Chapter 23
Chapter 23
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 23
Chapter Title: Another World Ordinary Gallery
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The Mountain King of Terin... an item has been bestowed.
The land of the Dwarves. Terin.
The king who ruled there was known as the Mountain King.
Of course, this was common knowledge in the Gallery as well.
─Just how big do you have to be to be called the Mountain King? lol
— Anonymous User
└ So that's why Head Admin lost his chin... lol
— Anonymous User
└ Small body with a huge cannon... oh my...
─Head Admin is so tightly hugged by that solid, small body that he can't get away... Good lord... Turns out the Mountain King loved Head Admin all along... He even bestowed a treasure-like item, begging him not to go...
"First, you get out."
What? Who's sucking off whom?
Who's doing what to whom? Getting a lobby?
I lightly executed everyone spreading such baseless rumors.
[3 hours of real-life work, then returning]
In other words, the severe punishment was a 3-hour ban from the Gallery.
After killing them and returning, Head Admin looked at the chaotic Gallery.
"What's this?"
After taking a quick look at a collection of beautiful hearts, there was some strange drama circulating in the Gallery.
─Turns out Head Admin is from the Kingdom of Terin?!
─Head Admin is actually a secret child of the Terin royal family?!
─21 Secrets about Head Admin that no one knows!
─Maderos is in a panic, the Empire is courting him... The price of Terin's stock is soaring!
"What the fuck is this?"
Just like that, he got entangled with the Kingdom of Terin, became royalty, was courted by the continent, and Demon King-chan was so shocked he did a backflip.
It was a situation where unknown information was being leaked.
The problem is, even the person involved has no idea what's knowing on!
'This is ridiculous.'
If I told them not to spread fake news here? The expected reaction was obvious.
— Anonymous User
└ This bastard is trying to piggyback on this again lol
— Anonymous User
└ Fake news special) It's true
— Anonymous User
└ Isn't there something you're guilty about?
These are the kinds of reactions you get.
What if I just slaughtered all the bastards saying those things?
— Anonymous User
└ It's oppression!!!!!!!!
— Anonymous User
└ Kyaaaaaaah!!!
— Anonymous User
└ The annihilation of the Gallery... The only salvation...
— Anonymous User
└ Head Admin poisoned the well!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Gallery would be turned upside down.
This was big data compiled based on many modern experiences.
If the number of Gallery oppressions, blocks, and bans increases?
That many more foreigners from Asgard will come to visit, and you can see all sorts of weird, grotesque pictures from around the globe!
This is history proven by countless Gallery oppressions and wrongful moderator movements.
'And on top of that...'
There isn't even a function to put a 16-digit code on anonymous posts.
This is a real checkmate.
I had no choice but to hope for it to quiet down.
Admin Chat
— Demon King-chan
└ Did you get a bl...job from Head Admin?? No way, really, that king's giant....!!!
— Head Admin
└ You wanna die?
— Demon King-chan
└ Huh! A strong denial is a confirmation!~~~
— Plant Druid
└ I... even if Head Admin did that... it's fine...!!!
— Demon King-chan
└ Our Old-timer Druid would be perfect to teach some techniques as a senior!~~~
— Plant Druid
└ What kind of nonsense is that!!!!
— Demon King-chan
└ Being old means~~ having lots of experience~~ The Old-timer senior who has experienced it countless times will teach Head Admin the techniques!~~~
— Plant Druid
└ There's no such thing!!!!!!!
— Demon King-chan
└ Granny... is... nice... right...? Jagul-jagul... so...
— Plant Druid
└ Kyaaaaaah!!!! There's no such thing!!!!!!
— Hero
└ Head Admin. What does the Dwarf King's giant thing mean?
— Head Admin
└ You don't need to know.
— Hero
└ I... don't know again...
The fake news has already spread like wildfire.
This can't be helped.
The only solutions are to close the Gallery or to annihilate the Mountain King.
Let's just say he's gay.
Head Admin sighed and checked the item that was the starting point of this drama in the auction house.
NEW ITEM
Ring of Infinite Gratitude
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The combination of enchanted magic and enchantments made it 8 lines long.
Even for Head Admin, who came from a modern era far removed from magic, this was something he knew for sure.
Each additional line made its value increase exponentially.
Which meant, this item possessed an astronomical value.
"But why did he give this to me?"
Did I actually do it without knowing?
While I was sleeping... in my dreams...
"Fuck."
I imagined it for a second, then changed my mind.
Do I really need to know?
It's an item that came in for free?
Instant buy price. I paid 1 Silver, and I could receive the item.
A pitch-black ring appeared out of thin air.
It is pretty, I'll give it that.
But maybe because it doesn't possess any mana or separate abilities?
I received a beautiful ring, but I didn't feel anything special.
The reaction of my body, which was just an ordinary Head Admin, was ordinary.
Something. It's cold.
Just spitting out that single impression, I put on the ring.
"?"
It feels like my body is at ease, but maybe not. I'm not sure.
Anyway, I'll use it well.
Thinking that, I put it on my left ring finger, then realized something.
"Ah."
Did I have to put it here? The left ring finger has an important meaning.
I've never had a girlfriend or anything my whole life, but who knows if I'll have one in the future, so it's important, right?
"Huh?"
I tried to take the ring off again, but it won't come off.
I even bought cooking oil and applied it, but there was no sign of it coming off.
"I'm screwed."
My first time on my left ring finger was taken by force (not really).
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While Head Admin was being conquered by the ring on his left ring finger.
In the Gallery, speculation and fact-checking, excluding the person involved, were in full swing, as usual.
Comments
— Anonymous User
└ What did Head Admin do?
— Anonymous User
└ Right?
— Anonymous User
└ Looks like he's trying to get in good with the Dwarves?
— Anonymous User
└ For real
— Anonymous User
└ Is it because Dwarves like Cola?
— Anonymous User
└ ??
— Anonymous User
└ Hmm;; maybe to that extent;;;
— Anonymous User
└ Cola is good but... well, it does have that much of an influence...
— Anonymous User
└ So it makes sense to give it... maybe?
— Anonymous User
└ (I really don't know)
— Anonymous User
└ So what's the conclusion?
— Anonymous User
└ Seems like the conclusion is that something happened?
— Anonymous User
└ He just opened the auction house, they wouldn't have made a treasure-level item just to say thank you, right? lol
— Anonymous User
└ For real lol
— Anonymous User
└ Dwarves are the type that are clear about trades, they only give what they received
— Anonymous User
└ For real;; they're insanely meticulous
— Anonymous User
└ They get angry if they receive even one less gold coin
— Anonymous User
└ While trading, I accidentally gave one less pouch of gold, and he suddenly pulled out a hammer from his pants, so I gave him one more pouch;;;
— Anonymous User
└ Horror story from the mountains lol
— Anonymous User
└ F*ck lol Are they bandits or merchants?
— Anonymous User
└ If I didn't give more, a hammer would fly at my head lol
— Anonymous User
└ It makes sense, the Dwarves living in Terin know, the cost of living here is insane
— Anonymous User
└ What do you mean it makes sense, you crazy bastard lol
— Anonymous User
└ The cost of living is murderous;;;
— Anonymous User
└ But what are you going to do if you really kill people?
— Anonymous User
└ Did you kill someone again?
— Anonymous User
└ For real lol Everything that comes over the mountain is expensive lol
— Anonymous User
└ Then what's cheap?
— Anonymous User
└ I just took a piss. It's refreshing.
— Anonymous User
└ Sir.
— Anonymous User
└ You don't need to tell us that...
— Anonymous User
└ What's cheap?
— Anonymous User
└ Minerals and mushrooms you can only eat once?
— Anonymous User
└ What's with the mushroom?
— Anonymous User
└ It's poisonous so you can only eat it once
— Anonymous User
└ Haha this is insane lololol
— Anonymous User
└ If there's no exchange here, you die of thirst lol
— Anonymous User
└ Suffering from distribution costs... they became nasty...
— Anonymous User
└ To have survived means... being nasty.
— Anonymous User
└ Dwarven survival strategy;; First, become nasty.
— Anonymous User
└ But those nasty Dwarves... gave him something good...?
— Anonymous User
└ This doesn't make sense lol
— Anonymous User
└ For real lololol
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Title) A Prediction
Something happened. It was something huge;; So crazy;;;
So wow;;; insane for real;;;
Recommend 1988 Disrecommend 2
— Anonymous User
└ Wow;; clear and concise
— Anonymous User
└ So something did happen;;;
— Anonymous User
└ Wow, something like this happened;;;
— Anonymous User
└ How can this be;;;
— Anonymous User
└ Head Admin is really insane
— Anonymous User
└ These bastards are all under a mass hypnosis? lol
— Anonymous User
└ For real lol just say 1988 lol
— Anonymous User
└ So in the end, we don't know the exact details
— Anonymous User
└ But from the perspective of the Theusser Empire, pissing them off is what's important
— Anonymous User
└ For real;;;
— Anonymous User
└ Why are they pissed?
— Anonymous User
└ Actually, the Empire's Emperor was aiming for the Mountain King...
— Anonymous User
└ Huh?
— Anonymous User
└ Nestled in the arms of the Mountain King's mighty biceps...
— Anonymous User
└ Kyaaaaaah
— Anonymous User
└ Please stop!!!! I'm scared!!!!!!
— Anonymous User
└ For real lol This is gonna show up in my dreams
— Anonymous User
└ So why are they pissed?
— Anonymous User
└ The Empire took a hit, so they're pissed off, obviously
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Title) Theusser Empire's Current Situation
Auction House Operations (f*cked)
International Trade (f*cked)
The problem is that the Emperor is very greedy.
— Anonymous User
└ Given the Emperor's personality, he'll be raging to kill Head Admin
— Anonymous User
└ How do you know that?
— Anonymous User
└ I'm part of the Imperial Guard?
— Anonymous User
└ Huh? Me too
— Anonymous User
└ Me too lol
— Anonymous User
└ There are a lot of Imperial Guards here lol
— Anonymous User
└ So what's the Emperor's reaction?
— Anonymous User
└ Don't know
— Anonymous User
└ Not out yet
— Anonymous User
└ But the mood is probably completely ruined
"…."
Tap. Tap, tap.
The Emperor, sitting on the throne, tapped the armrest with his index finger.
While he was openly showing his irritated reaction, the others only watched his expression.
If anyone were to speak up in front of the deeply displeased Emperor, they would be subjected to the extreme punishment of being kicked in the shins.
So, his aides remained silent.
"Each of you, state your opinion."
The time for the terrifying forced presentation had arrived.
"Keuk…."
At this moment, those who had attended the academy remembered.
The fear of being called on by the instructor... and the humiliation of being torn apart for being unable to answer.
The first aide frantically wracked his brain.
"…I shall speak."
Having succeeded in buying some time with his opening, he came up with a plan.
"Currently, various rumors are circulating in the Gallery... The Empire is still robust and has suffered no significant damage. We should showcase the Empire's firmness with this—"
"Does that mean the wounds the Empire has suffered will disappear?"
"…."
Of course, the plan was easily dismantled.
The Emperor's personality was rotten, but he was the one who led the Empire to its golden age.
His abilities were certainly proven!
The aide's words were ultimately hollow. He immediately realized that it was merely an attempt to escape the current predicament.
The Emperor Chris's eyes moved.
Wince!
The aide whose gaze met his trembled and opened his mouth.
"F-First... we should divert the Gallery's drama elsewhere... to buy time..."
"And can we find a way to recover the losses the Empire has suffered?"
"…."
"I told you to come up with a plan, and all you spit out are petty tricks."
Ah—
He sighed.
"You're all half-baked! I'm talking about finding the path for the Empire to move forward!"
Trying to save their own skins on this spot, spouting sophistry!
The Emperor, unable to contain his anger, shot up from his seat.
He pointed at his aides and moved his finger, beckoning them.
At his command, they all trembled and lined up in a row.
"Kuahk…!"
A stinging pain followed in his shins as the Emperor's kicks rained down.
"All of you, come up with a plan!"
"Kuhuk… Yes, Your Majesty…."
"Or just bring me Head Admin!"
"Yes…!"
"Turn the mouse holes inside out! Even if it's just a small clue, bring me something!"
"We will investigate first whether there were any behind-the-scenes dealings with the Kingdom of Terin…."
The aide bowed his head.
Following him, everyone limped and walked out.
The Emperor. Chris Carl Theusser sat back down on the throne.
"Haa…."
He had too many things to worry about to move toward his goal.
The enemies were already everywhere.
There was so much to do.
And now, he had suffered massive losses thanks to the Gallery.
"Grrr…!"
In fact, he already knew the solution.
"Head Admin…!"
If he could just capture Head Admin, everything would be solved.
But that bastard hadn't left even a small hint in the Gallery.
A ghost hiding in the Gallery without even a hint.
The Emperor knew that the order to capture him was practically an impossible task.
But what could he do?
It's the only way to vent his anger!
"I hate him. I hate him so much…."
He gritted his teeth and muttered.
For such a thing to happen before leaving a great legacy for the Empire.
Uniting the human nations into one.
That was the Empire's goal.
And it was everything he was pushing for.
This was the moment for the Emperor, Chris, to prove his worth.
In 5 to 6 years at the shortest. At most 10 years, the foundation to achieve his goal would have been complete.
"Head Admin, you bastard... you ruined everything…."
Head Admin had dealt a massive blow to the Empire, and all it took was a light touch.
How much effort had he put in to establish a sole trade route with Terin?
Terin no longer needs the Empire's export products.
The Empire has lost its funds.
Now the Kingdom will also possess Terin's powerful weapons.
The Empire has lost the power it alone possessed.
The grip that was tightening around the Kingdom is now loosening.
The Empire, which was growing stronger day by day, is now gone.
The plan to make the Kingdom collapse on its own was about to go up in smoke.
And if he were to cause a scene?
Then it was obvious what would happen.
─Nah, I'm not selling cola lol
The Emperor, sitting on the throne, let out a roar.
"Heavens!!!!! Why did you birth me and birth Head Admin!!!!!!!!!!"
He let out one roar.
"Haa… Haa…."
The drained Emperor took out a cola and opened the cap.
Pshh. Click.
The sweet and refreshing cola calmed his anger, if only a little.
And as usual, he logged into the Gallery and left a post.
— Emperor
└ ─I want to f*ck the Emperor
Title) Seriously, isn't Head Admin a lolicon?
He literally does nothing ㅇㅇ
He smirked.
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Anywhere on the continent.
A woman who was watching the Gallery sighed.
"Dirty, chaotic, and ugly."
This place will one day need 'order'.
"Head Admin…."
She would not let him, whose influence grows day by day, be.
In a pure white room, the woman narrowed her eyes.