Chapter 28
Translator: True Detective
## Chapter 28
**7. Dystopia Outlaw (2)**
To look at Earth's history for a moment here.
On Earth, the anime called 「Dystopia Outlaw」 had a record of being screened with all 10 episodes released on a platform called Webflix.
Despite knowing that fact well, Seo-jin committed a truly atrocious atrocity of airing only 5 episodes out of the anime consisting of 10 episodes in total.
The reason Seo-jin committed such an act, which would not be lacking even if called a crime against humanity, was extremely simple.
‘Because I think that would be more fun.’
Of course, it absolutely didn't mean it was fun to watch the viewers going crazy because they couldn't watch the next episode.
‘Originally, an appropriate tantalizing taste makes anime or novels more fun, you know?’
It's not for nothing that cartoonists or novelists use the terrifying forbidden art called the *Cliffhanger Demonic Art* even knowing it's dangerous.
Just when the work is about to get fun.
Just when attention is focused on how the protagonist will navigate this situation in the future.
If the words ‘to be Continued’ suddenly pop up in front of your eyes.
How many people in the world would be able to resist the urge to log into the gallery right now and shitpost about the related topic?
Like this, Seo-jin thought he used appropriate strategies and tactics to make 「Dystopia Outlaw」 a bit more of a hit in the gallery.
The price for using a forbidden art like *Edo Tensei* returned in a very horrific form.
Viewers who watched 「Dystopia Outlaw」 up to episode 5 in the gallery generally showed this kind of reaction.
CHAT LOG
Viewer: Huh...? I watched all up to episode 5 but the story hasn't ended...?
Viewer: Room Manager this is a surprise show right??? You're gonna play episode 6 in a bit right??? Right???
Denial.
CHAT LOG
Viewer: Room Manager this son of a bitch really has no business ethics lolololol
Viewer: YoumustrespectmeIhavesponsoredyousinceyoufirstturnedonthebroadcastandIamafondlistenerwhoboughtthreecopiesofMyCreationforplayingforsponsoringandforproselytizing...
Anger.
CHAT LOG
Viewer: Room Manager I won't ask for much please just play episode 6... Yeah...?
Viewer: I will do as much sponsorship, promotional posts, and popular post manipulation as you want so please just play a little more...
Bargaining.
CHAT LOG
Viewer: Ha... Fuck...
Viewer: To think I have to wait a week to see David and Lucy kissing sweetly together, it's like a dog *spit*~~~ *Ptooey*~~~!
Viewer: ↳ The main wife is Karen but sweetly with Lucy what lolol
Depression.
However, regrettably, people only stopped at the stage of depression and couldn't think of moving on to the stage of acceptance.
No, rather, after regressing to the stage of anger, they were setting fire to the entire gallery furiously.
FORUM POST
Title: ??? : Outlaw? That's just one of the countless cultural contents we have though???- A person from Earth says you are worried because only up to episode 5 of 「Dystopia Outlaw」 was released???
Then you can just enjoy other cultural contents right???
For example, the original game of 「Dystopia Outlaw」, 「Dystopia 9999」 or
「Soccer Management」, 「My Creation」 creation mods
If not that, isn't it enough to just watch movies like 「Star Wars 1, 2, 3」?
But why on earth are aliens throwing a fit because they couldn't watch after episode 5 of 「Dystopia Outlaw」???
As an Earthling, I really don't understand...
Upvotes: 3 / Downvotes: 24083
COMMENTS
User: Lolololol
User: Fr if you don't have bread you can just drink elixir lololol
User: Earthlings must not understand clinging only to 「Outlaw」 when there are so many things to enjoy in the world... Yeah
User: We are sorry for being primitive people living in a culturally savage dimension Earthling Big Bros *sob*
User: ↳ Big Bro?? Whose permission to call Big Bro from now on just comfortably call Master
User: ↳ Fr lolololol
FORUM POST
Title: My younger sister is sick... please help just once...- My younger sister who just became an adult caught an incurable disease...
Lying on the sickbed she says she's okay but it's too pitiful seeing her dying day by day...
But one day she said this.
‘Big Bro... I want to watch 「Outlaw」 to the end right today...’
The moment I heard those words a heavy shock *Bang!* hit my head.
I couldn't refuse as this might become my younger sister's last wish.
Eventually, after answering ‘Yes’ with a trembling voice, I access the gallery like this and leave a post.
Cup Noodle-Zwa, I beg you. Please help.
Because maybe my younger sister might recover again...
I miss my active younger sister's appearance in the past so much...
Upvotes: 7410 / Downvotes: 296
COMMENTS
User: Hey fuck you surprised me you son of a bitch lolol
User: So is your younger sister pretty???
User: ↳ I heard she's a Half-Elf beautiful girl who was a Main Manager...
User: ↳ She got sick while usually going around deleting tactical nuke shit pics unpaid so it's her own fault
User: Gasp this is a big trouble seems you have to play episode 6 of 「Outlaw」 right away... Yeah...
User: ↳ Fr they say it's the younger sister's last wish if you don't play it you're really not a human bastard...
User: Fact) Since yesterday gallery users extorted 5,000 mana from mom and threatened not to sponsor or to leave the room and get a job but he absolutely didn't play it peace out
User: ↳ Wouldn't it be that he didn't listen because that's a good thing my friend...?
User: ↳ Lolololol
Actually, besides these, posts setting fire to the gallery related to 「Outlaw」 were literally too many to count.
Because victims who fell into *Qi Deviation* due to Seo-jin's Heavenly Demon Divine Art... no, *Cliffhanger Demonic Art* were scattered all over the dimensions.
However.
COMMENTS
User: I am a youth in his 20s and my peers all like Cup Noodle-Zwa
User: Honestly for a short-lived species he is an amazing youth so let's be understanding a bit^^
User: I heard from somewhere that the ones saying things to Cup Noodle-Zwa are all competitor streamers
User: ↳ Game over. Arrest them all.
User: ↳ Grandpa why are you shielding Cup Noodle-Zwa so much... are you perhaps doing part-time job or something???
User: ↳ I, am a bright nineteen year old this year. Much younger. Than stale you. Go out and earn money. You bastard.
User: ↳ Lolololol
User: ↳ Bright nineteen is acknowledged lolololol
The reason is unknown, but those using strangely old-fashioned tones were going around shielding Seo-jin indiscriminately.
COMMENTS
User: What are those old fart bastards lololol
User: Fuck I thought I accessed a cyber nursing home today not Dimensional Gallery
User: ↳ Lolololol
User: No but what's damn fascinating is looking at their tone a few seem like young people but overall gives a strangely old feeling lololol
User: Don't tell me are they old long-lived species??? For them even a few hundred-year-old grandpa is just a baby
User: ↳ Bullshit lolol This bastard doesn't know how strong the pride of long-lived species is lololol
User: ↳ Fr long-lived species bastards absolutely don't do things like comment part-time jobs no matter how much money you give you bastard lololol
User: Fuck then what on earth is the identity of those bastards
User: Since Cup Noodle-Zwa is the only Earthling in Trans-Dimensional Streaming there's no way they are Earthlings...
User: ↳ Fr I am damn curious what their identity is lolol
A mysterious secret society protecting Seo-jin like a baby bird without reason or context.
Their identity is none other than—
“Hmm, Guardian-nim.”
“Yes, Elder-nim.”
“So... is it okay if I write comments about the human called Jin in this way?”
“Yes, that's correct. You are doing very excellent.”
“Haha, don't mention it. If it is Guardian-nim's request, I must grant it naturally.”
It was so.
Their identity was none other than the Elf Comment Brigade!
Elena, who was always monitoring the public opinion of the Dimensional Gallery vigilantly, couldn't endure criticism flowing out against Seo-jin because of 「Outlaw」.
That's why she utilized the Elves who were playing and eating in the village, making them write shield posts for Seo-jin.
Of course, no matter how much Elena is the Guardian of the Dimension, she had no right to subject Elves to the ‘pain of forced conscription’.
If the ‘World Tree is a Big Tree’ project she was conducting secretly was completed, it would have been fully possible, but that was something that needed a little more time.
That's why Elena craved an answer to this situation from the ‘One and Only God’ she serves—
‘Hmm, so you mean rather than sweet food, I should recommend an item useful when persuading Elves?’
‘Yes, that's correct. Master.’
‘...No, I told you not to call me God last time but this time you call me Master. Anyway, I have a good idea.’
‘A good idea?’
‘As far as I know, Elves have incredibly long lifespans compared to humans, so there are quite a lot of them older than humans, right?’
‘Yes? Well, generally that's true but.’
Actually, not to that extent, but an Elf child was at a level older than a decent human elderly person.
‘Actually, there are foods preferred by the elderly on Earth you know? How about utilizing those?’
And—
“Haha, Guardian-nim. These are exactly the tributes that human called Cup Noodle-Zwa sent us, right?”
“...Yes, that is correct.”
Actually it wasn't a ‘tribute’ but a ‘royal gift’ though.
In her heart, she wanted to slap the mouth of that insolent Elf mercilessly and engrave the dignity of God fully inside it.
To plan a great enterprise in the future, Elena swallowed the humiliation of this moment into her heart.
“It's savory! Too savory! How can such a deep taste come from candy?”
“One, I will eat just one more! It's too delicious!”
“Ehey, this Elf! You said you'd eat only one but you already gobbled up ten!”
“This red bean flavored dessert is amazing too! To think such a dessert existed in the world?”
“To think it's a dessert looking similar to the chocolate humans make, but with a much deeper taste! Heo-eo!”
“To casually produce these kinds of foods on Earth... Earth is a truly amazing dimension.”
“For a dimension where short-lived species live, should we say it's a place worth acknowledging at least.”
Incredibly fascinatingly, from young Elves to old Elders, there was no one who didn't show favor towards the 'tributes' Seo-jin sent.
That's why they were willingly going around the entire gallery helping to shield Seo-jin.
‘Honestly, I also think it tastes good but....’
Even so, to Elena and Seris who received 'baptism' from her, cup noodles or cola, or Mont Blanc felt tastier.
Maybe because she and Seris are still baby Elves only 500 years old.
‘By the way, how did God know the fact that our Elves would go crazy for those foods?’
The names of those foods were definitely-
‘Red Ginseng Candy, and Sweet Red Bean Jelly (*Yeon-yang-gaeng*) right?’
As expected, unlike a tree that can't even speak, the wisdom He possesses has no limits.
Like that, Elena's faith in Seo-jin was deepening further today as well.
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