Prologue: I Thought God Had Cursed Me with Misery Alone
I'd always figured God had it in for me, saddling me with nothing but bad luck. Dumped as a newborn baby, wrapped in a pristine white cloth on the orphanage doorstep. Bullied relentlessly through school, which turned me into a total introverted loser with zero family or even a single friend to my name. That was my miserable, rock-bottom life.
But apparently, it was all just a frog crouching low before its mighty leap.

"Kyaa~ Oppa Jun-seo donated 50,000 Moon Cakes again!!! Love you sooo much~ Muah muah♡! Oh, but today we're doing a special—another 50k and you can snag a food date.. though that's probably too much to ask, right? Heehee."
The camgirl was practically squealing with delight, cooing my username—the one she'd coined from my real name. And a food date...?
Me... with a girl that gorgeous...?
Stuff like food dates and drink dates—I'd only ever heard about them, and my curiosity had always been off the charts. Fuck it. Time to bag myself a camgirl. I topped up my Moon Cakes right then and there.