Little Sis, What the Hell Did You Do?!
Little sis... what the hell did you do?!
Nothing else happened after that. We'd come to the noraebang, so we belted out songs like crazy, and once time was up, the family gathering wrapped up.
"See ya later?"
Ha Yeon threw me a chilling wink on her way home...
"See you at school~"
Chae Serin flashed a satisfied smile and said her goodbyes.
"Your bro's got it good~"
"Huh? What does."
"Nothin'~ Guess it runs in the family."
The gorilla girl snickered as she headed home.
Whatever. The day had been such a whirlwind I was totally wiped out.
Still, my relationship with Chae Serin had mended better than before, so it wasn't a meaningless day!
Actually, it was packed with meaning.
'Someone I like, huh...'
I still wasn't sure.
About what kind of dating philosophy I wanted, or who exactly I liked.
Back in the day, I'd have jumped into a relationship with anyone who said they liked me without a second thought...
But not now.
With all their relationships tangled up with mine... picking one would mean drifting away from the others.
"Can't we just go polygamy?"
I could treat them all well!
On the way home, I grinned like an idiot lost in delusions.
"Ugh."
All I got in return was Ha Yeon's pitiful glare...
But if I'm happy, that's all that matters!
Aah...
Why do weekends fly by so fast?
Saturday had been non-stop, so I'd sworn not to leave the house all Sunday.
I dove into dopamine heaven in my room without even showering, and before I knew it, seven hours had passed...
I'd binged every movie, anime, novel, and comic I wanted to see, so of course it took that long...
"Why's it bedtime already?"
The world is unfair.
Five weekdays, but only two weekend days? Shouldn't it be four weekdays and three weekends as a huge favor?
No matter how hard I racked this genius brain of mine, I couldn't understand it.
I desperately wanted to turn back time.
Saturday was chaos, so just rewind to Sunday morning!
"Gahhh... I hate going to sleep. But I'm sleepy... But closing my eyes means morning tomorrow... then school... arghhh..."
I buried my face in the pillow and cursed the world.
Sure, school life's fun, but waking up early is worse than death!
With this huge body, my energy efficiency sucks, so I need way more rest than normal people!
Screw everyone else—give me three weekend days!
I was endlessly praying tomorrow wouldn't come when the door suddenly burst open.
"Oppa! Can't you do just one more video with me?!"
That damn gorilla girl.
Can't you see I'm deep in philosophical theory? How dare you interrupt?
"Get lost."
"I'll give you 100,000 won."
"?"
Did I hear that wrong?
100... 100,000 won..?
Ha Yeon's finances were beyond broke—untouchable pauper level. How the hell does she have that kind of cash?
"You gambling or something..?"
"What bullshit! You doing it or not?!"
Ha Yeon looked desperate, forcing an answer out of me.
Definitely different from last time.
This wasn't a request—it was a deal.
Buying me off with money... I had to admire her growing scheming skills.
But...!
If I cave here, my big-bro authority crumbles.
I cleared my throat a couple times.
"Not if it's some weird challenge like last time."
I tossed out a fake rejection.
"It's not. Just say hi to the camera!"
"Filters?"
"..."
Jackpot!
Now I've got full control...!
"200,000 won."
"Deal."
Does pride pay the bills?
200,000 won is 20 hours of work at minimum wage...
And opportunities like that don't come easy for a student!
I quickly ran a hand through my hair and plopped down next to Ha Yeon.
"It's a live stream, so just a quick greeting. No dumb comments!"
"Live? What, someone actually watching?"
"Argh! Shut up!"
Heh heh. Ha Yeon-ah... that's harsh to your oppa.
Even if I'm the boss right now...
"Starting!"
"Yes sir! Loyalty!"
Treat me however! Woof woof!
And so the Insta live began.
"Hi everyone! It's Hayeoni~ You guys didn't believe me, so I'm proving it."
Ha Yeon skillfully took the lead.
She had a decent following—viewers poured in fast.
"Oppa, say hi."
"Uh... hi? I'm the gorilla girl's big bro."
"Argh! No weird stuff!"
"Ahem... I'm Ha Yeon's big bro. Imagine prepping for bed and your little sis barges in—what would you feel?"
"You wanna die?"
"What am I supposed to say?"
You said talk nonsense...
I've watched streams, but never been on one.
"Believe your big bro now? Not some hired actor."
"Though I do have actor-level looks."
"Shut it..."
Ha Yeon smiled sweetly at the camera, but her hand under it was vicious.
She yanked the most painful spot on my arm...
"Anyway, ending the stream! One more vid with oppa and you're blocked."
"What? Using me? This is bullshit... I have eyes too!"
"Enough!"
With Ha Yeon's shouting, the stream ended.
Ha Yeon fumed.
Wait, does this mean no 200k?
"Whoa whoa, sis. Calm down..."
"Not bad."
"Huh?"
Forgetting her anger, she grinned and offered a high-five.
Has my little sis finally lost it?
Is this punishment for not turning delinquent like in the original—turning my one cute sis into a real gorilla?!
"They said it proves we're real siblings."
"Well, duh, we are..."
"Whatever. Last vid with you got weirdos stirring shit, so this shuts 'em up."
"..?"
Ha Yeon mumbled something and transferred 200k to me.
Hey, result's good, right?
My account's screaming happily?
"Thanks anyway!"
Ha Yeon beamed and headed to her room.
"Hehe, thanks a ton!"
I grinned back, admiring the bank notification.
How famous is she that viewers demand proof?
No idea—never followed family on socials...
Obviously fake, though.
No big influencer does lives for this!
Just proud of Ha Yeon hustling.
Proud...
Proud..?
Fuck, I was dead wrong.
"Yo, Haon! How do you know Hayeoni?!"
"You said no girls, but you're bagging influencers?!"
"You psycho! Spill it!!"
Monday after the weekend, Lee Wooju, Kim Taeyang, and every guy in class swarmed me demanding answers.
"What the hell outta nowhere."
Couldn't keep up with the marketplace chaos.
"Look at this! How dare you do a challenge with our Hayeoni?!"
Kim Taeyang vented rage, shoving a TikTok vid at me.
"Ugh... handsome wins again... My DMs get ignored even."
The guys wailed like the ground caved in.
Wait, how do they know it's me with filters on?
"Not denying it's you, right? Her feed pic screams Baek Haon...!"
Lee Wooju shoved a photo in my face.
Baek Ha Yeon... you gorilla bitch... you broke your promise?
More importantly... how many followers does she have for my classmates to know?
I snatched Wooju's phone and checked her TikTok and Insta...
"Whoa, fuck."
Even my clean mouth couldn't hold back.
1M.
One million.
Meaning a million people saw my dumbass antics..?
"Explain! Explain! Explain!"
"Explain! Explain! Explain!"
"Stop!!"
I quelled the orangutans' howls and sorted it out.
"So... this girl you showed is that famous..?"
"Can't you see the followers? Rising influencer! Rumor she's debuting as an idol."
Idol my ass.
She farts around the house acting like a gorilla—what idol?
"Chill first. Didn't you see her live yesterday.. this girl, I mean?"
"Live? You saw the members-only live yourself?!"
Argh, fucking insane.
No wonder she had cash—paid membership?
This gorilla... not posting shady pics, right?
Didn't raise her right, and this happens... all my fault.
I sighed deeply and calmly told the furious orangutans.
"The girl you love... is my mom's daughter."
"Huh?"
"Eh?"
"Wh-what did you s-s-say?"
Yeah, unbelievable.
Who'd believe a mega-influencer is my sis?
No choice—pulled out my phone, showed the family chat with Ha Yeon.
"It's real."
Proof delivered.
"N-no way. So Hayeoni's still in middle school..?"
"She said she was an adult!"
"Ughhh... I'm trash. A horny beast panting over my friend's little sis..."
"Clang clang... clang clang..."
Aah, yeah.
These guys are hopeless.
Never cared about her SNS, but now I see why she hides it from parents.
Plotting how to discipline Ha Yeon at home...
"Baek Haon!! What the hell is this!!"
Lee Jihye stormed in fuming...
"Explain now!"
Matching my orangutans' reaction.
Ah, my head throbs on this fresh Monday morning.
My fault for slacking on sis management... I'm guilty as charged..!
"I'll explain later. Class starting soon—go back."
"If not proper, you're done for!"
Lee Jihye bellowed her warning...
Piling on—Drum Senpai messaged too, exposing my shame...
"50,000 won... and I sold my soul..."
Monday, start of the week.
I spent the whole day explaining.
"Gotta see with my own eyes!"
Lee Jihye threatens to barge into my house...
"...Can't believe it."
Senpai wants to visit too...
"Serin says yes, but I wanna see~"
Kim Minji's coming over...
"Then me too!"
Chae Serin, why you too...
The fanboys stayed quiet, but why are the girls flipping out?
Fuck it!
Come all! Come!
Clear my schedule—gorilla viewing party at home!
"Us too!"
"Yeah!"
Even Lee Wooju and Kim Taeyang!
Last train!
Somehow, a weird group formed.
What even is this lineup...
After school, we headed to my house in awkward vibes...
"Gorilla girl! You nearly ended my school life... huh?"
I opened Ha Yeon's door.
"...Oppa. I'm in deep shit."
Tears streamed from my usually bold, cheerful little sis's eyes.