I'm Totally Fucked!

"I'm fucked!"

I was screwed. Utterly, completely screwed. I'd come to this other world to forget everything from Earth and start fresh—to be a reliable, cool friend to the guys and the kind of guy women wanted to date. But just two months in, I'd blown it big time.

"I'm so fucking fucked!!"

I bellowed it right in front of Lizbet, collapsed and drenched in my own cum.

How the hell did it come to this?

Thinking back calmly, it wasn't even worth getting that pissed over or jerking off like a maniac. I'd only pranked her a little, but the moment she spat that she'd done it to mess with me, a rush of heat exploded from my body straight to my head. Curses and commands poured from my mouth, and deep inside, those twisted views on women I'd tried to bury came roaring back to life.

Right after unloading two months' worth of pent-up cum, my head cooled a bit, and seeing Lizbet covered in it shattered the fantasy isekai life I'd been picturing.

"Ah... shit... what the fuck do I do now..."

I could already imagine what came next. Once Als found out his girl ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠was in this state, he'd summon every ounce of hero strength—even the stuff he sucked on as a baby—to try and kill me. Even if he couldn't do it himself, as a hero with connections to the higher-ups, he'd pull every string to make sure I died. And if I ran? Wouldn't there be a wanted poster or some shit?

"......"

I stared at Lizbet, passed out on the ground. Covered in an insane amount of cum—so much it was hard to believe it was all mine. Yet even through it, my eyes drifted to her tits peeking from her blouse, her plump thighs, and the glimpse of her cum-soaked panties.

Even after dumping that load, my horse cock was still rock-hard, twitching like it was screaming for one more! One more!

Shut the fuck up and go back in, you bastard.

At least after one shot, I could control it enough to stuff it away.

"This fucking..."

My brain was spinning faster than it had since arriving in this world, desperately searching for a way out, but nothing came ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠to mind. With Lizbet knocked out, I clung to a desperate hope: maybe she'd get amnesia or something and forget it all.

Yeah, right, like that'd happen.

"......"

First things first, clean her up. No choice. For a split second, killing her and hiding the evidence flashed through my mind, but I wasn't shameless enough to murder an innocent girl and live with it. If I did, no matter what happened after, regret and guilt would haunt a corner of my mind forever.

So, clean her up, take her back. The quest ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠was done, and I'd already butchered and collected the griffin and wild boar. If she woke up with amnesia after cleaning—best case. If she came to before the city, I'd grovel and apologize like hell. If not till we got there, drop her at the guild office, prep to bolt, and watch the situation.

Decision made, I ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠grabbed her cloak in my mouth and gently lowered her into the nearby spring.

"......Nng..."

She twitched as the water hit her but didn't wake. Checking her over, I fetched her towel with my mouth and carefully wiped the cum from her face, hair, and body—like scraping it off.

"Ah, shit, this cursed horse body...!"

Whether using my mouth or hooves, every body part made it a pain in the ass. I'd moved like this from the start, and two months in, I was used to the horse form—but without hands, the blessed tools of man, everything sucked.

"Fuck, fuck... I wanna fuck her so bad, seriously..."

After barely cleaning her hair and face, I went for her massive tits half-submerged in the spring, and that full, heavy feel made heat surge again. Every touch of those firm mounds had my cock popping out, neighing like uhyoot~!

"Haa, haa... this should be good enough...?"

Below the waterline on her chest was easier, at least. The cum stuck in the water didn't come off great, but way simpler than her hair.

I pulled Lizbet from the spring, let her air-dry a bit while waiting for her to wake—no dice. Touching her wrist to my face, she felt pretty cold from the spring.

"Can't dry like this. She's not waking, so I gotta carry her somehow."

My body temp was horse-hot, even without the masturbation fever. Just naturally toasty. Piggybacking her should keep her from getting chilled.

I crouched, grabbed her still-damp body, and draped her sideways across my back. This body was insanely flexible for a horse—waist bending, neck twisting every way. Made me wonder if I was even a real horse, skeletal structure and all. Good thing, or this situation would've been impossible.

"Heave-ho, there..."

Confirming she was secure, I stood and took a test walk. My broad back made it stable unless I ran. Her tits pressed soft against my side, her breath tickling, but bearable.

With her loaded, I grabbed her staff-hung bag, my holster bag from my leg, the mushroom bundle, and my cloth "clothes" all in my mouth and started off carefully. Worried about teeth and gums, but this horse mouth was tough—no issues, though I drooled a bit.

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At the city gates, the guard gawked in shock. I explained Lizbet on my back: she'd soloed a griffin while I was gone, but its wind skill slammed her head into a tree.

Mixing truth with lies, I wondered if he'd buy it, but "A little mage girl soloing a griffin!?" He checked our adventurer cards, nodded, and waved us through. His face said it worked.

About to head in, I realized I was naked—asked him to unload Lizbet and wrap my cloth and bags around me. He did, but the guy covering my rear had a weird look. Thanked him, reloaded Lizbet, and entered the city.

Heads turned as I headed to the guild office. Sera rushed over, shocked.

I laid Lizbet on the reception room sofa and spun her the same exaggerated tale: She was mushroom-picking, I was scouting, huge griffin targeted her. I charged, but she dodged amazingly, blasted it with fire magic, killed it. Thought it was over, but griffin's dying wind skill flung her into a tree headfirst—knocked out. I carried her back.

Sera was floored a solo griffin kill. Said they're fast, hard to hit, easy to counter—need frontliners tanking for backliners to DPS. A magic-using griffin solo? Guild-achievement level.

Sorry, that was a magic-less baby under a year old...

Sera checked the mushrooms. I handed over griffin down and feathers Lizbet butchered, saying that's all I could grab from the charred corpse. Good thing I skipped beak and claws—too big, would've blown the lie.

"Definitely griffin down and feathers... They react to wind like this—classic griffin trait. I figured Lizbet was ready for the next rank up, but this is amazing!"

"Yeah, blew my mind! Fire going boom boom kablam..."

"When I heard Als got called for hero duty, I worried about you two on your first quest together, but her soloing like that? Gotta log it now!"

"Yeah, definitely record it!"

I figured it'd raise suspicions, but she bought the overblown story no question. Probably 'cause Lizbet was a rising star adventurer, and I was a Divine Beast—light evidence, but trusted.

Sera took Lizbet's card, fiddled with some magic device, and inputted stuff. Brought it back—new entry added.

Griffin Solo Subjugation. Pretty badass achievement.

Level upped, overall stats boosted. One level giving this much? Solid gains. Esser barely changed, but the tens digit shifted noticeably.

Checked Lizbet's card, then asked Sera to watch her till Als showed that evening—slipped out. Scared shitless if she woke with me there and adventurers around yelling "kill the monster!"

Praying she'd forget or overlook it for the achievement and level-up, I headed to the warehouse, peeking out the window constantly, prepping for worst-case.

If Als came sword-drawn, I'd bolt. I'm a horse—running's my jam. Radia was huge; hide till dawn, gates open, then flee.

Resolved, kept watch.

"Status Window"

Glancing out while checking my status after ages. Heard experience share doesn't work, but maybe griffin EXP trickled to me?

......I didn't toy with her, though...