Chapter 55
Chapter 55
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Translator: True Detective
Chapter: 55
Chapter Title: Chapter 55
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"Don't you have better things to do, you peeping tom?"
"W-what do you mean you'll do?"
"...? Sex, obviously. ...Oh, right—this world's people think sex is embarrassing, don't they?"
"......Huh?"
No, sex is... kind of embarrassing, right?
You can't just do it right in front of other people, so at least that's how I saw it.
But "this world's people"?
"The civilization I lived in treated sex like a sport."
"Wh-what? ...Why the hell?"
"Because it's real exercise, you can reproduce offspring, and above all, it relieves stress—it's nothing but good, isn't it?"
"Uh..."
True enough...
"And it's not some forbidden act to begin with, so why do Players think sex is embarrassing?"
"Well, because... it's embarrassing...?"
"...I can't comprehend. Then, is this embarrassing too?"
This was the culture shock I'd only heard about... No, in this case, it was more like civilization shock.
Levi had just delivered a truly other-dimensional shock to me.
But her rampage was only getting started.
"Clothing transparency readjustment."
"!?"
"Just a test—I made your nipples visible. How about it? Still embarrassing?"
"Yes, super embarrassing!"
There might be no one else around, but this was still a cafe, of all places.
The kind of spot where you absolutely shouldn't expose yourself casually.
And yet, somehow, she'd dialed down her shirt's transparency, blatantly exposing those pea-sized nipples underneath.
Sure, it was just the two of us, but the embarrassment was always mine to bear.
"Fascinating, Player. You're 'erect' right now. Yet you're prioritizing covering my nipples over dealing with your hard-on? What an intriguing reaction."
"No, just cover them up! And wait—can you see my lower half too?"
"Of course. I'm a citizen of a cosmic civilization from eons ago. You think I can't see through a pair of pants?"
Future tech is insane...
Insanely uselessly so?
One of the first civilization's inventions: peeking inside a guy's pants.
"Then why the hell do you even wear clothes?!"
Humanity's sense of shame was on a whole different level from theirs.
So I asked Levi, who was shamelessly baring her tits with a straight face.
"...? Because it's cold."
"Huh?"
A surprisingly normal answer.
"Then in summer?"
"Skin gets damaged."
"......"
"Gargling semen in your mouth before savoring every drop—why ask something so obvious, Player?"
...Am I the crazy one?
No, surely not...
She had a point mixed in there, leaving me nothing solid to argue back with.
"Anyway, Player. This is our first time meeting face-to-face, right?"
"Uh? Well... yeah?"
"Yes. So, to commemorate, I'll treat you to one of our civilization's time-honored customs: 'Nice to Meet Ya Sex'."
No, now they're slapping names like that in front of sex?
"Actually... it's evening by Player time, so maybe 'Goodnight Sex' would be better?"
Goodnight Sex—what the hell?
Whatever it was, it felt way too advanced for my culture right now.
"Uh... I'll pass, thanks."
"Pass? When you get aroused and erect, you crank out at least five rounds that day."
"...? Yeah, true..."
"That just strains your arm for no reason. Leave it to me."
...Fair point.
Ever since my Hunter powers fully awakened, my already potent stamina had gotten even stronger.
My balls always felt heavy, ignoring my own feelings and getting all clingy with Lee Gok, Princess Lee Miran, Seolgi, Seolgi, Seolgi...
Anyway, ever since becoming an adult, Seolgi's sudden growth spurt had me glued to the bathroom all the time.
But hold on.
How do you know I jerk off five times a day when I'm horny?
"Hey, Levi."
"Yes, Player?"
"But... how do you know I jerk off five times a day?"
"Huh? Because your masturbation videos are my go-to fap material."
"...Huh?"
"Yes?"
"Huh?"
"Yes?"
What the actual fuck?
"You... you've been watching that too?"
"Of course. I told you earlier—I've been watching you constantly since you gained the Female Submission Hunter powers."
"...Even when I shower?"
"Yes. When you're showering or jerking off, I time it perfectly and finger my pussy right along with you."
I've fapped to material plenty of times, but this was the first time I'd been the material.
I was so shocked that...
"You crazy bitch?! Who the hell made me your fap material without asking?!"
I shot up like my dick, ready to chew her out.
"...? Player, why are you mad?"
"Huh?"
"You just became my fap material."
"And?"
"Shouldn't you be thrilled?"
"...Eh?"
What fresh bullshit is this?
"Think about it. Can just anyone be fap material?"
"No, probably not..."
"Fap material is something even our civilization, with its overwhelming science, couldn't mass-produce—the pinnacle of art!"
Levi shot back like my reaction to being her fap fuel was the problem.
"In our civilization, becoming someone's fap material was a huge honor."
"...No, seriously—why?"
"Because it proves you have a 'beautiful body'."
Picture it.
A gut sticking out, a tiny dick, and a face that's anything but handsome.
What woman would get her pussy dripping wet over that?
Firm abs, an SSS-grade monster cock, and looks so good even guys curse you out as gay.
That's what makes a woman leak those transparent strings between her legs!
...Or so Levi lectured me, like it was gospel.
Of course, to me, it was just pervert ramblings.
"With that in mind, Player. Since you're so shy about sex, it feels like I have a duty to teach you its joys firsthand."
"...Hard pass."
"Guh...! Your dick's rock-hard in your pants right now! No glitching my eyes to fool me!"
"No, quit peeking already?!"
Up close, those eyes... definitely implants.
No, before that—please don't waste that cyberpunk-level tech on dick-watching.
What a goddamn waste of potential!
"Tch! Such a prime body, wasted like a pearl necklace on a pig."
"Yeah, sure. I'm heading out."
"?! W-wait! Player, how about this?"
"Huh?"
Stick around any longer, and she'd probably get her way.
As I started edging away from Levi—who'd tried jumping straight to sex as a hello—she began scanning the surroundings.
Then she brushed past me, headed to the counter, and undid her shirt.
"How's this? Don't you want to swap out this white cream for your cum?"
"Guh?!"
She'd sprinkled whipped cream for the coffee all over her cleavage and around it, striking a pose like I'd just bukkake'd her.
Jiggle, jiggle.
"Look here~. Buy a pudding, get cream free~."
"...Still a no."
"Tch!"
She clasped her hands behind her head next, shaking just her upper body side to side—her jiggling tits on full seduction mode.
But I wasn't the type to dive into sloppy sex on a first meeting over something like that.
More importantly, digital world or not, if my fully awakened seed somehow knocked up Levi—who hovered on the boundary between life and death—it could happen.
Unlikely, sure.
But the world had its ifs, so I wanted out before any "responsibility" hit.
"Huu...!"
"Huh?"
That instant.
"No matter how different our worlds... You're the first to scratch my pride this hard...!"
"Huh?"
Did I fuck up?
"In our civilization, if a woman flashes her pussy on the street, the guy inserts—that's basic etiquette."
"......Eh?"
"But you're straight-up ignoring my jiggling tits? Fine. Time to laser-target your tastes."
The more I heard, the more the civilization shocks piled up.
Levi looked pissed to her core, like I was the asshole for not shoving my dick in her pussy.
She ground her teeth, dropping into a charge stance at me.
"Armament Skill—activate."
"Huh?!"
Armament Skill...?
Come to think of it, the Female Submission Hunter powers I wielded came from her civilization to begin with.
High-tech bullshit from her wouldn't surprise me anymore.
'But come on—even for not fucking, you're pulling Armament?'
Should I apologize?
But apologizing here meant agreeing to sex, which was its own headache.
"Customizing ON."
"Huh?"
Right then, Levi's version of the Armament Skill—clearly different from mine—kicked in.
I watched, curious what she'd do.
"Sigh... Not even impotent—just fuck me already."
"...Fuck off."
Even if my brain's in my dick, I'm not that cheap!