Chapter 185 - A Bored Noble Lady's Fresh New Obsession! (2)
"...You actually came."
"Haha... Hello, Lady Cecilia."
I poked my head hesitantly into the training grounds, and there she was in the center, Cecilia staring at me with a look of utter disbelief.
Hmm... She's glaring a bit, but it's tamer than I expected. I figured she'd grab a sword and chase me down the second she saw me... Guess I've been overestimating how much of a spoiled brat she is.
At this rate, the gift I prepared should be more than enough to smooth things over.
"Not bad at all. When I heard Mom decided your fate, I thought for sure you'd get canned. Looks like you actually helped her out properly, huh?"
Aha. Celestia must've handled it perfectly. Excellent work, Celestia. Keep acting like that from now on.
"Haha, I made sure to satisfy Lady Celestia completely."
"I figured even Mom might just quietly kill a monster like you somewhere... Hmph. Whatever, it worked out."
"Huh? Worked out how?"
"If you're sticking around to handle training from now on, that means I get more chances to beat your ass, right?"
What big dreams you have, Lady Cecilia. Do you need another smackdown to come to your senses? Man... Maybe I should just skip the gift and bail.
"If you'd gotten fired, I was gonna hunt you down and beat you myself. I couldn't just let a bastard who did that to me walk free."
"Aw, come on. I already feel bad about going too far, so I even brought a gift."
"Hah? A gift? From you?"
"Well, I didn't have anything worth giving as an object, so I prepared something a little different. But you won't be disappointed."
"Ha! As if. A gift from you would be... What is it?"
What? She's grumbling, but her face doesn't look that pissed. She seems a tad more subdued than before... Fine by me. Get excited, Cecilia. This gift is something no Esser user in all of Aetheria has ever experienced.
"I was thinking of taking you out for a ride right now... What do you say?"
"A ride? You said it was a gift... Wait, is that...?"
Puhuhu. Acting all disinterested, but she bit immediately. Were you that eager, Cecilia?
"That's right. I'll give you a ride today. The whole day."
"For real!?!"
"Gah! My ears! I can hear you even if you whisper!"
"For real, right!? You're actually giving me a ride!?"
"Yeah. That's why I scheduled morning training today."
"How far!? How long!? How many days!?"
"Ow! Just today! We'll be back by evening! It's a little taste to make up for yesterday!"
"So stingy! Hey! Can't we go to the Royal Capital!? Or the coastal city...!!"
"I said it's just a taste! Even at full speed, we can't make the capital today! And I've never even been to the coast!"
"Argh! You cheap monster!"
How bad did you want this!? She's literally clinging to me! And don't forget, the bet had a condition that you had to win first! What were you so hyped about!?
Wait... That line about more chances to beat me and being glad I wasn't fired... Don't tell me...!
You little slut, Cecilia! You were planning to keep betting until you won! That's why you weren't too bitchy even after I wrecked your gut!
No wonder she seemed unusually tame for a spoiled bitch!
"Sigh. It's just a taste to apologize, so be satisfied with circling the area until sunset. Still, it'll be plenty for a full loop around Radia to feel the wind in your hair."
"...Fine. Whatever. I'll know once I try it..."
It'll exceed your expectations, Cecilia. Your reaction tells me it has to.
Hmm... That said, looks like she'll be challenging me to bets nonstop after this. Unless she hates it, she'll probably bet every training session.
...Sounds good? It's a bit off my original plan, but turning her into my bitch through bets one by one ain't bad either.
"Hey! Sema! Hurry up and transform! Oh! Outside!?"
"Well, you'll need to help a bit if you wanna ride. Hop on here and we'll head out."
Puhuhu. Part of taking you out today was to show you this. Burn it into your eyes, Cecilia. Why your kicks didn't faze me.
"...Whoa. Fucking insane. You really are a monster, huh? How does your body even change like that?"
"Watch the language... The people training you must've had it rough."
"Shut up. What do I need to do?"
"There's a cloth in my bag tailored to my body. Drape it over me."
As I shifted into full horse form amid swirling smoke, Cecilia's eyes went wide, her face lighting up in shock.
But seriously, how does a noble lady say "fucking insane"...?
"...Damn, you're huge. Could fit three or four people..."
...Kekeke. You saw it, huh, Cecilia? Those big black balls hanging behind my body!
Now you get why your chopstick legs couldn't burst 'em? And I even unsheathed the cock for ya! Go on, gasp at the shocking size that surprised even me!
"Ah. Try not to look at the back if you can help it. It's... not really for show."
I played dumb, but I could feel Cecilia frozen solid behind me, already trapped in my snare.
...Hey? Did you pass out, Lady Cecilia? What's with the no reaction?
"...F-Fucking... insane..."
Her trembling voice gave away exactly what she was feeling. She was muttering as quietly as possible, but my sensitive horse ears caught every word.
"That size... wasn't an illusion...? It's twitching..."
"...Lady Cecilia? You okay?"
"N-No! Nothing! Absolutely nothing...!"
Nothing my ass. She's quivering from the shock of seeing my horse balls and cock.
Puhuhu. For a noble girl who just hit adulthood, it's gotta be a mind-blowing horse dick.
Now be a good girl and cover me up, Cecilia. Then tonight, masturbate thinking about this horse cock. Once I fully turn your mom into my bitch, you'll get a taste too.
"Nothing... nothing... Yeah..."
...What? Why's she still frozen...?
Snap!
No fucking way, this bitch did not!?
"Lady Cecilia!? Did you just flick my balls!?"
"N-No...! It was just so crazy...!"
"I said don't look back there and just cover it! Even if you did look, why the hell flick it, you psycho girl!"
What the fuck is wrong with her!? Sure, I showed it on purpose so I got no room to complain...!
But no matter how fascinating, who flicks balls!?
Is she really nobility!? No, screw nobility—this ain't about that!
Flicking a guy's balls—my monstrous horse balls, no less!?
Cecilia's lost her damn mind!
"You kicked me last time, took a gut punch, and now you wanna poke 'em again!? Begging for round two!?"
"That sounds nice... N-No, I mean! I was just covering it, but it twitched like it wanted more, so I...!"
"Does 'couldn't help it' fly for smacking a guy's nuts!? Hey! Are you really nobility!?"
"B-Because the bounce from that kick last time was no joke! I'm a girl too, so I've been curious, and now that I see it...!"
"Normal girls don't flick balls over that!?"
I'd run through every scenario, but a ball flick never crossed my mind, you bitch!
I was hoping it'd awaken the woman in you, turning you into a shy girl embarrassed around me! Or maybe you'd freak, faint, scream, and run!
Give me back my expectations and worries!
"...Hey! Isn't it hilarious now!? If you didn't wanna show it, you should've come prepared from the start!"
"Waltz into the Lord's Castle in horse form!? You know how piercing people's stares are!?"
"Monster or not, everyone's staring at you anyway! And quit whining—it didn't even hurt!"
"Doesn't matter if it hurts—guys flinch when their balls get hit! It's male instinct!"
"All that bulk and muscle, and you're flinching like a bitch! Scaredy-cat monster! Just rip it off!"
"What the hell are you even saying, you crazy noble brat!?"
It was a childish shouting match that no one would believe was between a fresh noble lady and a man nearing thirty. Cecilia and I screamed at each other like squabbling little siblings before we'd even set off.