Chapter 163
Chapter 163
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 163
Chapter Title: The Queen Said She Enjoys Stirring Things Up!
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The next day, I went live a bit early after giving prior notice.
It's because today is packed with things I have to do.
Or more precisely, it's a day packed with things I want to brag about.
Hehehe.
I can already see a future where I'm showered in the Cherries' envy.
My heart's absolutely racing.
"Hi everyone! Did you all have a good time, Cherries?"
- Woo... Hate off-stream days, Cherries...
- The day felt like hell...
- I wish off-stream days vanished from the world...
- Felt so lonely and tough, Lulu...
I greeted them energetically as usual.
But today, nothing but exhausted-looking chats are rolling in.
Probably because yesterday was an off-stream day.
Truth be told, among the members, I have the fewest off-stream days.
We all basically take one regular off-stream day a week.
In my case, I don't even have a fixed regular off-stream day.
We're in a pretty stable phase now.
But back in the early debut days, even a single off-stream day made me anxious about viewer numbers dropping.
Above all, these days, I just enjoy hanging out with the Cherries so much.
So I avoid off-stream days as much as possible and stream like it's playtime.
But yesterday, the President insisted—no, not fired, but strongly recommended—a day off, so I had no choice.
In the end, thanks to that off-stream day, I got to swap phones with Ra-hee unnie and grab a meal together, so it was a great time.
"Hehe, sorry about that, Cherries. Truth is, I didn't want to take yesterday off either. I haven't rested at all lately, right? So the President nagged me to take at least one day off."
- Gasp
- That's why...
- Then you should rest lol
- Kids, behave...
- I didn't say anything, your honor
Whoa, look at these sly Cherries.
They were just whining about off-stream days.
And the second I mention the President, they all tuck tail? For real?
That's too much, guys.
"Still, thanks to the off-stream day yesterday, I got to hang out with Luke unnie after her move."
- Oh
- Timing worked out nice
- Right, yesterday was Luke-chan's moving day
- What'd you do with Luke-chan?
What did we do, you ask.
Hmm, honestly, we didn't do anything special.
We just swapped phones, came back to the dorm, ate together, chatted a bit, and crashed.
"Nothing special. But as promised, I went with unnie to swap phones."
- Nice
- Finally ditched that junker
- Good job, Lulu!
- Honestly, the L6 was trash...
Woo, that's harsh.
No matter what, it was my phone full of love and memories.
Calling it junk...
[‘Yeh i’ donated 3,000 won for snacks!]
- So what phone did you get?
"Oh, I got the iPhone 12 Pro. Same as Luke unnie!"
- Nice upgrade
- Vtubers find iPhones handy
- Wasn't it expensive?
- Bet Lulu's hands were shaking buying it lol
Since they don't know the full story from yesterday.
They probably assume I was shocked by the price.
Half right, half wrong.
Ugh, I so wanna spill it.
Tell the Cherries I snagged this pricey phone for just 100,000 won and flex!
But I made a promise with Ra-hee unnie, so no choice...
"Got some discounts here and there, so it wasn't as bad as I thought. Plus, they threw in a discount coupon for the wireless earbuds I wanted if I upgraded now, so I went for it."
- Oh
- Lulu snagging AirPods too?
- AirPods are standard with iPhone lol
Yeah, they're really good.
I wondered what difference no wires would make.
It's on another level entirely.
"Ahem, and they say the camera's amazing, so I snapped some pics of Tofu this morning. They came out so cute, right? So I uploaded like twenty Tofu pics to the group chat!"
- Twenty pics lololol
- So happy over a phone lol
- New phones are a whole new world at first lol
- What'd the members say when you got the phone?
I was excitedly listing all the new phone's features.
Then one chat made me recall this morning's chaos, and I shuddered a bit.
"A-actually... I told the members this morning I swapped phones, and they got super mad."
- ?
- Why mad?
- ????????
- What's that mean
Ah, was my explanation too vague?
"So this morning, I woke up and posted Tofu pics to brag about the new phone. We were chatting about it, then suddenly Luke unnie bragged, 'Our couple phones?'"
- What
- Couple phones?
- Did you match colors?
"Yeah. Since we went together for once, I thought matching colors would be cute."
That one word "couple phones" turned the group chat into total chaos.
I was glued to my phone for almost an hour because of it.
And Ra-hee unnie just laughed her head off the whole time.
"Then Yuki-chan huffed that she'd get purple when she upgrades next."
- Lmaoooo
- I can picture it lololol
- Matching Luke-chan's taste with purple?
- Blues all going purple soon lolol
Eh? Yeah.
What if we all end up with purple phones?
Purple-dols instead of Blues...?
No, what would we even call that?
"And it was kinda okay up to there, but then Luke unnie posted a pic she took of us sleeping together yesterday to the group chat. Total mayhem ensued!"
- What
- Slept together?
- Huh?
- OAO ;
- TeTe density rising fast lately...
Argh, not weird thoughts again, guys!
"Slept together" doesn't mean what you think!
It's literal—we just hugged and slept!
"You pervy Cherries! We just hugged and slept, that's it! No weird imaginations!"
- Hugged... and slept?
- That's even weirder OAO ;
- Normal people don't hug in the same bed...
- Verdi-chan said she hugged too, Lulu's tastes are...
Aah, nooo!
We just relied on each other's warmth, that's all!
You know how you wanna hug a big pillow tight? Exactly that!
[‘LukeFan’ donated 5,000 won for snacks!]
- Lulu might've been innocent, but who knows about the Queen
"What? Luke unnie wouldn't have bad thoughts about me!"
- ?
- ???????????
- How to handle this pure soul...
- Lulu, you don't watch Queen's streams?
- Fr lol, if she did, she wouldn't say that
Of course I do!
I watch all the members' videos diligently!
Sure, I've seen Ra-hee unnie say on stream she wants to "keep me on the balcony," "carry me in her pocket," or "kidnap me with eyes closed."
But that's just for stream entertainment!
She wouldn't actually think that!
Don't you know "bangbang watch"?! You idiots!
[‘LuluLovesRibRibs’ donated 1,000 won for snacks!]
- If you're that upset, call the Queen for a three-way confrontation gg
"Fine! I'll call Luke unnie and prove nothing happened!"
If you want proof that badly, no choice.
Just don't regret knowing the truth!
Absolutely nothing happened!
[Me] - Unnie
[Me] - Can you hop on Discord now?
[Me] - Cherries keep imagining weird stuff since I said we slept together
[Luke unnie] - OK
She's probably streaming, so I asked first.
Then I hit the call button.
Connection tone barely starts before Ra-hee unnie picks up sharp.
"Unnieee!"
『Yeah, Lulu? Cherries giving you grief?』
"Yesss...! They keep imagining weird stuff since I said we slept together. Scold them quick...!"
I'm not usually this character.
But today, to fully leverage Ra-hee unnie's rep.
I whined in a childish, spoiled tone.
Hehe, you dumb Cherries.
Too late for regrets now.
Brace for the brutal fact bomb and run.
『But Lulu.』
"Yes, unnie!"
『What weird stuff do the Cherries mean? Unnie doesn't know.』
"Huh? Th-that's..."
- Gasp
- What
- Lulu panicking lol
- Fr lol what's weird? She really doesn't know
- Explain specifically and she'll get it lol
I waited full of smug anticipation.
Then unnie's question hit, and I froze.
Th-they want me to explain in detail what weird stuff the Cherries imagine... now?
"W-well... weird stuff is like..."
『Weird stuff is?』
"Like, this and that... umm..."
『This and that what?』
I try gesturing embarrassedly to explain.
But no clue how to describe it.
My face just heats up, embarrassment growing.
And Ra-hee unnie surely knows.
Yet she feigns ignorance, prodding me.
So evil...!
"L-like kissing or..."
『Pffft. Kissing is weird to our maknae?』
"I-it's not that weird but... kinda weird."
『Really? Then our maknae did weird stuff with unnie yesterday?』
"...Huh?"
Wh-what's that mean?
We did weird stuff?
I didn't do anything like that with unnie...
『But when our maknae fell asleep, unnie kissed her forehead. Isn't that weird?』
"R-really...?!"
『Yeah, and Lulu was groping unnie's body in her sleep? That's weird too.』
"Eek...?!"
- Kiss and groping?
- OAO ;
- Can't explain this away...
- This lewd Uparupa...
- Polar bear shrinks again today...
A-ah, no! No!
This is definitely a trap!
Me touching unnie? Like sleep-tossing and bumping... yeah, must be that!
『Plus Lulu just said kissing's weird.』
"I-I didn't say that much!"
『Oh, naughty then? Lulu said kissing's naughty.』
"That's even weirder...!"
Unnie's extra mischievous today!
She's got the spiciest talk among us!
But today she's an 8-ton truck with broken brakes!
『Anyway, Lulu said that, but didn't Lulu get caught kissing the President before?』
".........Huh?"
- ??????????????????
- Caught doing what?
- Queen, details plz ;
- This the office romance thing?
- Reason President favors Lulu lol
I flail to counter unnie.
Then the sudden bombshell.
I blank on my words, freeze like a statue, eyes blinking blankly.
S-sure, it happened, but...
Th-that time, President just punished my dumb antics with a kiss...?
No, Ra-hee unnie knows the whole story!
She heard it from President when we got caught!
Why pretend now and bring it up on stream?!
Total villain!
『Plus Lulu took unnie's first... and says that?』
"F-f-f-first what...?!"
『Unnie's first time sleeping with someone outside family was Lulu. And now second too.』
"Th-then say it like that...! Sounds wrong!"
- Demon woman who stole Queen's first and second lol
- Lock 19+ and continue?
- How lewd is this Uparupa...?
- Best coupling's LuBlue lol
Unnie's unstoppable trolling turned the stream to chaos.
I deeply regretted calling her as a witness for clarification.
『Or wanna sleep together again? Unnie can teach you exactly what's weird.』
"No sleeping together...! I'll lock the door tight...!"
No proper explanation, just deeper suspicions.
The short call ended like that.
Now LuBlue fans cheering in chat, and I had to watch.
Sniff.
Never sleeping with Ra-hee unnie again.
Hate unnie.