Chapter 25
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 25
Chapter Title: Official Party (2)
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'That snotty blonde bitch from the reception desk!'
'Huh? But isn't that girl at the Adventurer's Guild right now? I think I saw her when I left.'
"Hello~ Are you a new adventurer?"
'Huh? Her voice sounds kinda similar but different...'
Ah, it's the way she talks.
Yeah, that receptionist girl had this sharp, biting tone, but this lady... you can tell just from one word.
She's got this considerate, gentle vibe? Like she'd make a perfect wife and wise mother.
"Yes, I haven't registered yet. The big guy at reception said he knew someone perfect for me and brought me here. But are you acquainted with the lady at the Adventurer's Guild reception?"
'I can't hold back my curiosity.'
"Hee hee... I hear that a lot. Yes, that's right. She's my twin sister, Elli. My name is Ella."
"Ah... You look alike, but your personalities are totally different."
"Ho ho ho ho... I hear that one a lot too~"
Looks like the older sister has the better personality. Oh right! I came here to learn swordsmanship.
Before I knew it, the bald-headed big bro who'd brought Charlotte had left, leaving just the two of them.
"Anyway, how about a little taste? I can tell why you're here just by looking... You'll probably join right away anyway."
"Pardon? You know why I came?"
'Rack recommended it, so how does she know?'
"Of course~ I can tell it's about your chest, right?"
"Huh? Well... yeah, that's an issue, but I was more wondering how to become a Sword User..."
"Is the sword you're using that awkwardly short one?"
"Yes! Exactly. I took down four orcs with this!"
"Wow... impressive physical ability... You don't seem to know the problem, so let's spar lightly."
Charlotte had no idea why she praised her physical prowess instead of her swordsmanship, but she tilted her body sideways like a fencer and drew her sword one-handed, pointing it at her opponent.
"No, seriously! That stance... Never mind. Come at me once?"
"Pardon? Hey, teacher, don't underestimate me. I can beat three average guys no problem. I won't go easy if you get hurt!"
Ella just sighed lightly without responding, holding her sword gathered at her chest center, standing tall and proud.
Something about the way Ella looked at her pitifully reminded Charlotte of that rude little sister Elli from the guild, and it got her a bit heated.
'Tch, even if she's a sword guild teacher, no way she'll beat me, right? Here I go!!!'
Ella wielded a two-handed greatsword, while Charlotte held something between a shortsword, longsword, and arming sword.
-Ting
Charlotte's thrust was easily blocked by Ella's greatsword. Not deflected, but twisted at the wrist to stand the flat of the blade like a shield, letting it slide off.
A beginner would've pitched forward and lost balance, but Charlotte wasn't quite a total newbie.
'I'll show you the power of the [Swordsmanship Genius] trait. I'm a total munchkin when it comes to swordsmanship!!!'
Charlotte thrust like a fencer, quick and sharp.
-Ting, ting, ting
'Huh? Again!'
-Ting! Ting~
All of Charlotte's thrusts were blocked.
Ella hadn't moved a single step from her sword-gathered-at-chest stance, just flicking her wrists to parry and deflect.
'Wha... what...?'
Charlotte started realizing something was off. It felt like poking a rock with a tree branch.
'If thrusts aren't working, time for a slash.'
The moment she swung horizontally...
Ella's motionless greatsword leaped out the instant it touched Charlotte's blade, smashing it aside. The impact sent Charlotte's sword flying from her grip.
"Eh...?"
Her wrist still buzzed and tingled.
Charlotte stared blankly at her flying sword. She hadn't really thought she'd win, but she hadn't expected this big a gap.
'I'm a Swordsmanship Genius? And all my physical ability and reflex talents are 10. To lose this pathetically?'
"Phew... That's pretty good skill, but let's start by changing swords first."
"...Pardon?"
Charlotte had tried two-handed weapons before.
But her chest always got in the way, making most unusable. Thin rapiers or daggers required too much body movement, which made her breasts bounce uncomfortably.
That's why she'd picked this awkward sword.
'But come to think of it, the teacher has huge breasts too, and she wields a two-hander just fine?'
"I need to teach you the basics. Your body sense is great, but no theory to back it up. Listen well!"
So Charlotte listened to Ella's basic theory lesson.
She said women with huge breasts must use two-handed greatswords.
There's a base strength difference between men and women, but women's center of gravity is near the hips—lower body—while men's is around the solar plexus.
The closer to the center of gravity, the more power you can generate, so women usually use quick footwork and flashy swordplay, while men use heavy upper-body strikes.
But big-breasted women are different!
The bigger the breasts—like Charlotte's—the higher the center of gravity shifts toward the upper body, making two-handed greatswords—even more "manly" than men's—the true path.
'Does that make sense? Kinda... But don't I have big hips too?'
She tilted her head dubiously, but it was convincing enough.
But still, what about the breasts getting in the way?
"Wait! But with a two-hander, my chest gets in the way too much."
"Ah~ That's what I was about to explain. It's our family's handed-down swordsmanship..."
"Swordsmanship?"
"Mm... it's a bit pricey. That okay, miss?"
"Ah...!"
Charlotte got caught off-guard by the unexpected snag.
"Thank you for purchasing by the hour~"
'Ah... what have I done...'
In the end, curiosity got the better of Charlotte, and she paid up.
But learning the whole thing unlimited? Bring 10 gold. No way she had that.
So she signed for 10 silver per hour. Felt like a scam, but she had no money anyway.
She even bought a sword. They fitted her with a 2-gold massive two-handed greatsword.
"Huh?"
After buying the sword, her wallet was empty!!
Felt like right after getting pickpocketed...
All the money she'd earned hustling with Rack for a week—gone in a flash.
"Haa... I spent all my money, so you'll teach me properly, right?"
"Of course!~ This swordsmanship is called Soft Explosion Swordsmanship."
Ella declared it proudly, thrusting out her massive chest. But chest?
'Soft Explosion? Reverse it and it's Huge Breasts?'
"Was the original name Huge Breasts Swordsmanship?"
Curiosity strikes again.
"Aaaah!!! How did you know that secret...!!! No... I mean, no, slip of the tongue... Ahem. It means explosive power hidden in softness!"
Ella's calm, gentle tone cracked in surprise.
Huge Breasts Swordsmanship must be her weak spot?
'Bet the vulgar name embarrassed her, so she changed it. But those massive breasts make it believable as a family heirloom.'
Those breasts lent credibility to the family heirloom claim.
Surprisingly, Huge Brea—er, Soft Explosion Swordsmanship was excellent.
Especially perfect for big-breasted women.
Light attacks flowed softly off the blade, exploding out powerfully when openings appeared—soft yet explosive, just as named.
Every stance, defensive or offensive, was designed to minimize breast interference.
"How is it? Good, right?"
"Yes... I think paying was worth it, teacher."
The best part of learning? When Ella pressed her huge breasts against Charlotte's back to correct her posture.
Somehow, it wasn't just her back—her arms and legs got frequent brushes from those massive, soft mounds. Was this the subtle thrill?
'Phew... If I were a guy, I'd be hard...'
But as a girl, her lower parts just got wet.
One more perk of being born female: natural skinship with other women!
"Yes! That's it for today~ You have real talent, member. You'll pick it up fast, so don't forget to come~"
"Yes, teacher! It was great today (the breasts), but I'll be on requests starting tomorrow, so see you in a few days!!!!"
'Phew... Yeah, getting stronger bit by bit like this.'
That night, Charlotte dreamed of becoming a munchkin who cleaved the continent in half.
Finally, morning!
She wheedled the innkeeper lady for max food and ate till stuffed.
Why? She was flat broke! Felt bad squeezing Damian123, anyway, saving is good, right? Nom nom...
"I arranged the carriage yesterday, so let's go."
"Yes~ Right away~"
First request, even if it was some silly pest survey—she'd give it her all.
On the way, she jerked off Damian123 one by one in the carriage.
They started thrilled like it was free cake, but faces soured as it dragged on. Still, three guys held up okay. Oh, included the coachman later.
'When did sex become this natural? Heinkel? Damian? Balua guard captain? Bear coachman? Sex disposal zone? Rack? Haa... memories fuzzy... I think I hated sex back with Heinkel...'
'But really, why hate it? Feels so good.'
Charlotte pondered her sexual identity again today.
After six hours by carriage with the half-collapsed guys, they arrived at 'Lagia Farm'.
The village chief greeted Charlotte's party and they heard the story at his house.
Apparently a small village of 40 under Dyke Baron's domain, fertile soil for massive crops.
But suddenly, weird bugs popped up near fields, biting people. No deaths, but annoying enough for an adventurer request.
"Hm... These the bugs?"
They even had samples, but these were less bugs and more...?
Something tickled Charlotte's memory, but before it surfaced, the chief spoke.
"Oh, and bad news. Unrelated to bugs, but two village women went missing. Be careful just in case."
"Pardon? Missing?"
"What? No missing persons in the request!"
"We should head back. Request a search party for the disappearance."
Damian123 freaked at "missing."
The flustered chief calmed them.
"No, not the bugs... Two young women, never went near fields."
"Then it's even more dangerous! Black mage? Some black mage hiding here?"
"Right, everyone knows everyone in a small village. Why disappearances?"
"Anyway, I'm out. Coachman's waiting—let's go."
Safety-first Damian123 bailed despite explanations. No intent to take the request.
"Wait, I'll look into it."
'Haa... such scaredy-cats...'
A bit reckless, but her adventure radar was blaring!!!
They agreed: search two more days. If no big issues with missing or bugs, head back.
"Whew... Aren't you all too cowardly? Probably just a regular rapist in the village."
Whether there was a regular rapist or not, it was "regular" to Charlotte.
Rape (victim) expert Charlotte had a hunch. Even planned how to catch him.
Daytime: Pretended to investigate missing girl's route, swaying her hips ~swish swish~ while canvassing.
Checked bugs in fields: No clue.
Didn't eat plants much, attacked people but more leech-stuck than bite. No pain from their teeth-like chewing.
Just gross feeling? They dissolved and ate animal corpses a bit.
Anyway, night fell, and Charlotte executed her plan.
Simple: Wait alone for the hidden rapist to come rape her.
Daytime, she wore tight leather with obvious cameltoe, cooing "Charlotte's pussy is honey pussy~ Come eat~" while shaking her huge ass. Any self-control-lacking rapist male had to bite.
Even leaked she booked a solo room in a remote building.
So Charlotte slept alone in the outbuilding and...
Shockingly, no one came at night.
'Huh? What? Did my girl power drop?'
Only dejected Charlotte remained.