Chapter 20
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 20
Chapter Title: Get Out
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*Unyielding Magic Sword: Purple霞 Divine Pellet?!
My master's words made me widen my eyes.
And I hammered at the keyboard.
But what's that?
...?
What the hell is it for real
Um... disciple? Then why are you so surprised?
Because... the vibe felt like I should be... (////)
lmao this retard is so killable
What are you saying...?
I'm gonna kill you for real
I'd casually posted a meme of the Wall Valley Pill on the gallery.
But that had caused total chaos in the gallery.
The missing newbie-cum-moderator had returned, and that alone was worth a featured post ticket,
but what was even in his hand...
Title: Fuck lol Don't bullshit
Writer: Anger Control Expert
So,
a newbie with zero internal energy until a month ago
learns martial arts in one day,
gathers Ether in a week,
and in a month makes an artificial spirit pill out of it?
Does that even make sense you fucking retard lmao
(meme of hand getting scalded by mystery bean paste)
lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Did I know the president of the All-Sword Alliance... knew how to laugh like this...?
lmao you're done for
lmaoooo cola for the author! A promise kept is a promise kept!
But is this really possible?
Judging by that color, it's definitely Purple霞 Divine Pellet.
"Artificial spirit pill? This?"
Suddenly, Anger Control Expert jamming her hand into some mystery red bean paste that could be miso or soybean paste.
From the gallery users cracking up like a massive laugh mountain below it to those showing utter disbelief, I realized the thing in my hand wasn't just some ordinary Wall Valley Pill.
"No, isn't a spirit pill that thing?"
My wuxia novel knowledge kept mixing up with this world's wuxia knowledge,
but I knew a spirit pill was a cheat item that let you gulp down decades of internal energy in one go.
Usually, characters in wuxia novels could reverse their entire lives with just one.
But.
But.
"Something like that, not just one or two, but ten...?"
No way.
"It's here!! Apocalypse protagonist life-reversal hyper-burning Nasdaq bull market fuck yeah sex power-up event!!"
Fuck!!
Yeah, this is it.
Common sense-wise, this was too weird.
"Dropped into this bullshit apocalypse, even opening a whole gallery, and no personal power-up event? That make sense?"
The old meta of getting wrecked by four drones in a chopper was long dead.
The current meta was the protagonist solo-leveling, getting stronger alone, and dopamine-dumping like crazy!
"Sex!! Sex!! This is sex!!!"
Title: Just imagined the newbie becoming a Martial God lmao
Writer: *Unyielding Magic Sword
The jerks who messed with me (mutants, raiders, damn bastards) etc lmao
First, sweep the city entrance swallowed by mutants clean with the pinnacle Blood Burning Tyrant Blade's Mad Blood Chaos Dance lmao
Instantly infiltrate the facility where the mother body took root, right into the heart of the mutant horde with Great Jade Flame lmao
The barely surviving elite mutants try to flee in shock, but escaping my range is impossible lmao right away Ice Soul Sword Qi!!!
Especially, the 'Raiders' <---------------- who showed up like that bastard trying to build a shelter in a mutant-free zone
Too late to grasp the situation, begging to be spared, but no way lmao
Charge right in with Snow Cold Single Sword!!!
Ah just thinking about it feels so good lmao
Oh and btw I like world trees lmao
This bastard finally lost his fucking mind??
Why isn't my martial art in there...
Sigh, this is why tree-hugging bastards are...
I'm wronged too, you know?!
Newbie mod...
A goofy grin spread across my face.
Ice Soul Sword Qi in my left hand, Blood Burning Tyrant Blade in my right.
A future where I mow down the inhuman mutants and the barely human raiders with those.
Just imagining it had my shoulders pumped full of dope.
But then, a gallery user appeared to douse my expectations.
Um... disciple?
It was my master, Colorless Bird.
Yep?
If you're super excited or whatever, sorry, but it's not what you think...
Yep???
Taking the Purple霞 Divine Pellet won't make your internal energy ridiculously strong or anything...
??????????????????????
No, wait a sec.
What did she just say?
Title: lmao does the newbie actually think
Writer: Anger Control Expert
that eating Purple霞 Divine Pellet triggers internal energy copy-paste event? lmao?
Nah, no way...
But if it's the newbie...
Looking at what the newbie does, it's totally possible
What the hell.
Why are the reactions like this?
Masters, why are you like this... It's not what I think...? Doesn't spirit pill mean like, stacking up tons of internal energy like geup-ja or something...?
Anxiety hit me, and I posted a comment.
The reply that came back was,
lmaoooooooooooo
lmaoooooooooooo
lmaoooooooooooo
lmaoooooooooooo
Fuck!!!!!!!
It was blatantly hinting that I'd massively misunderstood something.
Hey!! No way!!!! It's a spirit pill!! You all freaked out!! The name is Divine Pellet!!
If even Martial Gods call it "divine" (神), shouldn't it be at that level?!
I vented my grievance, but
lmaoooooooooooo
lmaoooooooooooo
lmaoooooooooooo
lmaoooooooooooo
Fuck!!!!!!!
All I got back was mockery and scorn.
Hm... yeah, easy to misunderstand.
Only Black Sky, the friendly nick, showed some pity.
I quickly clung to her like grabbing her pant leg.
Black Heavenly Lady... what's going on here...? Is my common sense wrong...?
You're partially right. Spirit pills usually grant massive internal energy, and Purple霞 Divine Pellet is a spirit pill with efficacy great enough to be named "divine pellet" (神檀). Even by Martial God Gallery user standards.
...Then why? What the hell...?
Because the former and latter are different things. First, it grants massive internal energy, but that's not a big merit for us Martial Gods. We've lived at least dozens of geup-ja years at minimum. Plus, depending on the arts cultivated, some gallery users already have near-infinite internal energy. Taking ancient spirit pills now is just pouring water into the ocean.
Ah.
I realized I'd forgotten just how ancient and stacked with power these guys were.
Wait. Then, why call it divine pellet (神檀)...? Isn't it because of that efficacy?
Yes. It's called divine pellet precisely because of its great efficacy. And that efficacy is quite outstanding even in gallery users' eyes.
What is it...?
Harmonization.
Harmonization?
Purple霞 comes from the purple twilight glow at dawn or dusk. The moment night and day meet, symbolizing the harmony of yin and yang. Thus, Purple霞 Divine Pellet excels at harmonizing a disordered body and guiding it to a balanced state. In my view, that's why the newbie could create the Purple霞 Divine Pellet. Creating a spirit pill that grants massive internal energy would be impossible, but Purple霞 Divine Pellet is a divine pill with the property of building one's own microcosm. Since the newbie, who cultivates the Yin-Yang Five Elements Scripture—the supreme divine art in the universe for that—poured all his internal energy into it, the Purple霞 Divine Pellet was born. Rumor has it no proper spirit pills have been born in the newbie's world, so maybe influenced by that.
So,
"Fuck... so this isn't a spirit pill (靈藥), it's actual medicine?!"
The true nature of the Purple霞 Divine Pellet wasn't a spirit pill (靈藥) granting massive internal energy.
It was a divine medicine (神藥) that could fix even the most fucked-up body condition.
lmaoooooooo you get it now retard?
Might help high-level folks like us lmao
But for a scrub like you, totally meaningless lmaoooooooooooo
"Ah."
The moment I heard that, something in my head went snap.
[Block this gallery user? Y/N]
Get out.