Gender Ratio 1:99
God.
I have a wish.
I want to be popular.
Ah, of course I'm not asking to become handsome. I do have a conscience, you know. And it's not that I want to get more talented, either. That sounds like a hassle.
Just make me popular without me having to do a thing.
What's that? Am I saying I want to be rich?
Well, obviously. I want that as the baseline, and then extra popularity on top of it.
✦ WISH GRANTED ✦
I shall grant that wish.