A Deal, and a Long-Awaited Massage ♥

In the end, this was where I wound up.

Creeeak. Thunk.

Lewina sat in the exact same pose as last time I saw her. She was always here, planted in that spot like a statue.

"Oho?"

The corner of her mouth curled up, slow and sly.

"Well, if it isn't that brat from last time."

"Call me by my name. I'm an official Hero now."

Lewina looked thoroughly unimpressed. She lifted a twig-thin finger and pointed it straight at me.

"Hooong, but you know how it is, right? Official Hero, two-bit knight — doesn't matter. For an information broker like me, money's what talks."

"I came to ask about this. Thought about taking it to a merchant guild, but it didn't seem like the ordinary kind of item."

I pulled out the Abyssal Sphere. Between the description and the way it sat in my hand, this was no ordinary item. Holding it too long felt like it might drive you insane.

"Huuuh?!"

Lewina recoiled like I'd just whipped my dick out. Her eyes trembled violently, locked on the Abyssal Sphere.

Scrabble-scrabble-SCRAPE!

She came crawling at an insane speed. She didn't look human — she looked like a beast.

Oh, shit! What the hell? That scared the crap out of me.

I stepped back without thinking. The aura rolling off her was that alien. She threw up a frantic hand.

"Ah— ahh, that, that! Where'd you get it? How'd you get it?"

"What? What even is this?"

"Snnnniff. Hhaaaaah."

Lewina pressed her nose to the Abyssal Sphere and took a deep, serious inhale. Her lips stretched into a satisfied grin.

"I can smell it — the fragrance of a Great Being! Aah, haaang. How I've missed this. I used to be addicted to these..."

"...What is it."

"A fragment of a Great Being. Gather them all together and a statue for worshipping the Great Being appears!"

"That's it?"

Lewina was practically drooling at the question. So this special item just... produced a statue? That was it? You couldn't even use it for enhancement or magitech? I felt a little deflated. What a letdown.

"Heheh, what more do you need? It's a treasure, a real treasure. Sell it to me. I'll trade you S-rank information!"

"Huh? S-rank information?"

Lewina nodded like a madwoman. I honestly couldn't wrap my head around it.

What? She's offering S-rank intel for this rock chip? I knew she was unhinged, but this is another level.

I was too stunned to even speak. S-rank information... for this?

"S-rank information — what exactly does that cover?"

"Whatever you want!"

Lewina wiggled both hands like she held every secret in the world. Her eyes, though, never left the Abyssal Sphere.

"You know that cult, Those Who Recite Sins? You got info on their leader too?"

She nodded furiously. She looked like an abandoned dog desperate to please. Not that I wanted to pet her.

"It's relatively recent, but yeah, I've got it. I've collected some important leads on their bishop."

"Then it's a deal. Here."

"Oho, in that case...!"

I handed over the documents and Lewina took the Abyssal Sphere. She started stroking it like she'd been waiting her whole life — caressing it, almost.

"Haaah♥ Snnnkf♥ Ungh♥ This is it, this is what I wanted. Aah, I've been so thirsty for this! Heaangh♥"

Lewina started licking the Abyssal Sphere like she was going down on a pair of balls. She was genuinely insane. There couldn't be a crazier bitch in this whole neighborhood.

She stuck out a deep pink tongue and lapped at the Abyssal Sphere, slow and greedy. She licked and licked until thick strands of saliva stretched from it like spider silk.

Yeah, that one's gonna snap someday.

I shook my head and walked out. The intel looked pretty important, after all.

Going through the documents, there was a lot of useful stuff in there. And one particular suspicion, too.

Wait. This suspicion...?

A sense of déjà vu hit me. I tilted my head, then let out a short laugh.

This is going to come in handy. But that's not what matters right now. I'm tired — maybe I should blow off some steam?

I rolled my shoulders and headed to a nearby pawn shop. There was something I wanted to buy.

If you want luxury goods, a pawn shop's the place. A backwater territory like this doesn't have a jeweler.

Territories closer to the capital had them, of course — even villages did. Ours still didn't. Weaverpool might, maybe.

I arrived at the pawn shop and looked over the merchandise. Between the items in glass cases and the ones displayed behind the owner, there was a surprising amount of stuff. I picked out a forty-gold luxury bag.

"Excellent choice, kid. Gift for your mom?"

"I'm an adult, and I'm Lashu the Hero."

"Hhk— khh...! Y-you're him? Thank you for your purchase!"

I headed off with the luxury bag. The Goddess, apparently curious, asked me a question.

To get a massage. Heh.

Been a while since I'd seen Dinora. No idea if she'd heard the news about me, but I was a proper Hero now. There was a lot I wanted to try with her. MILFs really never got old, no matter how many times you had them.

Not sure if she'll even like a luxury bag.

Some women preferred humble things — flowers, letters — over designer goods.

I made my way to Dinora's house. Nobody seemed to be around. Still, you never knew — there could be another customer inside.

Or she could already be doing it with some other guy.

If she was giving someone the special service, what then? No, wait. Why the hell should I hesitate? I'd just sit and watch.

Knock knock. Creeeak.

"Oh my, is that Lashu? I've been hearing so much about you lately!"

"My body's been pretty worn out. Came for a massage!"

"Hee, well come on in."

"Ah, I picked this up on the way. It's yours."

I handed her the luxury bag with a casual, cool-guy nonchalance. The moment we stepped inside, Dinora sucked in a sharp breath.

"Oh my god, th-this is—?! Holy shit!"

Her energy shot through the roof, her voice jumping an entire octave. What? It wasn't that fancy.

"This is a luxury bag made from thicket-boar leather! It's not the latest, but this is a legacy edition, isn't it?!"

"Is it?"

I wouldn't know. Women really were something else. People who were into luxury goods could tell authentic from fake at a glance — and they knew the brand just by looking.

"Are you really giving this to me?"

Dinora looked at me with such heat I thought she might cry. ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠Unexpected.

"Yeah. So today... you know, right? Milk me dry."

"Mm, just you wait! Heheh♥"

The hearts jumped all at once. That was when I figured her out.

So this is her deficiency. Makes sense — she was probably hooked on luxury goods back when she was a big deal in the capital. Living like this ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠now would only make it worse...

I went to the table, stripped everything off, and lay down. Just thinking about what was coming sent a signal to my cock. Dinora finished getting ready and came over, her eyes curving into crescents. Horny bitch.

"Oh my, stripping all the way?"

"What's the problem? We've already sucked and licked each other. Want me to put it back on?"

"No, no. Today I have to take extra-special care of our Hero♥"

Slaaap. Slick. Sliiiide.

Dinora spread rose-scented coconut oil over my entire body. Once she'd coated me with practiced ease, the massage began in earnest.

At first the lukewarm oil felt only so-so. But as she worked it across my whole body, her quiet hands found every knotted muscle and the fatigue just melted out of me on its own. Those really were the hands of a god. I had to bite back a groan more than once or twice. Soft when they needed to be, firm when they needed to push — every muscle in my body was cheering.

Sliiide. Squelch. ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠Sqweeelch.

After a good long stretch of actual massage, Dinora poured oil over my cock. So it was starting for real.

She caressed my cock and balls in turn. My slowly rising shaft started dancing in both of her hands, twitching as those oil-slicked fists closed around it. One hand flattened to press down on the head. The other started circling and squeezing my balls. Then both hands slid downward, wrapping the shaft and stroking it in long, slippery pulls.

"Dinora Mama, you look extra sexy today."

She gave me a smiling glance.

"You always know how to make a woman feel good. Not bad."

"But it's true."

The handjob picked up speed. She hooked one foot halfway onto the bed, settling into a comfortable position — then pressed my cockhead against her smooth underarm and started rubbing.

"Hhhk, hhaah!"

"Eheh♥ Feel good? Does it feel goood?♥"

I wasn't just going to take it. I tickled along her calf with my fingertips, light as a whisper.

"Nnh, hngh♥"

Dinora flinched. I caught her foot and stuck out my tongue, tasting her slowly, savoring it. For a woman who wasn't young, her feet were white and soft.

"Haaamm."

"Nnh, Lashu, hhhk♥"

A tongue thick with spit slipped between her toes. I wrapped one and sucked on it, wet and greedy. Not salty at all — clean and mild. Little by little I took more into my mouth until I had every toe in range.

"Hngh, Lashu, you...!"

"Tastes good."

"Our Hero's hiding a holy sword on his body too, I see?"

"I am a Hero."

"Then it needs proper maintenance. Like this!"

Squeeeeeze!

Dinora clamped down on my balls. I bit her foot without meaning to.

"Kyaaahn♥"

I sucked her big toe like a man possessed and flicked my eyes up. Through her see-through skirt, Dinora's pussy was right there — a pussy I'd tasted once before. The hole flexed and fluttered like it was begging for its owner.

I looked at her. She worked my vein-ridged cock with practiced skill, winding me right up to the edge.

"Oh my, look at it throbbing♥ Take a deep breath and calm down, hehe♥"

She led with all the leisure in the world, flicking the head with her fingers, stroking all the way down to the root. Her technique was insane.

"Feel good? Does it feel good, Hero? So cute♥"

"Heeungh, Mama."

"I'm still charging you, though♥"

"With what?"

"With cum♥ Heaaahn♥ Hhobohp♥"

A proper blowjob. For every inch of my cock she sucked, I sucked her foot and pressed my fingers into her pussy.

Squeeeeeze!

"Unghk♥"

She wasn't about to lose. Both hands pressed up from under my balls like she was giving them acupressure. Then, with the head still in her mouth, her tongue started relentlessly probing the slit.

Fuck, I was losing it. Women really loved that spot.

"Nngh, khh!"

"Uvbhhp♥ Chhup♥ I knew it — a young master's cock is so big and delicious♥"

"Nnh, Mamaaa."

"Don't get too excited. Picture it. I'm out in nature. I'm getting fucked out in nature♥"

"Aah, that's so good. ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠Dinora Mama, you're the best."

"Lashu the Hero is the best too♥"

Her eyes curved into smiling crescents. She drove her tongue into the slit and started spinning it like a screwdriver. Every time it went deep, my hips jerked on their own. My cock swelled and thickened until I could barely breathe.

Holy shit, go all the way in — I've never felt anything like this! It feels like I'm getting sucked into outer space!

Even I was thrown. Dinora was a technical monster.

"Hchhup♥ C-cum for meee♥ I don't even get to look at a man these days♥ There's only you, Lashu♥"

"Nngh, wait, aaaah!"

"Nngulp♥ Cum♥ Cum♥ Dump it all in my upper pussyyyyy♥"

Throb, throb — spuuurt! Spurt-spurt-spuuurt!

I came until her mouth was full. Dinora held it there and looked back at me, wearing the blissed-out smile of a satisfied female. A mouth brimming with cum, a single pubic hair sitting right in the middle of it. She opened wide to show me, then swallowed it all in one go.

Gulp.

What a woman. Hhh, I was drained.

Milked me dry again today.

I reached for Dinora's breasts, ready to enjoy the afterglow. They were springy and chewy and I wanted to suck on them.

BANG BANG BANG! SLAM!

Someone started pounding on the door. We both froze.

"Wh-who is that?!"

"Wait, clothes—!"

I threw my clothes on in a panic. Fuck, who the hell shows up at a time like this?!