You Can't Handle a Monster's Horse Cock! (3)
“Honey. Celestia. Are you in there? Come out for a moment.”
Oh... what the hell is this place. Celestia's room? It's like something straight out of a movie—a noble's chamber. Pretty damn impressive. I thought the office was flashy enough, but yeah, this is on another level. Nobles really live different.
But more than anything, what catches my eye is... well, that, obviously. That door embedded in the wall, looking so luxurious you wonder what material it's made of—like the entrance to a secret hideout. They say that's Celestia's training ground and research lab? Damn... Celestia. You know romance more than I thought. Seeing a secret door like that in a noble's room has me all excited and curious about what's inside!
“...She's not coming out. Probably asleep or deep in her training.”
“Is that so? Hmm... yeah, if that's the case, she probably can't hear us. It looks pretty thick...”
“It's not just thick—it's laced with all sorts of magic. One of them's a powerful security spell, so even I can't open it.”
Hmm... she won't even let her husband in? Unexpected. Celestia. For someone who twisted away saying she didn't want to insult her husband, having a secret room he can't enter? Interesting.
“...Her magic research and training are Celestia's way of relieving stress. She doesn't show it because of her noble status, but she's actually a natural at magic research.”
“Is that right?”
“Yes. She hates interruptions so much that she won't even let me in. Haha...”
As if reading my mind, Lord Albert gives an awkward laugh and answers my unspoken question like he's making excuses.
Is that how it is...? Then when I bring Celestia to Maou Castle, I should give her a room she can use as a private lab? Well, whatever—I'll think about that later. Feels like a waste to just head back now. What to do...
“...Mind if I try calling her? I really wanted to see her today if possible...”
“Oh? Must be urgent. Go ahead.”
Lord Albert steps aside from the door without even knowing why I want to meet her. From his expression, he doesn't think she'll come out at all.
...No guarantees, but I have a feeling I can get Celestia to show. Unless she's asleep or the sound doesn't reach her, there's no way she'd stay put after hearing my voice.
“Lady Celestia! Are you there!?”
Unlike the lord's light knock that probably wouldn't be heard, I pound on the door roughly while calling her.
It might seem rude, but with a door this sturdy, who cares. Whether she can make it to my birthday orgy matters more than manners. Obviously.
“Lady Celestia! It's Sema! Come out for a sec!”
My shout full of desperate hope and a few rough knocks. Did it reach her? Soon, light ripples from the door, and the thick slab slides aside, revealing Celestia.
“Wha—!? Celestia...!?”
The lord gasps in shock beside me, staring at his wife—who ignored his calls—in utter disbelief.
...Puhuhu... A woman who doesn't answer her husband comes out for me...? Wasn't planned, but it feels pretty damn good.
...But more than that, Celestia's current look...
“...S-Sema!? Why are you here...!?”
Her sky-blue hair slightly disheveled, looking a bit messy. Simple negligee-like attire—not transparent or frilly, but casual. No makeup, yet her skin gleams impossibly youthful, hard to believe she's a married woman. Dark circles under her eyes add a strange allure to her face.
She looks like she hasn't properly bathed in days, totally absorbed in something. A side of Celestia I never imagined bursts out.
Whoa... never seen her like this...? It's fresh. And hot in its own way. So different from her glamorous dresses, but subtly arousing... My eyes are feasting already. Perfect. Nice one, Celestia.
“H-Honey...? Did you bring Sema here...? What's going on?”
“Ah? Well... Sema said he had something important to discuss with you, so I brought him just in case... Didn't think you'd actually come out.”
“! N-No, that's not it! I-I just happened to be right by the door when I heard...”
Puhaha. What are you making excuses for, Celestia? You don't realize it makes you look even more suspicious? Heh heh heh... So damn cute. My horse cock's already raging at the sight of you.
“Sorry to interrupt your training, Lady Celestia. I was already at the Lord's Castle, and I really wanted to see you before I left.”
“Wh-What...? Why all of a sudden...?”
“Don't you remember? I promised to help with your research? I've been busy, but I figured I'd do it today... That okay?”
“M-My research? You...?”
She looks confused, like she has no idea what I'm talking about, scanning my face in panic. Then she glances at Albert, who's been listening, lets out a sharp “Ah!” and awkwardly plays along with a forced smile.
“Oh, r-right~. That research... D-Do we have to do it today?”
“Yeah. Sorry, but I won't have time for the next few days. Might as well finish it now that I'm here. You okay with that?”
“...T-Today... uh... Y-Yeah... f-fine...”
Heh heh. With her husband right there, she's at a loss. Look at her eyes darting around. Makes sense—she never knows what might come out of my mouth. Whatever. Meeting her is a huge win already. Time to send the useless lord packing?
“Puhuhu. If you're okay with it, how about we check it out somewhere...? Since I'm already here, your research lab?”
“...Kh! Y-Yeah... H-Honey... I-I'm gonna get some help from Sema with my research...”
“Uh, sure? I've got nothing else, so...”
Still can't believe she came out, huh? The bewilderment hasn't left his face.
...Anyone quick on the uptake would notice something by now... but no worries. Thinking of heroes like Als and Baul, this guy's probably just as oblivious.
“...Inside your lab, though...? What kind of research is it?”
“...R-Research on divine beasts' bodies. You know... that stuff...”
“Ah. Like their magic resistance?”
“Y-Yes! Exactly! I need Sema's help for that...”
Her desperate attempts to hide it—the married woman cheating with a monster. A sight to behold. Perfect score, Celestia. 100/100.
“Got it... Alright. Just don't get too absorbed...”
“...I know. Sorry... about that.”
“No need to apologize. Well, Sema, I'll head back to the office. Take care of your business.”
“Yes. Thank you, my lord.”
For a second I thought he caught on, but nope—just another clueless human. Hero trait, this denseness? Works for me. Don't worry, old man. Today I'm just reeling in Celestia. For the beastly orgy at my birthday party.
“...Puhuhu. Well then, excuse me. Lady Celestia. Shall we head in...”
“......H-Honey!”
“What is it, Celestia?”
“...Y-You... um... I mean...”
Hm? Celestia, why so anxious? Oh... no way... don't tell me...?
“......Kh, n-nothing. Honey... th-thank you... always...”
“Huh...? Haha, out of the blue... Thanks to you too. Well...”
Celestia bows her head, while the oblivious lord heads back to his office. She reaches out like she wants to stop him, but glances at me and lets her hand drop limply.
Heh heh, you cute little thing. You flinched for a second there.
“......Sorry... honey...”
Her hollow apology to her already-departed husband. Barely a whisper, but my sensitive horse ears catch it.
Whatever, I'll let it slide this time, Celestia. Soon enough, you won't even feel like apologizing to him.
“Alright. Let's head in, 'Seres'. Time to do some research together? Heh heh...”
“...Eek...! Are you teasing me? Why show up out of nowhere like this...!”
“C'mon, don't be like that. I really do have something to say. And since I'm here, give me a tour of the lab.”
“Haa... You really are shameless... Do you even know how rude it is to barge into a noblewife's room? Depending on the circumstances, you could get killed for it?”
“Sorry, sorry. But in exchange, I've got some interesting gossip...”
“Seriously... What could it be that you're pushing this hard...”
Her sad expression from trying to hold onto her husband vanishes like a lie, her face relaxing as she welcomes me in. She grumbles, but there's no hostility in her smirking expression.
With her husband out of sight, her guilt seems to evaporate. Seres is ripening nicely—I can barely hold back my grin.
We chat amiably as we enter the lab, and behind us, the heavy door grinds shut with a thud.
Probably neither Lord Albert nor his wife Celestia realized it then. That this moment was one of the two chances Radia's lord had to hold onto Celestia.
And that he'd let the first one slip away without a fight.
He'd only realize it the next day.