Chapter 14
Translator: True Detective
Chapter 14
4. Is This Real? (2)
The twist of 「Star Wars 5」, known as the most shocking twist in movie history.
Commonly known as ‘I am your father.’
However, it is said that recent MZ generations, whose heads haven't even dried of blood yet, show this reaction even after seeing this shocking twist.
‘Hmm, is it to that extent.’
Well, it was the kind of remark that fans of the 「Star Wars」 series or Martial Arts Old Farts would likely suffer Qi Deviation upon hearing.
Actually, looking from their perspective, it's not a remark that is completely incomprehensible.
Because in the 21st century, clichés like [Shock! The final boss of whatever work is actually our dad or mom?! Pew pew!] have become too abundant.
Without needing to go far, don't Korean makjang dramas, or works where they threaten elderly people that they won't pay national pension if they don't lose in a duel, also have such clichés?
But we must not forget.
The time when 「Star Wars 5」 was released was none other than the 1980s.
A time when not only smartphones but even the existence of KakaoTalk was absent, leaving it still a mystery how on earth people could set meeting times and places to meet.
In that era, such a twist was literally beyond fresh; it was at the level of reciting the line ‘Harsh, so harsh’ after smacking people on the back of their heads.
Even the hardcore gamers of the 1980s, when the medium called movies was popularized to some extent, received such a shock.
Then, what reaction will the fresh newbies, who know nothing about movies, show after watching 「Star Wars 5」?
And I was currently watching clearly with my own eyes what that result was.
- When the teacher asked about the person we respect
All the children used to say dad, archmage, sword saint, etc.
I said quietly-
「Director Lucas, and Cup Noodle-Zwa」
Teacher: "Child, who are they? Are they perhaps great figures?"
Ah- do they not know
Everywhere, there are only half-baked humans
Me: "They are figures who produced 「Star Wars」... and introduced it to us..."
Teacher: "Really? You respect truly amazing people!"
It was a face admiring me.
It makes sense, because if it weren't for them, we wouldn't have seen the masterpiece called 「Star Wars」 in our lives.
In 「Star Wars 5」 the protagonist gets beaten by the Empire all day long
I'm revealing the spoiler in the title beforehand so many people won't be too surprised when watching the movie like me
It's an action done with pure intention hoping no more victims like me appear because of evil Earthlings, so no need to thank me specifically
Then bye
That's right.
The Dimensional Gallery had already transformed into a battlefield.
There are only two kinds of people still breathing in this battlefield.
Those who try to inform others of the twist of 「Star Wars 5」 somehow, and those who desperately pretend not to know while closing their eyes as much as possible.
However, as human history itself proves, in this kind of fight originally, the defending side was overwhelmingly at a disadvantage compared to the attacking side.
I plan to continue spoiling in the future as well
I will continue until there is no one left in this world who doesn't know this twist.
Su-jeok-seok-cheon (Dripping water hollows out stone), I believe in the saying that dripping water pierces a rock.
Today I intend to plant a tiny seed here.
And I will wait.
Because even if one tries to avoid spoilers somehow by setting blocked keywords etc., there was no method other than turning off the gallery in an environment where Lurkers like this are swarming.
‘It's fun.’
Of course, it meant a battlefield to the natives of other dimensions, but to me, the current Dimensional Gallery was nothing more than a place giving comfort as much as my house's bathroom.
It makes sense, because it's been long since I watched all six episodes of the original series of 「Star Wars」, so there is no twist I don't know.
Anyway, examining the posts with a somewhat leisurely expression without worry of being exposed like other gallery users, I could discover one interesting fact.
The element currently burning the gallery is none other than the shocking twist of 「Star Wars 5」 itself.
But the viewers who actually watched 「Star Wars 5」 in my broadcast were arguing not about the development that the Black Knight was the protagonist's father, but about another issue.
No I naturally thought the heroine of this movie was the Princess
Seeing ‘that scene’ in the latter half of this 「Star Wars 5」 I really thought my speech was robbed
Oi, Princess
From 「Star Wars 4」 descriptions that the Princess likes freedom continued to appear
So maybe this time in episode 5 she came to flirt with the Mercenary who has a somewhat vagabond-like image
But the point to keep in mind is that in 「Star Wars 4」 too the Princess already showed a strange current with the protagonist
And looking at the movie overall, there is no one else to become the protagonist's lover other than the Princess
What is the conclusion?
In the sequel, the Princess has no choice but to become the heroine unconditionally
If you want to see the protagonist and Princess getting together at the very end of the series giving birth to kids and living happily click upvote otherwise downvote
It was so.
Currently, the viewers were engaging in an in-depth discussion about the issue of who on earth the Princess, who can be called the heroine of the movie called 「Star Wars」, ends up with.
“Umm.”
Naturally, watching that scene, I couldn't help but feel somewhat disturbed.
Love line controversy is a controversy that occurs unconditionally regardless of which work's fandom it is, so leaving that aside.
The protagonist and the Princess ending up together in the ending part is something that cannot be.
No matter what, we can't make the bloodline of the Void Treading family into a dog pedigree, right?
'Anyway, it's a good time.'
Although they are aliens residing in other dimensions, it is truly a joyful thing that the fandom has revived even in this way.
Because currently on Earth, 「Star Wars」 fandoms cannot exert much strength.
It makes sense, because after that damn episode 7 was released, the series called 「Star Wars」 was literally completely smashed—
'…Ugh?'
For a moment, a 'non-existent memory' brushing past my head.
The movie called 「Star Wars」 ended at episode 6, and no movie was released after that.
And I also had no plan to screen after episode 6 in the broadcast.
But 「Star Wars 7, 8, 9」?
Such movies... never existed from the beginning, right...?