I Will Become a Misandrist Vtuber
I am a woman. I am a woman. I am a woman. I began self-hypnosis in my mind. I am a pure and innocent... "Wait a second..." Isn't it the women who are strong in this world? "Then am I a man? Or am I a woman?" Suddenly, my identity began to spiral into confusion. Uh... so... I am a man, but I have to play the role of a woman, but the role of a woman has become the role of a man, so did I become a man who has to play the role of a man? "What is this..." My high-school-graduate brain couldn't process this any further. "I'll just go with the vibe of a laid-back woman." As I muttered that to myself, a wild viewer appeared.
"Ah! Hello, Mr. English-Something!" "I wrote the title with all my heart!"
"Yes!" I said confidently. To be precise, I don't hate men. I just hate the men in this world... "Is there a problem with that?"
"Hmm... what's the problem?"
"Because they're ugly, and they look like they'd be boiled down into either anchovy broth or pig-fat broth." The chat room went quiet for a moment.
"Huh?"
"Me? Why?"
"Whaaat? Really?" I reacted with deliberate exaggeration.
"Well... I have to stream, so I'll be right here! Ah! I'd appreciate some tips for MineCraft..." My first viewer had disappeared at some point. "Hmm..." It seems my first RP was too intense. Actually, it's the truth disguised as an RP, but it's fine as long as no one knows.
"Huh?" A few minutes later, the number of viewers started to increase suddenly.
[Viewer Count: 29]
"To have so many people come at once... what is going on?"
"What's happening?" After that, the number of viewers kept increasing.
"The Internet Broadcasting Gallery?" I paused the game and went to the gallery. The latest featured post was titled "Reality Check for Misandrist Woman-Bug."
(Hakuryu Live Broadcast Link)
This Vtuber-bitch says she's a misandrist and keeps acting like she doesn't know what the problem is. How about a reality check? Let's just make her taste the bitterness of a streaming life so she quits. Looking at her avatar, she seems to have spent a lot of money too lololol
"This actually works?" In a gallery where various posts get buried and disappear, this one caught people's eyes and caused a stir. "Ahem... so what is the problem?" I continued without panicking.
"No, there's no need to praise men. There isn't just one or two men in the world..."
I deleted the severe insults and personal attacks that popped up here and there and continued the conversation. "Hmm... is the number of people small really that big of a deal?"
"Isn't it too unfair for one man to meet several women?"
"And honestly, are men handsome? Every single one of them..."
"No... that's not it, honestly, they aren't handsome. Agreed?"
"They don't know this..." It seems I'm a mutant with two eyes on an island of one-eyed people. Is that the right way to use that phrase? A minor doubt arose, but I moved on. "Then, is there anyone among the viewers who can open my eyes?"
[Viewer Count: 54]
The viewer count had already surpassed 50. Then, my first viewer raised his hand.
"Wow! My first viewer! Just a moment." I set asdf123's chat to be clearly visible on the screen and started the conversation. "Why do you think we should serve men, Mr. English-123?"
"Yes? Why?"
"That's true. Isn't it the same the other way around?"
"Well? Is there anyone in the world who is replaceable?"
"Well, it's not wrong! You are the only one!" As my words were predicted, I spoke strongly without realizing it. "Men are just too full of a sense of privilege!"
"They just live carelessly! They think they're special humans anyway... We work hard and live desperately... Men have no effort other than just being born!"
"No?" I must have gotten too immersed in the days I was discriminated against in the past, and a tearful sound must have come out. "So..."
My first viewer's unexpected answer surprised both me and the other viewers. "Acknowledge?"
"Right! That's right!"
"What?"
"What did you say?"
"They are different..."
"So, you're saying it's natural for men to be treated preferentially because men and women are different?"
"What do you want me to do!"
"I am a Queen who is a misandrist! A Queen wants to hate men a little! How dare a commoner!" That's how I started my RP acting.
I closed the 1-on-1 chat window after receiving high praise. "Ahem, I, the Queen, will play MineCraft today with my commoner sisters!"
"Ah! Sisters, please don't leave! I beg you, it's my first time playing MineCraft..." While a lecture on RP was taking place in the chat, I turned MineCraft back on and created a map. "Commoner sisters, what should I do first?"
Various tips were flying around, but there were no tips that seemed practically helpful. Then, I saw one viewer's advice.
"Chop wood first? Can I chop it with my bare hands?" I went to a place that looked like a tree and chopped it as advised. "Oh. Thank you!" That's how I went around chopping wood.