The Wizard and the Slime Dungeon (1)
The Wizard and the Slime Dungeon (1)
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"Whoa! Th-the Holy Sword is flying?!"
"Y-Yoo-jin! You're the one doing it, right? Right?!"
The two of them clung to each other again, terrified. Their fear-stricken faces suited them surprisingly well.
I didn't know why this sadistic, insidious urge kept creeping up on me. Was I a pervert?
"Eek!" "Kyaah! Kyahhh!"
I used Multitasking Hands to loop the Holy Sword once around them before retrieving it. This was fun. If the Telekinetic Sword Art existed, it must have felt something like this, right?
"Th-this isn't really a ghost, is it? Right? There are no ghosts, right?"
Afraid of ghosts even in a world where monsters actually existed. Then again, I'd probably have felt terror too if I saw something invisible that I couldn't cut down.
Still, I hadn't expected even Reni to be this scared. Last time in the Undead Dungeon, she'd only been a little flustered at the start and then stayed quite composed.
"Hwah... hhk... uuhhg..."
...Reni was about to cry now. She seemed to have a truly disastrous matchup against anything ghost-like.
"Here, look at this. I'm the one doing it."
I launched the Holy Sword again to electroshock the slime in front of—
[!@#$!%#@!$!@#$!!!!]
[□□□□□▤▤▤▤▣▣▣!!!!]
[┫╈━┥┎┧!!!!]
The Holy Sword threw a fit from just getting near the slime.
[Shut up! Stop it!]
Fine, I got it. You didn't like the electroshock. I couldn't understand why this thing was so picky for a sword. Being an artificial intelligence and still acting like a person all the time was troublesome.
The Holy Sword was making such a racket that I recalled it and used Multitasking Hands to electrocute the slime until it burst.
Now, as long as it was within roughly five meters, I could handle things at range like this. Invisible to the eye, no mess on my clothes. Yeah, a cheat skill like this was why it gobbled up my Golden Ticket. Yeah, I could accept this.
"Hiiiik?! The slime— it just, it just popped by itself?!"
"O-oh Goddess! By Your almighty light, protect me—"
"....I told you, I did it. Let's go now."
Reni was clutching my elbow as if she was scared, and Yuri was holding onto the hem of my clothes.
Ever since we had learned that the slimes deeper inside the dungeon had weak digestive capabilities, the mood had stayed slack like this. I had tested a few more slimes we encountered inside just in case only that first one was an exception, but these things didn't even show aggression, and when I hit them, they just passively took the beating.
Honestly, the atmosphere was so lax I wondered if even kids could come here on a picnic without any problem.
The two of them seemed more frightened when I used Multitasking Hands than when we faced the slimes. Monsters existed in this world, but apparently ghosts were still frightening.
"Here. Look."
"HYYIIK?!" "KYAAAAHH!"
"..."
The two of them recoiled violently when the canteen suddenly popped into existence in midair.
Aside from lacking tactile feedback, Multitasking Hands worked almost like my real hands. I could use my Inventory and skills through them too. I had meant the demonstration to reassure them, but it seemed to have had the opposite effect.
...It was a little pathetic, but it was cute and fun. Was there a way to use this skill as seasoning during sex?
An idea felt as though it was hovering just beyond my reach. This skill had potential in directions I had never considered.
Haunted house play? Ghost play? Invisible hand... transparent hand... invisible-man play?
I needed to think it over a bit more...
...
Since they made such a racket, I pledged to use the invisible hands only when dealing with the slimes, and only then did they finally manage to relax. Yuri, once she was at ease, began chatting as usual.
"But it's really strange."
"What is?"
"Because they definitely said slimes are fairly dangerous creatures."
This girl, she'd been trembling in terror just minutes ago, and already she was acting like a know-it-all, mimicking a wiki expert—
"You said you saw it in a book, right? Originally, knowledge learned only from text is..."
"Tch. That's not it. I saw it in the arenas in West Keep too."
...She'd even gone to the arenas. She must have played around and eaten well.
"Ah, um..."
Reni timidly raised her hand as if she had a question.
"How do monsters... fight in an arena? Aren't monsters only inside dungeons?"
"Who knows? They’re probably captured from dungeons, right? When I went to the Guild, there were a lot of quests to capture monsters alive, you know?"
"Ah..."
Reni looked saddened. Was she empathizing with the monsters? She'd done the same when Wilson died. Why did she waste sympathy on things like that?
Anyway, an arena. That stirred my interest a bit. They said the monsters of the Great Labyrinth were in a different class from those in outside dungeons.
"Were the slimes there different?"
"Ah, no— I mean, I didn't see it myself. I wanted to watch a slime match, but I was short on money... The Arena entry fee is pretty steep, you know?"
"..."
Judging by the way this girl talked, it didn't sound like she'd only been in and out of the arenas once or twice. Was the real reason she had followed me just that she needed an excuse to play around?
Still, selling monsters to the arenas... It felt like it could make money. If I used Semen In, Couldn't Move, could I tame monsters and...
...
"Hold on."
We were walking along having such idle chatter when Yuri suddenly stopped us.
"I hear something. There's something there."
Yuri closed her eyes and focused on the sound. Her face hardened with tension, sharp as it had been against the goblins. The sight made Reni shudder.
"C-could it be like last time..."
"No.... I don't think it's that... uwek?!"
Yuri, who had been intently focused, suddenly flushed bright red. Her expressions were truly mercurial. On top of that, she let out a stupid-sounding moan that completely ruined the taut atmosphere. Just what had she heard?
"A-anyway, let's hurry."
Her face red, Yuri broke into a run. The last chamber of the dungeon she led us to had adventurers in it.
And in that place...
"Hik! Hiik?! T-too much, I came too much! Nooo!"
"I'm breaking! I'm breaking apart! My insides are completely ruined!"
"Ah... uuh... aahng... haahng... s-so goood... m-more, do it more... I want to give birth... make me give birth mooore..."
In the chamber, the adventurers were tangled with slime, their bodies writhing.
"..."
So that was why her face went red.
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"Wh-what on earth..."
The adventurers were tangled with the slimes, letting out every kind of moan as their bodies writhed. Just as I'd heard: a female warrior, a female wizard, a female priest. Three of them in total.
The pink slime slid in and out of the adventurers' clothes, exploring every inch of their bodies. The wetness below certainly wasn't sweat; no one could sweat that much.
"Haaht?! Hik! Hihht?!"
But as if the slime alone wasn't enough, the adventurers writhed on the floor, grinding their bodies against all sorts of objects.
The wizard rubbed her crotch with her staff, the warrior used the end of her sword hilt, and the priestess, who had nothing else, used only her hand... Wait. Was that priestess writhing as she crawled toward the warrior?
W-well then.
A slime scene, no less! And if I waited just a little longer, would I get to see a sticky, slimy 3P lesbian slime show?
I really got to see sights like this once I came to a fantasy world. Thank you, Goddess!
...!
Right! I couldn't miss this opportunity! When would I ever get another chance like this?!
[Hey. You hear me! Record this! Quickly!]
[...]
[Hey! Wake up! I said wake up!]
[...]
Why was this damned Holy Sword refusing to answer again? Was it rebelling because I had shocked it a little?
"Yoo-jin!"
"Uh, yeah?"
"Why are you standing there staring blankly?! You have to save them, quick!"
Yuri urged me with a serious face. Right, I was losing my head a bit. The scene in front of me was certainly arousing my depraved heart, but still, a monster was a monster. It was a little regrettable, but I couldn't just leave them like this.
"Reni, get ready to heal. I'm going to use electroshocks, and they might get hurt."
"Yes!"
Yuri had only been blushing until she stepped into the cave, but the moment the monsters came into view, her entire body had gone taut.
"Yoo-jin. Don't get close. That slime doesn't seem normal."
"Yeah."
She was right. This was no ordinary slime.
[Aphrodisiac Slime (Boss)]
[Stats: Click to open ▶]
[Details: Click to open ▶]
An Aphrodisiac Slime. So it had already turned into an erotic trap. Anyway, Aphrodisiac Slime or not, I couldn't let my mind wander any longer either.
-Crackle, cr-crackle!
"Aaaaaaahhng!!!!"
"Haaaaaaaahhng!!!!"
"Hnguuuuuuuhhk!!!!"
The moment the electroshock hit, all three convulsed madly. Their bodies flopping and thrashing looked exactly like fish being hauled up on a fishing rod. I hadn't even turned the output up that high, but their reactions were incredible.
And while their bodies had already been soaked all over, somehow it felt like something was flowing out even more from below—
"Yoo-jin! Any more and it's dangerous!"
"Ah, sorry..."
She said it like I was doing it on purpose. But I had no choice except to keep the current flowing until all the slimes fell off.
"Yoo-jin? Are you finished?"
"Are there any more monsters? Yoo-jin, you can tell that sort of thing, can't you?"
"Y-yeah. Just a second..."
Both of their voices had sharpened. Was it because they had seen women being assaulted by monsters? Somehow, I felt like a complete fool who was failing to do what I should.
First, I checked the dungeon info window as Yuri had asked.
[Dungeon #7816]
[Type: Slime / Amorphous]
[Monster Status: ▼]
[Normal: 00]
[Rare: 00]
[Boss: 00]
[Until Respawn: 02:55:29]
There were no remaining monsters. Apparently, the ones attached to the adventurers had been the last of them.
"It's over now. It should be safe for about three hours."
At those words, Reni was the first to run over. Yuri was still scanning the surroundings with her sharp eyes, as if keeping guard.
...I was the biggest idiot here.
"Ughh..."
"A-are you all right?"
With Reni's help, the warrior sat up. She seemed to be in the best condition of the three and raised her head to speak.
"A m-man... with me... ughh... d-do it with me..."
"..."
Had she eaten something bad? Just in case, I opened the warrior's status window. A bizarre status effect was attached to her. What was this?
[Due to 「Aphrodisiac Slime」, Status Effect 「Heat」...]
"Hht!"
-Tring!
[Status Effect 「Heat」 caused by 「Aphrodisiac Slime」 has been removed.]
"...You should be all right now."
Reni had used Purification. She had dispelled it before the message had even fully appeared. Using Purification on a status effect. The efficiency was poor, but she was covering it with raw output... Th-that was a little scary.
"Ah... aht..."
The warrior couldn't finish her sentence and collapsed in a heap. She looked a bit wretched because of all the fluids.
"Why is she like that?"
"I used Relax. Since she seemed to be in considerable confusion."
Reni looked down at the warrior with a slightly cold expression. The other two besides the warrior were also unconscious in a complete mess.
"It'll take a while before the slimes reappear. Let's check their condition a bit first."
"Ah, okay."
The info windows showed no particular problems, but I still needed to check if they were lucid when they woke up. I spread a blanket in a suitable spot and laid the three of them, who were wrecked and in total disarray, down on it.
"Hmm..."
It was definitely the three-person party that the innkeeper lady had mentioned. A warrior, a wizard, and a priest. The warrior had a slightly tomboyish look with a slender build, the wizard a somewhat composed impression, and the priest gave off a cute feeling. The warrior was definitely the innkeeper lady's daughter, right?
Well, they weren't on the level of my girls, but their faces were still fairly cute.