Chapter 28
Chapter 28
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 28
Chapter Title: Another World’s Bank Gallery
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The fervor of the betting frenzy died down, and even the bait posts cooled off. A small party was held in the gallery.
It was a chicken-and-beer party for the gallery members, who could now purchase chicken.
Title: Damn, this chicken is insane
Chicken + beer, cola, cider Goes with anything, the combo is crazy. Yeah.
Reply 1: I just ordered chicken too lol
Reply 2: You're not gonna eat this kind of chicken? For real?
Reply 3: Nah, where's that kind of place lol
Title: Elves who can't eat chicken, try hitting the downvote?
First, I'm not an elf lol
Likes: 182 | Dislikes: 3919
Reply 1: I'm not one either lol
Reply 2: I'm not either? lol
Reply 3: lololol
Reply 4: Yeah, you don't have to eat chicken
Reply 5: The elves are mad as hell lololol
Reply 6: Elves sobbing and eating veggies lol
Reply 7: Yeah, that chicken is nothing. Elf-style smoked chicken is way tastier.
Reply 8: Yeah, absolutely not lol
Reply 9: Smoked? lololololol
Reply 10: You can't even compare that, for real lol
Reply 11: But it's a new world, right?
Reply 12: F*ck, your opinion will change if you try this lol
Reply 13: Fry some chicken right now and I'll admit it, for real lol
Reply 14: Let's fry chicken with oil squeezed from World Tree fruit lololol
Reply 15: Elves sobbing lololol
Reply 16: The elves would be sobbing while eating it well
Reply 17: *munch munch*... *sob*... So this is the taste of the World Tree, Lord...
Reply 18: f*ck lololololololol
Reply 19: You crazy bastard lol
Reply 20: Refine the World Tree leaves into feed to raise chickens, make oil from World Tree fruit, then fry it, and you get World Tree chicken, damn...
Reply 21: Ah, lol. World Tree chicken is legit.
Reply 22: This would be delicious even if you just fried it normally.
Reply 23: Wow, my mouth is watering for real.
Reply 24: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Reply 25: lolololol
Reply 26: Elf hemorrhaging blood lololol
Reply 27: Elf-ya lol
Reply 28: Didn't expect the World Tree to be treated like this lol
Reply 29: Yeah lol Your World Tree is delicious lol
Title: Old-timer Elf Grandma, have you tried this?
Tastes good.
Reply 1: Plant Druid) ...I don't know.
Reply 2: Stop teasing the grandma already lol
Reply 3: The grandma has bad teeth, so she can't eat stuff like this, yeah...
Reply 4: If you chew wrong, your teeth will fall out, yeah;;;
Reply 5: Plant Druid) My teeth aren't that bad!!!!!
Reply 6: lol So your teeth are bad, is that true?
Reply 7: Ah lol
Reply 8: Plant Druid) My teeth are strong!!!
Reply 9: The gallery buddies are teasing her like she's a malicious user lol
Title: Vier finally opened chicken sales too
Looks like they paid some money too?
Reply 1: Yeah, there's no reason not to do it.
Reply 2: Heard they gave up profits and just asked to open sales.
Reply 3: That's not bad then.
Reply 4: Seems like a strategic choice.
Reply 5: If they got chicken for around 300,000 to 400,000 gold, it's fine.
Reply 6: What about Elan?
Reply 7: Those guys lol Just lol
Reply 8: The atmosphere inside is a total mess right now lol
Reply 9: Why?
Reply 10: The elf elders are gritting their teeth, saying chicken isn't good, it's meh, those f*ckers.
Reply 11: lolololol
Reply 12: The old-timer elders again lol
Reply 13: Load the old-timer elders onto a cart and send them to the mountain lol
Reply 14: Get on.
Reply 15: *whoosh*
Reply 16: So "burning" was the method? lol
Reply 17: I would have buried them.
Reply 18: Old-timer elders~ You gotta live healthily here too~
Reply 19: Release them, f*ck lol There are so many ways.
Reply 20: It's right to release the elders, yeah lol
Reply 21: Then the elves aren't refuting this?
Reply 22: The elders' power is too strong, so we have to watch our step.
Reply 23: We have to wait for them to die naturally...
Reply 24: Been waiting for 50 years...
Reply 25: I've been waiting 150 years...
Reply 26: It says that right there, doesn't it?
Reply 27: lololol
Title: Why the Elf Elders are Malicious Users
Say they don't need to see the gallery, then don't look lol They have no intention of keeping up with the times. They really think they're right and have the world's answer. For real;;;
Reply 1: For real lol Those f*ckers.
Reply 2: The long elf lifespan contributes to their relaxed attitude.
Reply 3: I'm not gonna be like that when I get old.
Reply 4: The elders who said that are now old...
Reply 5: Ah.
Reply 6: F*ck lol I don't wanna get old lolol
Reply 7: I really don't want to get old now lololol
Title: Proof that Elves can't eat chicken
(Golden-brown Fried Chicken Grand Chieftain.jpg) Kyaa
Reply 1: Crispy on the outside, juicy on the inside.
Reply 2: Keee lol
Reply 3: Take a bite and chug beer right after
Reply 4: Kyaaak lolololol
Reply 5: This is the real deal lol
Title: Proof of Outdoor Sex
(Chicken and beer on an outdoor table.jpg) This is the real deal lol
Reply 1: ?
Reply 2: Sir.
Reply 3: This isn't sex.
Reply 4: We've socially agreed to call this 'Chimaek'...
Reply 5: Honestly, Chimaek is better than sex, yeah.
Reply 6: This is on the level of unlucky sex lol
Reply 7: Mandatory defense battle vs Chimaek
Reply 8: Shut up, lol
Reply 9: You're comparing things you shouldn't be comparing lol
Reply 10: If they ask you to do it on a day you don't want to, for real lolol
Reply 11: You grit your teeth that day lolol
Reply 12: Yeah lol There's no day you don't want to eat chicken lol
— Head Admin
Title: I'll prove I had sex too, yeah
(Chicken skewer photo.jpg) How's this?
Reply 1: You f*cker, eat some chicken for once lol
Reply 2: Nah lololol
Reply 3: You have so much money!!!!!!!!! Why are you still eating chicken skewers!!!
Reply 4: Head Admin) I spent it all on the gallery, so I'm out.
Reply 5: f*cking bitch lolololol
Reply 6: Crazy bitch... crazy bitch... crazy bitch... crazy bitch...
Reply 7: With that money??
Reply 8: Where did all that money go? lol
Reply 9: Head Admin) It's money to send our kids... to the academy...
Reply 10: lololol What kids do we have?
Reply 11: Our kids (gallery buddies)
Reply 12: You're raising these as your kids? lololol
Reply 13: That's definitely a crazy bitch lolololol
Reply 14: And you call this your kid...?
Reply 15: Can't we disown you?
Reply 16: I would have disowned you lol
Reply 17: I already disowned them lol
Reply 18: I've already been disowned lol
Reply 19: Gallery buddy-a....
Reply 20: What happened then?
Reply 21: Uh; I gambled with the house deed and got disowned; I was planning to pay back three times what I won, but you don't see my grand plan.
Reply 22: What do you mean "uh", you f*cker lol
Reply 23: You're bragging, you bastard lol
Reply 24: It's a miracle you're not dead.
Reply 25: Always be thankful to your parents lololol
Title: Something strange about the chicken
It stays crispy even when it's cold.
Reply 1: Why doesn't it get soggy?
Reply 2: How can fried chicken taste like this?
Reply 3: If we knew that, everyone would be frying it the same way lol
Reply 4: Even the top chefs who say "I can do it" are researching it day and night lol
Reply 5: Yeah lol It won't work even if they try lol
Reply 6: If it worked just by trying, even the poodle next door could fry it lol
Reply 7: Why would you fry Poopee...?
Reply 8: Poopee, who was guarding the house, sobbing T_T
Reply 9: So Poopee wasn't frying, but being fried...
Reply 10: Poopee, now useless, became a fried good...
Reply 11: Don't say it like that.
Reply 12: Wuuu, trash.
Reply 13: Nah lol f*ck, this is how it gets interpreted.
Title: F*ck, is this a gallery or a chicken coop
I ordered chicken too.
Reply 1: It's a chicken coop...
Reply 2: Better than a chicken coop is an even bigger chicken coop.
Reply 3: To you, I shall gift a Dwarf Grandma.
Reply 4: Wait, I didn't want it to that extent!!!!!!!
Reply 5: Keee, the chicken is really insane.
Reply 6: Did the Head Admin eat this every day?
Reply 7: Isn't it because he ate it that he brought it?
Reply 8: F*ck, I lost about 300 years of my life.
Reply 9: I lost 450 years lol
Reply 10: lol I only lost 100 years lol
Reply 11: You long-lived species guys lol
Reply 12: Seeing you all happy now, you look like kids lol
Title: Pray that the Head Admin is an Elf
From now on, if the Head Admin dies, the chicken disappears lol
Reply 1: No!!!!!!!!!!
Reply 2: Yeah lol We'll revive him somehow lol
Reply 3: Haven't you revived him every time?
Reply 4: Revived (Lich)
Reply 5: f*ck lol You even put a curse on him to revive him?
Reply 6: Yeah lol With cola and chicken, you can never die lol
Everyone was in a festive mood, raising their chicken as bait.
Where there is light, there is also darkness.
Contrary to the gallery, where everyone was raising chicken and enjoying themselves, there were also those who were sobbing.
The gallery's auction house sells all kinds of items.
It especially filled the bellies of artists who were struggling with practical problems.
Does painting make you money?
Does writing and serializing a novel every day make you money??
Artists who got a taste of money embarked on the path of commercial writers...
The works of those who posted paintings and novels on the auction house became a topic in the gallery.
In the worst possible way.
— Head Admin
Title: F*ck!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where is Volume 3 of The Girl at the Academy!!!!!!!!
Reply 1: Kreeeeaaaaah
Reply 2: Nah, f*ck lol
Reply 3: Why isn't the new volume being posted?
Reply 4: Hey, you bastard!!!!!!!!
Reply 5: Where does that f*cking writer live?
Reply 6: Which publisher??
Reply 7: Elan publisher??
Reply 8: It's Elan again, you f*cker???!?!?!
Title: Where did the extra chapters go?
F*ck, where did they go?
Reply 1: Writer, you can die, but just post one more chapter...
Reply 2: You know we prioritize your work over your body, right?
Reply 3: We'll take care of your health, so please write first ^^
Reply 4: f*ck lol lol You're so evil, but I'm cheering for you too ^^
Title: Take my money!!!!!!
F*ck, release the new volume now!!!!!!
Reply 1: For real, I'm waiting!!!!!!!!
Reply 2: Why are you letting my money rot?
Reply 3: These guys must not want to make money? lol
Reply 4: We'll help you make money lol Please, just release the book lol
Title: Ah, the new volume is out lol
The Girl at the Academy Volume 3 is insane lol
Reply 1: Ah, f*ck lol I couldn't buy it.
Reply 2: When is this coming out again?
Reply 3: I was waiting for the first edition, guess I'll have to wait for a reprint;;
Reply 4: It's fun, but the content is too fictional lol
Reply 5: For real, how do you get girls on you as soon as you enter the academy? lol
Reply 6: Really? Didn't everyone do that when they went to the academy...?
Reply 7: Wait.
Reply 8: What was my academy life then...?
Reply 9: This is academy life...?
Title: Damn, the Acagunya bait is on fire lol
(Burning photo.jpg) Why is this real?
Reply 1: What the f*ck lololol
Reply 2: Why is this real
Reply 3: What is this
Reply 4: It's the Acagunya printing press
Reply 5: ???????
Reply 6: Ah, you're bullshitting.
Reply 7: It's not real, right?
Reply 8: Say it's not!!!!!!!!
Reply 9: The mana printer caught fire, they say.
Reply 10: What the f*ck lolololololol
Reply 11: The world.. has stopped...
Reply 12: Sigh, there's no reason to live... yeah...
Reply 13: Yeah, I'm leaving first, bye.
Reply 14: I wrote a suicide note too, bye.
Reply 15: I'll write the writer's name in my suicide note and go, bye.
Title: I Picked Up the Elf Queen is back serializing!!!!
They said they'll resume serialization. Heard it from a friend of a cousin's neighbor's wife's cousin, yeah;;;
Reply 1: For real???
Reply 2: Do you think it's for real, f*ck lol
Reply 3: You f*cker lol
Reply 4: At that point, you're connected to everyone on the continent, f*ck
Reply 5: The serialization chance is still alive, rookie...
Reply 6: Sir, you didn't see that?
Reply 7: See what?
Reply 8: A notice just went up.
Reply 9: Yeah lol It's already on hiatus lol
Reply 10: Yeah lol The notice is already up lol
Reply 11: What the f*ck!!!!!!!!!! My sex life is!!!!!!!!!!
— 83-year-old Marks Grandpa's Last Conscience
Title: This is the writer of the Lewd Big-chested Childhood Friend...
I'll take a break for a month... I'm not feeling well...
Reply 1: You're really coming back after a month, right?
Reply 2: I'll wait for you?
Reply 3: Yeah???
Reply 4: A month is enough, right?
Reply 5: Please promise you'll come back.
Reply 6: Why aren't you coming back!!!!!!!!!!
Reply 7: You're not not coming back, right?
Title: My daily reward!!!!!!
(大致 a picture of a wolf howling.jpg) Give it back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply 1: Please, writer, I'll be good, please come back!!!!!!!!!!
Reply 2: I'll write an appreciation essay every day, support, leave comments on Nade Nade, and even do live relays, so please come back now.
Reply 3: F*ck, what do you mean you're not feeling well and going on hiatus!!!!!!!!! I'll feed you an elixir, so come back quickly!!!
"You think I'm coming back?"
The writer, who returned from the hiatus, was as precious as a unicorn that likes non-virgin academy girls.
The Head Admin knew.
The sight of countless writers disappearing in the modern era...
It was a common occurrence when operating a minor gallery related to novels.
"Tch..."
If they're lucky, they'll resume serialization.
If not, it's a hiatus, so don't have any lingering feelings.
Thinking that, he turned his gaze elsewhere as usual.
The Head Admin's gallery surfing was surprisingly boring.
Less activity, more watching.
Sooner or later, there would be nothing to do.
The Head Admin read through the gallery's old posts according to his usual routine.
Reading old posts, various thoughts crossed his mind.
Ah. The time without the Head Admin was hell.
No, it was hell even with the Head Admin.
What is the former Head Admin doing? Is he not active?
These guys are still spamming just like back then.
Why isn't there a page move? Do I have to turn the pages one by one? There must be tens of millions of pages. Is this a dead gallery?
I can't even remember how long it's been since I read page by page.
Probably... not thousands of pages. I read quite a lot.
All my spare time was spent exploring the deep sea of old posts.
As I kept reading, a part caught my eye.
─Recommend a lunch spot [2]
─So many hot girls at this festival [3]
─Memo for errands [35]
─Hey, remember the old gallery named ones? [17]
─Old gallery legends lol [6]
─The gallery's golden age. For real [10]
The gallery's ghosts were reminiscing about the past, and then the bait was cut off at some point.
Bait in the gallery doesn't just disappear like that.
There are always faint traces left, and the footprints of many people remain.
The Head Admin, with over 13 years of gallery experience, knew this better than anyone.
But this time, the gallery's bait was strangely and quickly "replaced."
"...Something's weird."
The Head Admin discovered a gap in the gallery.
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