Chapter 171
Chapter 171
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 171
Chapter Title: I Have No Personal Feelings!
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After messing around in Hyper War for a bit...
We killed some time chatting idly in the low-traffic chat, and before we knew it, it was nearing midnight.
In other words, the end was finally in sight for this chaotic collab stream.
『Hey girls, shall we check out what the other group's up to?』
『Sure, sounds good, President.』
"Me too!"
By now, we'd all gotten pretty comfortable with each other's characters.
We weren't just mimicking speech patterns—we were nailing the voices too.
Humans really are creatures of adaptation, huh.
Anyway, with the end in sight, we figured we'd hop over to the other Discord room to see how they were doing.
We'd heard they'd just finished their game and were taking a break, so we wouldn't be bothering them.
*Ding-*
『No way, Lilith, you were the total troll! Why are you only strict with me?!』
『If you hadn't forgotten to switch, sis, I wouldn't have messed up either!』
『Guys, can you stop fighting...?』
The chaotic conversation hit us the moment we entered the Discord room.
It almost made me doubt what I was hearing.
Hmm, so according to my memory...
Ra-hee unnie was wearing Chae-yoon unnie's avatar, Lilith.
Chae-yoon unnie was wearing Ji-ah unnie's avatar, Ellin.
And Ji-ah unnie was wearing Ra-hee unnie's avatar, Lucrezia.
- If you just listen to the voices, it sounds normal lol
- Chaos the second you see the avatars lol
- Is this the red pill or whatever?
- Never seen Luke make a face like that before lololol
Yeah, just like the Cherries said—the voices alone sound totally fine.
Chae-yoon unnie bickers with Yuna or Ra-hee unnie all the time.
Ra-hee unnie usually acts mature like Ji-ah unnie.
But once a verbal spat starts, she flares up like wildfire.
Ji-ah unnie's always stuck playing peacemaker.
But the second you look at the avatars? Total chaos.
Because not just their real personalities, but broadcast-wise too...
Lilith is famous for never talking back to Ellin.
And we've never seen Ellin blame others or scream her head off.
So the disconnect is massive.
And seeing Lucrezia all flustered like that? That's a whole other novelty.
This must be the true charm of April Fool's.
It felt pretty torturous up until a moment ago.
But watching this positive side of April Fool's? Actually kinda fun.
Yeah... next year, maybe everyone except me could do it?
Doing it myself is way too exhausting, but watching? Pure gold.
Tons of clip potential too.
It was the moment when my soul as a Blue-oji—not as Virtual YouTuber Lulu—ignited.
『Girls, the President's here—say hi!』
『Ah, you're here! President!』
『Wah, I've never used that speech pattern...!』
『Hang in there just a bit longer, Ellin unnie. It's almost over.』
Was the magic finally wearing off, Cinderella-style?
A few people were already breaking character midway through their assigned RP.
Still, the collab was wrapping up on a high note.
...The mid-stream chaos notwithstanding, yeah.
『So what were you all up to over there?』
With the stream winding down, all six of us gathered for some chit-chat.
Chae-yoon unnie—in Ellin's avatar—was especially curious about our group, showing real interest.
『We did Hyper War, the three of us.』
『Ooh, Lulu... I mean, maknae carried again?』
『Lulu took nano for herself and ditched us. Total troll.』
『Lulu must not have been in top form today.』
"Uuu..."
- L O L O L O L O L O L
- Lulu feels wronged...
- President was the troll lol
- Lulu-chan's not sleeping well tonight lol
No, it's fine.
The President did her best, in her own way.
Our character proficiencies were just mismatched, that's all.
So no crying... *sniff*.
『Oh, and everyone! Lulu has a major announcement today!』
『Ooh!』
"M-Major announcement? Lulu-chan, what do you mean...?!"
- Oh
- Big one incoming?
- ㄷㄱㄷㄱ
- Major announcement from Lulu (not really)
I was pulling myself together, nursing my solo sorrows.
Then suddenly, the President—in my avatar as Lulu-chan... or whatever you call it—grabbed everyone's attention, and my fur stood on end.
Something felt ominous.
『Kang Lulu will be streaming Ring Peak all day tomorrow in Part 1, and horror games in Part 2!』
"Eeeek?!"
And that unease became reality.
The bomb dropped from the President's mouth—my avatar's mouth—and I yelped in shock.
Discord and chat exploded in celebration, though.
『Woooow!』
『Our maknae's made a big decision!』
『As expected from the maknae! She'll do anything for her Pistas?!』
『The President only has eyes for our Lulu...!』
- Kyaaaaaaa~
- I believed in you!!!!!!!!!
- Pres + Lulu-chan!!!!
- Taking tomorrow off lololol
Nyaack!
No way that'd happen!
That's all lies! Slander! Fake news!
My place doesn't even have Ring Peak gear to begin with!
And horror games? I've sworn never to touch them on stream again!
Don't fall for it, everyone! That's not me!
『If our maknae's stepping up, I as President can't just sit idle! So starting tomorrow, I'll stream with my face cam on forever!』
And it didn't stop there.
As midnight approached, determined to milk the magic for all it was worth...
Yuna—in the President's avatar—boldly declared it next.
The President does have an avatar like ours.
But she's too shy to use it much.
Her fanbase, the Cloud Squad, prays daily with donations for her to turn it on.
Yuna's bomb—fulfilling that long-standing wish—sent Discord and chat into another frenzy.
『What?!』
『President with face cam?!』
『President, you've finally understood the Cloud Squad's hearts...!』
- Sound the fanfareeeee~
- Cloud Squad achieves enlightenment lololol
- Long-term hold wins!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Sudden Yukiko worship from horny Cloud Squad? Upvote lolol
- gc lololol
Wow.
Our stream had a ton of Cloud Squad fans.
Makes sense—Blue LUV streams draw a lot from the President's viewers anyway.
Congrats, Cloud Squad.
Even if it's just an April Fool's lie, you got what you wanted.
This final reckless spree kicked off.
It didn't stop with the President in my avatar or Yuna in the President's.
It raged on until nearly midnight.
『Then I, Ellin, will swear off flour forever starting tomorrow!』
『Yaaah!』
- What
- Possible?
- Bread-loving goddess quits flour?
- Means the world's ending tomorrow lol
First up: Chae-yoon unnie in Ellin's avatar declares no more flour.
I finally heard a "shouting" from Ji-ah unnie.
Well, depriving Ji-ah unnie of flour is harsh—even for someone else.
She even has that famous quote: "If I can't eat bread, I wanna declare independence."
It took her just one day to go from gentle goddess to fiery daughter who'd die for bread.
『In that case, I, Lucrezia, will do a drinking mukbang tomorrow!』
『Unniii!』
- Gasp
- Queen's drunk mode incoming?
- Kyaaaaaaa~
- This is it lololol
- Knows the needs lol
Then Ji-ah unnie—fresh off her hit—announced a booze mukbang in Lucrezia's avatar.
We got to see ever-composed Ra-hee unnie crumble.
FYI, Ra-hee unnie likes alcohol fine.
But she can't handle much, and her drunk antics are wild, so she's drawn a hard line against drinking on stream.
We haven't actually seen how bad it gets.
Even group drinks, she stops at one or two and just snacks after.
Members all say it's a must-see before we die: Ra-hee unnie wasted.
『Alright then, I, Lilith, will have kongguksu for lunch with mint choco for dessert, and pineapple pizza mukbang for dinner tomorrow!』
『Nooooo!』
- Reeeek!
- Leader looks ready to bolt lol
- Mint choco + pineapple pizza is crossing the line fr
- Eating all the tasty stuff... jealous
Finally, even Ra-hee unnie went dark side, yelling in Lilith's avatar.
Chae-yoon unnie screamed.
Oh right, unnie hates beans.
From what I remember, her parents force-fed her as a kid.
She puked once and swore off beans ever since.
She eats some bean stuff fine, like tofu.
But kongguksu? She called it the worst herself.
And for dessert, mint choco for the anti-mint-choco faction.
Pineapple pizza for dinner for the "pineapple must be cold" believer.
Good thing it's just an April Fool's joke.
If she'd lost a bet and had to do it for real...
Chae-yoon unnie might've called in sick tomorrow.
『What about you, Yuki?』
『The Pistas are expecting so much—you gonna sit this out?!』
Everyone had taken their turn.
Somehow, it fell to me to spit out a promise as Yuki.
Ugh, what should I do?
It's all jokes anyway, so anything goes, but...
To make it fun, it'd be best if it'd torture Yuna for real.
"...Ah!"
After much deliberation...
A brilliant idea hit me, and my eyes sparkled.
Not a promise per se, but Yuna's ultimate taboo topic? This!
"Then I, Yukiko Yukihara, hereby officially declare! As of today, I have the biggest head in Blue LUV!"
- Gasp
- What
- That statement... scary
- No Lulu, not that
- April Fool's doesn't excuse everything, Lulu-chan...
It was the answer to the hot Pista debate: "Who has the biggest head in Blue LUV?"
Main contenders: me and Yuna—Yuki-chan.
Our avatars were modeled a bit after our real bodies.
I think mine's the biggest among members.
But just this once, I'll hand the crown to Yuna!
N-Not because I hate admitting mine's big! No way!
*Poof!*
And right after my declaration...
Exactly at midnight, cartoonish smoke and a tiny explosion rocked our stream screens.
『Eh...?』
『Back to normal!』
『Huuugh, that was rough...!』
『Never doing this again next year...』
Our avatars swapped back to normal.
I was Lulu again, sighing in relief at the lighter heart, about to leave Discord...
『Lulu-chan?』
"Y-Yuki-chan?"
『Looks like we need to talk privately.』
"Sorryyyy...!"
Her voice alone froze me solid.
I stopped mid-exit button, flipped my avatar upside down, and groveled in apology.
Uuu, Yuna, sorry...!
I didn't mean it for real...!