Priestess and the Church Basement (3)
Priest and the Church Basement (3)
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It was certainly true that I could release the Holy Sword's seals with semen. The problem was, even if I stayed here jerking off all day, I didn't think I could unseal it all...
...I really...didn't want to go this far, but...
I opened the Point Shop.
[Skill Proposal: Click to Open ▶]
Next.
[Specialized Skill Proposal Form]
[Skill Name: Enter here.]
[Skill Effect: Enter here.]
[Skill Intent: Enter here.]
[Additional Notes: Enter here.]
...Alright...let's give this a shot.
…
"Done."
[Skill Name: Rapid Firing]
[Skill Effect: ▼]
[Allows the user to ejaculate quickly at will. This is an active skill, not a passive one.]
[Skill Intent: ▼]
[For synchronising simultaneous orgasm timing with a beloved sex partner. Or for accommodating the tastes of women who prefer men with premature ejaculation. This is absolutely an active skill. The user's will is paramount. Can be toggled on/off by the user's will. Absolutely not a trait. It is a skill.]
[Additional Notes: ▼]
[To the esteemed Goddess whom I revere. Are you in good health? I am truly grateful that you have taken the trouble to personally review this skill despite your busy schedule, and...]
[(Approximately 5,700 characters praising and flattering the Author Goddess, omitted for lack of space)]
[...Therefore, this skill must be controllable by my will. It must be active. I won't curse anymore, I'll beat up all the bad monsters and save people...]
[(Roughly 20kb of ambitions for resolving future events and a letter of apology for having cursed the Author Goddess, but omitted to avoid being a cheap cop-out)]
[...Anyway, what I'm saying is I don't actually want to become a premature ejaculator; the act of ejaculating quickly must, to the very last, be by my will. Under normal circumstances, it must absolutely not be premature ejaculation. Thank you greatly for reading this humble text, and...]
...I groveled shamelessly. Based on my previous skill proposal, flattering her seemed like the best approach.
More than anything, the skill I was making now carried far too much risk. Still, having to grovel this hard just to make a premature ejaculation skill... my pride was taking a hit...
[Would you like to submit?]
[▶Yes / No]
[Under Review...]
[The skill meets the conditions.]
[Adjusting balance...]
[Registering...]
-Ding!
[Skill: Rabbit's Rapid Firing]
[Type: Active]
[Effect: The user can ejaculate within 3 seconds to 5 minutes (random).]
[Price: 50p]
[Would you like to purchase?]
[▶Yes / No]
...Haha...Rabbit? After all that sucking up? Yeah, I knew you wouldn't just let it slide.
"You rotten..."
-Ding-ding-ding-ding!!!!
[The name of the skill 「Rabbit's Rapid Firing」 is being changed to 「Premature Ejaculation」.]
[The type is being changed from 「Active」 to 「Passive」.]
[Apply changes?]
[▶Yes / No]
That damn author had gone and sulked!!!
I immediately dropped to my knees and began buttering up the author with the skills I had honed in Jomagul comment sections.
“...No, Goddess, that's not what I meant. Honestly, don't I have to pump out semen every day since coming here? My adrenaline and male hormones are through the roof, so my anger-management issues flare up at the slightest provocation...”
"...I'm not some rotten, lowlife scum who would dare show disrespect to you, Goddess. Ah...I want to control this rage disorder too..."
"...I'm sorry, and honestly, I'm sincerely grateful. If it weren't for you, Goddess, I never would've met our Reni... how could a lowly wretch like me ever dare to not follow you...?"
"...Please, just let it slide this once... I'll really listen to everything you say from now on, and I've got to save our girls too..."
...I was just running my mouth, and the moment I said "our girls," Reni suddenly came to mind.
"Really...ah...our poor Reni, what am I supposed to do... she lives so beaten down... I'll try to do something about it somehow, so please, just this once, just once, show a little mercy..."
Ah, damn. I got too into it. I suddenly felt like I might cry. Poor Reni.
-..........Ding.
[Skill: Rapid Firing]
[Would you like to purchase?]
[▶Yes / No]
I bought it. Fortunately, the type was Active. This skill was mine now. It meant I could turn it on and off whenever I wanted.
Come to think of it, it made no difference whether the skill name was Rapid Firing or Rabbit or Premature Ejaculation. I could just call it whatever I wanted. I'd let a pointless battle of nerves play out over nothing.
In any case, the possibility of me becoming a premature ejaculator had vanished.
Then, I supposed I'd better pull that damn Holy Sword out now.
"Hoo..."
I let out a deep sigh.
[Current Dispel Rate: 45%]
[Current Dispel Rate: 68%]
[Current Dispel Rate: 89%]
[Current Dispel Rate: 95%]
[Current...]
And then...
Light burst forth from the Holy Sword.
# # #
"Yoo-jin? That's..."
"Ah. This is that thing."
[Holy Sword 「Esplender」]
[Mode: One-Handed Sword]
[Details: Click to open ▶]
[Effects: Click to open ▶]
[Traits: Click to open ▶]
"I see..."
Reni looked the Holy Sword over from several angles before handing it back. She seemed less interested than I'd expected. It was the Holy Sword, for crying out loud. And wasn't she even curious about what I'd done?
Come to think of it... her face was faintly flushed, and her breathing was excited. No way. She couldn't have watched, right? She hadn't, had she?
Looking closely, I saw faint traces of tears around her eyes. She must have cried. I was glad she hadn't seen what I was up to, but I also felt sorry for her, seeing her cry...
"Right, let's go!"
I feigned cheerfulness. No sense in me getting all mopey, too!
…
On the way back to the inn.
"You okay?"
"Hm? Yes...."
...Something was off. Reni was acting strange. It didn't look like she'd seen me jerking off in the cellar. But even so, her attitude was weird. I would've understood if she just seemed depressed.
Staring intently at empty space, sighing while looking at the ground, occasionally glancing me over with a blushing face, then suddenly turning serious again, and then licking her lips... was she hungry?
It didn't seem like she was hungry. Reni kept swallowing hard, gulp after gulp, her eyes fixed on my fingertips. Now would be...okay, right? I had a pretext, after all.
"Reni?"
"Yes?"
Ah... now that I had to say it aloud, it was embarrassing. I might've become more attractive and gained strange powers after coming here, but at heart I was still a forever-single virgin who needed an excuse even to initiate physical contact...
"Ah, um, uh, well, so....shall we...hold hands?"
"Pardon?"
"I mean...it's gotten dark, so...it's dangerous, right?"
"Ah, yes..."
Reni shyly held out her hand, too. A pleasant coolness crept up my arm. Soon, our fingers intertwined and...
'Gasp!'
Reni hadn't held my hand; she'd lifted it up and was once again staring at it, utterly transfixed. Just like last time, why, why was she acting like that? It was too dark to see anything anyway.
"...!!"
Did she just sniff it?! Why did she keep doing that?!
"...!!!"
...Was she trying to taste it right now?!?!?!
"Reni? Do I...smell, by any chance?"
"Ahk! No, not at all!"
"Okay..."
Reni fidgeted and said no, but...seeing her keep doing that, it looked like I did smell of something... When we got back, I'd have to take a bath first and then buy Cleaning Magic....
# # #
We had eaten dinner, but it was still too early to sleep.
"..."
Yoo-jin was in a dilemma. Should he apply the buff today, or not? Was this atmosphere a little too awkward for it?
They'd eaten in near silence, too. Reni seemed to be deep in thought. On top of that, she occasionally stared daggers at Yoo-jin's hands. ...Had he been tormenting her too much lately?
The sweet mood from down in the cellar earlier had vanished into thin air.
...She seriously didn't see, right? Yeah. There was no way she saw. If she had, she wouldn't have held hands and done all that.
Worried that he might smell before applying the buff, he'd gone so far as to scrub himself down rigorously in the public bath. But the mood was just too heavy.
As Yoo-jin sat there silently, at a loss for what to do, Reni's face turned red and she made the first move.
"Yoo-jin...t-today's buff..."
"Uh..uh...sh-shall we...do it?"
"Yes...yes...."
Reni unbuttoned her clothes just like the day before.
…
"Hnng...ahhng..."
"Is this spot good? How is it?"
“Haah... I-I think it feels gooood...”
"Oh yeah? Then how about this side?"
"Ah...that side too...hnng..."
"You worked so hard today; the least I can do is this for you."
"Haahng...y-you, more than me, Yoo-j—?!"
"How about here?"
"Ahhng..n-no, don't..! Noo! Nooo!!!!!"
"Just hold on a little longer. I have to touch here so your body can relax."
"Nn, nn, noo! 'S not! Mmm! There, hng! 'S not! Nn! Not there!!!!!"
“Is that a yes or a no?”
"Dunno! Ahng! Dunnooo!!!!"
“You keep speaking casually... Fine. I'll do whatever I want...”
"Hyaaaaahhhh!!!!"
# # #
Right after their lewd play session under the pretext of a buff ended.
Yoo-jin fell back into deliberation.
He could understand the armpit sensitivity being at 35 percent. He'd focused his play on her armpits today, too.
But her finger fetish...had risen to 80 percent. It was definitely 45 percent yesterday. Why? When did it go up this high? Did I do something? No, I didn't.
...Well, if it was a good thing, it was a good thing, right? But what would happen once it reached 100 percent?
He didn't really like the idea of judging a person by numbers in the first place, but...he was curious all the same.
In any case, his total points were 300. He should save them for now.
Reni was asleep. Good. I'd relieve my Heat State and get some sleep too. Rapid Firing really came in handy at times like this. Five minutes at most.
Yoo-jin headed for the bathroom.
# # #
Right after Yoo-jin entered the bathroom.
Reni opened her eyes. It was just as she had predicted.
Reni put a finger in her mouth and crossed her thighs, remembering what had happened in the Church basement...
