Chapter 1. First, Let's Bang the Pretty Girl (1)
Chapter 1. First, Let's Bang the Pretty Girl (1)
Peok!
"Hey! If you don't wake up right now, I'm gonna tell the mistress!"
"Gggeeeuuuk... Alright, alright."
Phew, why won't she just leave me alone?
Gapsun's kicks didn't hurt at all, but I got up while pretending it hurt a little. If I got up like it was nothing, she'd actually hit me more.
Rising from the plush pile of straw, I looked around.
'Ugh, the smell of shit.'
As a 21st-century Earthling, I regressed to the Joseon Dynasty... No, wait, what should I call this? Is reincarnation the right word?
Anyway, I became a person of the Joseon Dynasty. And as the remarkably handsome son of a nobleman at that!
"Dolsoe-ya! Carry this!"
"Yeees!"
...is a complete lie; I'm just a slave. A slave.
The most famous slave name, Dolsoe. But the name Dolsoe is definitely not something you can get easily.
It's a title bestowed only upon S-tier slaves who possess powerful strength and a physique capable of doing the work of five average slaves.
As if to prove this, considering that the average male height in the current Joseon Dynasty is in the 160s, I, at 185 cm, am practically a giant to these people.
Furthermore, even that average height is based on the noblemen, so most slaves are around 150 cm, and women are all in their 150s as well.
It isn't even rare to see people in their 140s.
'It's a world full of legal lolis.'
In the dramas and webtoons I saw back on Earth, everyone was tall, slender, and pretty... I guess that was way too much of a fantasy.
"Hey, Dolsoe-ya. Do you want to go hang out by the river with me?"
"I have to do this. Oksun told me to do it earlier."
"Eek...! You mean after you finish work, right! And hey! Who's more important, Oksun or me!"
I mean, Oksun is in her 30s though.
"Of course it's you."
"R-Right?"
When I spoke as if it went without saying, Gapsun's face flushed.
To think I'm experiencing the life of an alpha male not in the 21st-century modern era, but in the Joseon Dynasty. It's pretty funny yet sad.
I watched the back of Gapsun, who had apparently cheered up, as she stopped nagging and walked back to do her work.
Ssillook... ssillook...
Gapsun is a slave like me. If so, no matter how thick her clothes were, how thick could they possibly be?
Since her underwear was also nothing more than a scrap of cloth tied around her, the voluptuous mounds of her buttocks were clearly visible.
Ooh, if I could just grab those tightly...
Bulkkeun!
'Oops.'
Me, Dolsoe. True to my name's reputation, a man possessing a massive cock of a whopping 20 cm.
Since the clothes I'm wearing are also just rags, the moment I get an erection, the fabric stretches as if it's about to tear. I hurriedly sang all four verses of the national anthem in my head—which doesn't even exist yet in this era—and quickly adjusted my pants before starting the work Oksun assigned me.
There are many pretty people on Earth.
After all, starting from basic makeup, there are countless cheat keys like Botox, plastic surgery, and implants.
But there's no way things like makeup exist in the Joseon Dynasty. What they call makeup is just basically playing with face paint.
On top of that, this cosmetic powder is an extreme luxury item, so unless you're from a truly prominent nobleman's house, you can't waste it. Even then, they only use it when receiving important guests or going out on a big trip.
That's why, ever since being reincarnated here, I haven't seen many pretty people.
So imagine how beautiful Gapsun looks, possessing looks that wouldn't even lose out in 21st-century modern times.
"Hheheung...! Oh! A squirrel! Dolsoe-ya, a squirrel!"
Tadadat!
Seeing someone so tiny running over saying the squirrel is cute brings a smile to my face.
Honestly, from my perspective, Gapsun is way cuter than the squirrel.
Is this love...?
I have the status of a slave, and Gapsun is also a slave. Therefore, slaves usually marry other slaves.
'Should I just bride-nap her?'
Gapsun's appearance is at a level that would be considered pretty even in modern times. Even without a speck of makeup on!
That's why, with so many damn slaves targeting her right now, wouldn't it be right for me to make a move first?
Well, in the first place, the other slave guys know I've got my eyes on Gapsun, so they can't even strike up a conversation with her.
Do those 150 cm tall guys who groan through farming think they can stand against me, someone who pulls a frame in place of an ox? Absolutely impossible.
Well, it'd just be suicidal behavior for them.
'He won't... take her as a concubine.'
The age of my current master, Master Shin Doyun, is already 43.
Shin Doyun, who already has as many as 5 concubines including the mistress, is unlikely to take a new concubine.
Every time Master Shin Doyun engages in sexual intercourse, he places reliable me on guard duty instead of the guards dispatched from the government office, but listening to the sounds... Oof.
He was basically getting milked dry.
Master Shin Doyun held quite a high official rank, so the obsession and madness of the women trying to conceive his child were terrifying even to me.
He probably posts me outside because he can't show such sights to just anyone.
"Hehe, so cute..."
Before I knew it, Gapsun had caught the squirrel and was stroking its head.
Seeing that made me want to stroke Gapsun's head too, so I just stroked it. Gapsun's head, that is.
Sseudam.
"E... Eh...?"
"You hate it?"
"Heu... heuu... W-What do you think you're doing!"
Hwaak!
Tadadadat!
Gapsun, her face flushing red, slapped my hand away and stood up. Naturally, the squirrel in her hands had already scampered far away.
But nobody cared about the squirrel.
Ssik... ssik...
Gapsun glared at me while breathing heavily. For reference, this is Joseon, the country of Confucianism.
I heard it was a bit more open during the Goryeo Dynasty, but unfortunately, right now it's mid-Joseon.
So now that a Confucian society has taken root, a man who isn't even engaged to a woman stroking her head is an extremely rude act... however.
Honestly, what else is there to do in a countryside like this? Most of the time, slaves sneak into the stables under the pretense of cleaning them, have sex, and come out.
And the reason Gapsun is reacting like this is also...
"Gapsun-ah."
Jeobeok.
"D-Don't come closer...!"
...because she's thinking of that kind of thing.
"If you refuse, I'm going to go to Oksun."
Meomchit.
Gapsun and Oksun have a terrible relationship. The reason is that Oksun often bullies Gapsun.
Oksun is the most senior among the slaves and is favored by the mistress, so no one can treat her lightly.
So Oksun relentlessly bullies Gapsun, who is the prettiest among the slaves.
On top of that, since Gapsun is friendly with me—the actual power among the male slaves—it must have been an eyesore to Oksun.
Jeobeok... jeobeok...
Took.
"Hik...!"
As I slowly walked forward, before she knew it, a tree was right behind her back.
Unable to push me away, she had only backed away little by little until there was no space left for her.
Seueuk...
I reached out toward her.
"Gapsun-ah. If you hate it and want to stop, say 'Jipsin.' Got it?"
"..."
Hwaaaak....
Gapsun is also an adult.
Therefore, she also knows very well what I'm talking about right now.
Took.
Heumchit...!
When I tapped her shoulder with my fingertips, Gapsun's body trembled slightly.
Seeing this, instead of just my fingertips this time, I grabbed Gapsun's shoulder using my entire fingers and palm.
A tiny shoulder that fit into one hand.
Following the shoulder line, I passed her shoulder and caressed her arm.
And directly after, my hand reached her side-breast and right beneath her armpit.
"Heuet..."
Malkang...
I felt the soft squish of her breast against my palm.
She's short because she can't even eat properly, yet her breasts are quite large. Did all the nutrition meant for her height go straight to her breasts instead?
"Gapsun-ah."
"..."
"Gapsun-ah."
"W-Whyyyy..."
Hwaaaak....
When I called her name, she dropped her gaze to the ground and answered.
Teop.
That won't do.
Grabbing her chin that was sinking lower and lower, I pulled it straight up.
Then, Gapsun's face, turned red as a tomato, came into view. Seeing tears slightly welling at the corners of her eyes, it seems she's a little scared of this situation.
Well, yeah. Just a moment ago, the mood was super relaxed, but it suddenly turned erotic.
But I can't hold back anymore.
Gguuuuook...
"Hiiik...! W-What is this!"
Pulling my hips slightly forward, I thrust my fully erect dick against Gapsun's belly.
As my dick made contact with Gapsun's belly, Gapsun's eyes widened at the sight.
It's her first time seeing it get this big.
"N-No way, right...? You can't put this in...!!"
As if unable to believe it, Gapsun lightly pressed my dick with the tips of her fingers.
Wow...
Even though it was just a light touch over my clothes, the fact that Gapsun was touching my dick right now was intensely arousing.
Gguoook...!
"Hiiiiik...! Hey, it... it got even bigger! Shrink it! Shrink this!"
"How do I shrink it? Can you shrink your breast size whenever you want?"
Malkang!
"Hikkeuet...!"
Shifting my hand just like that, I squeezed Gapsun's breast tightly.
Experiencing a man's hand on her breast for the first time, Gapsun let out an erotic moan and looked at me with trembling eyes.
Her look asking if I was really going to do it made my dick swell even firmer.
'First, should I loosen up her stiff body?'
Huuong!
"Kyaaaaaak!"
Lifting Gapsun up with one hand, I carried her and moved to a spot I had scouted out beforehand.
The grass wasn't that tall so it wouldn't get in the way, but there were plenty of trees and rocks around, making it a location that could sufficiently conceal us.
Besides, there wasn't really a valley or stream around here, so people rarely came by.
Since I had already finished the work I had to do in advance, no one would be looking for us either.
Carrying Gapsun, who had her arms wrapped around my shoulders with her eyes tightly shut, I sat down on the ground.
After that, I sat cross-legged and placed Gapsun right on top of my lap.
Looking at her like this, she really is tiny.
"Umm... Can't we start with jeobsun first?"
Jeobsun.
What was called a kiss in modern times was what Gapsun wanted.
It seems she wanted to slowly ease her feelings with jeobsun rather than jumping straight into foreplay or the main act.
"Of course. Open your mouth."
"..."
Beeee...
At my words, Gapsun squeezed her eyes shut and opened her mouth just as told.
Her body occasionally trembled, likely due to nervousness. And even drool trickled from between her opened lips.
"Chyuuub...!"
How could I hold back on this?