I'll Fill You Up!
Unexpected stuff happened, but hey, I found condoms that actually fit my horse cock. I'd even planned for the possibility they wouldn't have any, but luckily, I can put my scheme right into action. To check the stock, I called over one of the bunny girl clerks and stepped out from the corner into the open central area of the shop. As I did, another clerk took the used condom I'd been holding—God knows why, with a trash bin right there, she carried it into the staff room instead. ...Yeah, best not to think about that.
"How many do you need, sir?"
"Lemme see... about a hundred... no, make it two hundred. That should last me a while, right? I'd like the biggest pack they come in, one full box."
"T-Two hundred...? Um, condoms have expiration dates, you know? If they're too old, they're more likely to break..."
Oh yeah, I'd heard something like that before. But with this overflowing stamina of mine and my plans, even two hundred might...
"I figure two hundred should last about three months..."
"Th-Three months!?"
That's like two a day, roughly? If things go well, I could blow through 'em faster. The clerk kept fumbling in panic, then pulled out a massive box from under a table displaying huge dildos. She opened it, revealing smaller boxes inside—each packed with two condoms, just like the sample she'd shown me.
"Th-This is the largest box we get in shipments... It holds a hundred of the two-packs."
Not single-use like for businesses, huh. Whatever, doesn't matter.
"Alright, I'll take that one box then... I wanna browse the other stuff too. Mind if I take my time?"
"O-Of course! Let me show you around!"
With that, the clerks latched onto both my arms, dragging me through the shop like eager tour guides. Pretty hot women clinging to me like this was satisfying as hell, though a bit overwhelming. Savoring that loaded thrill, I checked out the place... The few men's items in the corner seemed useless to me. Nothing in the women's stuff caught my eye either. Figured something like a rotor might come in handy, but no dice. Settled on just the condoms, and checkout came to a eye-watering forty silver coins. Fair enough for specialty condoms sized for my horse cock.
Paid up, stuffed the box into a big bag, and left amid their invitations to come back soon.
The next day, I packed up from the warehouse. "Packed" meaning a bag of spare underwear from Lianna, the satchel I'd strapped to my horse body, and the condom box. I could grab sheets and blankets before Als shows up. Hoisting my light load, I glanced back at the warehouse one last time. The hay-filled stable I'd called home—kinda grown on me, if I'm honest. No more visits once I start civilized living. I'd hand the keys to some official at the Lord's Castle later and be done with it for good. A mix of relief and nostalgia hit me as I headed to the lodging district, my hooves clopping with a lively rhythm full of excitement and joy.
At the inn, the waiting owner led me to my room and handed over a card-like key. It's registered to the door's magic lock—won't open without it. Lose it, and yeah, they can use a master key, but reissuing costs a fortune and takes two or three days, so don't. Got it.
Stepping inside... I stared at the bare, empty room, overcome with emotion. Finally, in this world... I had a place to live. A civilized lodging at that. Savoring the joy for a moment, I set my bags on the table—positioning the condom box just right—then headed next door to fetch Lizbet.
At her door, I took a deep breath and knocked.
"Liz~? It's me."
She opened up with a smile, wearing a comfy dress and cardigan. That smile felt like she'd been waiting just for me.
"You're here? We can head in right away?"
"Yeah. Not much luggage, so just explain the room options and we're good."
We entered my room together. Lizbet glanced around, then turned to me.
"You really travel light. Snacks and daily essentials are at the first-floor shop if you need 'em quick. Gonna burn through some coin stocking up."
First-floor shop's like a convenience store, gotcha. She started demoing the room features one by one.
"This is the fridge. It's carved into the wall with magic crystals and arrays to hold the temp. Just a door on the wall, so don't leave it open or the room'll get chilly. Output's low, so not that cold, but still."
The fridge wasn't a standalone unit—just a hole in the wall with a door. Weird. Asked why not make 'em proper appliances; she said those are bulky and pricey, mostly for restaurants. Inns use this style.
"This is the closet—obvious. And this is the washer. Like so..."
Lizbet showed me the washer, which looked like the wardrobe thing we'd tossed towels into while drinking before. Odd shape, but the explanation blew my mind.
"Towels go straight in. Clothes on hangers like this... Hit this, and it beeps in ten minutes. Pull 'em out and done."
Ten minutes? For a full wash? Stunned, I asked how. Magic arrays and crystals clean the filth right off—no water needed unless it breaks. This world's tech was no joke. I'd figured high-tech at best, below Earth level, but this washer outdid ours. Some areas might even surpass Earth.
After that eye-opening rundown on isekai civ, she covered the shower last, then we stepped out.
"Hmm... First thing, gotta buy bed sheets and a blanket? Meeting Als tonight, so now's the time..."
She glanced around, then approached the table with my stuff. My anticipation swelled.
"Your money and adventurer card bag... and this is...?"
As Lizbet pulled out the condom box, I deliberately paused a beat before calling her name.
"Oh, Liz, that's..."
She opened the lid I'd left slightly ajar, and there it was—the massive condom I'd placed on top of the sample packs. Her face changed the instant she saw the bold print on the huge box:
XXXL Monster Size!
Experience the Brutal Pleasure No Human Can Provide!
Her eyes went wide, cheeks flushing a cute crimson. Trembling slightly, she lifted the giant condom.
"Th-This... no way..."
I smirked inwardly. Just as planned. Even when she kept me at arm's length before my humanization, it was all because of Als—suppressing her lewdness and curiosity. Show her this monster-condom reminder of my horse cock right in front of her, and her true nature would erupt. Nailed it.
"Ah~ Sorry, Liz. Got so excited moving in, forgot to hide it."
"Wh-When did you...?"
"Picked it up last night on a walk. Shop caught my eye. Hard to find, so I grabbed a bunch at once."
Lizbet couldn't tear her eyes off it. Lewdness Lv.5 kicking in hard.
"It's not perfect, but I've got this human form now, right? Your help with my urges is done, so I was stressing how to handle this guy going forward. Handjobs work, but... better with a partner, yeah? Bought these with that in mind."
"A p-partner...?"
She flinched, eyes bulging as she stared at me.
"Kinda awkward to say, but I kept remembering what you did for me. Feels lonely doing it solo. Brothels sound iffy too—if they don't have my size, disaster."
I grinned, unleashing the lines I'd rehearsed to rattle her.
"Brothels aren't my scene anyway. But making a girlfriend? Confidence issue. Even humanized, I'm half this monstrous. And even if I snag one later, waiting 'til I can use this properly? No way."
Sweeping aside the cloth at my waist, I flashed my horse cock—soft but plastered to my right thigh, its savage bulge impossible to hide even through pants.
"Your relief sessions were perfect, but a promise is a promise. Human form now, even if imperfect. Gotta move on."
"......"
Lizbet looked like she had words bubbling up. Lewdness Lv.5 reacting right on cue.
"Truth is, I'd love if you kept handling it like before... but can't, right? You've got Als."
I stepped closer, stroking her pink hair. She kept her head down, face beet-red, listening silently.
"Sucks. No matter what girl I find at a brothel, none'll have your charm. Sex with them'd pale next to your hands and mouth."
My hand slid from hair to shoulder. She shuddered at the touch.
"But with this body, hands and mouth alone feel like settling..."
I turned to stand beside her, arm around her other shoulder buddy-style, dropping more mind-shakers.
"...What do you say? If you're cool with it... how about advanced relief? Better than before?"
"...M-More advanced...?"
Not rejection—a question. I mentally thanked her lewd skills and pressed on with a grin.
"Yeah. You know what I mean... This time, stop whenever you want. Total control, right?"
Not that you'll ever want to.
"You can bail anytime, and trying it now might even help with Als later. Plus... condom means no risks, yeah?"
She'd crave that "risk" eventually.
"......That's..."
"You have those urges too, don't deny it. Condoms let you indulge risk-free."
I stroked her shoulder slowly. She twitched like chills with every pass.
"Was gonna hit a brothel tonight just to scout... but let's tweak that."
Hand leaving her shoulder, sliding down...
"If you like my offer... come to my room after dinner. No show means no. But if you do..."
Caressing her plump ass and thigh, I guided one of her hands to my horse cock, whispering in her ear:
"I'll fill your desires to the brim with this guy."
Her body trembled harder than ever before.