Chapter 49
Translator: True Detective
## Chapter 49
**10. You May Cry (6)**
The new game Cup Noodle-Zwa released to all dimensions, TCG.
And the majority of people who played this directly ended up receiving a massive shock incomparable to anything until now.
“T-This can't be....”
“I-It's fun! It's frustrating, but Earth-made games are damn fun this time too, damn it!”
Although 「My Creation」 and 「Dystopia 9999」, which are not an exaggeration to call Earth-made AAA games, were already released to all dimensions.
Even so, the gamers of all dimensions, far from stopping their admiration while playing TCG, were rather showing a reaction as if it was even more amazing.
The reason was extremely simple.
“It wasn't a game made with cutting-edge technology like 「My Creation」 or 「Dystopia 9999」, but it was possible to develop such a fun game using only cards?”
“Damn it.... Like this, we can't even spit out excuses like we did in the past, right?”
It was so.
Because as Cup Noodle-Zwa announced the game called TCG to all dimensions, he had practically proven it.
The reason Earth's culture is so superior was not because of reasons like scientific technology being more developed than other dimensions.
Look.
Aren't Earthlings giving us such amazing joy with just cards that are scattered in any dimension?
Anyway, TCG using the medium of 'cards' was accepted by them much faster than other games.
As a result, within Trans-Dimensional Streaming, TCG was driving an enormous topic of conversation to an unprecedented degree until now.
FORUM POSTS
[There's a rumor that if you pick the third pack from the back when doing pack opening, rare cards come out well, is that fr true?]
[If you think 「White-Eyed Blue Dragon」 <---- is a fucking pathetic JOAT card that gets robbed by 「Man-Eating Bug」 upvote lololol]
[Dropping a story about almost getting slapped while using a Torture Deck when dueling with a friend...ssul]
A mini gallery was created just two days after TCG was released, and even at this moment, all kinds of tips and chitchats were going back and forth all over the Dimensional Gallery.
Of course, it absolutely wasn't that only good words of blessing went back and forth.
FORUM POST
Title: No fuck Cup Noodle-Zwa why on earth did you put such a fucking trash card like 「Knight of Steel」 in the packs???- Fuck how is the effect ‘Destroys Enhancement Card’ lololol
Is having this attached as an effect a joke or what lololol
COMMENTS
User: Uh-huh Cup Noodle-Zwa has to make money too
User: Because a guy like you pulled that card, someone else pulled a rare card yeah
User: ↳ That is exactly what the balance of the world is...
User: ↳ Thank you I love you thanks to you I ate a rare card lololol
User: But honestly there are too many cards with retarded effects in the packs
User: ↳ That's actually better, 「Knight of Steel」 is practically the same as having no effect
User: ↳ A true strongman traditionally doesn't use tools... If 「Knight of Steel」 has a sin, it's only the sin of being strong...
User: ↳ You've opened your eyes come to the Martial Artist Gallery
Because, out of the 5 cards that come out from pack opening, 4 were practically no different from firewood.
A card like 「Knight of Steel」 that destroys an enhancement card as soon as it's equipped to itself was worthy of being its representative runner.
But well, honestly this much could be called within the acceptable range.
Because there had to be these trash cards in the packs for the joy of pulling a rare card to become even greater.
Excluding such minor noises happening, TCG could be said to be cruising very smoothly across all dimensions.
That must have been why.
FORUM POST
Title: Fuck lololol A notice popped up on Cup Noodle-Zwa's channel saying he's holding a tournament to determine the strongest TCG player across all dimensions lololol- It's not unemployed bum bastards whispering with their brain-fictions in the gallery, but the official directly declaring a World Cup lololol
Absolutely cannot endure this lololol
COMMENTS
User: Kya Cup Noodle-Zwa as expected the man who always provides us with dopamine
User: ↳ I worship you... Great Noodle-Zwa
User: First of all I don't know about anything else but I'm damn joyful because it seems all the disabled bastards blindly sucking off specific decks will be annihilated after this tournament ends lolol
User: Through this tournament it will be revealed how much of a Ji-gang-deck the 「Slumbering One」 deck is *shiver*
User: ↳ Bullshitting really lolololol
User: ↳ Fuck how do you gather all 5 pieces of limbs and torso in an actual battle lololol
User: ↳ The protagonist of 「King of Duels」 gathered them all from episode 1 though???
User: ↳ That's a story in the anime you retard lololol In reality your skull gets smashed first before you gather all the limbs lolol
When the news that a duel tournament was being held on Seo-jin's channel was heard, gallery users couldn't hide their excited signs.
Traditionally, humans are a World Cup species crazy about ranking each other.
But beyond the level of one city, one country.
They intend to determine who the ‘Strongest’ is across all dimensions?
Even just up to here was enough to make everyone's heart grand but.
It seemed Seo-jin was determined to make all fans and haters go crazy in this place today.
CHAT LOG
Viewer: Guys the woman standing over there isn't she the Martial Arts Alliance Leader???
Viewer: The Heavenly Demon is standing on the opposite side though???
Viewer: Those two are going to fight head-on not with martial arts but with a duel???
Viewer: Haha... The day has finally come for Alliance Leader-nim to defeat the evil Demonic Cult Leader...
Viewer: ↳ Orthodox Faction boomer bastard prepare for your Alliance Leader to get beaten like a dog today lol
The reproduction of the Orthodox-Demonic Great War suddenly realized in a corner of the ‘Subspace Shop’, not the Martial Arts dimension.
CHAT LOG
Viewer: Don't tell me the things they're wearing on their forearms... isn't that...?
Viewer: Duel Disk? Fuck is it really a Duel Disk???
Viewer: That thing coming out in 「King of Duels」??? Is this a true story???
By what means he reproduced it, up to the ‘Duel Disk’ used by the characters in 「King of Duels」 every time they dueled!
CHAT LOG
Viewer: So does it mean you fr feel something like pain if directly attacked by a monster like in the anime???
Viewer: ↳ Yeah Cup Noodle-Zwa explained that physical pain could occur although it's very weak
Viewer: ↳ That's why he made participants sign a memo right before starting the duel tournament just now lololol So they wouldn't complain about it later lololol
Viewer: ↳ Fuck truly legendary lololol
Viewer: Shadow Duel lololol
Viewer: Earthlings fuck they make anime well and games well but they even created a Duel Disk??? Do they really even have a limit???
Viewer: This must also be the grace of the great Earthlings...
Actually, it wasn't Earthlings but the transcendent power of the Point Shop that realized the 'Duel Disk' from the anime but.
Honestly speaking, why would something like that matter.
The important thing is only one.
The fact that the duel happening in front of their eyes has become dozens of times more fun than before!
Right around the time the majority of viewers were thinking this ‘Dimensional Strongest Cup Duel’ was the most unprecedented among the events Cup Noodle-Zwa had held so far.
'Finally this moment has come.'
The noble young lady ‘Ren’ who participated with the qualification of the strongest in the Empire, that is, the Empress also felt her heart pounding loudly.
Looking here, looking there, it's only strongmen.
High-level Duelists possessing much greater skills than the Baron she overwhelmingly crushed in the salon!
However-
'At the same time that is all. They can never be Us's opponent.'
After calmly observing the duels happening among them.
The Empress's instinct as a Duelist was telling her like this.
In front of the powerful strength of the deck she constructed, their decks would be smashed to pieces in an instant.
Furthermore, didn't her deck get greatly strengthened due to adding newly released cards a while ago!
'The linkage of 「Black Magician」 and his disciple, 「Black Magician Girl」.... A deck that can stop this does not exist on earth!'
How much time passed like that.
The duels of small fries like a Dragon or the Guardian of the World Tree ended.
The time for the duel between herself and Cup Noodle-Zwa, which the Empress had eagerly anticipated so much, came.
*Click.*
After equipping the Duel Disk on her left arm, she quietly opened her mouth towards Seo-jin standing opposite her.
“Jin-nim. So, did you do the 'preparation' I asked for last time?”
“...You mean that request of wanting to fight head-on with the deck I used on Earth?”
“Yes.”
As the Empress nodded her head without an inch of hesitation, Seo-jin let out a deep sigh and said.
“...It's a bit awkward to say this with my own mouth, but you will regret it?”
“It's fine. Traditionally, a duel is an unspoken conversation happening between two players. If many conversations go back and forth between each other within the duel, wouldn't there be something left just from that?”
“...Umm.”
A conversation between each other.
By the way.
Since your turn won't come in the first place, how can we have a conversation?
But since the opponent hopes to have a conversation that much, Seo-jin decided to bestow final mercy.
“I will yield the first turn. Will you go first?”
“No. Jin, you go first. Because my 「Black Magician」 deck became explosively stronger due to the pack released a while ago. If someone like me even took the first turn, wouldn't it be too advantageous for me?”
“....”
Well, if you really want that.
“Then I will take the first turn. My turn, first I will activate the Mystery Card, 「Nightmare's Choice」.”
“...「Nightmare's Choice」?”
For a moment, the White Lotus Cult Leader, who was silently watching their duel, unintentionally flinched her body.
「Nightmare's Choice」.
A while ago, it was one of the trash cards she threw away on the street saying it was useless when she was doing pack openings.
A card that chooses five desired cards from the deck, puts the card the opponent selected into the hand, and discards the remaining 4 to the graveyard.
It might look good at a glance, but since the opponent chooses the card brought from the deck, wasn't it a card that ultimately inflicts a loss on oneself!
“...Hmm. I don't really know what you're thinking, but I will discard all other cards to the graveyard except for the 「Knight of Steel」 you brought.”
Look.
The woman called Ren also ended up sending 4 monsters including 'Library' to the graveyard in exchange for handing Cup Noodle-Zwa the trash called 「Knight of Steel」.
However, Seo-jin, as if that was also what he expected, rather chuckled and summoned the 「Knight of Steel」 he just brought onto the field.
And-
“Equipping the Enhancement Card, 「Butterfly Dagger - Elma」 to 「Knight of Steel」.”
“...What?”
For a moment, everyone present in this place ended up making a dumbfounded expression.
It makes sense, that reason is exactly-
*Crack-!*
Because the monster called 「Knight of Steel」 had an absurd effect of destroying an enhancement card when it is equipped to it.
Naturally, the 「Butterfly Dagger - Elma」 Seo-jin equipped was also destroyed and sent to the graveyard.
“...Are you perhaps joking right now?”
“No? I am extremely serious?”
Seo-jin spoke while retrieving the 「Butterfly Dagger - Elma」 which has the effect of 'Returns to the hand when destroyed.' again.
“By the way Ren-nim, wasn't there anything you felt watching the situation just now?”
“...Yes?”
“Even though I equipped an enhancement card to 「Knight of Steel」, 「Butterfly Dagger - Elma」 returned to my hand again right. I'm asking if you know what this means.”
“...???”
What did that just now mean?
Isn't it just... something without any meaning?
Since even if he equips 「Butterfly Dagger - Elma」 to 「Knight of Steel」 again, that situation will just repeat infinitely anyway?
Watching the Empress floating question marks above her head, he ended up chuckling.
Has she still not noticed what the developing situation is like?
If so well... she has to get hit right?
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