Lucky, Isn't It?

The face staring back from the mirror belongs to a total stranger—definitely not me. I still can't wrap my head around it, but... it looks like I've ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠been possessed by a character from a novel. And out of all the damn books in the world, it's the zombie apocalypse story Savior of the Apocalypse, straight into the psycho villain Cheongun—the one who gets offed by the protagonist.

I have some idea of what might've caused this... not that it's a stretch. Badmouthing the novel online. If I'd known this was coming, I never would've done it—regret doesn't even begin to cover it...

...But it's not all my fault. In a world where satisfying revenge arcs ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠are king, who wouldn't snap? The protagonist isn't just a pushover—he's a sweet potato-stuffed pushover, the kind that'd make even a judge want to possess someone. Just watching his bullshit would do it.

'Huh? This pisses me off.' Anyone watching that crap might lose it a little and drop some ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠hate comments. I never said shit like "The characters' dialogue screams the author's high school level" or "I slogged through it like charity work, but I can't anymore—I'm out, bye. Take this down, please."

Ha— the more I think about it, the funnier it gets. If you've got the power and time ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠to shove someone into a novel, why not spend it learning to write properly? Bluntly put, is it my fault you wrote like shit?

Whatever. What's done is done—no going back now... So I decided to look on the bright side. 'Huh, so this is what he looks like.' I never realized from reading the novel, but I am pretty damn handsome. Checked it out, and my dick's impressively huge too. The only downside? I'm a bit short... but

who gives a fuck? I can't even remember what I used to look like anyway. Something that trivial? Easy to overlook. Especially on a joyous day like the end of the world.

Shall we have some fun?