Chapter 11
Translator: True Detective
Chapter 11
3. Earth's Culture is Number One in the Dimensions (2)
If you are a person who has done community activities even a little, you would know well.
Topics that all users within a community take interest in are bound to be extremely rare.
Because community users are essentially humans who think that the place called community is their own diary.
Even if a sentence saying ‘Posts not fitting the gallery topic may be deleted.’ is written clearly in the notice, posts like ‘This is my wife.jpg’ or ‘I'm 30 years old and single since birth, is my life ruined??’ come up every single day, so what more explanation is needed?
However, the fact that the average of gallery users is like this can also be interpreted in this sense.
If people who really use the gallery are sincerely immersed in a certain topic and burning the gallery entirely.
That topic must mean something that monopolizes interest from many people in the true sense.
Yes, so roughly like this.
It's Hyung.
First of all, I can never reveal who Hyung is (if I reveal it, it will be a spoiler for the idiots who couldn't guess the content of 「Star Wars 5」).
I'll just reveal in advance that Hyung was ‘chosen’ in this event.
Just in case there are bastards saying it's fabricated, I'm attaching evidence beforehand lol
[Hello, I am Earthling streamer Choi Seo-jin. No other reason but to deliver the news that ■■■■-nim has won the event related to 「Star Wars 5」 I held this time-]
[Photo of notification that a dimensional leap gift from Choi Seo-jin has arrived in the mailbox]
For reference, not fabricated.
Even if other things can be fabricated, there's no worm who doesn't know that captures related to this site cannot be fabricated right? Lol
For reference, I think everyone knows what the prize Hyung received from Cup Noodle-Zwa is.
[Photo of a plastic bag containing 10 cup noodles at once]
[Photo of 1 box of beverage cans wrapped in vinyl]
[Screenshot of 「Star Wars 5」 advance version video file Seo-jin sent to the mailbox]
10 cup noodles that the Elf ate while making a fuss in Cup Noodle-Zwa's broadcast.
And the black beverage Cup Noodle-Zwa recommended saying it would be super tasty for the first time.
From now on, Hyung plans to leisurely appreciate 「Star Wars 5」 while drinking this along with cup noodles.
Since I have to experience in real-time how amazing Earth-made culture and goods are, I won't take questions.
Envious right?? Lolol
Actually, I didn't have to write a post like this, but I took the time to write it just to make you guys twisted with jealousy lol.
For reference, I respect ‘BestSpeciesInTheUniverseElf’-Zwa very much.
Today too I should sleep watching that person's mad movie lolol
At this point, mentioning ‘BestSpeciesInTheUniverseElf’ is a superstar move itself that drives both fans and antis crazy simultaneously.
On top of that, combined with the cheat key called Earth-made special gift set including cup noodles, the Dimensional Gallery literally exploded.
Thanks to that, this post received over 2000 downvotes and is receiving tremendous love to the point that comments easily exceeded 500.
Dimension ‘Yggdrasil’.
The holy land among holy lands itself where no one can step carelessly, where the World Tree, which is no different from a god to Elves, is located.
And at the top of the holy land, one Elf was living.
An Elf spreading fame as the strongest and most beautiful among Elves existing in the world.
A woman who has lived for over hundreds of years, but because she couldn't find anyone who surpassed her during those years, she is entrusted with the glorious duty of protecting the World Tree.
Guardian, Elena.
But now, she was endlessly murmuring to herself while looking at the translucent screen floating in front of her eyes.
“Fufu, yes. Come on, try posting more malicious comments quickly. Anyway, you guys are in a position where you can't do anything to me other than posting malicious comments!”
“Envious, right? Envious? Of course, you would be envious. Because the only user who won this prediction event and received a gift directly from him is me...!”
“「Star Wars 5」! Cup noodles! And Cola! Fufu, perfect. With this, the fact that there is no gallery user surpassing me, ‘BestSpeciesInTheUniverseElf’, has been proven! Insignificant gallery folks, sooner or later I will dominate all of you!”
It was so.
A status like Guardian of the World Tree is just a superficial position.
Elena's true identity was none other than ‘BestSpeciesInTheUniverseElf’, famous as a vicious troll even within the Dimensional Gallery.
However, that definitely didn't mean she had a dual personality.
She wanted a place where she could lay down the heavy burden of the position of ‘Guardian of the World Tree’ even for a moment.
It was just a common story that the place was exactly the Dimensional Gallery and Trans-Dimensional Streaming.
...Well, although lately, the time Elena spends passionately browsing the gallery as ‘BestSpeciesInTheUniverseElf’ is longer than the time she lives in reality, but who cares.
Anyway, Elena was currently looking with very pleased eyes at the sight of the entire Dimensional Gallery burning furiously due to her gloating post.
However, this was strictly just an appetizer before enjoying the main dish.
The main dish she truly harbored anticipation for was none other than-
“Hmm, then shall I slowly take it out?”
With those words, Elena opened the subspace and took out something.
Water with a dark color to the extent of reminding one of pitch-black darkness.
Since it was a liquid that could never exist in nature originally, an ordinary Elf might have frowned seeing this.
But Elena, looking at that black water, was unintentionally smiling brightly.
Because that black water was exactly the reward Seo-jin sent to ‘BestSpeciesInTheUniverseElf’ as a reward for this event.
“Fufu, he said so. That this black water will present me with a completely different kind of experience from cup noodles....”
Also, to Elena's question about how this black water tastes, Seo-jin answered like this.
Naturally, Elena also knew about carbonated water.
Since natural carbonated water existed on Earth in the first place, it was inevitable that natural carbonated water also existed in this dimension where the World Tree is.
But there was a separate reason why Elena knew well about the taste of carbonated water.
For reference, ‘Dew of the World Tree’ was evaluated as the most delicious liquid in this dimension, and since it couldn't be reproduced by any recipe or magic, it was being called a miracle itself.
...Well, although it tasted worse than cup noodles, in the first place, that's food and this side is liquid.
Seo-jin, who heard such an explanation from Elena, nodded and said.
- If you say advantages?
- That is exactly... the point that you can drink as much as you want without any worry.
- ...Yes?
That is right.
The liquid Seo-jin gave her was Cola, and not just Cola but Zero Cola!
‘Unbelievable. Sweet food that doesn't make you gain weight even if you eat it! Just how far has Earth's technology reached?’
The World Tree, which Elves serve as a god, presented them with a miracle called ‘Dew of the World Tree’, but.
Even if it's the Dew of the World Tree, eventually it's food within the providence of nature, so one is bound to gain weight if they eat a lot.
But a sweet beverage that never makes you gain weight no matter how much you drink to your heart's content?
Isn't this side rather more like a beverage created by a god than the Dew of the World Tree?
Seo-jin, who pondered something at Elena's question, soon nodded his head.
Because for people who are on a diet at least, Zero Cola is god, and invincible itself.
And Elena understood Seo-jin's words in this way.
‘The Earthlings who made Cola... and Seo-jin-nim... were actually gods...?’
It's been 500 years since she served the World Tree as a god as the Guardian of the Dimension.
Right at this moment, a crack was forming in the faith she held.