Ch. 265 - The Little Dicks Start Their Assault!
"Hey, look at that over there..."
"Oh my god, that's the Divine Beast..."
"It's gotten ridiculously ferocious since the last time we saw it... Look at those tattoos on its body."
"I heard it's been running shops in its own building lately. It looks just like the boss of some crime syndicate..."
"...It's scary, but... somehow it kinda looks cool, doesn't it?"
As I stepped into the Guild Management Office after a long while, the adventurers' shocked voices welcomed me.
On the way here, I saw some puny little kids turn pale and run away... It kinda bummed me out...
Puhuhu... I tried to cover up properly just in case, but my Yinshuu bitches flat-out refused, saying why hide something this awesome...
Well, whatever. These tattoos are basically couple ink with my bitches anyway. It'd be a shame to hide 'em.
My females trailing behind me were flaunting their tattoos in slutty outfits. No matter how ferocious I look, how could I, their owner, cover up?
"H-Hey... those women..."
"Jesus... Even for adventurers, that's some serious exposure..."
"Isn't that redhead the mage who used to hang with that hero Als?"
"...Gulp... Those tattoos... N-No way... they're the Divine Beast's women or something, right...?"
"No way! The saintess is right there! You think a holy woman like her would allow that?"
"B-But the saintess has tattoos on her body too...!? What the hell...!?"
"Whoa!? Aren't those Celestia and Cecilia behind her!? Why are the lord's family here!?"
"What!? Celestia, the one called the Ice Witch!? No way!"
"The guild mark on her hand... Come to think of it, there were rumors she was hanging out with the Divine Beast..."
"The exposure's extreme, but... it kinda looks cool...?"
As my Yinshuu appeared, the voices that had been freaking out over me grew even louder.
Most of the voices sounded bewildered and shocked, but when I scanned their faces, every single guy was blushing, unable to tear their eyes off my bitches.
Puhuhu... You little dicks. Speak of the devil—can't take your eyes off my bitches' sex appeal, huh?
Dudes with girls next to 'em, manage your damn gazes, you dicklings. Kekeke.
The dicks aside, I wasn't imagining those weird stares from some of the women, right?
It sucked that my already rough image had tanked completely, but just showing off that these bitches were mine made flashing the tattoos totally worth it.
"H-Huh? Sema!?"
"Yo, Sera. Long time no see~"
Man, Sera's face felt like ages since I'd seen it.
Even while I was on break from adventuring, I'd pop in to say hi, but seeing her now felt extra nice for some reason.
I wanted to fuck this welcoming bitch right here and now, but nah—I gotta target the closer one, Lianna, first.
Adventuring means I won't always have time to go after two at once... Puhuhu.
Sorry, Sera. I'll work hard to make you one of my bitches soon.
"Oh my god... What are those tattoos on your arms and chest?"
"Whaddya think? Pretty badass, right?"
"You look super delinquent. Like the ruler of some back alley..."
Kuh... Not great reviews from Sera.
Her face looked all pitiful, like she was staring at a friend who'd tried too hard to look cool!
Still, she wasn't scared, so that was enough to satisfy me for now.
Even I could see my current look screamed vicious criminal...
Just smiling at me was thanks enough. And anyway, Sera'd get tattoos like these eventually.
Let it slide for now.
"So, what brings you here today? I heard your shop's doing great, so I figured you were done adventuring..."
"Now that the shop's stable with steady income, it's time to get back to adventuring."
"Yay! I was bummed thinking I'd never see adventuring Sema again!"
"With Hero Eaters out there, you think a Divine Beast like me can just sit around? Puhuhu."
Kuh... As expected from the bitch who welcomed me from the start.
Her happy expression felt so damn good. Nothing beats having a beauty who smiles equally at everyone waiting when you drop by.
Well, that smile'd be mine alone soon enough.
"Sera, can you register our new guild member first? Cecilia. Come here."
"Yes. New guild member... Huh? Cecilia...?"
"Hi? I'm Cecilia Laidir Neve."
The moment Cecilia introduced herself, Sera's smiling face froze solid.
Cecilia looked like a total delinquent gym girl in a simple sports bra, hoodie, hot pants, and a full-leg tattoo on one side.
Sera scanned her up and down, trembling as if she couldn't believe this was the noble lady Cecilia.
"Wh-Wh-What...? Laidir...? The lord's daughter...?"
"Yup~ Sera, right? We'll be seeing lots of each other, so nice to meet ya♡"
"S-Sema!? The lady joining your guild—what does this mean!?"
"What do you mean... Her mom's right here too. Puhuhu."
"Wh-Whaaat!?"
At my gesture, Seres approached and naturally snuggled up beside me. She crossed her arms to emphasize her massive tits and smiled at Sera.
"Nice to meet you, Miss Sera. I'm Seres Laidir Neve, lord of Radia."
"L-L-Lord!?"
"Just as I heard—a fine bitch. Master♡ She suits my tastes perfectly♡"
"Huh!? Wh-What!?"
Sera's fluster at facing the lord mother-daughter duo dragged on for a good while.
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"Ahhat♡ This is big bro Sema's guild mark♡ Now I'm perfectly his bitch, down to the affiliation♡"
"Kuku. Congrats~♡ Cecilia~♡"
Cecilia had gotten the Beast's Paradise guild mark stamped on the back of her hand alongside the Roman numeral Ⅳ.
As my Yinshuu warmly congratulated her, Sera poked my side.
"Sema... What the hell is all this..."
"Kekeke. Surprised?"
"Shocked out of my mind. I was stunned with the saintess, but now even the lord's family...?"
"Eh, being a Divine Beast, I got friendly with some high-ups along the way."
"I heard something happened at the Lord's Castle and the lord changed... But I never imagined you'd rename and both mother and daughter would adventure together..."
Is it tense for commoners to meet lord-level nobles? Sera sighed unusually, whining like she was exhausted.
The adventurers hadn't been that shocked... Probably 'cause they never outright revealed their identities, leaving folks guessing?
Hmm... Those dicklings. Their sneaky peeking glances were getting annoying.
"...Sera. Guild registration's done, so recommend some quests to warm up around my level? Something suitable for five people."
"Ah, sure! Just a sec!"
Sera switched to a smile at my request and headed into the back of the office.
Confirming she was gone, I went to my Yinshuu and pulled Klea and Seres into hugs.
"Oh my♡"
"Hehe...♡ Master, you naughty♡"
Radia's top massive-tit bitches pressed their chests against my sides like they'd read my mind and clung tight.
The moment I groped their juicy tits and asses like showing off to the adventurers—
Small sighs leaked from the table where adventurers gathered.
"Ha... I hoped it wasn't true, but they really are the Divine Beast's women..."
"How the hell does a monster snag women like that..."
"And not just one—four of 'em..."
"...So it's not Celestia after all?"
"Whoa... Were the Divine Beast's arms and hands always that huge...?"
"Yeah... Seeing its arms, those women kinda make sense now, don't they?"
The dicks grumbled like they were pissed. Get your priorities straight, losers.
And the women gave some pretty fun takes on the scene. Thanks. Kekeke.
This was entertaining. Up to two, the jealous stares weren't bad, but four? The looks were intense.
Maybe 'cause they all had similar tattoos. Puhuhu... Just basking in this superiority was worth getting inked.
Once Sera brought quests and I picked one, I'd walk through those dicklings glued to my bitches...
"Lady Celestia! Lady Celestia! I heard you were here! Where are you!!?"
...?
What the fuck. Who the hell's calling out to my bitch so casually?
"Why won't you answer!? Come out and explain yourself!"
I turned toward the unpleasant voice at the office entrance and saw a decently dressed man fuming.
Middle-aged guy who looked like old money or low nobility.
"What the fuck are you doing with that monster bastard that you're invading my business territory!!!"
At the man's shout, my bitches' smiles turned icy cold.