Chapter 275 - Irritating Obstacles! (5) There You Are, You Pig Bastard!
There it is! Where the hell did that pig bastard go!? He didn't bolt already, did he!? Please still be there. I'm gonna sprint over right now and plant a Maou dropkick straight into that mangled gut of his!
"There you areee!!"
This nauseating color popping up in my Demon Eye! And that thick, beastly scent of my bitches wafting from that direction! Thank fuck. Looks like not as much time has passed as I thought. Of course, it's just a hunch, so I can't be sure, but I'm damn confident less than ten minutes have gone by since I got sucked in!
Did my monster instincts kick in or something? Nah, screw that—right now, more than anything, I just wanna smash something!!
"Raaarghhh!! Eeheeheee!!"
This insane excitement boiling through my veins like my blood's on fire. I can't rein in the surging high— a guttural roar just bursts from my throat on its own. What the hell is this...!? My reason's barely hanging on by a thread!? If I loosen up even a little, I'll turn into a pure instinct-driven monster!
"Huff...! Prurrrk...!"
Faster... faster! If I don't cool this excitement soon, something's really gonna go wrong! Oh shit, no... like this... Ah!
"Everyone, back off!!!"
"Ah, Master...!?"
"Oh my!?"
"Oppa! ...Ah!?"
Perfect! Perfect! Straight dropkick on that pig bastard just like this!!
"Kyaaak!?"
"W-What is that!? A Divine Beast!?"
"What the hell is that form!?"
Unfamiliar voices ring out, but who gives a shit right now! His legs are frozen solid—perfect sandbag height, you pig fucker! That must be Ceres holding him down!? Good girl! My perfect bitch!
"Dieeee!!!"
Praising Ceres for tying down that Calydon's hooves, I kick off the ground. But right as I'm extending my legs, that's when I finally notice something's off with my body.
"Kieeeek!!!"
"Wha—Huh!?"
What!? Why do I have four legs!? Horse form...? No, I've got arms and an upper body right now!? Wha—Huh!? When the hell did my body turn into this!?
Crunch-crack, boom!!
Grah! My head's still burning hot, but damn, landing one hit feels so good! Wait, no—that's not it. What the fuck is this!? Upper body's in demon-man form, but lower body's full horse!? Cen... centaur...!? Is this a goddamn centaur!? But why's my head still a full horse head!? This ain't just some animal anymore—it's a perfect monster!
"You've arrived, Master!"
"Waaah♡ What a magnificent form♡ So cool, Master♡"
"Turning crisis into opportunity... as expected of our Master...♡"
Ah... my Yinshuu. Everyone's safe. No injuries either... Guess my hunch was right—not much time passed. Good.
"Oppa! What is this form!? It's so cool♡"
"Whoa there, Cecilia. You okay?"
"Yup! Totally fine!"
Cecilia climbs onto my horse lower half and hugs my upper body. Judging by my bitches' gazes, they love how I look right now. Hmm... this feels weird. Should I be happy I've become a perfect monster? Whatever. If my Yinshuu like it... who cares? Form doesn't matter—as long as I can fuck my bitches silly, it's fine. Horse lower body, human upper—stable and solid. Only bummer is the horse head... Nah, a human head on this would've been even uglier.
"Grrrk... grrrk..."
"Huh? That pig bastard's still alive?"
Tough little shit. Thought my dropkick finished him. But looking now, he's barely clinging on. Time to send him off nicely?
"Grrk... grrk..."
My excitement hasn't died down yet—perfect timing for him to wake up. Thanks, asshole. But... even if you do, what're you gonna do? You're half-dead. Plus, now I'm quadrupedal with arms too? Even at full strength, shoving me off ain't happening.
"Greeee!!!"
Like a last-ditch struggle, the Calydon kicks off the ground toward me.
"Hngh!!!"
Grabbing its twisted hand and blocking, it only leaves a mark in the dirt—no pushback.
"Oppa, oppa! Can I finish this pig off?"
"Puhuhu. Should you? Yeah—I'll hold him, so you wrap it up, Cecilia..."
"Ah, nooo!!"
...Huh? Who's this bitch cutting me off?
"...Who the hell are they?"
Looking where the voice came from, I finally spot three adventurers with frozen legs. The ones from the forest entrance... What? Why not?
"Th-That's ours! We had it all set up—who the hell are you to just...!"
"H-Hey! Amy!"
"Shut up! With Uncle in that state, we gotta claim the bounty!"
What the fuck, this bitch. Fail and it's over—why act like you reserved it? Since when is shit like this "mine" or "yours"? First to grab wins. Hell, Hero Eaters don't even leave corpses—what bounty?
"Cecilia. Just smash it."
"Yess~♡ Oppa, lemme step on your back real quick... Up!"
"N-Nooo!"
Already drained and staggering without pushing me off, the Calydon takes Cecilia's jump from my back. Wrapped in dark-red aura, she slams her sword into its skull. A tiny death cry, and its glowing red eyes fade. The body dissolves into black smoke.
"Ah... Aaa..."
"The corpse... vanished...?"
"W-We blew it... What now..."
Oh. This feeling? I know just from the vibe. That Calydon was loaded with EXP. Even split with my Yinshuu, it's this good? Puhuhu. Worth the hunt. Curious how much I leveled, but later—first, deal with these eyesores.
"Ceres. Why'd you freeze their legs?"
"While you were gone, Master, these adventurers claimed the Hero Eater as theirs. Thinking it was your prey, Lizbet and I tied it up along with them."
"I see. Good girls."
"Thank you for the praise, Master♡"
Daring to steal my prey? Cocky fucks. I was gonna let the leg-ripper dude slide out of pity, but nah. Could overlook it, but their attitudes grate... What to do with 'em?
"Y-You! Don't Divine Beasts know adventurer etiquette!?"
"Huh?"
"You don't butt in on a hunting party without asking for help first!"
"Hmm... Yeah?"
"Exactly! You don't even know that basic shit...!!"
"Hey, Amy...!!"
I nod and listen; the mage-looking bitch raises her voice more. Pissed for some reason. But she ain't getting it?
"S-So, I've got a proposal! If you let us claim this Hero Eater..."
Crunch!!!
"Kyaa♡"
"Oh my♡"
I'm grinning as I talk, but my body's still so fired up it's driving me nuts.
"......Huh?"
"...U-Urz...?"
Cocky bitches. Yelling at me? And what? A proposal? Bitch, daring to act this rude to me? Payback for that attitude—I'll take it out on your male buddy's life.
Crunch!! Crunch!!
"Kya, kyaaaah!! Urz!!!"
"What the hell are you doing!! U-Urz! Nooo!!!"
Yowza. Body's overflowing with power. Why's squashing a human like a bug feel so natural? 'Cause he's male? Hmm... zero guilt.
"Puhuhu... Liz. Ceres."
"Yess~♡"
"Understood♡"
I beckon; Ceres melts the ice binding the two bitches, and Lizbet brings them to my hands. Arrogant bitches. Could snap their necks easy... but with my body this hot, that's a waste. Puhuhu... And as females, killing's too damn regrettable.
"Guhk, kehuk...! Kgh...!"
"S-Spare...!"
Don't worry. You bitches won't die—you're in for some fun. But not here. More around...
"Klea. How many?"
"Yess... Including the male you just killed, four corpses. The two bitches in your hands, one dying hero... and by that hero, two males and one female♡"
"Total ten. Three bitches left..."
Three won't cool this fire. Hmm... Fine. Use 'em to simmer down a bit, then back to Maou Castle to ravage my Yinshuu.
"Grk, kehuk...!!"
"Let's go. Klea leads, Liz and Ceres bind the three by the hero. Cecilia handles the males—no need for 'em."
""Yes♡ As Master commands♡""
The dying hero. Bitches in hand. Setup's perfect—can't pass it up. Gotta give this world's pest heroes maximum despair.
Yeah... that's right, me...
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"Slurp♡ Chu♡ Smooch♡ Chu♡"
"Hahp♡ Slurp♡ Master♡ Maou♡ Chuuuurb♡"
"...Ugh, kgh..."
Feeling stabbing pain all over, the Blue Wolf guild master—a blue wolf—opens his eyes. Klea, who extended his fading life slightly, alerts the monster to his awakening.
"Hehe. You're up, I see. Master♡"
"Yeah?"
"...Ugh, you... heard..."
Struggling to rise, he tries grasping the voices around him. But the Blue Wolf guild leader and hero sees the unbelievable.
"......Amy? Rifa?"
"Slurp♡ Chu♡ ...Huh? Uncle?"
"Chuuuurb♡ Chu♡ Ah... You're awake? Could've just died."
The Divine Beast's upper and lower body in a bizarre form. From its quadrupedal lower half, Blue Wolf's female guild members kiss something dark-red. Naked, bellies massively swollen...
"Slurp♡ Chu♡ Marina~. He's up..."
"Slurp♡ Slurp♡ Slurp♡ Slurp♡ Slurp♡ Slurp♡ Slurp♡ No need♡ Slurp♡ Slurp♡"
"...Huh? Wha... Marina...?"
At his lover's name, the hero dazedly searches for her, mind blank. Peering behind the monster, he sees legs clinging like stuck to its rear. As if face-planted back there... his lover's form. Not knowing what she's doing, he scans around blankly... and spots eerie corpses with crushed heads nearby.
"......Urz? Jun?"
Recognizing his guildmates from their clothes, the Blue Wolf leader calls out. But the corpses, dead a bit, can't answer with smashed heads.
"You lot... what... what the hell is—Guhk!!!"
The alien Divine Beast before him. Naked female guildmates clinging to it. Eerie women surrounding him, male guildmate corpses around. Before he processes, a massive shock hits the hero's chest.
"Guhk, kgh...!! D-Divine Beast...!!"
"Yowza. Thought you were done for, but you saved him. Impressive. As expected of Klea."
"Hehe. All thanks to you, Master♡"
"My Yinshuu are too humble. Puhuhu... Hey. You, the Blue Wolf guild master and hero dude."
He can't respond to the voice calling him. Legs severed, body mangled from the Hero Eater fight. The Divine Beast's hoof crushes his chest, lungs compressed—his near-dead body can't resist.
"Kgh, guhk...! Kgh...!"
"While you were down, your guildmates were rude to me. So I punished 'em fittingly and took compensation?"
"Guhk...! Wh-What...!"
"Puhuhu. Look around—you'll see. Males took the punishment like that..."
Thumbing the corpses, the monster admits killing them. Before shock hits, it points under itself.
"And compensation? Your surviving female guildmates. Damn, these two are decent, but your lover Marina's pussy was especially chewy."
"...What... did you...?"
His lover's name with that word. Forgetting chest pain, the hero stares blankly up at the Divine Beast.
"Plus Marina's ass service is top-notch... thinking of making her an anal livestock specialist."
"Slurp♡ Slurp♡ Slurp♡ Chu♡ Yes♡ Marina will become an anal service livestock♡ Slurp♡ Hahp♡"
"Kekeke... Hear that? No worries about your lover anymore. She's a fine livestock serving me now."
Marina's voice. The monster's vicious face looking down mockingly.
"Eh, I'll forgive your guildmates' rudeness... Your lover and female guildmates? Tasty."
"Kgh, graaaah...!! You bastard...!!"
Understanding sinks in; rage fills his head. Blue aura flares from his dying body, burning it to vent fury. But...
"I'll kill y—!! Guhk!?"
Before he can, fire erupts in his gut, sword pierces throat.
"Guh, hk...! Mari, I...!"
"Daring to bare teeth at Master..."
Naked, huge belly, Marina approaches. In the dying hero's eyes, her cold expression—like viewing filth—burns in.
"...What was your name again...? No need now. Die."
Twisting the sword, his former lover and pillar decapitates him. The monster watches with a smile. And the four wicked Yinshuu watch proudly.
That day, word reached Rardia's Guild Management Office: all Blue Wolf guild members dead except three females.