Chapter 9
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 9
Chapter Title: Saintess Kim Ah-yoon (1)
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“Th-the Saintess's pussy, n-no, l-look at this.”
The word 'pussy' slipped out unconsciously.
He barely managed to recover.
What he showed her was a video taken on his phone.
The footage captured
Lilith hunting the monsters on the 199th floor
and the warp to the 200th floor.
“What... what is this?”
“I was grinding away for a powerful figure by chance and ended up slipping through a dimensional rift to the 199th floor.”
He kept the part about powering up with the dildo under wraps for now.
“This person's insanely strong.”
“Right? She was incredible even on her own.”
“But why are you showing me this?”
“Well, that's...”
He had already organized his talking points,
but it was still hard to spit them out.
“Uh... so, um...”
“What is it? Speak freely. Mr. Sung-gi.”
“Th-the pussy, no, not that, the dildo, er, no, the club thing!”
“Club?”
“I mean my SSS-rank gear, 'Etherion'.”
“Oh... yeah, that.”
He'd stumbled over his words for a moment,
but he steadied himself and continued calmly.
“You know we have to clear the 200th floor by the end of the year, right?”
“Of course. I've been climbing the tower myself.”
“The person in the video can solo clear the 200th floor.”
“What???”
Even the 100th-floor boss had foiled countless S-rank hunter parties.
And this guy was saying he'd solo the 200th-floor boss?
Absurd.
“You're... lying, right...?”
“No, you saw the video. She's the real deal.”
Kim Ah-yoon looked skeptical.
“Hmm... okay. But why come to me?”
“The special ability of the club...”
He took a deep breath and pressed on.
“Whew—if you insert it into a woman's genitals.”
“Pardon?”
“I need the Saintess's pussy!”
“What did you just say?!”
It was utterly incomprehensible.
But she clearly heard 'pussy' and 'genitals'.
An awkward silence descended, heavy with embarrassment.
Kim Ah-yoon shot him a glare before speaking again.
“Explain it again, in terms I can understand.”
He spoke slowly in a low voice.
“If you insert my club into your pussy, Saintess...”
“Yes.”
“...I can use your skills.”
“My skills?”
“That's the special ability of my gear.”
She looked utterly baffled.
“Hah... alright, let's say that's true.”
“It is true, Saintess.”
“Why do you need my skills?”
“To take down the 200th-floor boss, we need a top-tier healer.”
Her skills were essential,
and no ordinary heal could cut it on the 200th floor—he hammered that home.
“So, to sum up, you need to stick it in my pussy? Er, genitals?”
“Yes, exactly, Saintess.”
“What kind of perverted psycho are you?”
“Pardon?”
Her patience had run dry.
She was already on death's doorstep,
and now this clown shows up out of nowhere?
Wanting to shove it in her pussy?
What lunatic would agree to that?
She'd put up with enough already.
“Get out. Before I report you for sexual harassment.”
“N-no, Saintess, it's real. If not there, maybe your ass...”
“You gonna leave or not?”
In the end, he was booted from the hospital.
By all rights, he'd mustered his courage to save the world.
And her response?
Pervert?
He felt deeply wronged.
“Fuck... should I just shove it in?”
The old him never would've dreamed it,
but things were different now.
He was stronger than any hunter in the world, after all.
“Master~!”
Lilith greeted him joyfully as he opened the door.
“Hey, Lili. Everything okay?”
“Ahem, ahem—I tried cooking for once, Master.”
She stood there beaming innocently, apron stained with bloodstains.
“Whoa, what the hell? How'd cooking end up like that? What's with the blood?”
“Come here, Master.”
She sat Park Sung-gi at the table.
The dish on the table was...
Grotesque.
No, poison.
That fit best.
Who knew how she'd made it—
black soup bubbling with something magma-like.
“Lili... you're not trying to kill me, are you?”
“What? I'm hurt, Master.”
“N-no, I mean, it looks delicious, but...”
“Then eat up!”
Why must he endure such trials?
“Urgh...”
He scooped a spoonful and cautiously brought it to his nose.
Sniff sniff—
Testing if it was safe by smell first.
“Agh! Lili, what the hell did you make this from?”
“It's good for men.”
“No, what are the ingredients?”
“Garlic, avocado, pumpkin seeds, watermelon, oysters, dark chocolate, almonds, spinach, pomegranate...”
“You put all that in?”
“Yeah, go on, try it.”
What kind of insane combo was this?
He couldn't bring himself to open his mouth.
Then,
“Mmph—mmph—!”
Lilith forced the spoon in.
“Guh, blech—!”
It was impossible to swallow.
And it reeked of blood.
“Lili, sorry, but I think I have an allergy or something...”
“Allergy?”
“Y-yeah, almonds—they're lethal for me.”
“What? Did I almost kill you, Master?”
She pouted sadly.
'Whew.'
He'd narrowly escaped.
That shit was deadly.
“Lili, about that 200th-floor boss...”
To change the subject,
he brought up the tower.
“Can't beat it without a healer?”
“Nope. Even I can't handle him.”
“How strong is the guy?”
“Anything that enters his sight dies.”
“What?”
Dying just from being seen? How overpowered was that?
“He attacks from beyond sight.”
“Beyond sight?”
“You can't block it. It pierces everything.”
That's why the Saintess's skills were crucial.
Attacking from outside his vision wouldn't be easy,
and tanking endless unseen strikes was impossible.
Her skill to revive even from death was a must.
“Hah... this is no joke...”
Park Sung-gi clutched his head.
“Wanna grope my tits?”
She tossed off her apron, baring her breasts.
Lilith's tits were always a sight—
perky nipples begging to be touched.
“Oh? Yeah, sure.”
Squeeze, squeeze—
He kneaded her breasts, sucking on those luscious nipples.
“Ahk, haaah~!”
“Your nips are fucking delicious. I'll stick to these from now on. No more cooking.”
Expressing his satisfaction with her tits,
he subtly told her to quit cooking.
Tits truly were mystical—
their full, soft touch lightened his heart.
As he moved to undress her for the main event,
his eyes drifted to the bloodstained apron discarded nearby.
“But Lili, what's with the blood on your clothes?”
“Oh, that? Got it cutting goblin balls.”
“What the—?”
“It's good for men.”
No wonder it smelled like ass.
It was actual dick.
“Blech—!”
Vroooom—
They'd reached the 110th floor.
A chilling atmosphere hung in the air.
“Lili, just buy me time.”
“Got it, Master.”
Inside the door was King of the Undead, Demonius.
While hunters formed parties to raid the boss,
he slipped in solo.
Couldn't hit 200 yet,
so he started from below.
Creeeak—
The boss's silhouette appeared as the door opened.
Lounging on his throne, arm propped up.
His presence screamed boss.
“Lili, go!”
“Okay, Master.”
Lilith zipped to the boss, pinning him in place.
“Urk—Pleasure Queen, wh-what treachery is this?”
“Huh? You know me?”
“How could I not? We're kin, aren't we?”
“Hmm... technically not quite.”
The boss began exuding eerie energy at her words.
“Betraying us?”
“That's for Master to decide.”
But he couldn't budge.
Demonius was definitely weaker than her.
“Undead, rise and protect me!”
With his chant,
Ruuuumble—
hundreds of undead sprouted from the floor.
“What're these trash mobs gonna do?”
Lilith's telekinesis launched them skyward as they rose.
Then,
Park Sung-gi's skill activated.
Binding
Whips bound the King of the Undead.
“Krrk—!”
Pathetic difficulty for them.
Park Sung-gi whipped out Etherion.
Demonius twitched and drooled,
“Ugh, this is why male characters creep me out.”
Park Sung-gi grimaced and turned away.
Demonius is satisfied. Register as slave?
(YES / NO)
“Yes.”
Reward time!
He checked his inventory.
“What's this now?”
S-rank Gear: Demonius's Onahole
Insert into male genitals to change gender.
Usage: Insert male genitals.
“Ugh—another weird one.”
It hadn't dropped like this before,
but now it was all perverted gear...
“Why only me?!”
He was pissed, but it was useful.
“Fine. Demonius, let's test it.”
“Krrk—!”
The enslaved boss obeyed meekly.
Another insertion followed.
“Haaang~!”
With a short moan,
its body turned female.
“Whoa, gender-swapped and kinda cute?”
A bit petite, but decent visual to keep around.
“Status window!”
“Whoa—stats are showing as '???' now?”
He'd long surpassed max level,
so numbers no longer displayed.
But HP and MP gave a rough idea.
“What's this?”
The alert icon by his name.
He tapped it.
World's Strongest Opportunity Acquired!
All stats maxed at Lv 999—Unique Skill penalty removed.
“Such a cheat code existed?”
Ding ding ding ding ding...
A barrage of notifications rang out.
Past level-ups, long sealed, finally unlocked.
“Lv 999”
Raiding high bosses and soloing 190th-floor mobs,
he was already maxed.
But levels meant nothing now.
“Unlocking the penalty now? What's the point?”
Anger surged over joy.
He'd endured scorn and exploitation all his life.
Silent when he needed it most,
now this half-assed fix? Infuriating.
“Fuck this shitty system.”
Pent-up rage exploded.
“Wait... then?”
A crucial realization hit.