From Hospitalization to Discharge: Everyday Moments (4)
"Ugh..."
"No need to push yourself. Just stay put."
After getting creampied three times in a row during the ride to the Interspecies Support Center in the honeybee limousine, 6974 was completely limp. When she tried to open the door and staggered, I grabbed her, sat her back down, and said that.
"S-sorry..."
I wasn't helpless or anything; she didn't need to apologize for something like this.
I patted 6974's head as she made that apologetic face and said,
"I'll be quick, so just wait here a sec."
"Yes... Understood. We'll wait here then."
She nodded at my words and replied like that. Leaving her behind, I looked around my workplace, which I'd returned to after so long.
Nothing had really changed.
There was no reason for anything to change in just a week anyway.
Anyway, just as I'd roughly checked on Yanetja, I headed straight to the underground extraction room.
"Whoa..."
Maybe because of the rumors on Yanetja, there were more Dispensers in the extraction room than usual.
I even saw some faces I'd never spotted before, so they must've come on an expedition from other areas.
Whatever. It didn't fucking matter to me where they came from.
I'd just do my thing and bounce.
I picked an empty room at random, grabbed one of the disposable semen extraction onaholes provided there, and tore open the packaging.
Squishy.
It was made using the slime method mimicking slime properties, and the inside was modeled after a succubus pussy—a disposable onahole.
Honestly, it felt better than most real things.
If this hit the market, human birth rates and a few other species' would probably tank hard.
Of course, as good as it felt, it was basically just jerking off, so not really my thing.
But for the sole purpose of extracting semen, this was convenient.
Even if it was an imitation, a succubus pussy was still a succubus pussy.
The first time I used one, I blew my load the second I stuck it in...
As someone who knew just how insane real succubi were—hell, yesterday I nearly died after getting milked over ten times in Lilith's mouthpussy while just fooling around—it felt lacking in a lot of ways, but whatever.
Anyway.
"Man, it's been forever with one of these."
I hadn't used them since hitting the top ranks as a Dispenser, and even coming to the Interspecies Support Center—though not for work—had been a week, so it was like two or three weeks total.
But no real nostalgia or anything hit me, so I just fired up the most popular Dispenser porn lately and got to it quick.
"Oh..."
This week's Dispenser jerk-off pick seemed to be succubi titfucks.
The porn started, and succubi were going wild with paizuri on each other right away.
Being able to watch free porn of succubi or elves—who could easily rake in tens of billions as models—was a pretty sweet Dispenser perk, huh.
Fuck, so goddamn hot.
Even right after dumping loads into 6974's pussy moments ago, my cock sprang right up. I pressed the onahole against it.
"Hoo..."
After busting to succubi titfucks and transferring the semen from the onahole to the provided container, I slapped on the band saying "Submit to Magitech Research Institute or whatever," and that was it—my job was done.
Now I just had to hand over the vial with my jizz in it.
"They really pay a million won for this shit?"
There was zero difference from normally collecting semen in the extraction room.
All that changed was slapping on that band for the magitech research place.
And I had no clue what they did with all the Dispenser cum they collected.
Making some new milky way snack?
Since it went to some magitech joint, maybe they used it to craft magic tools or something.
Whatever, didn't matter to me. I cleaned up the used onahole, headed out, hopped back in the honeybee limousine, and went home.
"Then we'll be off."
"Thanks for the easy ride."
With 6974 seeing me off, I opened the door to my house after a week away, and there were Lilith and Hoaran waiting right at the entrance.
"...Sonny?"
But I could tell at a glance it wasn't just a welcome.
Lilith had her arms crossed with a pissed-off scowl, and Hoaran's tails were all puffed up huge.
"You're very late, Hanjo."
"Why'd it take you so damn long?"
Their opening lines made it obvious they were both in shitty moods.
"Uh... well..."
I'm fucked...
I was tongue-tied and couldn't even spit out an excuse. Over an hour after discharge, no call, no nothing—I got an earful from Lilith and Hoaran.
Then they found out about what I'd done with 6974 and detouring to the Interspecies Support Center instead of coming straight home. I got reamed hard.
Lilith was pissed, and Hoaran was so mad she wouldn't even let me eat the lunch she'd prepped since morning for my discharge celebration.
They were seriously furious.
"Poor sonny..."
Discharge celebration, my ass...?
No matter how I thought about it, yeah, I'd fucked up.
"...Lilith, isn't this enough? Hanjo's reflected on it by now..."
Halfway through, Hoaran's heart softened. She crouched far from the table, looking at me and saying that.
I looked up at her and Lilith hopefully, but fat chance.
"Hoaran, that's why this guy's habits keep getting worse. No way this time. How many fucking times has it been?"
Despite Hoaran's words, Lilith shot her down cold like that.
"...But Lilith, then you—"
"Drop it. Just know that's how it is."
Hoaran pondered Lilith's words, then nodded and turned to me.
"Sorry, Hanjo. This time, Lilith is right."
No.
For real?
I looked at Lilith like, Am I really gonna starve? But she just whipped her head away from my gaze.
"Hmph, took you fucking forever."
She muttered it loud enough to hear on purpose.
Where was the Lilith who'd grant any request during my hospital stay, even if she grumbled first?
"...You'll at least feed me dinner, right?"
I eyed Hoaran, who'd taken my seat and was just munching away, then asked Lilith. She glanced at me and said,
"Depends on how you act."
Where the hell did she go...?
I hadn't even been out a full day, and I already wanted back in the hospital.
Anyway, I really got skipped on lunch, and they wouldn't let me into my room, so I was crouched in the living room, all mopey. Then Hoah came over.
"Hoah."
And held out a sandwich she was carrying.
"...For me?"
"Hoah."
Only Hoah looked out for me in this damn house.
Of course, I knew that wasn't really true.
No matter how intelligent Hoah seemed, she was ultimately Hoaran's shikigami clone.
Truth was, Hoaran was sneaking me food behind Lilith's back.
Those tiny hands couldn't have made a sandwich like this anyway.
"...Wait, you didn't actually make this, did you?"
Now that I looked, it was crooked as hell—way too messy inside for Hoaran's work.
It legit looked like Hoah made it.
"Hoah?"
Was that a yes or no?
I hadn't fully cracked Hoah-speak yet, so who knew.
Anyway...
Ugly shape or not, a sandwich was a sandwich.
"Thanks."
I thanked Hoah, took the sandwich carefully, and took a bite.
"Tasty sonny..."
The shape was a bit sloppy, but it had all the right stuff, and unlike Hoaran's usual ones, it was loaded with ham—right up my alley.
Only downside was it was huge and hard to eat, but when you're starving and it's big, that's a plus.
As I chomped away, the door suddenly opened—Lilith coming out of the room. Our eyes met.
"...Cough cough."
Fuck.
Scared the shit outta me; nearly choked.
Lilith stared right at me.
Bracing for another scolding about sneaking food, I hunched my shoulders. But she just sighed deeply and said,
"...God, quit moping like a beggar and come in."
Guess her anger had cooled a bit.
I stood, watching her carefully, and she said to me,
"More importantly... how's... that?"
"Huh?"
How's what?
"...The sandwich, dummy! How is it...?!"
Oh, this.
"Pretty good."
"R-really...?"
No clue why, but Lilith suddenly looked pleased.
I told her,
"Shape's kinda weird though..."
"...Take that back. Stay out there."
"Wait...?"
No, why?
"Dumbass."
Before I could even ask, she called me that, slammed the door, and went back inside.
"Hoah..."
"...Did I fuck up?"
"Hoah..."
Guess I did.
I had no idea what I said wrong, but Hoah stared at me like I was pathetic for not knowing.
What the hell did I even do?
So fucking unfair.