New Year's Terrifying Wall of Text
It was a monstrously long message for New Year's. Even on a big screen, it would've been packed full of text, but what I was looking at right now was on my tiny phone... It hit me like a brick to the face.
"Wh-what the hell is this..."
But that wasn't the end of it.
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Go Seon-yul kept sending these brick-sized texts without end. It was like she'd copy-pasted an entire book. I couldn't take it anymore and messaged her asking what the hell this was, but my message got buried(?) under her overwhelming barrage of text.
In the end, I had to endure ten rounds of this brick-text terrorism.
- As if a human could.
- The art museum I gave you.
- Overviews of the works hanging there.
- Basic knowledge to understand it.
- Advanced process to feel it deeply.
Ah... All this as a brick-text assault...
- It has the basics, advanced stuff, all laid out.
- Thanks for the gift too.
Her texting style is unique too. Who says "copied and pasted" instead of just "copy-pasted"? I've never heard that. 'Starting with the shameless copy-paste in the first place...' She could've just sent a link.
- I'll explain simply.
Suddenly, Go Seon-yul started explaining. The Jeju Modern Art Museum is East Asia's largest comprehensive cultural arts institution blending nature and cutting-edge art, blah blah blah...
'What the hell. Stop. You're scaring me. Don't.' She's reciting the copy-pasted wall of text again in her own chat. It feels a bit summarized, but it's still a brick. And the fact that she's typing it live, taking time, is kinda funny.
'What kind of vibe is this... What the fuck.'
My dick buried in Dorothy's soft insides starts going soft.
'Whoa. No.'
I hastily smacked Dorothy's ass a few times and started thrusting myself. Thankfully, my dick perked right back up.
'This full-hard-on curling power is insane.'
I check my phone again. Go Seon-yul's messages keep pouring in.
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Hmm... Time to cut her off?
- Noona
- I'm
- kinda
- busy
- right now
- Can we
- look into it
- later?
I spaced it out per message so it wouldn't get buried like before. Even typing takes time, but bad timing and it'd get scrolled away.
Anyway, after my plea, there was silence for a bit. Then, about a minute later—buzz.
- Reading walls like this in chat
- must be uncomfortable.
Whoa. She gets it.
- I'm a bit clumsy.
- It's just 'cause I'm busy.
- Don't worry about it, noona.
- I'm grateful.
Go Seon-yul went silent again. This time it lasted long enough for me to fully enjoy Dorothy and creampie her once more before a reply came.
She'd sent the address of Mu-yeol Land, where I live. No clue what it meant, so I tilted my head.
- from basics to PhD level.
- They'll arrive in a week.
- Visit the museum first, appreciate each work once.
- Jot down your impressions in a notebook.
- Then read the books I bought you.
- Start with basics-related ones.
- Visit the museum again.
- Feel new impressions.
- Note them down.
- Next, read deeper books.
- Tour the museum once more.
- Things you couldn't see before will appear.
- You'll crave noting it down yourself without me saying.
- Then dive into undergrad-level books.
- That's when you gain an eye for appreciating art.
- You can explore philosophically, discern hidden values in artworks.
- For just appreciating, theory stops here.
- But to run the museum properly
- and maximize your art sense,
- I recommend deeper books too.
- Master what I ordered,
- no one'll call you clueless anywhere.
- Real recommendation:
- Hole up in the museum for years,
- appreciate artworks daily,
- visit countless domestic/international museums whenever possible,
- see as many works as you can.
- Try creating yourself too.
Woooah... For real... How to put it. So unique......
- a special wing inaccessible except to owner and permitted guests.
- Fully equipped for creation.
- Make your own works, research,
- exhibit them yourself too.
- Once confident, hold an exhibition.
This chat's endless. Can't ignore her either.
- I'm really busy now
- How about meeting in person later?
- I don't know art,
- so let's go to the museum together!
Go Seon-yul went silent. Thought it'd drag another ten minutes, but reply in one minute. Lucky.
- I'll guide you well.
- Gotta lead our Mu-yeol down the right path.
No way "right path" fits here?
- what brush, what color, where to dot first—
- all vitally important.
- See you next time.
- I'll message.
Finally over. No more texts from Go Seon-yul. Feels more draining than double-creampieing Dorothy. That's how much energy she sucked out of me. Am I weak to this type?
"Whew. That spooked me."
I set the phone down and sank into the sofa for a breather. Dorothy eyed me, then resumed shaking her hips. Dizzy pleasure spread lazily through my body.
"Haaa..."
A while later, Sua approached with a stack of documents.
"Master."
"Found out?"
"Yes. The Jeju Modern Art Museum," Sua flipped through the papers, explaining. "It's East Asia's largest modern art-focused comprehensive cultural arts institution, where nature and cutting-edge art—"
"Gaaah!"
"Y-yes???"
"N-nothing. Keep going. Short as possible."
"Yeees.... Ahem, it aims to be a new cultural hub where nature and advanced art intersect—"
Almost got PTSD there. Ugh.
"—Basically that vibe. Scale-wise, as the intro says, East Asia's largest."
"How big is 'East Asia's largest'? It's on Jeju Island. Can Jeju even hold that?"
"Strictly speaking, they built a small artificial island attached, then constructed on it."
"Ah."
"Name's 'museum,' but think comprehensive arts complex with everything. Not just paintings, sculptures, art—tons of cultural artifacts and ancient relics too. World-famous."
"Way more insane than I thought."
Tens of thousands of priceless artworks, thousands of immeasurable cultural treasures and relics. Depending on how you see it, priciest gift I got.
'Utility aside, though...' With zero knowledge, owning a museum does jack for me. Tax evasion at best?
"Anyway, bundle it as employee welfare/education package. Support visits for whoever wants. Might as well use what's there."
"Got it."
"And schedule me a visit when I'm free."
"Yes."
Anyway, Go Seon-yul's gift checks out as legit. Time for proper sex.
"Seol! You too."
"Ah. Yes, my lord."
Baekseol, tidying with the secretaries, approaches. She flinched at naked Dorothy riding me, then stripped and came over.
'Making subordinates work while I fuck. This is paradise.'
After a few creampies, when I craved new pussy, I'd swap with a secretary. While sorting gifts, I added five more secretaries to the tally.