Females and Beasts Need Mutual Understanding! (3)
Wha-what the fuck, Cecilia you bitch!? She kicked my horse balls again!? This shit...! My legs are clenching up on their own!! No, of course it doesn't hurt! But as a man, getting your balls busted—even if you see it coming—makes your heart drop!
"Cecilia! You really...! Ngh...?"
"...Ngh...!"
I wasn't gonna hit her or anything, but this kind of rough shit needs some discipline. That's what I thought as I started chewing her out... but what the hell? Cecilia's face is all weirdly flushed red? ...Oh. I get it. My thighs are clamping her leg right now, so her foot's buried in my horse balls. I'm in tight shorts, she's barefoot, so the springy bounce of my balls is hitting her sole directly...
Puhaha. If you're gonna get that embarrassed, you shouldn't have kicked 'em so recklessly, Cecilia.
"Jeez. What if you kick a guy's balls like that? What if they pop?"
"Ah, ngh...! L-let go, let me go..."
"Good thing my balls aren't like some average human's—they're nice and taut. Otherwise, they'd have burst like your last teacher's."
"Ah, I get it, so... stop..."
"If I were human, they'd have exploded right there, or I'd be foaming at the mouth in agony... Ugh, horrifying. Really, it's a blessing I'm such a superior stud."
"Ah, fine! Sorry! Just let me go!"
I relaxed my thighs, and she yanked her foot free, stumbling back two or three steps. Cecilia stared down at her own foot with this strange expression, like she was savoring the afterglow of my horse balls. Looks like... she's stepped right into the female trap I've set for her.
Kukuku. Worth giving her a beating and feeding her some horse semen.
"Don't go kicking a guy's balls so recklessly. Unless you're dealing with a superior stud like me, that spot's fragile as hell."
"...S-superior stud...? What...?"
Kukuku. "You think these balls look ridiculous? This size, this bounce—human men can't even dream of it."
I thrust my hips forward boastfully, and her eyes locked onto my crotch. The tight shorts only show the outline right now, but that glimpse she got earlier must be burned into her mind. Proof? She's not kicking again, and her face is red.
"...Un-fucking-believable... You don't even know to be ashamed...?"
"Too late for that. You've already shared those dirty secrets about your parents, and you've seen 'em once before, right? Your boyfriend... Leo, was it? You saw my horse cock before his puny dick, didn't you?"
"Hey!!! That was because of you...!!!"
Kukuku. Cecilia's reactions are so immediate—it's hilarious. Hell, I'm starting to find that look of hers kinda cute.
"Puhuhu. Yeah, yeah. Back then I was pretty worked up and forced it a bit. Sorry."
"Guh, guhguh...!! 'Sorry' doesn't just end it...!"
"C'mon. We didn't even fuck or anything. I won't tell a soul, so let's just move on. In exchange, today I'll only take hits—no attacking back."
"Kuh, guh...!"
What're you gonna do if it doesn't end, Cecilia? You don't even have a weapon—you can't beat me anyway. She knows it too, which is why she's not charging.
"C'mon, let's bury the hatchet and get along. I won't go all aggressive like last time. I swear."
"......"
"Cool your jets~. Your mom Seres and I are lovers now, but I'm not wrecking your parents' marriage or anything. It was the lord's request, remember?"
"............"
"If anything, those two still seem to love each other. With me, it's just some fun on the side."
In reality, it's not "fun on the side"—she's already divorced her husband and become my bitch. But with how shitty the mail service is in this world, those papers won't reach the capital for ages. So Cecilia won't know it's a lie. By the time the divorce processes and she figures it out, I'll have turned her into my bitch too.
"...You're not lying... right...?"
"Of course. You could ask the lord in the castle right now. Why would I lie?"
Well, the lord's half-mad now... but even his last lucid moments should cover it. He wrote that pledge offering his daughter to me himself. He'll handle it if he wants to see 'Celestia' again. Smooth things over, Albert.
"Yeah? It'll be a shock, but that's love for ya. C'mon, drop it..."
"...Fine. It's a shock that my parents are like that, but... it's not like no noble couples are swingers..."
Huh? Didn't know that. Guess nobles are full of perverts.
"...Hah. How the hell did I end up with a monster like you...?"
"Puhuhu. Being around an elite stud is tough, huh? Even I'm shocked by my own popularity."
"Elite stud my ass..."
Mmm. Nice. My bullshit improv worked—her fear and disgust have dialed way back. Now she's got that tsundere pout going. I'll savor Cecilia gradually falling for me, then make her dump her fiancé Leo like the rest of my bitches. Kukuku. Can't wait to see my new bitch Cecilia.
"So, questions answered, anger gone?"
"I don't fully buy it yet... Hah. Fine. But if it's a lie, you're dead. I'll bury you no matter what it takes."
"Kukuku. Got it. Nice doing business again, Cecilia."
Ebeb~. Not scared at all~. You'll fall for my horse cock first~. Don't talk so tough, Cecilia. Makes you look weak. Kukuku.
"Wanna sweat it out with some sparring? Like I said, I'll take your stress hits today—no attacks from me. Come at me full force."
"...You really won't attack?"
"Yeah. I'll move, but no attacks. Oh, and no rough stuff like last time, even after today."
...Huh? Thought she'd charge in happily. But her face looks... subtly disappointed?
"...Fine. Don't regret it."
"Huh? Yeah. Ready? Come on."
Did I misread...? Maybe she wanted to dodge my attacks and pin me coolly...? Next time, I'll dial back the speed so she can shine. Gotta keep her mood up for a bit.
"Huu... Here I go! Sema!"
She cracked her neck, loosened up, then charged with a kick.
"Hrup!"
I crossed my arms over my head and thrust out my side. Weaker than before, her kick grazed lightly and pulled back. Testing if I'd counter for real.
"Puhuhu...! That tickles! Cecilia!"
"...! Th-this!"
Once she confirmed no counter, she ramped up with real power. Her attacks sped up, but against my ripped monster bod, they felt like a kid's punches. Puhuhu. No blades, no magic—just light girl-weight fists! Each hit slaps loud! Go on, Cecilia!
"Light! Too light! You gonna make me regret this!?"
"Ah, shit...! Fuck! Your body's just so goddamn tough...!"
"Hey, no cursing! Dig deep—give me your all!"
"Shut up!"
Our workout—me flexing and dodging, her chasing—went on for a while.
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"Hah, hah... Hah... Fuck, as expected from a monster..."
Cecilia panted roughly, glaring with annoyance. But mixed in was a refreshed vibe. Her skin glistened with sweat, sparkling. Am I heated up too? Her sweaty look's turning me on.
"Don't let the looks fool ya—this body's built tough. Impressed?"
"Hah... Annoying..."
Her mouth pouted, but her expression softened post-workout. Still prickly, but moving around cleared her head. Mom's a mage, daughter's a brawler... Fun combo.
"...Hey. Sema."
"Yeah? What?"
"Can I try Fighting Spirit once?"
I was satisfied her mood improved, then she grinned with a terrifying proposal. Wait...? Fighting Spirit?
"Whaddya think? You're tired, so it won't last long..."
"Ugh... Fighting Spirit, huh..."
Tough to gauge. Her hits were light, but okay? Unlike my wild swings, hers had proper trained form... Wrapping those in Fighting Spirit that amps power several times...?
"...What? You bragged about your body so much! ...Scared?"
...Damn. Listen to her... Scared?
"...Wanna test a superior monster's body properly, huh?"
"Curious if Fighting Spirit works on you... And you've provoked me so much, I wanna see you wince to feel better."
"Heh. If you insist."
Fine. I'm curious if I can tank Fighting Spirit barehanded too. Cecilia's level 28, right? Perfect—mid adventurer, pre-veteran. Should handle it with Spirit.
Yeah. Let's do it.
"Come at me! Feel how solid this superior stud monster's muscles are!"
"Great~. This time, I'll wipe that smug look off your face!"
As she took stance, red haze-like energy rose from her body. Seeing it, I tensed up, ready. She charged, fist aimed at my gut...
"Grkhuuuup!!!!"
What the fuck! This shit hurts like hell!! Feels like hitting a human body, not monster...!
"Ah, ah! Hold up, Cecilia, stop!"
"Hurts!? It hurts, right!? Yes! Finally seeing you cry...!"
"Gah! Ow! It really hurts! Ah, you hit bone!"
"Pft, ahahaha! Hey! Don't run!"
The heavier-than-expected hit shattered my bravado—I curled up, screaming from her punches. For those dozens of seconds, the training ground echoed with my yells and her glee. Until she collapsed laughing atop my exhausted body, my screams continued.