Chapter 22
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 22
Chapter Title: Interlude: #Fingering #Paizuri
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All situations where you're getting fucked by a guy while still clinging to your male mind are shitty as hell, but...
...that's a fact. Even if she looks insanely happy, deep down there's always that shitty feeling gnawing away.
Anyway, even among those shitty situations, there are degrees of shittiness.
Pussy sex is tolerable by comparison. Since it's going into a pussy that wasn't there before, aside from the pain, the mental resistance is less than the other two cases. Note that this isn't "it's fine"—it's just "less shitty."
Next up is oral sex. Even as a guy, you had a mouth, and the disgust and terror of a big dick touching your lips is etched into every cell of a veteran's body, so this one's just as agonizing—but with the power of tags or whatever, it barely scrapes into the "less shitty" category.
But.
But this? This is fucking unacceptable.
"Anal sex? Fuck no! Are you insane?!"
This is straight-up gay!
I flipped over from where I'd been leaning face-down on the bed, clamped my legs shut, glared up at the bastard, and snapped.
My pussy was still oozing nonstop, a slimy mix of juices and cum trickling out.
This fucker came buckets, for real.
Konakan, sporting a throbbing dick at odds with his sullen expression, begged me one more time.
"Please, just once."
"No."
"You said you'd man up and give me one sometime!"
"Fuck, don't throw that back at me in this situation!"
It's definitely "man up," but the nuance gets all twisted...!
'I'll man up and give you my pussy' versus 'I'll man up and give you my ass'—does this idiot seriously not get the disgusting difference?
But he wasn't clueless, judging by his aggrieved look as he raised his voice.
"You're a girl right now!"
"The inside's still a guy!"
"Who gives a shit? You look like a total babe!"
"Anyway, you can't deny I'm a guy!"
"You're a girl. Ask anyone on the street. If you insist you're a guy, they'll think you're a crazy chick!"
"Okay, sure, but just because my looks changed doesn't erase my ex-special forces ROK Army badass cred!"
Fuck, wanna taste the anti-commie torch? Where do you get off shoving your cockhead at my asshole, you cocky prick? Back in my day, you'd lose your leave for insubordination just for saying that shit.
I was about to channel some long-lost barracks sergeant energy and give this arrogant fucker a mental re-education on my asshole when...
"What a load of bullshit."
He smirked like my fierce glare was a joke and stepped closer instead.
Then he grabbed my still-sensitive tits and wrapped his tongue around my nape.
"Hngh...?!"
"What're you gonna do with a voice like that?"
He knew my nape was a weak spot, so he licked it all slobbery and relentless. My post-sex super-sensitive body dutifully twitched under his kneading grip.
He massaged my tits softly, fingers teasing around my areolas, and soon sweet moans spilled out.
"Nngh...!"
"Not manly at all."
"Shut... up."
"See?"
Konakan pulled back from sucking my nape, shoved his face into my cleavage, and licked hard. At the same time, his hand slid down to my pussy.
"Kyaa...?!"
It bucked.
I was pissed at how he deliberately plunged his fingers deep and fast, making loud squelching noises from inside.
Squelch-squelch.
The lewd sounds filled the room as I frantically tried to clamp my legs shut, but...
"Where you going."
Konakan wedged his body in first, blocking me.
"D-don't...!"
"Making sounds this slutty while squelching like that, and you're a guy?"
"Sh-shut... up...!!"
Hmph. Konakan snorted and ramped up the fingering speed.
As the wet slapping got faster, my hypersensitive pussy twitched and squirted in no time.
"Hyaaahhh?!!!"
In the end, I embarrassingly soaked his hand again.
"Fuck, you... seriously..."
I huffed indignantly, but Konakan didn't care—he just shoved his cum-and-juice-smeared fingers into my mouth.
"Mmph, nngh...!"
"Lick."
"Nngh, mm... "
"Head to toe, you're this horny—why keep insisting you're a guy?"
With his pussy-teasing fingers now jammed in my mouth and swirling, I had no choice but to wrap my tongue around them just to breathe.
The bitter, sour taste wrinkled my nose.
"Urk..."
"So girly."
"T-take 'em... out..."
"You hate it that much?"
I bit my lip around his fingers and nodded emphatically.
Seeing my consistent disgust, even the momentum-riding Konakan looked a bit thrown off.
"Man, I really wanna try anal..."
Like I said.
What a weird guy.
He's all aggressive when pushing, but backs off when I say no.
His dick was still swollen and angry between his legs, twitching desperately, while his face was all awkward and stuck.
Funny, but kinda pitiful too.
However.
"Anal's a hard no."
That's that, and this is this.
Sweet-rape-guy Konakan finally shelved his anal dreams in the face of my firm stance.
"Tch, fine. Can't be helped."
But his words said yes while his dick showed no signs of calming down.
If anything, it pulsed harder, like protesting the stop.
He's totally picturing railing my ass while staring at my naked body.
"Whoa, pre-cum. Hey, why's your dick beading up now?"
"Ah, this is..."
"Gonna keep fantasizing about anal? I said no."
"You won't even let me imagine it?! That's better than just pouncing and shoving it in!"
"Fair. Sorry."
Controlling thoughts would be crossing the line.
"You were a guy once. You get this, right? We just had a hot round, you're geared up for anal, then the mood crashes—this shitty frustration?"
"...Yeah."
"Like jerking off, almost cumming, then mom walks in and kills it— that regret!!"
Why's he getting mad?
This fucker must've been dead serious about handies.
In that case...
"Lemme help with that handy."
I slowly knelt before Konakan's still raging, jiggly-throbbing dick.
And lifted my heavy tits.
"Time for tittyfuck."
I wrapped his massive cock between my soft breasts and started rubbing.
"Kgh...!"
Tittyfuck.
In this world's lingo, "paizuri."
It's a fantastic position—way less mental strain on the giver than a handjob, while maxing out the receiver's pleasure.
Plus, less physical effort for me too.
"Like this...?"
"Grrgh...! This is no joke?!"
The effect was insane!
Pulling my soft tits up snug around his cock, it was way more stimulating than expected—Konakan's thighs and ass were already quivering.
Paizuri's emotional payoff is beyond imagination. Hands are universal for handjobs, but huge tits for paizuri? Rare as hell.
So "I've gotten paizuri" is a spec worth more than a Seoul National University degree.
You can grind for SNU—or joke about subway-riding there—but paizuri? No handouts, not even as a gag.
And here I am giving it.
I've never even received one.
Me, on the giving end...!
"This is so fucking unfair!!"
I squeezed my tits tight in righteous fury and slammed them up fast—Konakan started shuddering all over.
"Kgh, ugh...!!"
"Cum already. No time for your comfy fun, you bastard."
Slap-slap-slap-slap.
Lewd sounds mixed with his quickening breaths.
"Hngh, kgh, ugh...!!"
"You lucky fuck! Both isekai'd into an eroge, but one's getting tittyfucked while the other's giving it!!"
"Kiriche! I'm... gonna cum..."
"Why can't I get paizuri!!!"
Fueled by injustice, I unleashed the final storm paizuri.
His cock throbbed huge between my tits—he was on the edge.
This swell.
Orgasm meter maxed out!
Cum quick.
You jealous prick, you cheeky prick.
Stop enjoying and cum already, you son of a...
"Kiriche! In your mouth!!"
"What? No wai—"
No time to speak—Konakan grabbed the back of my head, which had been bowed staring at his cock during the titfuck, and yanked me roughly.
Suddenly, his dick plunged straight into my mouth.
As it hit my throat and I gagged for air...
Splurt-splurt. Splurt.
"Nngh...?!!"
A massive load flooded my mouth again. Too startled to swallow, some refluxed out my nose.
"Cough-cough, urk..."
Coughing semen out my nose.
And the second time, no less.
Who'd have thought I'd snort cum twice in a week.
"Y-you okay...?"
Pitying my coughing fit with head down, he patted my shoulder. I glanced up at him and...
"Dude, cum in your nose..."
"Ah, ngh, ...khng!"
"Pfft! You good? Semen sneeze— that's a rare one."
He obliviously teased and snickered, so...
I wiped the cum off with my hand, knelt properly before him, and...
"You fucking bastard!!"
WHAM!!
"Guhk...!"
I nailed a Rick Flair-style low blow right to his nuts.
His shocked face as he crumpled clutching his junk—priceless, straight out of Admiral Yi's vibes.
Grab your dick and reflect, asshole.
...Fuck, that fishy smell's still lingering in my nose.