Chapter 158 - Blackmail for Hatred! (4)
Skreeeech! Fuck, I messed up! Cursing out the lord's daughter right in front of him! How the hell do I fix this? She was staring at me with that look like she wanted to beat the shit out of me, and when she called me ugly, I just... lost it without thinking...! Uh, what do I do now?
"What? Bitch!? You wanna die!? You monster fucker!?"
"No, shut the fuck up! Where'd you sell your noble manners, you arrogant little cunt?!"
Kraaaah! I know I should hold back, but I can't! This bitch, why does she have such an infuriating face!? Celestia was just tsundere prickly, but this daughter of hers—those upturned eyes are seriously pissing me off! Screw the lord or whatever, I just wanna spank that ass raw right now!
"Manners!? Hey! What manners do you show a monster!?"
"You, you tiny little shit! I've eaten thousands more bowls of rice than you, you bitch!"
"Ah, fuck! Not only a monster, but a boomer too!?"
"You're the kid here, you look like you can't even get ID, you school lunch brat!"
"What's school lunch!? I'm 19, you know!? Who you calling a kid!"
What the fuck, 19!? A full-grown adult bitch acting like this!? Hearing she's 19 just makes me wanna smack her even more! A nobleman's daughter at that age launching personal attacks at a total stranger!?
How the hell did Celestia raise this daughter of hers!
"Enough, enough! Calm down, Sema!"
The lord's flustered shout snapped me back like a bucket of ice water over my head. Ugh... right, this is the party hall... Nobles' faces—every single one looks baffled. I should've held back... Got all hyped up without realizing it. Feels like I got dragged into this annoying bitch's pace.
"S-sorry, Lord Albert!"
Haa... in a place this crowded, cursing at the lord's daughter... Fuck. Does this ruin my good relationship with the lord? H-he wouldn't take back the building he gave me or anything, right...?
"No, no. Cecilia insulted you first... Cecilia! What is this shameful behavior!"
"...But Father. I still can't accept what you're saying about getting chummy with a monster."
"I've told you a hundred times, Sema isn't just any monster! And even if so, what kind of rude mouth is that to a stranger!"
The lord bellows, but Cecilia pouts like she's letting the scolding go in one ear and out the other, avoiding his gaze. Does this girl hate monsters like Celestia did? And that infuriating face while tuning out her parents' nagging...
...Lord Albert. You have it rough, man.
"Before you ruin the party more, go back and reflect!"
"Yeees~"
With a half-assed reply, Cecilia lightly curtsies to Klea, glares daggers at me, and storms out of the party hall.
Ugh... that, that shitty look...! I was gonna kinda appraise her if I saw the lord's daughter today...! Appraisal my ass, I just wanna smack her once!
"...Haa. Sorry, Sema. My daughter's too willful..."
"N-no, sir. If anything, I was the rude one to the young lady..."
"Young lady..."
Watching his daughter leave with a bitter look, the lord sighs and smiles wryly.
"...Truth is, she spent a lot of time away from us as a kid. Feeling guilty, we spoiled her whenever we saw her... By the time we realized, she'd turned into that wild thing."
Ah... yeah, you really spoiled her rotten... Hmm... 19 means Celestia had her at 22... no, 23.
"She won't sit at a desk, says the military's her calling and joined the soldiers. Talks about becoming a kingdom knight someday. Headaches lately from reports of her charging at monsters sword in hand as a commander."
Yeah, figures. Noble, lord's daughter charging around monster-hunting with a sword. Soldiers must have it tough. Unless she's skilled, anyway. Not a hero—at 19, how strong can she be?
"Poor Leo always cleaning up after my daughter... Hm. Got off track. Anyway, I'll reprimand her more, so don't hate her too much."
Ugh! Lord...! You soft-hearted old man...! Act all high-and-mighty like a proper noble! Makes me feel too guilty about messing with Celestia!
Touched by the lord's kindness, we resumed our warm chat.
"Haa... arrogant little brat. Acting like that to Master."
After chatting with the lord, while enjoying the buffet spread, Lizbet skewered a piece of meat and chuckled in disbelief.
"Right? So full of herself. I lost my temper without thinking."
After seeing Cecilia, those dark circles under the lord's eyes suddenly made sense. Busy with lord duties, and his daughter such a headache—must be a nightmare.
"Indeed. She seems... worth educating."
Klea's face is serene, but her grip on the fork tightens—she's boiling inside.
"Hmm... Cecilia... that one. Think she'll be okay?"
"Looks aren't bad. No, aside from the attitude, she's a fine bitch."
"Haa. Lots to teach her... What about you, Master? Like the brat?"
...Lizbet, you're only a year older than her, age-wise? Anyway, do I like her... Hmm. Hard to say. Visually, young Celestia with extra sass—not bad. Actually, that sass has its charm; purely looks-wise, fuckable. But that attitude...? Ugh...
"...I'll think about Cecilia slowly... For now, let's get payback on that bitch for today. Liz."
I nod toward Celestia chatting with some noble across the way. Lizbet and Klea flash wicked grins her way.
"Oh? Master. Didn't you say you'd hold back on that as much as possible?"
"Cecilia's attitude changed my mind. Mother pays for the daughter's arrogance. Liz. Go all out."
"Ahaha♡ Right. Parents take responsibility for their kids' mistakes♡"
With that, Lizbet pulls a small vial of my horse semen and a palm-sized box of tea leaves from her coat pocket. A tiny amount, but super-concentrated horse semen Lizbet magicked thick. And those leaves... no hiding it. High-grade tea steeped in my horse semen, then magicked dry by Lizbet.
...At first, I wondered how to take it... but now I just enjoy. My bitches like it—what's the big deal? No surprises anymore. I don't drink it, though.
"Heehee...♡"
Lizbet uncorks the vial first, levitating today's fresh super-concentrate out of sight above the party hall.
"Then, I'll be off~."
She grabs the fancy tea box and her glass, approaches Celestia.
"Hello, Countess Celestia."
"Oh, Miss Lizbet...?"
"Nothing much, just a little gift for you~"
"A gift? For me?"
While Lizbet chats, the floating semen slithers over Celestia's head... slips into her glass unnoticed.
Normal cum would float or show milky, but it swirls instantly, blending into the deep champagne hue. Damn, Lizbet's control is pro. Celestia notices nothing. Her skills are fire magic officially, but she knows and casts all sorts from magic school. Perfect for this insane prep with my semen... Time to enjoy my bitch's handiwork.
"I prepared some of that tea you had before."
"Oh, that tea?"
"Yes. You seemed to like it last time you visited."
Yeah. Yeah. You bowed and apologized to me—me, whom you hated so much—'cause you loved it that much.
"It had a wonderful aroma and taste. Felt refreshing in the head too... Did you prepare it on purpose?"
"Yes♡ It was experimental, so the color's different from last time... but aroma and taste should be similar♡"
"Oh my, really... Thank you, Miss Lizbet. I'll enjoy it."
"Hehe. Yes♡ Let me know your thoughts♡"
After handing over the leaves, they chat more... then raise glasses like a toast and sip.
That moment, Celestia's face tilts in confusion—'Huh?'—but...
"Oh? Something wrong, Countess?"
"...Huh...? No, nothing, Miss Lizbet."
Urged by Lizbet's smiling face, Celestia stops tilting her head and sips again. And just like that... she downs the semen-laced booze.
"...?"
One sip, stares at the glass oddly, hesitates... takes another. Face changes fast—the semen-mixed booze must taste ecstatic. And so... Celestia empties the glass of semen booze completely.