If the Food Date Pleases Me, I'll Drop a Million!
If the food date goes well, I'll drop a million! As soon as the viewers clued Lua in that I was a big shot, right after her reaction ended, she curled her lips up like a fox amid her panting breaths.
"Haa... haa... hng..."
Ha, Seo Yena... grinning like that just 'cause I'm tossing money your way? Didn't know you could smile without that vicious edge... Back in the day, her smiles terrified me every time, but now I see she had this pure little smile too. On second thought, that pisses me off even more. Why didn't you ever smile at me like that?
I clenched my fist and glanced at the chat window. What a circus it was.
Ha, shy my ass... That bitch has pride for days—she's just putting on an act, flattering you idiots, and that's why she can't smile for real... The viewers acted like Lua was some super-shy beauty. The Lua I knew... Seo Yena was a monstrous cunt miles away from shy. They all had to be blind as bats. Makes sense, though— to them, she's a newbie camgirl still awkward on stream, seeming like an introverted homebody overflowing with bashfulness since she just started. In reality? A delinquent girl hiding her rotten guts behind a fake smile. Nothing more, nothing less.
Anyway, while I was stewing in the past and fuming, the viewers kept hyping me up as the big donor, and Lua widened her eyes like a calf, scanning the chat to figure things out. With that Is a real whale actually in my room? look, she demurely opened her mouth.
"Oh my... a b-big... big donor...? For real? I don't know much about that stuff, hehehet... Ah, I'll be right back—bathroom break! Don't go anywhere, everyone!"
She said "everyone," but it felt like she was zeroing in on me. Wishful thinking? While Lua was in the bathroom, all the room's attention zeroed in on me.
"Hm..."
I'm not one for showing off—kept it low-key in Ryuna's room—but in Lua's, I needed to flex a bit. That way, she'd pay attention to me and maybe even meet up without the 100k Moon Candy. No way in hell I'd hand this bitch even a single one for free. But I still had to meet her in person... So, show intent to drop some without actually doing it—keep her on the hook.
I started typing for real.
Grateful for the viewer tossing a Ryuna question my way—I flexed as the guy who blasts to Chairman on a good food date. Plus, camgirl rooms hate too much talk about other girls, so it naturally shifted focus to Lua. Enough of that—nobody asking if I'm interested in a food date? Perfect timing with Lua gone—I wanted to drop it casually in chit-chat. And right then, a viewer hit me with exactly what I wanted.
I chuckled to myself and dropped a long reply.
They all backed me up—perfect opening. I slipped in what I wanted.
Loving these viewers. They amplified my angle perfectly like a megaphone. I'd said my piece—now where the hell was Lua? Taking a dump? Speak of the devil: door opened, and she was back.
"Ahaha, sorry everyone! What fun stuff were you chatting about? Oppa Junseo's messages are piling up too? Hohoho."
Did she binge the camgirl gallery or what? Lua was blatantly clocking me now. Reading every one of my chats like she knew I was the whale.
"Food date... if it pleases you, 200k or more?! Hng...♡"
She caught our recent chat, let out a moan, and pondered, eyes half-closed, mentally crunching numbers. The silence didn't last.
"Oppa Shin Junseo seems super trustworthy... Why not, right! But lemme think it over hahahet..."
Testing me back, huh? Hate giving this bitch money, but can't drop zero either. I lightly tossed 3k Moon Candy and typed again.
Shin Junseo has gifted 3,000 Moon Candies!
"Eh? Kyaa♡! No, Oppa Junseo! I'm the grateful one! Lua bows her head—!"
For a measly 3k, she bent over in a belly bow to me. Seeing Seo Yena's crown so easily? That one move alone was pure bliss. Can't wait to make her dance and bow IRL while tossing cash. But rushing kills the whale vibe. After that, I lurked quietly, only replying when Lua directly asked me stuff.
"Oppa Shin Junseo, what's your favorite food?"
"Oppa Shin Junseo, what's your hobby?"
"Oppa's ideal type? Heehee."
Lots of pointless questions just to build rapport. Then Lua dug up a dark memory.
"But Oppa Shin Junseo... is that your real name?"
"..."
No reason to hide it.
"For real? Such a cool name! Sounds so classy~ That's why you use it as your nick too, right? Kyarr~♡"
"Hey, Shin Junseo! What a trash name. Shin fucking Junseo—what kinda retard name is that? Who named you? Oh right, you're an orphan? Kekekek."
Lua's words and Seo Yena's old taunts echoed in my head. She'd mocked my name as garbage, rubbing in my orphan pain—now it's classy and cool?
This fucking bitch...
Tap tap tap.
Hoping for a pang of guilt, but Lua barreled on without a hitch, no recognition.
"Yes?! Who... who was that bad pers... no, that bad person? So mean. Right, everyone? How could they trash such a handsome, well-made name... It pisses me off too, Oppa! People who call names trash need a beating! I'd make 'em grovel dogeza in front of you! Wait, what's dogeza! I'd make 'em crawl between your legs!"
"..."
Lua flattering me with bullshit she didn't mean. It only fueled my rage. If she felt any guilt, she'd have hesitated at my story. But no... Lua, Seo Yena just eyed the Moon Candy like it was someone else's problem.
Mood soured. Staying longer risked blowing up. I dropped one heavy line and dipped.
The Seo Yena I knew wouldn't pass on that. Prideful as hell— a million? No way she'd let it go.
And I was right. Not even an hour later, Lua DM'd me. Even hand-wrote her number.
—Lua who wants Oppa's love♡
"..."
Yeah, I'll love you up real good, Lua. No, Yena.
I smacked my lips like a maniac, all alone.