Chapter 5
Chapter 5
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 5
Chapter Title: Pulling a Snap - 4
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There are surprisingly few users in the gallery who write consistent posts.
Is it easy to write one? Of course not.
It requires incredible 'guts', and above all, it's hard to attract trolling.
Interest in a consistent post dwindles the longer it goes on.
That's why malicious users didn't bother writing consistent posts.
Even Demon King-chan, who was famous for writing the most trash posts, could only manage a consistent post like [Demon King-chan is getting up > <☆].
So, the number of malicious users writing consistent posts in the gallery was surprisingly small.
And one of them was, who else?
Of course, it was the Hero.
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—Hero
Title) Looking for someone to save the world again today!
Me. I, the Hero, am looking to form a party to prepare for the threats to the world!
To protect the continent, I am forming a Hero party and looking for members to defeat evil!
—Perilous journey, low pay, endless dangers, uncertain safe return, fame and glory upon success—
— User1
Is this for real?
⭐ Top Comment
— Hero
I'm serious!
— User2
So how many in the party?
— Hero
Currently, it's just me, but it'll grow in the future!
— User3
F*ck hahaha saving the world alone hahahaha
— User4
Hero extinction event hahaha
— User5
What have you done so far?
— Hero
I'm adventuring to protect the world!
— User6
I asked what you DID f*ck hahahaha
— Hero
I protected the world!
— User7
?? hahaha
— User8
A hero who goes on adventures to protect the world... tremble tremble
— User9
Isn't this a crazy bastard hahahaha
— User10
Is this guy really a hero?
— User11
How can it be real, f*ck hahaha
— User12
How many times has this guy been fooled hahahaha
They post such nonsensical things every day, consistently.
Is it meant to be taken seriously? Or is it a joke? No one knows.
That was the malicious part of a consistent post.
Being vague and only demanding attention.
Since they just repeat the same thing like a parrot every day, people's interest naturally dwindled.
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Title) What's up with that Hero guy?
I've been seeing him for about 5 years now, yeah;
— User13
Probably someone like me
— User14
And who are you?
— User15
I'm a home security guard
— User16
hahaha f*ck you're unemployed
— User17
But the one protecting the world, yeah; It's the Hero
— User18
A hero is a hero, yeah;;
— User19
Kya;; I didn't know I was the hero... A hero is a hero... Memo...
— User20
What are these guys doing hahaha
Most people just passed it off as either a slightly slow-witted kid or a malicious troll.
But what if sub-admin permissions were given to such a consistent poster?
It was a future no one had imagined.
Until now.
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Title) F*ck Head Admin this is not it!!!!!!!!!
Please hahaha not him!!!
—Head Admin) It is.
— User21
Crazy b*tch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
— User22
This guy's a real man hahaha
— User23
hahaha look at his clear convictions hahaha
Title) Why are you picking him??
(I really don't know)
—Head Admin) He says he works hard
— User24
If working hard made things happen, would the world be like this!!!!!!!!!!!!
— User25
f*ck hahaha Head Admin you bastard are crazy hahaha
— User26
Does the Head Admin think the armband is a toilet bowl?
— User27
So this isn't a toilet bowl?
— User28
Wasn't it?
— User29
I guess so.
— User30
It's fitting for a super toilet bowl to manage a toilet bowl hahaha
— User31
Ah hahaha I guess so hahaha
Even when everyone opposed it, the Head Admin pushed forward with conviction.
It was gradually moving toward a worldline that no one had imagined.
While everyone was casting skeptical glances, one person was different.
"But why say it can't be done?"
He wants to protect the world so much.
The gallery is our world too. There's a world inside the monitor!
If I can't protect reality, well? I can protect the gallery world.
The Head Admin was nonchalant.
Even if the Hero couldn't protect the gallery, he had a cheat key!
"If not, then oh well."
"Sorry, my bad hahaha"
"I guess I was wrong hahaha"
He just had to cast whatever he felt like casting that day.
"And problems will arise no matter who wears the armband."
Five people gather and there's always one piece of trash! Five armbands?
Then there will be trash among them too.
Because Mr. Ji-ro's words are always right.
But thankfully, it's not five people.
The Head Admin and the Sub-Admins make four.
There's a chance there might not be any trash.
"Whether that's possible in this trash heap of a gallery, I don't know."
You don't know if it'll work until you try, right?
With that thought, he lightly pressed the button.
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙
Appoint Hero as Gallery Sub-Admin?
Yes
Hesitation was a luxury.
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"I wanted to protect the world. But no one applied... I'm shocked..."
Muttering to herself, she looked around the gallery.
However, no one applied to the Hero's party.
In the stories and legends passed down, brilliant talents would flock to the Hero's party.
For five years, she tried to find party members, but she failed.
It wasn't that she couldn't choose a suitable person from the many candidates.
Not a single person applied.
"Hmm. I heard it would gather better than this..."
She had also met people in the gallery.
Don't posts like this come up often? So she just posted.
The world is wide. If there's a communication channel connected to that wide world, there would be many brilliant people.
That's how it should be, but strangely, she couldn't find any party members.
"Should I try finding members while going to dungeons together?"
Thinking about it, she had never gone to a dungeon with anyone.
She was strong enough to conquer any dungeon alone.
Clearing a dungeon was no big deal.
But finding a party was harder than clearing a dungeon!
"Besides, I don't even know how to find a party to enter a dungeon with..."
She doesn't know because she's never tried.
On top of that, talking to strangers is difficult.
Forming a party with someone she just met and going with them to clear a dungeon?
"It's not easy."
It's not easy.
A sentence that represented her feelings.
So, she posted in the gallery again today, where it's a bit easier to face people.
Today, a comment was posted right away.
— User32
Hero, what kind of panties are you wearing today? (Tell me and I'll join the party for real)
⭐ Top Comment
— Hero
Today, it's white!
— User33
Kya hahaha white hahaha
— Hero
So when are you joining the party?
— User34
What's that?
— Hero
The Hero party, I mean!
— User35
What's that.
— User36
hahaha Hero, you got fooled again!!!!!
"...I got fooled again today."
Hero. Kaira Roux got fooled again today.
She got what she wanted, but the party members remained at zero.
Will it be hard to find party members again today?
She looked around the gallery while eating her meal in a daze.
Then, she noticed a comment had been posted.
— Head Admin
Then how about guarding the gallery to contribute to the peace of the continent?
'Guarding the gallery for the peace of the continent...'
A combination of words that seems to have no connection.
However, Kaira thought deeply.
There must surely be evil bastards in the gallery too.
Preventing those bastards from accessing the gallery is also a way to defeat evil.
'That looks good.'
She replied with a 'good', and a notification rang out with a 'ding'.
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙
You have been appointed as a Gallery Sub-Admin.
Accept Reject
Her choice was already made.
Of course, she accepted.
A blue tag was attached to her ID.
The last Sub-Admin had arrived.
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Title) The future of the gallery is dark.
Is this Sub-Admin lineup for real...?
— User37
What's dark about it, it's only bright
— User38
Go outside sometimes too, for real hahaha
— User39
If this is bright, where do you live, underground? hahaha
— User40
Demon King, Elf Queen, Hero... seeing them together, it's kinda okay?
— User41
Oh, that's not bad
— User42
What's not bad about it hahaha
— User43
Demon King (Fake), Elf Queen (Fake), Hero (Fake)
— User44
f*ck hahaha you're already crazy hahaha
— User45
Don't escape reality hahaha face it hahaha
Title) I'm quitting the gallery for real...
Title) Ah f*ck, it's so boring without the gallery
— User46
2-minute cut f*ck hahaha
— User47
A rabbit would last longer than this hahaha
— User48
Not even 2 hours, but 2 minutes hahaha
— User49
If you lasted 2 minutes, you lasted a long time, agree?
— User50
What's the standard for this? hahaha
Title) The mastermind behind all this
Head Admin
📊 Votes
Upvotes: 2813 | Downvotes: 3
— User51
Kya, well-written
— User52
For real, so clean and clear hahaha
— User53
But what is the Head Admin thinking?
— User54
You think they have a brain? hahaha
— User55
The previous Head Admins weren't exactly thinkers either, yeah;
— User56
They're better than the old Head Admins, though?
— User57
Yeah; The old Head Admins were worse
— User58
Stop talking about the old days!!!!!!!!!
— User59
Old-timers, give up your canes before you agree!!!!!!!!!
The main trend in the gallery was posts cursing the Head Admin.
They weren't pleased with the Hero joining as a Sub-Admin.
Wasn't the problem that only one of the three Sub-Admins seemed normal?
The other two were a trash-poster and a consistent-poster.
And they were still posting trash right now.
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—Hero
(Title) I got a blue tag on my ID!
Looking for someone to join the Hero's party, which now has a blue tag!
(Approximate conditions)
— User60
f*ck hahaha this guy's the same even after becoming a Sub-Admin hahahaha
— User61
He's so consistent, I'm starting to like him hahaha
— User62
Please protect our gallery ㅠㅠㅠ Kill the Head Admin ㅠㅠ
— User63
Break the Head Admin ㅜㅜ Break the continent ㅠㅠㅠ
— User64
Why break the continent, you crazy bastard hahaha
Title) The Hero party was formed hahahaha
Demon King, Hero, Plant Elf Old-timer, Head Admin
— User65
Kya hahaha look at that lineup hahaha
— User66
Head Admin (Just the Head Admin)
— User67
An Elf and a Demon King in the same party hahaha
— User68
Light and darkness are one, for real hahaha
— User69
Head Admin, what the f*ck are you doing in there? Get out of the party
— User70
For real hahahahaha
— User71
Is the Head Admin a female student at an academy?
— User72
Ah, then I'll accept it
— User73
hahaha
— User74
If the Head Admin leaves here, the balance will be seriously off, yeah;;
— User75
Isn't the Head Admin the main character? This is the Head Admin's party? hahaha
— User76
The Hero's party got snatched hahaha
Title) The Hero's grown a lot, yeah;;
Even got into the Head Admin's party hahaha
— User77
For real hahaha The Hero's grown a lot?
— User78
Should we take a look at our Hero's skewers~~?
— User79
f*ck hahahaha
— User80
How did the Hero get into the Head Admin's party? I'm jealous, for real;
— User81
For real? You should apply for Sub-Admin too
— User82
Watch your tone, you f*cker
Kaira, who was reading this, went "Hmm" and thought.
She said she was looking for a party, but isn't this already a party?
Demon King, Elf Queen, me. And the Head Admin.
It was a perfectly balanced party.
"It's better than I thought. Not bad. Hmm!"
Kaira lightly wrote a post.
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—Hero
Title) It's a satisfying Hero party!
Demon King, Elf Queen, Hero, Head Admin.
There's no party more perfect than this!
— User83
Head Admin's specialty: Just the Head Admin
— User84
How flower-like is this guy's brain to believe this for real?
— User85
Isn't this a concept?
— User86
How can a person's head be like this hahaha
— User87
Is this a person or a chinchilla f*ck hahaha
— User88
Who can this party beat?
— User89
Probably the boss cat Cheese in my neighborhood would be the limit hahaha
— User90
You can't beat Cheese-juo hahaha
And so, all the Sub-Admins were recruited.
For a while, the gallery was on fire, and there was plenty of distrust in the Sub-Admins.
But the gallery users always adapted and worked hard on their trash posts.
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Title) The gallery management is better than I expected, huh?
Yeah;;
— User91
Yeah, I didn't even expect it.
— User92
I dropped a ton of Tactical Nukes but they all got deleted and I got a 72-hour ban, f*ck
— User93
You f*cking bastard hahahaha
— User94
Stop spamming f*ck hahaha
— User95
The Demon King-chan, the Old Elf, and the Hero are famous for gallery spam, so maybe the management is going well
— User96
Actually, if no one is doing it and the Head Admin is managing it alone? And if the Sub-Admins have actually dropped it?
— User97
The Head Admin is a f*cking gay hahahaha
— User98
The Head Admin is sobbing hahaha
— User99
Prediction: Please, just delete one post!!!!!!!
— User100
Prediction: Deleting posts is a pain > <☆
— User101
f*ck hahaha I'm getting dizzy just thinking about it
Despite everything, everyone is somewhat satisfied with the gallery.
They maintain the usual gallery atmosphere and perfectly handle distasteful pictures and Tactical Nukes.
It was a miraculous result created by the four gallery spam kings gathering.
Though the complaints about Demon King-chan and the Hero, who still post trash even after becoming Sub-Admins, remained.
"It's going better than I thought."
To be honest, I didn't expect much, but the gallery is being managed well.
They're not deleting many posts either. Everyone is working hard.
The Head Admin was also quite satisfied.
Only, he didn't know what to do about the noisy admin chat.
—Demon King-chan : Old Elf, your fingers are so slow you can't even delete posts properly > <☆ —Plant Druid : I'm deleting them! —Demon King-chan : If you can't manage the gallery, I'm confiscating your cane~! ㅇㅅㅇ~ —Plant Druid : I said I don't have a cane! —Demon King-chan : Did you lose it? —Plant Druid : No, I didn't!
The Hero, not knowing what to do, the two of them were having a good time, bickering and working hard on managing.
Thinking that a fun duo had been formed, he read the message that appeared before his eyes.
"Oh."
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙
Gallery management level has increased! You can choose a management perk.
Perk Options
+1 Gallery Sub-Admin Create Gallery Real-time Chat Activate Gallery Close Function Activate Gallery Code Setting Function ... ...
There were many perks, but there was nothing that particularly caught his eye.
'I see perks for a gallery dictatorship...'
He didn't want to dictate the gallery; he wanted a playground where everyone could have fun.
He ignored all the management perks that went in a different direction.
After narrowing it down, he found one perk that looked decent.
"Oh, what's this?"
📜 NEW QUEST 📜
Activate Gallery Auction House
Activate Auction House function?
If this is here, it feels like a new wind will blow through the gallery.
Wouldn't it have a very positive effect?
Especially for dwarves who make weapons or people with rare materials, they would like it even more.
The Head Admin pressed the button with anticipation, and the window disappeared, bringing a small change to the gallery.
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙
Gallery Auction House has opened.
The auction house has opened.
There are various settings available for the auction house too.
You can set the minimum number of posts and comments required to use the auction house, and also set the usage time.
There are other detailed settings, but he didn't bother with them.
"Hmm."
If he sets things like this, it'll move away from a free gallery, so he passed.
There's also a system to see items whose prices have skyrocketed or plummeted.
He can also immediately ban hoarding or price manipulation.
All auction user names are set to be anonymous.
Anonymity seems important in such an auction.
"The fee... the minimum is 1%."
He's trading online. He takes a fee.
The fee goes to the Head Admin's account.
He immediately set it to 1%.
Even at 1%, he's taking it from the entire continent. It's not a small amount of money.
The foundation for making money through low margins and high volume has been laid.
And it's better to just lower it than to get cursed at for greedily taking 10%.
'Besides, I don't have any plans to make a lot of money.'
What's the use of money? The gallery is the whole world and happiness!
If money piles up in the bank, it brings nothing but emptiness and the futility of life!
The Head Admin, Kang Suho, who lived the life of a modern-day idle rich kid, had no desire for money!
All settings were complete... He had to press the 'Activate Auction House' button for it to be activated.
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙
Activate Auction House?
He read the message and lightly pressed the button.
Yes
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Title) What's this?
Auction house?
A storm swept through the gallery.
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