Chapter 23
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 23
Chapter Title: 8. Adventurer (2)
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Really, there was far less feeling than I'd expected.
To the point where I wondered if I was a born killer.
The sensation of stabbing right into the heart felt like just slicing through pork belly with its layers of fat and bone?
'What? That's it? Nothing special?'
"The fact that it's your first time wielding a sword and you've already reached that level is even harder to believe."
'Well, yeah, because all I've been doing is having sex...'
"Eh, everyone who comes here has their own circumstances, I guess. I won't pry."
Perceptive as always, Gold Sun.
"But don't you recover any loot or anything? Don't goblins drop anything valuable?"
"If there was anything worth getting from goblins like those, the ones around here would've been wiped out ages ago."
"The Adventurer's Guild does pay a single copper per goblin fang just so folks don't starve to death, but it's quicker to do something else in the time it'd take to collect them."
"So they're worthless, huh? Still, not bad for a first time, right?"
Charlotte patted herself on the back. Was it really thanks to the Swordsmanship Genius trait?
For a moment, the most efficient way to thrust had just come naturally to her.
"Yeah, you stabbed calmly and steadily. If it were a true first-timer, they'd overexert and struggle with a follow-up strike, but you're a natural, huh?"
"Hehe... this body's got a bit of talent to it, doesn't it?"
She shrugged and puffed out her chest, her massive breasts naturally accentuated, jiggling softly with their firm bounce.
"Haa... fuck, you're the one who started it."
"Huh? Started what?... Kyaaah!"
Without even taking off their clothes, he just unzipped and thrust in within a second.
And so, the pair went at it with outdoor sex.
"Haa... sorry. I didn't think it'd turn out like this..."
"Ugh, what's the difference between you and a Lust Demon?"
'From now on, you're Yellow Heinkel!'
The area around them was a mess of blood puddles, pussy juice puddles, and cum puddles—a real variety.
They'd been fucking when goblins drawn by the noise swarmed in; they'd handle them, then fuck again, repeating until it was evening before they knew it.
"I was hoping to take on orcs today too, but we'll push that to tomorrow."
"This is all your fault, you bastard..."
"Ahem... anyway, let's head back to the inn and grab some food."
"Eat and then fuck some more, you mean?"
"Obviously!!!"
"You pervert!!!"
-Smack
He gave her ass a solid spanking.
"Gaaah!!! You bitch, why're you so damn strong?"
In any case, the two returned to the inn on good terms, ate dinner, fucked, and went to sleep.
The next day wasn't much different.
They woke up and fucked wildly until lunch, then finally headed out of the castle walls.
"We've done plenty today, so let's call it quits now..."
"Hahaha... don't worry. Right now, it feels like I could gain some enlightenment on life any second."
Today, they'd truly skipped outdoor sex entirely and focused solely on combat.
"Back there, instead of forcing the sword out, kicking it away would've been better."
For the most part, it ended with Charlotte handling the monsters and Rak providing feedback.
She wanted to learn swordsmanship proper, but against monsters, it wasn't necessary yet—he said she could learn how to fight people at the swordsmanship guild later.
'This city's got every system an adventurer could need.'
Now, she could handle dozens of goblins swarming at once without issue, and she gradually started taking on other monsters too.
First up: a single orc.
Orcs were stronger than she'd thought.
Of course, weaker than Charlotte with her mana control, but... how to put it? If goblins shredded like tofu, orcs felt like tough, chewy meat?
And their attacks were fierce.
Goblins mostly wielded daggers, so she could stab them preemptively and drop them easily, but these 2-meter orcs had reach—she sometimes ate hits first.
One wooden club to the head had the world spinning.
Without Troll's Regeneration, she'd have ended the hunt there and limped back to the inn.
She went from one orc, to two, three, four... but facing five at once, she really thought she was done for.
If Rak hadn't helped, she'd have been orc-gangbanged for real—a regrettable(?) situation.
She had no idea why orcs got horny for human women, but when Charlotte got injured and fell, they stripped off their loincloths and charged with raging erections.
Whoa... honestly, seeing those massive orc cocks, it'd be a lie to say she wasn't tempted, but it terrified her— it'd shatter her humanity before her male pride even kicked in.
"Thanks, Rak... that was fucking scary..."
Charlotte shuddered as she spoke, still haunted by the image of that orc dick looming right in her face.
"Kekeke, what? Weren't you into orc dick?"
"You psycho!! I'm human too!"
'Fuck, he saw me staring at that orc cock like I wanted it rammed in...'
"Sure, sure~ whatever you say. Anyway, with your skills against four orcs, you'll snag a silver badge in no time. Sword User won't be far behind."
"Come to think of it... how exactly do you become a Sword User?"
"That? Just talent, I guess~ One day I picked up a sword, started mana control, and boom, it awakened."
"Then... why hasn't it happened for me?"
"Having lots of mana doesn't guarantee it. Go learn at the swordsmanship guild later—they'll teach you better than I could."
"Huh? Can't you just teach me?"
Honestly, Rak had become pretty comfortable to be around now. Maybe because of all the sex—they'd gotten close.
And unlike other guys, there were no confessions or cringey moves, which was a relief.
"Oh, right! Forgot to mention—our party's got a dungeon expedition in three days. Shortest case, two weeks; longest, a month."
"Wha... what?"
-Ding~~
A sound like something bonking Charlotte's head rang out from somewhere.
"You know that little mage, Rumi, we met last time? She's in our party originally. Six silvers altogether, heading to scout the new dungeon in the Great Plains."
"What? So what about me?"
Charlotte felt a twinge of disappointment. Guess she'd started thinking she was priority number one after all the constant sex.
"You gotta adventure solo too—party up with others, train at the swordsmanship guild. It'll be good experience."
"You... you jerk!!"
'Ah... fuck, why am I whining like some girl? You've really turned full woman, Charlotte...'
Even as she said it, reality hit her hard. They'd been stuck together so much, feelings had grown.
"Kekeke... I'll slot you into the party later—once you're a Sword User, that is."
"Yeah, thanks for saying that. Let's head back and rest..."
That evening, a hard dicking cured Charlotte's funk.
'Right, I'm a woman, not a man? Got a pussy, and dick makes me a woman—yep.'
She pondered the perks of being a woman over a man.
'First off, orgasms! Fucking insane! No way a guy's ejaculation compares.
The pleasure's on a whole other level. Heh, poor guys... missing out on this...
Women can make money with sex too! Haha! Couldn't do that as a guy~'
Mental victories are key to mindset management.
'Just bummed my awesome fuckbuddy's leaving~ Haa... anywhere a good-natured, big-dicked guy who won't confess?'
Somewhere, she was wishing for a 'handsome guy who isn't after women but makes good money and takes care of himself.'
With those thoughts on gender identity and womanly perks swirling, Charlotte drifted off.
She spent the remaining three days with Rak much the same.
Morning and evening: nonstop dick-pussy fun.
Daytime: hunting various monsters to hone combat sense.
They made money too. Orc back hides peeled intact fetched two silvers each.
She even watched Rak take down a troll that wandered close—clashed a few times, then aura blade through the neck in one go, no regen chance.
Troll corpses were valuable; they butchered it all, nearly died from the weight hauling it back. Netted almost a gold.
One day they camped outside, learning camping basics and outdoor fucking—basically, she'd picked up all the fundamentals of adventuring.
"So you're off now? Come back alive!!"
"Haha! Think I'd die in a place like this? Don't worry. Oh, if I somehow kick it, my money and gear are all yours—told the innkeeper already."
"What? Just plan on coming back alive!!"
'Why's this guy raising death flags outta nowhere? Would actually be kinda sad if he died...'
"Hahaha! Before I go, pro tip: watch out for monsters and people. If it ends in just rape, count your lucky stars."
"Shut up and go already, you asshole!"
With that, Charlotte saw Rak off and plunged into deep contemplation.
'Fuckbuddy... gotta find a new fuckbuddy.'
Training? Money? Swordsmanship? Not urgent.
But without a fuckbuddy, she'd go into heat in three days—that took priority.
No way was she using the sex disposal holes.
Fuckbuddy first.
'Head to the Adventurer's Guild for now.'
Adventurer's Guild
"So, you're looking for a male adventurer—Mana User or higher, good personality, big dick, doesn't love women, and willing to fuck you regularly?"
"N-no! Don't say it so loud..."
Luckily, the noisy surroundings drowned most of it, but the guys ogling Charlotte's ass from behind caught some.
"Then what is it? We don't discriminate against women, but no party's gonna drag a weird pervert chick into life-or-death adventures out of charity!"
'Whoa... am I a weird pervert chick?'
Charlotte was speechless at the busty blonde receptionist's sharp rebuttal.
"I-I mean, it'd be nice if someone like that... haha... roughly similar, haha..."
The busty blonde glared like she was sizing up a shady thug.
'Haa... wanna shove my dick in this bitch's mouth, slap those tits silly...'
Male hormones surged suddenly. No dick today—such a shame.
"Sigh... fine. I'll screen the party applicants as best I can. But I'm not responsible for whatever happens."
"Th-thanks..."
'Ugh, fucking says she won't take responsibility even if you knock her up.'
Charlotte kept smiling inwardly while cursing the receptionist.
Made sense why no one mouthed off at receptionists—screw up, and they might sneak a psycho killer into your party, ending your life right there.
Charlotte decided to wait for the list, sitting at a table in the guild hall to rest.
Guys leering lewdly at her body was nonstop, but none approached—thank goodness.
Sane adventurers figured they'd just get shot down embarrassingly, so they only looked.
But of course, someone always breaks common sense.
"Hahaha! Beautiful lady~ Might I have the honor of your name?"
Suddenly, some slicked-back creep looking like a parasite noble butted in.
'What? A noble?'
She scanned him first.
Hmm... most important: dick length.
'Wait, no—his clothes scream real noble? Bodyguards behind? But face is punchable. Pass.'
"No~ go away."
That was Charlotte's best etiquette. Real noble might cry noble offense or whatever.
"Ahahaha! A beautiful rose has thorns, as expected~ Come, let's step out for tea~"
"Whoa, this psycho's so cringey I'm gonna puke."
"Uh..." "Pardon?"
Meant as an inner thought, but she blurted it out loud in the heat of the moment.