The Plan: Screwing the Head Maid!

The next morning, I checked my quest rewards and started the day.

The head maid came in to help with breakfast. I'd never stayed at a five-star hotel, but this came pretty damn close.

I took a sip of water, then casually poured another glass and slipped an aphrodisiac into it. The head maid still had no idea.

"Ah, isn't the weather just gorgeous? A day like this, I ought to be out on a picnic with someone like you, Head Maid!"

She didn't so much as change her expression as she turned to leave the room.

"If you'll excuse me..."

"Hold on! It's hot out — have some water first. If you don't drink this, I won't let you leave. You want me to make a scene?"

The moment I started being stubborn about it, her gaze shifted from cold to contemptuous. It was the kind of scornful look a goddess would give you, and damn if it didn't turn me on. I almost wished she'd start cussing me out too.

"Gulp. Haa. I'll be back at lunch."

She downed the glass in one shot and walked right out, completely unaware of what was in it. Well, the effects would kick in soon enough.

Talking her around isn't going to work. She's a fortress. Anyone watching would think the lord had her mind-controlled.

I sighed and finished my meal. A woman who wouldn't fold after a few words? Even better. Conquering a woman like that with an aphrodisiac would be an even bigger rush.

Plus, she's the lord's right-hand woman. Her value is limitless.

Around here, the head maid seemed to outrank even the butler. She probably knew at least one or two of the lord's dirty secrets.

Then a message came in from Dinora.

I headed straight into the ring. Come to think of it, I'd forgotten to clean up in there.

When I arrived, it was a disaster, just like she'd said. Documents were scattered everywhere, and the safe was somehow jammed into the ground corner-first.

"Haa. This is gonna take a while."

I was tidying up when Dinora appeared. Her expression looked grave.

"I wasn't trying to snoop, but I saw the ledgers. The Lord of Weaverpool... is he really that kind of person?"

"He is. That's why I've been digging around him lately."

"There's no one left in this world you can trust. He was supposed to be the poster boy for good influence!"

The Lord of Weaverpool had such a reputation as a righteous man that even Dinora knew of him. It was all a mask, of course.

"Most of the guys who go around preaching about 'positive influence' aren't right in the head. It's science. Science."

The bastard deserved to be judged. Dinora spoke carefully.

"...I think I might be able to help you with something."

"What?"

I wondered what she was planning. Helping me, of all things. We talked it over. Truth was, I'd already drawn up a plan to take down the Lord of Weaverpool — the problem was I didn't have enough pieces to ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠make it work. But the proposal Dinora came up with was radical.

She'd once been famous in the capital. And she was an attractive woman, to boot. Yeah — if she was in on this, it might not be impossible after all. Just in case, I gave her a mental immunity potion. She might be able to create an opening with the Lord of Weaverpool, or at the very least get evidence that he was a bastard.

"This could be dangerous for you, my lady. You should reconsider..."

"You already gave me a potion. What's there to worry about?"

"Even so... ngh!"

Dinora grabbed that dumb cowlick of mine.

"Don't worry. I'll show you I'm a stronger woman than you think."

"Lady Dinora..."

"You think I got famous on skill alone? I've got guts, and I've got courage! I'll prove it!"

"...Alright. I'll call you if I need you!"

Show and Prove wasn't something only I could do. Other people could do it too. In that sense, I wanted to believe in Dinora. In her own Show and Prove.

After chatting about this and that with Dinora, I returned to reality. It was already lunchtime. Time sure flew.

Knock knock.

"Come in."

Must be the head maid. The door opened and she came in carrying the meal — but she didn't look well.

"Haa... haa...♥"

The way she looked at me was sticky and burning hot. The aphrodisiac had kicked in.

Alright. Time to make my move.

I naturally guided her — drunk on the drug — toward the bed.

"Hahh♥ Why is my body... nngh♥"

It had been a while since she'd drunk the stuff. Her face, her neck — she was already sheened with sweat. She let out a feverish breath, then clutched at her maid uniform like the fabric itself had become unbearable. A moment later, as if she'd made up her mind, she started stripping it off.

A shrug, a slide, a rustle.

And there she was. Not a thread on her. Sweat beaded across every inch of bare skin. She palmed one gleaming C-cup breast in the lamplight and, with her other hand, started rubbing the thick, completely hairless lips of her pussy. A slow smile crept across her mouth. Then she spread her thighs wide.

"I can't take it anymore... hahh♥ Your cock♥ Give me your cock♥"

Even the hole beneath her pussy clenched and unclenched, fluttering with every ragged, excited breath. I walked toward her slowly. Yeah. The aphrodisiac was the real deal.

I stripped and climbed onto the bed. It was a maid's bed, so it creaked. Didn't matter. Even if the legs snapped clean off, I was still going to fuck her.

A wet schlick rang out as I drove my cock straight in. The maid's limbs shuddered — and then her smile climbed even higher.

"Nngh-hhk♥ knnhhhnn♥"

I started thrusting. She rocked with every stroke, those taut breasts bouncing wild and free, the bed groaning and creaking underneath us.

"Oh god♥ nnh-kiih♥ The hero's cock is inside me♥ ahh♥ I'm going crazy♥ My pussy's dripping everywhere♥ This feels fucking amazing!"

The head maid rolled her hips like she couldn't contain the pleasure. I put power into my waist and shoved the head of my cock in deeper. She shut her eyes and grinned, savoring the sex itself, her tits shaking in every direction at once.

"Being the head maid, I bet you've got a lot on your plate."

"Nngh♥ It's nothing special♥ But taking care of the young master's lust is a real chore♥"

"Taking care of his lust?"

"Every night, hahh♥ I go to the young master's room ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠and, aahh♥ suck on his limp little cock♥"

"That does sound like a chore. And that's it?"

"Yeees♥ I've never let him have my pussy down below♥ But I might have to allow it soon♥"

Now that was a story I unexpectedly wanted to hear. I grabbed her thighs and changed the angle, driving in on a diagonal. Her pussy, startled by the unfamiliar stretch, clamped down hard around my cock.

"Let's hear more about that. What do you mean, you might have to allow it soon?"

"Nngh-kuung♥ nnngh♥ Before I knew it he'd drawn up marriage papers♥ hihhng♥ He said he'd take my virginity tonight♥"

I sped up without meaning to. The head maid thrashed like she was losing her mind, moans tearing out of her.

"Aaah, it's getting faster♥ haahh♥ nngh-haahh♥ kkihyaaat♥"

"You like my cock that much?"

"A cock this manly and huge♥ kyahh♥ There's not a woman alive who'd hate this♥"

Her eyes were half-lidded. She even licked her lips. Then they snapped fully open and she nodded, like my cock had won her over completely.

"Aahh♥ kyaahh♥ It's so hot it's splitting my body open♥ nnhiih♥ It tastes so good, the hero's cock tastes so goood♥"

I fucked her harder. She shook from head to toe to match me. Her pussy squeezed so tight I thought it might never let go — then surrendered, going slack, only for her inner walls to take over and coil around my cock instead.

She opened her mouth. The corners of her eyes were curved with pleasure.

"Nnh-huhu♥ Look at my filthy, dirty hole♥ Every time the hero's cock, hahh♥ slams into me it gapes open♥ and drools that fishy juice♥"

"Thanks to that, my cockhead's kissing your womb."

"Nnhhaahh♥ It's coming in so deep♥ hahh, I feel like my whole lower ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠half is going to melt off♥ You're stabbing my weak spot over and over like a beast♥"

"Oh, you like it there. How about here?"

I reached down and gently stroked her clit. The head maid's eyes smiled. Then I pinched it.

She jerked — and a raw, piercing moan ripped out of her.

"Nnh♥ If you do it like tha— nngkyaaaaaahh♥"

A clear, spring-water gush of girlcum sprayed out of her. She'd just come from that one pinch, and she was smiling with the face of a bitch in heat, both eyes gone heart-shaped.

To think she'd show a face this cheap, this much of a mutt in heat. A head maid this much of a slut. Even better.

"Hhh, haa!"

"Aaaahh♥ aaah♥ I love it when you pinch me♥ Your cockhead went even deeper♥ Pound my womb walls like a savage♥"

I liked those nasal little moans. She was laying her pleasure out exactly as it was, no filter. Watching her soak the sheets through with sweat made the root of my cock ache.

Then her pussy seized in a violent cramp. I looked down — she was bleeding virgin blood. A vivid red line, fresh as paint just spilled, soaked into the sheets right after the sweat.

"Nnh♥ knnhhnnngh♥"

"Hymen: GET!"

"Haaahh♥ I offered my virginity to the hero♥ uhhuhu♥ I'm so happy! Not to that pig of a young master, haahh♥ but to a hero with a huge cock and a handsome face♥"

"The honor is mine, ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠Head Maid."

"Fuck me more♥ Until everything I've bottled up comes undone♥ Ram my lowly hole without holding back♥ nngh♥"

She cried it out in a voice that had gone pitch-perfect, like she was the one about to come. There was no holding back after that. I slammed my cock in with everything I had, right on the edge of finishing, pistoning so hard it was closer to violence than sex. The head maid smiled like her mouth might split to her ears. It was something close to madness.

"Nngkyaahh♥ Yes, yesss♥ Violate me more♥ With the hero's holy meat-sword♥ ingghh♥"

"You like it? Mind if I cum inside like this?"

"Yes, yeshh♥ Pour the hero's nutritious baby batter into the spot you've been pounding♥ Please, hurry♥ Mark your filthy territory inside meee♥"

The head maid was close to frenzy. Even better. I reached out, grabbed her breasts, and rolled my hips in a wide, brutal swing. The bed looked ready to collapse at any second. Her pussy had gone bright red, spilling water every time I bottomed out, and the head of my cock was punching straight for her womb. I felt the heat of the bliss pouring off her and clenched my teeth.

Any second. I was going any second.

I squeezed those springy tits and drove my cock in one last time.

My cock convulsed like a rabid dog, pumping rope after rope of cum without a pause. I pulled out mid-spasm and it just kept going, twitching and drooling like a lunatic, still unloading even after it had left her pussy.

Whether it was the aphrodisiac or not, the affection jump was insane.

When the orgasm finally died down, the head maid scooped the cum off herself with her fingers and sucked them clean. Her eyes curved into crescents, worn and knowing as a succubus who'd seen it all.

"Aaah♥ I did it♥ I went and did it with the hero♥ haa, ahh♥ Inside me, the hero's seed is sloshing around♥"

I'd gone and done it. From this moment on, this head maid was mine. Mine to do with as I pleased.

I caught my breath, then lay down beside her.