Chapter 9
Translator: True Detective
Chapter 9
2. Star Wars (5)
To start with the conclusion, I actually had no intention of committing the heinous crime of cutting off the screening of 「Star Wars 5」 in the middle.
If I were to look for the cause of this situation, I was too hasty.
It was true that my body got much better than before and mana returned due to mana sponsorship, but my physical condition was still far from being called normal.
Although the ‘Memory Video Player’ is an artifact that doesn't consume large amounts of mana, I had it turned on for over an hour, so it was inevitable that it would strain my body.
“By now the viewers must be in an uproar....”
After raising expectations to the max, the screening was cut off just 1 minute after the movie started.
In all probability, wouldn't they have entered phase 2 berserk pattern with their heads half-spun?
Because I know it well too.
What the method to make people angriest in the world is.
The first is to stop talking in the middle.
And the second is....
"....."
Hmm, thinking about it again, although it's not my fault, I do feel a bit sorry.
‘Is there by any chance a way to check the viewers' current reactions?’
Thinking carefully, I remember seeing a chat like this before starting the broadcast of 「Star Wars 4」.
A chat saying that this platform has a gallery where viewers can freely write posts.
“Let's see.... Is it perhaps this?”
Click.
As I clicked the button, a small amount of mana was consumed and the screen of the homepage changed immediately.
From a streaming platform where streamers broadcast to a community where many people laugh and chat.
And.
“...Huh?”
Normally, the Dimensional Gallery would have been a community symbolizing the prosperity of the site called 'Trans-Dimensional Streaming'.
But that place was currently transformed into a radioactive zone no less than Chernobyl or Hiroshima.
Suspicious spam posts filling the entire gallery.
There was no need to guess who they were.
Because they were the 300-strong suicide squad who escaped the beast cage after losing their minds after the screening of 「Star Wars 5」 was cancelled.
“...Don't tell me is this my fault?”
Naturally, I couldn't help but feel a certain sense of guilt seeing the gallery in this mess.
Actually, considering the entire Dimensional Gallery, the number 300 was just a handful.
After all, isn't the Dimensional Gallery a site where all kinds of species from all dimensions gather?
Among them, the number 300 would probably not even be a handful.
But if it's not 300 harmless viewers but 300 beasts who lost their reason, the story changes somewhat.
Should I say the current situation is that the beasts who lost their reason are indiscriminately carpet-bombing the metropolis ignoring the Geneva Convention?
And as always, in chaotic times, heroes trying to suppress such chaos appear.
You filled 3 pages with spam already because of that mere movie
Are you really crazy bastards
Then where on earth should I relieve my heart full of sorrow for not being able to watch 「Star Wars 5」???
Machine Civilization retard bastards just try showing yourselves writing posts in the gallery from now on
Ow seriously
However, sadly, the heroes trying to suppress the chaos were being pushed back in instantaneous firepower, so they weren't able to exert much strength.
Like this, because I didn't screen 「Star Wars 5」 due to lack of mana, a huge aftermath was raging in the entire gallery.
Anyway, since innocent citizens were suffering damage because of my original sin, I felt the necessity to end the chain of hatred around here.
For reference, the method I came up with is-
It is exactly to throw a bait that can calm down the 300 suicide squad members.
First, I sincerely apologize for the inconvenience caused to the viewers due to a certain accident during my broadcast.
All of this was a sad accident where the operation of the 'Memory Video Player' stopped as my mana was exhausted in the middle, but.
Acknowledging the fact that some responsibility for the series of events lies with me, I prepared a small event as a meaning of apology.
It is exactly to guess what the ending or twist of 「Star Wars 5」 is based on the content of 「Star Wars 4」.
If there is someone who guesses most closely, I will give 10 cup noodles and 1 box of the most popular beverage on Earth through dimensional delivery service.
And I will give the privilege to watch 「Star Wars 5」 first.
I ask for a lot of interest and participation from the viewers.
Simultaneously with me posting the announcement like that, comments started running at a terrifying speed below it.
“...Elf already uploaded a prediction post?”
The moment I read that comment, I felt somewhat dumbfounded.
No, it's only been about 10 minutes since I uploaded that announcement, but already?
The Elf they speak of must be ‘BestSpeciesInTheUniverseElf’ who had a record of appearing in my broadcast several times.
Suddenly feeling curious, I read the prediction post written by ‘BestSpeciesInTheUniverseElf’.
Uh it's Big Sis.
To speak from the main point, the identity of the twist of 「Star Wars 5」 seems too obvious.
As this Big Sis thought about it rolling her 530,000 IQ grey brain cells, there was only one element that could give a twist to the viewers who watched 「Star Wars 4」.
That is exactly... the twist that the Black Knight who killed protagonist Luke's master in 「Star Wars 4」 was actually the protagonist's family!
Probably the identity of the Black Knight is Luke's biological dad or a female sibling separated when young?
At this rate aren't the 10 cup noodles and Earth-made beverage the Room Manager put up as prizes this Big Sis's???
Big Sis has to prepare hot water to put in cup noodles from now on so don't comment if possible
And the 1st place prize is already decided so don't mess around commenting prediction posts for nothing got it??? Lolol
"....."
Like that, ‘BestSpeciesInTheUniverseElf’'s prediction post disappeared into the darkness receiving tremendous downvote baptism.
Personally, it was truly... a regrettable thing.