange about this. The most favored slave in the noble house next door had three concubines, for crying out loud.
Granted, concubines weren't common among slaves. But slaves in a grand household like Lord Shin's — or the place next door — wielded power beyond imagination.
Especially men like me: strong as an ox and unmistakably extraordinary. We lived far better than most commoners.
So Gap-soon had surely known all along that I might take another woman.
But understanding something and accepting it are two different things.
"Phwaah..."
As I thought about how much she must have suffered in silence, Gap-soon finally pulled her lips from mine and buried her face in my chest.
"Mmh... haah..."
She quietly leaned in and breathed me in.
"...Is there someone you're thinking of?"
"Hmm..."
"There is?!"
I'd only hesitated for a moment, but she shot her head up, startled. Her face wasn't sad — it was furious.
"Mm... the young miss?"
"...Wha?"
At the word leaving my mouth, Gap-soon's face went utterly blank. The look of someone wondering if they'd heard correctly.
But I had my reasons.
"Well, you see..."
"Wh-what?"
I gave Gap-soon a lightly embellished account of everything that had happened.
She'd known I was slipping out somewhere every night — and that it was work Lord Shin had assigned me. Naturally, I said nothing about my axework on Lord Shin's orders. If she found out, it could put her in danger.
"So — since you wear me out every single night, he said I could go soak in the Rear Mountain Lake to recover... and last night the young miss was there, and she saw me naked... that's the story...?"
"That's right."
"Th-that... that can't be real...?"
"But it is."
Gap-soon's whole body trembled.
A mere slave like me had seen Shin Ha-yoon bare — just after the whole marriage fiasco had turned the estate upside down. If they sentenced me to be torn apart by horses on the spot, I'd have no grounds to protest.
"W-well, that's a relief. The young miss is being so gracious to you..."
"In exchange, I have to teach her about... the ways between men and women."
"Phew... even that much is a mercy. So... you're not going to... you know, actually join bodies with her, right?"
"No. We agreed not to."
"Th-then... I'm okay with it."
Nod.
She nodded along, saying it was actually a relief. Phew. What a relief indeed.
Far from blaming me, Gap-soon said she was truly grateful to the young miss, and bowed her head toward the wing of the estate where the miss resided.
Only recently, a slave had been given a hundred lashes simply for glimpsing the inner master's wife bathing. Gap-soon could only repeat her thanks over and over — after all, she had no desire to become a widow whose brand-new husband dropped dead.
"So then... what did you two agree on?"
"For now, we'll do it at the lake. Or... maybe right here in our house?"
"...Wha?"
"Gap-soon. You've been so anxious lately — wouldn't it be better to show her how the two of us do it, so you can relax?"
Hic!
Gap-soon's face flushed crimson at my words.
But I hadn't said this on a whim.
"I could tell today. You've been carrying this all alone, haven't you?"
"...Waaaaah!"
Whoosh!
Moved that I was thinking of her, Gap-soon threw her arms around me on the spot.
Still sniffling, she held me tight and murmured,
"Sniff... but... r-right now I'm a little... embarrassed..."
"Yeah? Then shall we do it a little later?"
"...Mm!"
Well, fair enough.
She'd had somewhat more contact with the male slaves than most, but Shin Ha-yoon had lived practically as a man her whole life — baring herself naked in front of her would be mortifying enough. Add to that the fact that she and I had only just started building a household together.
Above all, Gap-soon had been clinging to the reassurance that I wasn't sleeping with the young miss.
"B-but! Before you do anything with the young miss, you have to do it with me first. Got it? Whatever it is!"
"Like what?"
FLASH.
Her face went red at my question.
"Th-the thing I mentioned before, remember...!"
"Which thing?"
"Th-the... the back door! When you sang that song!"
Gap-soon shouted, her face burning scarlet.
Grin.
"So you want me to do that for you now?"
"That... you're not doing it with the miss anymore, right... so the back door would be with me, wouldn't it?"
"True."
"Th-then do it with me first! Me first! Everything! Even kissing! And... the back door too! All of it! Whatever it is, I come first! I'm your wife!"
The more she spoke, the redder Gap-soon's face grew — but she kept shouting anyway.
"All right. I'll do it with you first, then everything else. Understood?"
"Mm. Me first. And so..."
Haaaaah...
Gap-soon let out a long sigh, tugged up the hem of her clothes, and bared her chest.
"F-for starters... outdoor play first..."
"Seriously?!"
Sprang up!
"Don't be too excited about it...?"
Outdoor play.
What we'd have called outdoor exhibitionism in the modern world.
In Confucian Joseon, such a thrill-seeking act was all but taboo. And Gap-soon, ignorant about such matters from the start, had always balked at the very idea.
But now—
"If you're with the miss... it'd have to be outside anyway, right...? You might even do it tonight...! So d-do it with me first. Outside..."
"Excellent. I'll finish today's work fast, then."
"Eeek..! N-no! Not now! At night. I said at night...!"
"Obviously."
It went without saying that I had no desire to show my wife's body to anyone else, so I nodded. Relieved, Gap-soon patted her chest — then suddenly lifted her head to stare at the window.
Having confirmed the window was shut tight, she was just about to take my cock, jutting out of my pants, into her mouth when—
Knock, knock, knock!
"Eek...!"
Someone was at the door.
"D-Dol-soi!"
"Yeah? What is it?"
It was Chil-seong's voice. Trembling with fright, he said,
"Th-the Madam is calling for you..."
"Eek...!"
Gap-soon, behind me, jumped at the news.
But I was perfectly calm. There was no way they could expel me over something like this.
"Got it. Gap-soon, rest up and take care of yourself. Stay inside. Don't come out."
"Mmm..."
When I stroked her head, Gap-soon blushed and nodded.
Really. Our Gap-soon can be such a girl sometimes.
"Come on. Let's go."
"R-right."