Chapter 62
Chapter 62
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 62
Chapter Title: Let's Do a Guerrilla Broadcast!
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Today, the Domestic Virtual YouTuber Gallery—affectionately known as VerGal—was buzzing like crazy.
Most of the gallery's users were viewers of Blue LUV.
And now, two members of Blue LUV were taking a full day off stream.
Honestly, if it had just been a simple day off, it wouldn't have stirred up this much hype.
But the real fuel for the fire was a tweet Lucrezia posted this afternoon.
Yep, that was it.
Who would've thought the reason both were off-stream was an offline meetup?
This single tweet reignited old clips from Last Stream highlighting their chemistry, and the long-dormant Ruble Squad—fans calling them that since both names start with "Lu," making it a "double Lu" or Ruble—finally rose up in arms.
Here, Garlic Squad refers to Lucrezia's fandom.
You might wonder how a vampire like Lucrezia ends up with a fandom called Garlic Squad.
There's a backstory to it.
Lucrezia's fandom name was decided a bit later than others, and they took suggestions from viewers.
It came from the fact that, despite being a vampire, she has this quirky love for garlic,
and her habit of flirting with "It's always just me for you."
Thus, Garlic Squad was born.
Anyway, thanks to this one tweet, the Garlic Squad was already cheering "Victory for our Mistress!"
Everyone knew about the special attention and affection Lucrezia showered on Lulu during streams.
The Garlic Squad had always said as a mantra that Lucrezia would be the ultimate winner.
And today, that prediction was finally coming to fruition.
Title: Luli Squad freaks look so good wrecked lolololol
Author: AsLucreziaWills
Honestly, they only started living together cuz Lulu-chan's place collapsed, no choice But from the moment Luli Squad declared victory over that, I knew lololol Chugging bowls of kimchi soup like crazy lolololololol Mistress's victory! lolololol
Just as the offline date hype was rolling hot...
About five hours after Lucrezia's tweet, in the evening as things were dying down...
Something reignited the fire.
Yes indeed.
A guerrilla collab with the Ruble duo!
Lulu's just voice since no avatar, but still.
How could anyone pass this up?
In that moment, not just Ruble Squad—everyone united in cheers.
Title: Guerrilla collab incoming?!
Author: LuluOnly
(Screenshot of Lucrezia's tweet) It's happening, post up bitches lololololol Took the day off work cuz two were off-stream, was legit crying Feels like compensation, I'm happy af Gotta order chicken now
For the viewers, the longest 10 minutes of their lives ticked by slowly.
Finally, the promised time arrived.
Ding-
Everyone's Twitch notifications lit up red.
Hehe, my heart's kinda pounding for some reason.
I've collabed with Chae-yoon unnie before,
but that time we both used avatars.
For some reason, just voice today feels way more nerve-wracking.
"Da-jeong-ah, ready to go live?"
"Yeah, unnie."
Click-
Unnie hit the red button to start the stream.
Viewers flooded in like a tidal wave.
Probably cuz of the tweet heads-up.
Even for a guerrilla stream, they poured in like they all knew already. Kinda funny.
- Luha
- Luha Luha
- Hi Lu
- Konchurup
They all know I'm here too.
Even on unnie's stream, my greeting mixes with hers.
"Hey everyone, konchurup. Went on a date with Lulu-chan today, so thought I'd fire this up for old times' sake. Lulu-chan's right here with me."
"Hi everyone! It's voice-only Lulu-chan~"
- Oh Lulu-chan's voice!
- Date fun?
- At Lu's place now?
"Yep, at Lu unnie's house. Just greeted auntie and her little sis too."
From what I know, Ra-hee unnie's family is a big one with grandparents living together.
But today, both elders are off on a trip, so no meet.
A bit disappointing, but next time.
- Oh
- Reactions?
- They welcome you?
"Uh, well..."
They did welcome me, but how to put it?
Memories of So-eun unnie are still vivid, making me hesitate.
I shot Ra-hee unnie a look: 'Should I tell the truth?'
She sighed softly, taking the bullet.
"Reaction or not... I thought I'd die of embarrassment cuz of my sis. First time meeting and she goes 'Lulu-chan!' and hugs her tight?"
- lololololololololol
- No way lolololololol
- Twin evil cherries? lolololol
- Lu's lil sis knows Lulu-chan?
"Knows? She's a massive fan. Zero interest in me, just demanding Lulu-chan merch later."
Eek?!
She really said that?
Grateful she likes me, but surprising.
If it were me, I'd stan Lucrezia instantly if my sis was her.
- Hilarious lolololol
- How serious? lololol
- Mom's reaction?
"Yeah, Mom loved it too. She watches our stuff sometimes? Always said 'I like Lulu best' cuz she's so sweet and cute. Jumped for joy on sight."
Ah, auntie too.
That explains the warm welcome at first meet.
She even knew my name.
- How's a whole mom trio cherries lololol
- Lulu-chan do mukbang soon!
- Lulu-chan's purity in danger lololol
- Lulu-chan if kidnapped by vampire cough twice
"What're you all saying? Kidnapped? Sounds like I dragged Lulu-chan here. Right, Lulu-chan?"
"Uh? Y-yeah, totally..."
Half true, kinda dragged.
Planned to split after dessert,
but Ra-hee unnie said "'Promise' meant coming home, not playing out."
Anyway, I walked here myself.
No brute force...
"Ahem!"
"Lulu-chan?"
"N-no! Just a cough, think I'm catching a cold..."
But I coughed anyway.
Ra-hee unnie glared like she'd devour me, calling my name.
Freaked, I waved hands and averted eyes.
Eek.
Ra-hee unnie scary.
- LuLu... what did you do to Lulu-chan...
"Nah, Lulu-chan's joking. Might've pissed me off a bit tho? I just wanted to hang, not drag her..."
"Eek! S-sorry...!"
- Gasp
- Queen's mad ㄷㄷ
- Sorry I couldn't protect you...
- Sorry Cherry Squad sucks...
First time seeing unnie's eyes flash fierce.
I bowed 90 degrees, ready to bolt.
Meanwhile, unnie like a true vampire,
legs crossed casually, chair-bound, tapping cheek with finger, eyeing me.
Like a queen pondering punishment.
- Passing cherry here. Queen's mercy for our sincerity, spare the streamer?
"Tch, not enough sincerity? Lulu-chan's only worth that to you?"
- Cough up more lololololol
- Queen's the money machine lololol
- Cherries move! Queen wants more to save Uparupa!
- Evil unnie using maknae for cash ㄷㄷ
Sob, sorry Cherries.
My fault you're suffering.
I'll apologize solo on my next stream.
Max reactions too, hang in there today.
"Nope, can't let it slide. Gotta punish Lulu-chan."
"Sniff... I'll take any punishment gladly."
- What
- O_O ;
- Kinda sus phrasing...
- Uparupa punished by vampire queen hnnng
- Move aside, got job for Lulu-chan
Resigned, I nodded.
Dunno what delusions viewers have,
but chats brimmed with anticipation.
Everyone's mean.
Forgive me moments ago,
now flip-flopping demanding punishment quick.
Take it back.
Won't talk to Cherries on next stream.
Plenty familiar nicks in recent chats.
Think I don't know? Hmph.
"Good, punishment time. Lulu-chan, come sit here?"
"Th-there?"
"Yep."
Tap tap, I sat on her patted thigh, clueless.
Normally I'd block her body,
but 20cm+ height gap made her stick out instead.
Eek.
Feels like defeat.
Squeeze-
"There, Lulu-chan stays like this whole stream."
"Eeeek...?! L-like this? Too embarrassing...!"
- What is it?
- ????
- Show us too!!!!!!!!!
- Lu Pres contract violation aaaah!!!!
Oh right, viewers can't see our setup.
But explaining this pose myself? Mortifying.
"No biggie. Just sat Lulu-chan on my lap. Our maknae's my hug pillow for the day."
- O_O
- Lemme hug Lulu-chan too!!!!!
- How much to let me do it?
- Wanna squish Lulu-chan's cheeks...
- Let me sit on Lulu-chan's lap and backhug too pls
"N-no way you'd let that!"
Exposed to the world,
I couldn't hold the shame, face beet red, yelling.
The most despairing fact right now?
Stuck on unnie's thigh like this for at least two more hours of stream.
I might die of embarrassment for real.